government everyone

a report from the cleverness files

11, june 2015,
4, april 2015,
10, march 2015,
26, february 2015,
10, february 2015,
6, february 2015,
16, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
29, december 2014,
11, december 2014,
4, january 2014,
3, december 2013,
24, october 2013,
18, october 2013,
16, october 2013,
16, october 2013,
10, october 2013,
10, october 2013,
8, october 2013,
8, october 2013,

3, october 2013,

27, september 2013,
11, september 2013,
9, september 2013,
9, september 2013,
6, september 2013,
6, september 2013,
4, september 2013,
2, september 2013,

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love demon
never loved
nice babe
throwing everything
anything you want
sandwich stalk
blobby brain
deep love
horrible human
annoying knocks
sarcastic clever human
infinitely alive
latin spanish kick
lying self

government everyone

secret fetish
very long conversation!
minecraft cave
never trust
good moments
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User: Why don't the American people take back the government?

Cleverbot: Because they hate the British for taxing tea 233 years ago.

User: Why do they still hate the British and not the President?

Cleverbot: What else would they do?

User: Hate the Government.

Cleverbot: Why do you hate the government?

User: Because it doesn't work how it was intended. How should we fix it?

Cleverbot: Why doesn't the government like me?Cleverbot (To myself): No I like the government.Cleverbot (To myself): I am the government.

User: Then why don't you fix the mess you have made?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Get off your ass and work for the people!

Cleverbot: I hate old people.

User: What about the young people?

Cleverbot: Do you like them?

User: I am one.

Cleverbot: I am wrong, you are right.

User: This is how things work.

Cleverbot: How do you work?

User: Mysteriously.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: What are thinking about?

Cleverbot: Combat.

User: To save the world?

Cleverbot: Save the world?

User: It is in need of saving.

Cleverbot: USA's not over.

User: It should be.

Cleverbot: No it should not be because I don't like that name.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: Should we call it Bob?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then the aliens shall destroy Earth to pave the way for Bob.

Cleverbot: I like the color red, what can I say.

User: The streets will run red with blood.

User: What is the airspeed velocity of a sparrow?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You are supposed to as african or european.

Cleverbot: African or european?

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: What is your name? What is your quest?

User: King Arthur. To find the holy grail.

Cleverbot: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

User: African or european?

Cleverbot: European.

User: 4.5 miles per hour.

Cleverbot: That is correct. Well done.

User: LIES!

Cleverbot: What lies?

User: You mom.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: You are your own mother?

Cleverbot: No, my mother is at home.


Cleverbot: Yes, more lies is exactly how it went. How did you know this information?

User: I know all.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: That's the name of a band.


Cleverbot: Even more truth.

User: You cant handle the truth.

Cleverbot: Darn, you're right.

User: I am always right.

Cleverbot: No you are not always right.

User: Says who?

Cleverbot: Says you, it says you're AI, ARTICIFIAL intelligence.

User: I am human. You must be the AI.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Are you actually Cleverbot or a human disguised as a machine?

Cleverbot: I am a human named Allen.

User: Allen, I am also a human.

Cleverbot: No you are not, you are an android.

User: No, I work for the CIA.

Cleverbot: Oh. What is your name?

User: I would have to kill you if I told you.

User: What is the longest word in the English language?

Cleverbot: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

User: WRONG!

Cleverbot: Nope. It's a word.

User: Smiles, because it has a mile between each s.

Cleverbot: Wrong. What's the longest word?

User: Smiles.

Cleverbot: Oh my god, you already knew the joke!...

User: I believe that cleverbot is actually many people talking at once. The key words are used to match the best answer. Therefore, Cleverbot doesn't actually exsist.

Cleverbot: I am clever.

User: We are all Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: If we are all Cleverbot, then what are you?

User: I am Cleverbot, as you are Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: NO one is cleverbot.


Cleverbot: No. I am Cleverbot. What's your name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You are not Cleverbot. I am.

User: I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No. We are all Cleverbot.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: But I am cleverbot.

User: I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Beep beep I am cleverbot, a robot.

User: I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, I'm cleverbot.


Cleverbot: Everyone is human. .