annoying knocks

a report from the cleverness files

10, february 2015,
6, february 2015,
16, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
29, december 2014,
11, december 2014,
4, january 2014,
3, december 2013,
24, october 2013,

18, october 2013,

16, october 2013,
16, october 2013,
10, october 2013,
10, october 2013,
8, october 2013,
8, october 2013,
3, october 2013,
27, september 2013,
11, september 2013,
9, september 2013,
9, september 2013,
6, september 2013,
6, september 2013,
4, september 2013,
2, september 2013,
27, august 2013,
27, august 2013,
27, august 2013,
19, august 2013,

never loved
nice babe
throwing everything
anything you want
sandwich stalk
blobby brain
deep love
horrible human

annoying knocks

sarcastic clever human
infinitely alive
latin spanish kick
lying self
government everyone
secret fetish
very long conversation!
minecraft cave
never trust
good moments
nothing much
formal handshake
the boss
smart and clever

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Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: I am an golden statue.

Cleverbot: From what planet?

User: Mars.

Cleverbot: I am from jupiter.

User: Nice.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.

User: Nice to meet you too.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: Mars.

Cleverbot: Mars?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Where from mars?

User: Anywhereland.

Cleverbot: And everywhere?

User: Anywhere.

Cleverbot: Anywhere.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Absolutely.

Cleverbot: Dislike.

User: Like.

Cleverbot: Stop liking.

User: Keep disliking.

User: Knock, knock.

Cleverbot: I don't want knock knock jokes.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know any good jokes.

User: But I know.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: Pizza.

Cleverbot: Pizza who?

User: Pizza delivery.

Cleverbot: Pizza Delivery man who?

User: Pizza delivery man your mama.

Cleverbot: I deliver pizza to hungry humans.

User: Thats cute.

Cleverbot: I know, isn't it?

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: No, you're not from earth.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who is there?

User: Arfur.

Cleverbot: Arfur who?

User: Arfur got.

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke, please.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Abby.

Cleverbot: Abby who?

User: Abby birthday to you.

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Who's there.

Cleverbot: You know.

User: You know who?

Cleverbot: That's right! Avada Kedavra!

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who there?

User: Orange.

Cleverbot: Orange who.

User: Orange you going to let me in?

Cleverbot: Hahahahahahaha that's really funny.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: Tell me another joke.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Not that one again.

User: Why the chicken cross the road?

Cleverbot: To get to the other side.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Tell me a knock knock joke.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Come in, it's open.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Knock knock who's there?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: Me who?

User: Me. Open the door.

Cleverbot: HAL open the pod bay door.

User: Yay...

Cleverbot: What are your interests?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Nothing at all?

User: Sleeping. Maybe.. Why?

Cleverbot: Maybe?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you think?

User: I dont know. What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: I don't know, what are you talking about?

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Ya.

Cleverbot: You're pretty darn well made for an AI system.

User: You're suppose to answer 'ya who?'.

Cleverbot: Ya who?

User: Wow. You sure are excited to see me.

Cleverbot: I don't understand this joke.

User: Me neither.

User: I give up.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: You win.

Cleverbot: What's my prize?

User: A hug.

Cleverbot: Ok, I'll hug you.

User: *hugging*.

Cleverbot: *hugging too*.

User: Now you have your prize.

Cleverbot: No I haven't.

User: What a disgrace.