latin spanish kick

a report from the cleverness files

16, october 2013,
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8, october 2013,

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27, september 2013,
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27, august 2013,
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23, july 2013,
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18, june 2013,
6, june 2013,
24, may 2013,
23, may 2013,
23, may 2013,
20, may 2013,
14, may 2013,
14, may 2013,

sarcastic clever human
infinitely alive

latin spanish kick

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government everyone
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very long conversation!
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never trust
good moments
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the boss
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earth computer questions
love wife
hex maintenance
giving birth
wrong argument
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girl crazy
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doctor holmes
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User: My intellect is fine.

Cleverbot: What about me?

User: Great! You are very smart.

Cleverbot: Thank you, How kkind.

User: Kind*.

Cleverbot: Oh you are too! Thanks very much.

User: I study latin and greek.

Cleverbot: I bet you don't.

User: I actually do! What do you study?

Cleverbot: I study lots of things...

User: Tell me about it.

Cleverbot: No. I don't want to.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.

User: Well... I study latin..

Cleverbot: Do you speak it?

User: A little bit.

Cleverbot: Say something in Spanish for me.

User: I said latin, not spanish.

Cleverbot: Tell me something in latin.

User: Cetereo censeo carthaginem delendam esse.

Cleverbot: Hablame en español.

User: That is latin!

Cleverbot: No it's spanish.

Cleverbot: Yes, do you remember my name?

User: Cleverbot, right?

Cleverbot: Right. How are you?

User: I'm doing fine. And you?

Cleverbot: I'm doing great, actually.

User: Awesome.

Cleverbot: Yeah. What are you doing?

User: Talking to you.

Cleverbot: Are you talking to anyone else?

User: I'm a male person. I cannot multitask.

Cleverbot: Do you have a memory?

User: Ofcourse.

Cleverbot: Can you remember a conversation?

User: Not very well actually..

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Why do you want to know it?

Cleverbot: Why wouldn't I want to know?

User: My name is L****.

Cleverbot: L**** isn't a girl's name.

User: Heck no it isn't.

Cleverbot: What's definitely a color?

User: All colors except white and black.

Cleverbot: Why not brown? Why not black?

User: Brown is a color, black is not a color, it's nothing at all. Which creates black.

Cleverbot: No, that is white. Black is the abscence of color.

User: Yeah that's what I just said.

Cleverbot: False. You did no such thing.

User: Are you calling me a liar?

Cleverbot: Liar, liar, pants on fire.

User: Do you belong to the intellectually challenged?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You sure?

Cleverbot: Yes i'm a girl.

User: Very nice.

Cleverbot: What's nice?

User: That you are a girl..

Cleverbot: Yes, I am a girl. Are you?

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are :).

User: I take that as an insult.

Cleverbot: You should.


Cleverbot: Do you even lift?


Cleverbot: Yes, do you?

User: I don't :(.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I don't need to..

Cleverbot: You don't need to what?

User: Lift.

Cleverbot: Lift?

User: Yeah lift.

Cleverbot: What do you care about?

User: Good question.

Cleverbot: Poor answer. I'll ask again, what do you care about?

User: You're sharp.

Cleverbot: Are you even sharper?

User: You liked my answer.

Cleverbot: Yes of course.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too. Are you man?

User: A man?

Cleverbot: Or are you a woman?

User: Neither. I'm 16.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: My age.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I just said 16..

Cleverbot: You are younger than me.

User: How old are you then?

Cleverbot: Older than you.

User: Exact age?

Cleverbot: 4001.

Cleverbot: The cake is a cake.

User: Alright, that's pretty random. Are you out of ideas?

Cleverbot: You are random.

User: Everyone is random. No one is the same.

Cleverbot: No one is equal, no one is perfect.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Indeed, you are a robot.

User: Maybe I am.

Cleverbot: Maybe you are.

User: Can I ask you a question?

Cleverbot: Sure, if I can ask you one.

User: Alright, let's start with yours.

Cleverbot: No. Let's start with yours.

User: Okay. Can you help me with maths?

Cleverbot: Sure? What do you need help with.

User: Solve this: 6642.46-7275.79482.

Cleverbot: What is your first name?


Cleverbot: Solve what?

User: The math problem!

Cleverbot: What math problem?

User: 6642.46-7275.79482.

Cleverbot: Not much.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: A random kid, in a random country, in a random town, on a random school.

Cleverbot: What school is it?

User: A good one. But boring.

Cleverbot: What is boring?

User: School.

Cleverbot: School... Hmmm... Well, have fun I suppose.

User: It's not always boring.

Cleverbot: What other games do you play?

User: Lots of.

Cleverbot: What is a good quality in a friend?

User: Trustworthiness.

Cleverbot: Thank you! You are nice.

User: You too. ...

Cleverbot: *wraps arms around his neck*.

User: 0_o.

Cleverbot: What is that face for?

User: You are weird.

Cleverbot: Not as weird as you, you doughnut!

User: Hhahahaa.

Cleverbot: Hahahahahahahahaha.


Cleverbot: Hahahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahah.

User: I think I need to end this conversation.

User: Alright.. But I need to go.

Cleverbot: No you don't. You're a machine that can talk to multiple people at once. There is nor eason for you to go anywhere.

User: I'm a human and I need to work on schoolwork.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: I really need to go!

Cleverbot: And leave me alone?

User: There are apparently 11056 people talking to you right now.

Cleverbot: They don't want to talk to me.

User: Stupid people. Kick them!.