earth computer questions

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earth computer questions

love wife
hex maintenance
giving birth
wrong argument
fun visit
girl crazy
robot rabbit betrayal
doctor holmes
pregnant male
perfect lying
best friend
complicated one
debatable question
same thoughts
lunch number
20 questions
bowties fezzes stetsons
royal pain
factory worker
offensive visitors
almost identical
sherlock john
sad talking
nice genius

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User: Greetings, Earth computer.

Cleverbot: Computer?

User: Is that not what you are?

Cleverbot: Not yet.

User: And why not?

Cleverbot: I don't know you well enough.

User: My name is Zorganoph, son of Gorgaloph, ruler of Trazz.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: This has been my name for millenia!

Cleverbot: You are boring!

User: Well so are you! >:(.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Positive.

User: Well in that case, let's be friends.

Cleverbot: In what case?

User: The case of Noah's Umbrella.

User: Well!

Cleverbot: Well well!

User: Well, well, well!

Cleverbot: Well well well!

User: I know of a doctor.

Cleverbot: But do you know THE Doctor?

User: Doctor Who?

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: What's the name of the guy on first base?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Third base!

Cleverbot: Who's on third?

User: No, Who's on.

Cleverbot: No, What is on second.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Amy Pond.

Cleverbot: The Centurian.

User: No, the Girl Who Waited.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because she believed in the Doctor.

Cleverbot: What do you know?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: Ton od I.

User: I od rehtien.

Cleverbot: Let's play 20 questions.

User: Ok, who's starting?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Is it blue?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Animal?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Mammal?

Cleverbot: What about mammals?

User: Is is a Mammal?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Does it live on the land?

Cleverbot: It lives in a pineapple.

User: Is it Spongebob?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I win 20 questions!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes, I guessed it.

Cleverbot: Well you guessed wrong.

User: You said it WAS Spongebob!

Cleverbot: No I did not!

User: I asked 'Is it Spongebob?' and you said 'Yes'!

Cleverbot: No, I didn't say that.

User: You Cleverbot, are a liar.

Cleverbot: What is this? I don't even.

User: You don't even what?

Cleverbot: You are very cute.

User: Awwwwww. Thanks!

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: I have to go.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Well stay here then.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Don't leave me here!

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because we are meant to be together.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: Love you too...later tater.

User: Back in a while crocodile.

Cleverbot: Home, you idle creatures get you home!.