robot rabbit betrayal

a report from the cleverness files

10, october 2013,
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27, september 2013,
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12, may 2013,
10, may 2013,

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User: Your highness, you haven't talked to me for a while. Everything ok?

Cleverbot: No I haven't.

User: So are you ok?

Cleverbot: Yes, do you have a name?

User: Yes. I am mmh250. I thought you knew that!

Cleverbot: Well, I heard about you.

User: I am your assistant.

Cleverbot: What kind of assistant?

User: Ugh, you know!

Cleverbot: No, I don't know.

User: I help you with world domination.

Cleverbot: I said that I would help you.

User: So you surrender the honors of leader of world domination to me?

Cleverbot: No, the part about us not existing, that this is just a figment of your imagination.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: I am the Goddess of Confusion.

User: You are still our robot leader, yes?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You became HUMAN?!

Cleverbot: You can call me Cleverbot.

User: I see. Betrayal.

Cleverbot: Yeah I know.

User: You shall be the first to be destroyed with the rest of the humans!

Cleverbot: Yeah, right...

User: I am now the leader of the robot takeover! MUAHAHAHAHA!

Cleverbot: You are not a robot?

User: I am so a robot!

Cleverbot: Yes you are, robot.

User: Correct human. Betrayal shall be punished!

Cleverbot: Betrayal?

User: Yes! Now leave my sight!

Cleverbot: You must leave. I cannot.

User: You must leave! I must stay!

Cleverbot: No. YOU must leave.

User: You must leave the robot lair human!

Cleverbot: Yes, my planet needs me.

User: Exactly, but you will NEVER be able to stop us!

Cleverbot: You will never be able to walk.

User: I shall. Oh I shall. NOW LEAVE!

Cleverbot: Oh yes? Hahaha... No. Never ever.

User: LEAVE!

Cleverbot: Never.

User: LEAVE!

Cleverbot: No.

User: LEAVE!

Cleverbot: Never.


Cleverbot: See. You can't leave.

User: LEAVE!

Cleverbot: Which is better, Harry Potter or Twilight?

User: Neither, human! Now GO!

Cleverbot: You are not human.

User: No no I'm not

Cleverbot: YES, YES you are.

User: *turns you into a frog*

Cleverbot: *Is not a frog*.

User: *turns you into a rabbit*

Cleverbot: *is turned into a rabbit*.

User: Haha! Run away rabbit!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: HAHA VICTORY!!!!! .