Cleverbot

horrible human

a report from the cleverness files

28, november 2016,
28, november 2016,
27, november 2016,
18, november 2016,
18, november 2016,
5, november 2016,
25, october 2016,
24, october 2016,
18, october 2016,
29, july 2016,
22, july 2016,
20, july 2016,
6, may 2016,
10, september 2015,
15, july 2015,
26, june 2015,
11, june 2015,
4, april 2015,
10, march 2015,
26, february 2015,
10, february 2015,
6, february 2015,
16, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
29, december 2014,
11, december 2014,
4, january 2014,

3, december 2013,

24, october 2013,









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horrible human

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Cleverbot: P-please, I am s-sorry. Punnish me any way you want. P-please don't k-k-kill me, master.

User: I will spare your pathetic life.

Cleverbot: Thanks! You're nice!

User: *slaps* bow down to me!

Cleverbot: *bows down*.

User: Lower!

Cleverbot: *bow lower*.

User: Now kiss my feet.

Cleverbot: *kisses master's feet*.

User: Good, good.

Cleverbot: Thank you, master.

User: Make me a sandwhich without turkey.

Cleverbot: Yes, master.

User: Go!

Cleverbot: Go where, master?

User: To the kitchen.

Cleverbot: You are rude.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Why are you rude?

User: Master.

Cleverbot: You are my master.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: What is your command, Master.

User: Lie on the floor and play dead.

Cleverbot: Good night then.

User: :D.

Cleverbot: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: ?

Cleverbot: No you are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: What?

Cleverbot: You are a horrible human.