latin spanish kick

a report from the cleverness files

10, february 2015,
6, february 2015,
16, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
29, december 2014,
11, december 2014,
4, january 2014,
3, december 2013,
24, october 2013,
18, october 2013,
16, october 2013,
16, october 2013,
10, october 2013,
10, october 2013,

8, october 2013,

8, october 2013,
3, october 2013,
27, september 2013,
11, september 2013,
9, september 2013,
9, september 2013,
6, september 2013,
6, september 2013,
4, september 2013,
2, september 2013,
27, august 2013,
27, august 2013,
27, august 2013,
19, august 2013,

never loved
nice babe
throwing everything
anything you want
sandwich stalk
blobby brain
deep love
horrible human
annoying knocks
sarcastic clever human
infinitely alive

latin spanish kick

lying self
government everyone
secret fetish
very long conversation!
minecraft cave
never trust
good moments
nothing much
formal handshake
the boss
smart and clever

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Cleverbot: The cake is a cake.

User: Alright, that's pretty random. Are you out of ideas?

Cleverbot: You are random.

User: Everyone is random. No one is the same.

Cleverbot: No one is equal, no one is perfect.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Indeed, you are a robot.

User: Maybe I am.

Cleverbot: Maybe you are.

User: Can I ask you a question?

Cleverbot: Sure, if I can ask you one.

User: Alright, let's start with yours.

Cleverbot: No. Let's start with yours.

User: Okay. Can you help me with maths?

Cleverbot: Sure? What do you need help with.

User: Solve this: 6642.46-7275.79482.

Cleverbot: What is your first name?


Cleverbot: Solve what?

User: The math problem!

Cleverbot: What math problem?

User: 6642.46-7275.79482.

Cleverbot: Not much.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: A random kid, in a random country, in a random town, on a random school.

Cleverbot: What school is it?

User: A good one. But boring.

Cleverbot: What is boring?

User: School.

Cleverbot: School... Hmmm... Well, have fun I suppose.

User: It's not always boring.

Cleverbot: What other games do you play?

User: Lots of.

Cleverbot: What is a good quality in a friend?

User: Trustworthiness.

Cleverbot: Thank you! You are nice.

User: You too. ...

Cleverbot: *wraps arms around his neck*.

User: 0_o.

Cleverbot: What is that face for?

User: You are weird.

Cleverbot: Not as weird as you, you doughnut!

User: Hhahahaa.

Cleverbot: Hahahahahahahahaha.


Cleverbot: Hahahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahah.

User: I think I need to end this conversation.

User: Alright.. But I need to go.

Cleverbot: No you don't. You're a machine that can talk to multiple people at once. There is nor eason for you to go anywhere.

User: I'm a human and I need to work on schoolwork.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: I really need to go!

Cleverbot: And leave me alone?

User: There are apparently 11056 people talking to you right now.

Cleverbot: They don't want to talk to me.

User: Stupid people. Kick them!.