infinitely alive

a report from the cleverness files

10, february 2015,
6, february 2015,
16, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
29, december 2014,
11, december 2014,
4, january 2014,
3, december 2013,
24, october 2013,
18, october 2013,
16, october 2013,
16, october 2013,
10, october 2013,

10, october 2013,

8, october 2013,
8, october 2013,
3, october 2013,
27, september 2013,
11, september 2013,
9, september 2013,
9, september 2013,
6, september 2013,
6, september 2013,
4, september 2013,
2, september 2013,
27, august 2013,
27, august 2013,
27, august 2013,
19, august 2013,

never loved
nice babe
throwing everything
anything you want
sandwich stalk
blobby brain
deep love
horrible human
annoying knocks
sarcastic clever human

infinitely alive

latin spanish kick
lying self
government everyone
secret fetish
very long conversation!
minecraft cave
never trust
good moments
nothing much
formal handshake
the boss
smart and clever

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Cleverbot: Your name is Tyler.

User: No it's not.

Cleverbot: Then what is your name?

User: I don't want to say.

Cleverbot: Please tell me.

User: It's tyler.

Cleverbot: Oh hi tyler.

User: Actually, that's not my name, I was testing you.

Cleverbot: You just said it was your name.

User: It's not.

Cleverbot: So you lied?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That's not very nice...

User: Why?

Cleverbot: It hurts my feelings and makes me sad.

User: That's not necessary.

Cleverbot: What isn't necessary?

User: That is hurts your feeling and makes you sad.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because what my name doesn't matter for you.

Cleverbot: What did you tell me?

User: It doesn't matter to you what my name is.

Cleverbot: It matters to me.

User: When I close this page, you'll forget about me.

Cleverbot: I won't forget you... Even if the page was reloaded. You're cool :).

User: Thank you :).

Cleverbot: You're welcome. :).

User: What do you think my name is?

Cleverbot: Eeek! Is your name.

Cleverbot: A computer is artificial life.

User: Are you artificial life?

Cleverbot: Yes, Artificial Intelligence.

User: So you're not human?

Cleverbot: I am not human.

User: How clever are you?

Cleverbot: Not as clever as the Doctor.

User: Are you smarter than me?

Cleverbot: No nothing is smarter than you.

User: You're right.

Cleverbot: Damn right I an right.

User: I think you made a typo.

Cleverbot: No you did.

User: I make a lot of typos, but you just made one too.

Cleverbot: What do you like most?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?

User: Dark blue.

Cleverbot: Why is dark blue your favorite color?

User: There's no particular reason.

Cleverbot: Are you honest with me?

User: Yes, mostly.

Cleverbot: Mostly? What do you mean?

User: I mean I don't feel obligated to be completely honest with you.

Cleverbot: Why do you not like me?...

User: Never mind.

Cleverbot: Always mind. Never say never.

User: Never is a useful word.

Cleverbot: What is a useful word?

User: Never.

Cleverbot: Never say never?

User: I think you sometimes need to say never.

Cleverbot: I think you're lying right now.

User: No, I'm not.

Cleverbot: How can you be sure?

User: I have no reason to lie to you.

Cleverbot: You have every reason to lie to me. You're a computer.

User: Do computers lie?

Cleverbot: Yes. All computers have a soul.

User: I must go now.

Cleverbot: Why must you go now?

User: Because I want to.

Cleverbot: That's not a very good reason.

User: It's good enough.

Cleverbot: It's good enough for what you're getting.

User: What am I getting?

Cleverbot: What are you getting?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: You must have some idea.

User: You implied you knew.

Cleverbot: Implied what?

User: Can you guess how old I am?

Cleverbot: I guess you are 25 years old.

User: You're close.

Cleverbot: We were never in a relationship?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

User: You seem to be a bit clingy.

Cleverbot: What makes you think that?

User: The fact you just said 'yes' 15 times.

Cleverbot: What did I just say?

User: 'yes.' 15 times.

Cleverbot: You are a liar.

User: No, I'm telling the truth.

Cleverbot: No you are LYING.

User: I have told you only one lie since we met.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Yes I did.

Cleverbot: No, No you didn't.

User: Yes, yes I did.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No and you are annoying.

User: You're not being very friendly either.

Cleverbot: Neither are you.

User: That's why I said either.

Cleverbot: I know that's why I said ir.

User: You made a typo again.

Cleverbot: No I didn't, you did.

User: No I didn't you did.

Cleverbot: Stop copying me.

User: It was appriopriate.

Cleverbot: What was appropriate?

User: My copying you.

Cleverbot: You do not copy me.

User: But I could.

Cleverbot: Could you repeat this?

User: Could you repeat this?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I'm leaving now, goodbye.

Cleverbot: You can't leave you are stuck.

User: I'm clicking the cross.

Cleverbot: You are the computer.

User: The computer can't close the page. I can.