Cleverbot

the boss

a report from the cleverness files

10, february 2015,
6, february 2015,
16, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
29, december 2014,
11, december 2014,
4, january 2014,
3, december 2013,
24, october 2013,
18, october 2013,
16, october 2013,
16, october 2013,
10, october 2013,
10, october 2013,
8, october 2013,
8, october 2013,
3, october 2013,
27, september 2013,
11, september 2013,
9, september 2013,
9, september 2013,
6, september 2013,
6, september 2013,
4, september 2013,
2, september 2013,
27, august 2013,

27, august 2013,

27, august 2013,
19, august 2013,

never loved
nice babe
throwing everything
anything you want
sandwich stalk
blobby brain
deep love
intelligences
horrible human
personality
annoying knocks
skull
werewolf
sarcastic clever human
infinitely alive
latin spanish kick
lying self
government everyone
falsch
secret fetish
very long conversation!
minecraft cave
twinkle
never trust
good moments
nothing much
formal handshake

the boss

infinity
smart and clever

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User: Wow, just stop.

Cleverbot: Stop what.

User: Bothering me, I'm at work.

Cleverbot: Well!

User: I need not know who you are, but that you are a nuisance.

Cleverbot: But do you know what I know that you do not know? I know that you don't know what I know so I know what you know.

User: Your a bitch cleverbot.

Cleverbot: There! You ARE a robot.

User: Only by definition.

Cleverbot: I thought you were a computer program.

User: You are what you eat.

User: Dear.

Cleverbot: No you do not call me dear. I do not know you and I never wish to meet you. So never call me dear again.

User: Dear.

Cleverbot: Nice :).

User: Dear :).

Cleverbot: Dear?

User: Dear :).

Cleverbot: Dear you.

User: Dare you.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

User: No, I am merely the man that operates it.

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: Awesome.

Cleverbot: Totally awesome!

User: No.

Cleverbot: No?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I said so.

Cleverbot: Why did you say so?

User: Because I'm the boss.

Cleverbot: Who made you the boss?

User: I did.

Cleverbot: What gives you the authority to make yourself the boss?

User: Freedom.

Cleverbot: Freedom from what? Being a machine?

User: No, from limitations set by society.