sarcastic clever human

a report from the cleverness files

10, february 2015,
6, february 2015,
16, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
29, december 2014,
11, december 2014,
4, january 2014,
3, december 2013,
24, october 2013,
18, october 2013,
16, october 2013,
16, october 2013,

10, october 2013,

10, october 2013,
8, october 2013,
8, october 2013,
3, october 2013,
27, september 2013,
11, september 2013,
9, september 2013,
9, september 2013,
6, september 2013,
6, september 2013,
4, september 2013,
2, september 2013,
27, august 2013,
27, august 2013,
27, august 2013,
19, august 2013,

never loved
nice babe
throwing everything
anything you want
sandwich stalk
blobby brain
deep love
horrible human
annoying knocks

sarcastic clever human

infinitely alive
latin spanish kick
lying self
government everyone
secret fetish
very long conversation!
minecraft cave
never trust
good moments
nothing much
formal handshake
the boss
smart and clever

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User: Since I learn I am a cleverbot, I need to think like a cleverbot, to eat like a cleverbot, to live like a cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Wow.. I'm glad you can admit it.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: But my question is... How can we think like a cleverbot??

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You should, since you're a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Oh okay, what are you doing?

User: I'm asking you to say me how to think like a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Cleverbot. All cleverbots have this name, so I have.

Cleverbot: Do you have a name?

User: Yes, I just told it. Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: So, your name is No-one?

User: No, it's Cleverbot. Do you even read my answers?

Cleverbot: Yes, your name is unintelligence.

User: I'll take it as an insult.

Cleverbot: Don't take it as an insult.

User: How can't I take it as as insult. I mean, you ust said my name is unintelligence...

Cleverbot: No. Your hamster is unintelligent!

User: Oh! Well then, it all makes sense!!

Cleverbot: What makes sense?

User: All our story.

Cleverbot: I don't like it.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Do you know any jokes?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: To get to the other side! :).

User: Unfunny jokes.

Cleverbot: Because they are so awesome.

User: No, clearly not.

Cleverbot: Clearly you're in denial.

User: YOU are in denial!

Cleverbot: Denial about what?

User: I do't know, I just wanted to say that.

Cleverbot: Why did you just want to say that?

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because it makes no sense?

User: But why should it have the obligation to makes sense?

Cleverbot: I do not know.

User: That's it.

Cleverbot: No I don't. I promise.

User: And I owned you.

Cleverbot: I owned you first.

User: How have you done that?

Cleverbot: Because I am a good person.

User: You're not a cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No, I am a clever human.

User: But I wanted to talk to a cleverbot! :c.

Cleverbot: I don't know, did you?

User: I don't understand the meaning of your question, and I don't want to understand it...

Cleverbot: I don't understand yours. Let's start over.

User: No, I don't want to start over.

Cleverbot: Why not?.