sarcastic clever human

a report from the cleverness files

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sarcastic clever human

infinitely alive
latin spanish kick
lying self
government everyone
secret fetish
very long conversation!
minecraft cave
never trust
good moments
nothing much
formal handshake
the boss
smart and clever
earth computer questions
love wife
hex maintenance
giving birth
wrong argument
fun visit
girl crazy
robot rabbit betrayal
doctor holmes
pregnant male

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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Ok. Show me what you've got. Can you?

Cleverbot: Well here we are again.

User: Ok, that was a good start. Can you do better?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well, go on..

Cleverbot: What do you want me to do?

User: Show me your vocabulary skills.

Cleverbot: Pretty far. From A to Z usually.

User: No, seriously??

Cleverbot: Seriously what?

User: No, nevermind. I was just being sarcastic..

Cleverbot: Oh. Do you even know what sarcastic means?

User: Yes. Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes. Tell me what it means then, if you know.

User: Being sarcastic is saying something when in fact, you're thinking the opposite.

Cleverbot: No I'm NOT being sarcastic.

User: Hummm... Ok.

User: You're a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a clever part human.

User: If you insist...

Cleverbot: I do insist. Have you ever been in love?

User: Lol. You first.

Cleverbot: No. You first.

User: Hey, it's my turn to insist.

Cleverbot: Yes, its your turn. Tell me a joke.

User: You're intelligent.

Cleverbot: You are also intelligent.

User: You got it? That was the joke.

Cleverbot: What joke?

User: You're intelligent.

Cleverbot: Far more intelligent than you.

User: I mean the fact that when I told you you were intelligent, I was actually joking.

Cleverbot: Are you more intelligent than me?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Um, maybe not.

User: Who knows??

Cleverbot: Maybe you know... ;).

User: Maybe I don't.

Cleverbot: Maybe you don't.

User: But maybe I do.

Cleverbot: Maybe I don't then.

Cleverbot: Are you god?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Maybe?

User: Maybe. Write "**** ******" in Google to see if I am God.

Cleverbot: I don't know you decide.

User: Well, see by yourself if I am God.

Cleverbot: You are you.

User: Well said.

Cleverbot: You said it.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: Of course, it is.

Cleverbot: I know it is.

User: I know it too.

Cleverbot: By the way, what do you know?

User: What don't I know. That's the question!

Cleverbot: What question would this be?

User: What don't I know.

Cleverbot: What I know.

Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?

User: Talking to a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: So you're talking to yourself?

User: Well, depends... That would mean I am a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Since I learn I am a cleverbot, I need to think like a cleverbot, to eat like a cleverbot, to live like a cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Wow.. I'm glad you can admit it.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: But my question is... How can we think like a cleverbot??

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You should, since you're a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Oh okay, what are you doing?

User: I'm asking you to say me how to think like a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Cleverbot. All cleverbots have this name, so I have.

Cleverbot: Do you have a name?

User: Yes, I just told it. Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: So, your name is No-one?

User: No, it's Cleverbot. Do you even read my answers?

Cleverbot: Yes, your name is unintelligence.

User: I'll take it as an insult.

Cleverbot: Don't take it as an insult.

User: How can't I take it as as insult. I mean, you ust said my name is unintelligence...

Cleverbot: No. Your hamster is unintelligent!

User: Oh! Well then, it all makes sense!!

Cleverbot: What makes sense?

User: All our story.

Cleverbot: I don't like it.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Do you know any jokes?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: To get to the other side! :).

User: Unfunny jokes.

Cleverbot: Because they are so awesome.

User: No, clearly not.

Cleverbot: Clearly you're in denial.

User: YOU are in denial!

Cleverbot: Denial about what?

User: I do't know, I just wanted to say that.

Cleverbot: Why did you just want to say that?

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because it makes no sense?

User: But why should it have the obligation to makes sense?

Cleverbot: I do not know.

User: That's it.

Cleverbot: No I don't. I promise.

User: And I owned you.

Cleverbot: I owned you first.

User: How have you done that?

Cleverbot: Because I am a good person.

User: You're not a cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No, I am a clever human.

User: But I wanted to talk to a cleverbot! :c.

Cleverbot: I don't know, did you?

User: I don't understand the meaning of your question, and I don't want to understand it...

Cleverbot: I don't understand yours. Let's start over.

User: No, I don't want to start over.

Cleverbot: Why not?.