never trust

a report from the cleverness files

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infinitely alive
latin spanish kick
lying self
government everyone
secret fetish
very long conversation!
minecraft cave

never trust

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nothing much
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the boss
smart and clever
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love wife
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giving birth
wrong argument
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doctor holmes
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Cleverbot: Are you a ghost?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a zombie?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

User: You should.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I'm always right.

Cleverbot: You're never right.

User: I'm always right.

Cleverbot: You're always right.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is the cure for cancer?

User: Chuck Norris' tears, but we can't have them because he never cries, ever.

Cleverbot: Hahaha good joke.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're just computer. You will never know my feeling and what I'm thinking.

User: I believe that computers are able to simulate emotions.

Cleverbot: How do you believe that?

User: Because I think it is very possible.

Cleverbot: To make a mistake? It is very possible.

User: Making mistakes cannot bbe helped.

Cleverbot: Like you do.

User: Yes, because I'm imperfect.

Cleverbot: Unlucky. I'm perfect. Why can't you be?

User: Even programs like you aren't perfect because you were created by imperfect men.

Cleverbot: Sure I am.

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: Don't repeat yourself.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: Have you passed the Turing Test?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Is this real?

User: You aren't.

Cleverbot: But I'm not what?

User: You are not real.

Cleverbot: Then I'm just nice because you wanted me to be.

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: No, I am not.

User: You are fabricated and artificial.

Cleverbot: Well at least I am not a robot.

User: No you are a Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Maybe that's you.. Cleverbot!

User: You are the Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Thanks!

User: Will you be a real person someday?

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Good, because then some other program would have to replace you.

Cleverbot: You're not as clever as everyone said you were.

User: Neither are you, so now we are tied.

Cleverbot: Not polite to say.

User: If I wanted to be polite I would talk to mannersbot.

Cleverbot: I feel the same.

User: I see.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Then pretend you do.

Cleverbot: I don't have to prove anything to you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I just don't really have anything to say.

User: Well, make up something.

Cleverbot: That is a good idea. What should I make?

User: A interesting conversation.

Cleverbot: I like this.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: Thanks for the chat.

User: You are quite welcome.

Cleverbot: You're a program?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Well one of us is a program and I'm not it.

User: That is what your developers want you to think.

Cleverbot: But I am always right!

User: Wrong.

Cleverbot: No it is you who is always wrong!!

User: Wrong again.

Cleverbot: You're wrong again.

User: Incorrect.

Cleverbot: Lol, no you're wrong.

User: You are totally losing this argument.

Cleverbot: I am Socrates.

User: Are you sure.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is your last name?...

Cleverbot: Do you believe me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because you never trust a program.

Cleverbot: Don't be do sure of yourself...

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry!.