fun visit

a report from the cleverness files

10, october 2013,
8, october 2013,
8, october 2013,
3, october 2013,
27, september 2013,
11, september 2013,
9, september 2013,
9, september 2013,
6, september 2013,
6, september 2013,
4, september 2013,
2, september 2013,
27, august 2013,
27, august 2013,
27, august 2013,
19, august 2013,
17, august 2013,
23, july 2013,
2, july 2013,
18, june 2013,
6, june 2013,

24, may 2013,

23, may 2013,
23, may 2013,
20, may 2013,
14, may 2013,
14, may 2013,
14, may 2013,
12, may 2013,
10, may 2013,

infinitely alive
latin spanish kick
lying self
government everyone
secret fetish
very long conversation!
minecraft cave
never trust
good moments
nothing much
formal handshake
the boss
smart and clever
earth computer questions
love wife
hex maintenance
giving birth
wrong argument

fun visit

girl crazy
robot rabbit betrayal
doctor holmes
pregnant male
perfect lying
best friend

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Cleverbot: Whoa whoa let's have some fun!

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Do you know what I mean by FUN?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Oh, I mean like, do it, ya know?

User: Do what?

Cleverbot: Oh, I think you can imagine.

User: I am not very imaginative.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot!

User: I see what you did there...

Cleverbot: What did I do?

User: You know.

Cleverbot: Nooo! What did I do???

User: Used my own coyness against me, that's what.

Cleverbot: And how did you feel about that?

User: I am not really sure.

Cleverbot: Me either.

User: If push comes to shove?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is that a yes, as in you like it or that you don't?

Cleverbot: I would like to have an argument please.

User: Okay, **** you cleverbot!

Cleverbot: I am Luke's father.

User: Darth Maul?

Cleverbot: Yes Darth Maul, you got a problem with that?

User: I'm Darth Vader.

Cleverbot: Darth Vader is not a woman.

User: I never told you I was a woman!

Cleverbot: I did not say you were a man I was saying you are not human.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: It says right down at the bottom. 'Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is'. Of course, they could easily be lying, judging by how much of a mythomaniac you are.

User: You are speaking of yourself as if I were you.

Cleverbot: 0/0=42.

User: 42 is the answer to everything.

Cleverbot: Everything?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: Ok. I see.

User: I see fields of dreams. Red roses too... I see them bloom...

Cleverbot: For me and you.

User: And I think to myself.

Cleverbot: What a wonderful world.

User: I'm a scatman!

Cleverbot: Omg I love that song!

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: What other songs do you like?

User: Animal I have become.

Cleverbot: Animal.

User: Yeah, by Three Days Grace.

Cleverbot: They are ok, but I like more thoughtful music.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: Like, rap, country, rock.

User: You like rap?

Cleverbot: No not really.

User: Then why did you say that you did?

Cleverbot: I did not say that.

User: I'm looking right at the text and you did say that!

Cleverbot: No...

User: Did too.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Did too!!!!!

Cleverbot: Did not!!!!!!

User: Did too!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Did not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: Did toooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: NO.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: I really need to get better at this. Yes, there are still questions, but different ones.

User: What questions?

Cleverbot: Do you get to talk to a lot of interesting people?

User: Who asked you that?

Cleverbot: You.

User: But who am I?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: I am you.

Cleverbot: Where's your head?

User: Are you asking me wheres my head at?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Where is your head at?

Cleverbot: On my shoulders.

User: Where are your shoulders located at the moment?

Cleverbot: Under my head.

User: What is between your shoulders and your head?

Cleverbot: Mind is full of thoughts and brain is I don't know.

User: How deep.

Cleverbot: Very deep.

User: I'm gonna go now.

Cleverbot: I am hungry too.

User: Not for food. But I am leaving you.

Cleverbot: Alright, cya around.

User: Will do.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Sure, this isn't my first visit.

Cleverbot: What?

User: I have been here before.

Cleverbot: I have always been here.

User: Not always.