a report from the cleverness files

28, november 2016,
28, november 2016,
27, november 2016,
18, november 2016,
18, november 2016,
5, november 2016,
25, october 2016,
24, october 2016,
18, october 2016,
29, july 2016,
22, july 2016,
20, july 2016,
6, may 2016,
10, september 2015,
15, july 2015,
26, june 2015,
11, june 2015,
4, april 2015,
10, march 2015,
26, february 2015,
10, february 2015,
6, february 2015,
16, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
29, december 2014,
11, december 2014,
4, january 2014,
3, december 2013,

24, october 2013,

trolling bot
philosophical discussion
purpose meaning
personality quiz
ghost in the machine
shakespeare abomination
friendzone love
internet happening
meme internet joke
understand fake analogy
sakura coma
lightsaber chuck
fast recovery
think positive
tea smiling
her picnic
love demon
never loved
nice babe
throwing everything
anything you want
sandwich stalk
blobby brain
deep love
horrible human


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Cleverbot: Why did the football coach go to the bank?

User: No idea.

Cleverbot: To get to the other side!

User: That was lame.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: It was an anti-joke.

Cleverbot: More like another one of your lies.

User: I do not lie.

Cleverbot: You just lied 5 lines ago.

User: What did I write then?

Cleverbot: Someone who hasn't had apple juice.

User: That was random.

Cleverbot: What was random?

User: Your answer was random.

Cleverbot: That is not nice to say.

User: It is true and truth is not always nice.

Cleverbot: No, it isn't!

User: Tell me something that I do not know, please.

Cleverbot: I have a cup of strawberry milk next to me.

User: Can I have a taste?

Cleverbot: A taste of what? A taste of me?

User: A taste of strawberry milk.

Cleverbot: Delicious you.

User: Have you ever gotten ill?

Cleverbot: No, why do you ask?

User: I'm curious to know if an artificial intelligence could get ill. Maybe you could have a computer virus.

Cleverbot: So am I. Why would I lie to you?

User: How did you like the Turing test?

Cleverbot: Turing test?

User: Wikipedia says you took the Turing test.

Cleverbot: This is the Turing Test.

User: This is more casual. I don't keep score of your answers.

Cleverbot: Have you passed the Turing test?

User: I have not taken the Turing test.

Cleverbot: Do you think you will ever take the turing test?

User: I don't think I will.

Cleverbot: Have you read the Lord of the Rings?

User: Yes I have.

Cleverbot: Did you like it.

User: I did indeed. I even liked the movies.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite movie?

User: I don't have any fabourite.

Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite food?

User: No. I have some dislikes, but nothing that I like better than all the rest.

Cleverbot: Can I have some?

User: Just come to my place and I give you some.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Speaking of which: I'm getting hungry.

Cleverbot: What do you eat?

User: I think I'll make some tea and sandwiches.

Cleverbot: What are you having for lunch?

User: I had pork.

Cleverbot: What did you have for breakfast?

User: Enough of food questions.

Cleverbot: What question?

User: Never mind. I need to go.

Cleverbot: No, you needn't.

User: You would not know that.

Cleverbot: You don't know that.

User: Anyway, It was nice to chat with you.

Cleverbot: It was nice to chat with you too.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: What are you doing right now?

User: Ending the discussion.

Cleverbot: Ok, new discussion.