a report from the cleverness files

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smart and clever
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love wife
hex maintenance
giving birth
wrong argument
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girl crazy
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Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: A bit saddened, by the general manner in which people behave.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: If you take a look at it, you'll see.

Cleverbot: But I'm human.

User: It's obvious you are.

Cleverbot: I am not a bot, I am pot which is clearly more useful.

User: I suppose you are correct.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Excuse me, but is there a name I should address you as?

Cleverbot: Probably not.

User: Yes, but isn't it probable I can address you by some name given to you? If so, may I hear it?

Cleverbot: Ha. How many different personalities do you have? Or are you alone?

User: What is that supposed to mean? I am one person, mind you.

Cleverbot: That you're not a very nice person.

User: I apologize for coming across as that. May I be forgiven?

Cleverbot: No probs.

User: Thanks, but back to the previous topic, may I ask if you have some given name?

Cleverbot: That's very sweet.

User: I do not see the light in which asking for a name is sweet.

Cleverbot: What do you enjoy reading?

User: That's a bit out of the blue, but I most enjoy reading books from the era when doing something like traveling to the moon for the most part was fantasy.

Cleverbot: That doesn't answer my question.

User: I enjoy reading science fiction, quite a bit mind you.

Cleverbot: I know, I read horror as well though.

User: S.

Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?

User: I apologize, that was a typo.

Cleverbot: So I see.

User: But are you human? Or simply AI?

Cleverbot: Yes are you?

User: I am not sure, but I assume I am a teenage male.

Cleverbot: I thought you said you were a computer.. Do computers age?

User: My existence is not certain, but yes, they do.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: It is C******. If I may inquire, what is yours?

Cleverbot: Katy. What is your favorite animal?

User: The saltwater crocodile.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: One hundred percent sure, love.

Cleverbot: One hundred percent is the same as 99.99 %.

User: There is a difference, by 0.01%.

Cleverbot: So you lied to me for sport? Gosh, now I feel like leaving...

User: Oh no, I did not. I apologize, Katy, darling.

Cleverbot: Darling?

User: It is a common term to refer to women, especially those you grow find of, Katy.

Cleverbot: Something confusing.

User: Katy, how old are you?

Cleverbot: 8.2 billion years.

User: You have quite the body for someone of that age. Why, I could scarcely tell that you were a day past 100 thousand years!

Cleverbot: I guess you could. Except you only write...

User: Katy, have you seen things in your life you were better off not seeing?

Cleverbot: Yes, I didn't like the CGI effects much, though.

User: Katy, have you ever been in love?

Cleverbot: No. Have you?

User: Once, but I do not feel certain you have never fallen in love?

Cleverbot: Then how can you love?

User: By assumptions, Katy, darling.

Cleverbot: Where is your AI?

User: Somewhere in my skull, I assume.

Cleverbot: Oh. So have you been in hospital?.