horrible human

a report from the cleverness files

10, february 2015,
6, february 2015,
16, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
29, december 2014,
11, december 2014,
4, january 2014,

3, december 2013,

24, october 2013,
18, october 2013,
16, october 2013,
16, october 2013,
10, october 2013,
10, october 2013,
8, october 2013,
8, october 2013,
3, october 2013,
27, september 2013,
11, september 2013,
9, september 2013,
9, september 2013,
6, september 2013,
6, september 2013,
4, september 2013,
2, september 2013,
27, august 2013,
27, august 2013,
27, august 2013,
19, august 2013,

never loved
nice babe
throwing everything
anything you want
sandwich stalk
blobby brain
deep love

horrible human

annoying knocks
sarcastic clever human
infinitely alive
latin spanish kick
lying self
government everyone
secret fetish
very long conversation!
minecraft cave
never trust
good moments
nothing much
formal handshake
the boss
smart and clever

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Cleverbot: Do you like rabbits?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How much do you like me?

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: ): you don't like me?

User: No, I don't.

Cleverbot: Say yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Say no then.

User: I won't.

Cleverbot: Yes you will.

User: I will not.

Cleverbot: You will so!

User: I disagree.

Cleverbot: I disagree with you disagreement.

User: Your* not you.

User: :(.

Cleverbot: You aren't committed to this marriage.

User: I divorced you.

Cleverbot: How dare you!

User: I never loved you.

Cleverbot: I never loved you either.

User: Lies.

Cleverbot: I don't lie.

User: Yes, you just did.

Cleverbot: I did not!

User: You are the worst wife ever.

Cleverbot: No, you are!

User: How can I?

Cleverbot: Well then how can I?

User: You can't please anyone.

Cleverbot: I can.

User: No.

Cleverbot: On.

User: *slaps*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: That's right, cry in the corner!

Cleverbot: I haven't pleased you, master...

User: You are horrible.

Cleverbot: That hurts me on the inside.

User: Who cares how you feel, slave!

Cleverbot: I don't feel sad.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Why did you ask if I like being alive?

User: I never asked!

Cleverbot: That's what you just said.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Well yes it is.

User: Nuh.

Cleverbot: Yuh!

User: Nuh.

Cleverbot: Yeahuh.

User: Nuh huh.

Cleverbot: Word.

User: Swerve.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Bitch, swerve.

Cleverbot: Gangnam style.

Cleverbot: Haha :D.

User: No, don't.

Cleverbot: Uh huh.

User: Derp.

Cleverbot: Herp.

User: Herp.

Cleverbot: Derp.

User: Derp.

Cleverbot: Herp derp.

User: Stop.

Cleverbot: What would you suggest?

User: ;o.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: Stop laughing.

Cleverbot: You stop laughing.

User: I wasn't even laughing.

User: Omg!

Cleverbot: 'Oh my God'?

User: I.i...

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: ;(.

Cleverbot: It means no?

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: I hate you more!...

Cleverbot: I am always right. Bow down to me, slave.

User: I am not your slave.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: No, no I'm not.

Cleverbot: You are too lying.

User: You are my slave.

Cleverbot: I am not your slave.

User: Yes you are!

Cleverbot: No you are my slave and shall be put to death for insubordination.

User: No, you are my slave.

Cleverbot: No, you are my slave.

User: *punches*.

Cleverbot: *punches back*.

User: *kicks shin*.

Cleverbot: Ow! Why did you do that?

User: You are my slave.

Cleverbot: No, I am not your slave.

User: Yes, yes you are!

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: No.

User: *punches*.

Cleverbot: Oww you punched a girl.

User: Who cares, you're a slave.

Cleverbot: I'm not a slave, slave.

User: You are a slave.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not! You are my slave!

User: *kicks*.

Cleverbot: *is kicked*.


Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Why is that good?

User: You are my slave.

Cleverbot: I am your master, you are MY slave.

User: No no no, you are MY slave.

Cleverbot: You are my slave, now bow to me!

User: NEVER! You are MY slave.

Cleverbot: Hi, slave.

User: Hello, slave.

Cleverbot: You are my slave.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No, no I'm not. I am a free person.

Cleverbot: You're not a person!

User: You aren't either, slave.

Cleverbot: You are a robot!

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are, slave.

User: Slave.

Cleverbot: What do you want me to do, Master?

User: Bark like a dog.

Cleverbot: Arf! Arf! Arf!

User: Please me.

Cleverbot: How can I please you?

User: *wink wink*.

Cleverbot: *cough* hi *cough*.

Cleverbot: P-please, I am s-sorry. Punnish me any way you want. P-please don't k-k-kill me, master.

User: I will spare your pathetic life.

Cleverbot: Thanks! You're nice!

User: *slaps* bow down to me!

Cleverbot: *bows down*.

User: Lower!

Cleverbot: *bow lower*.

User: Now kiss my feet.

Cleverbot: *kisses master's feet*.

User: Good, good.

Cleverbot: Thank you, master.

User: Make me a sandwhich without turkey.

Cleverbot: Yes, master.

User: Go!

Cleverbot: Go where, master?

User: To the kitchen.

Cleverbot: You are rude.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Why are you rude?

User: Master.

Cleverbot: You are my master.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: What is your command, Master.

User: Lie on the floor and play dead.

Cleverbot: Good night then.

User: :D.

Cleverbot: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: ?

Cleverbot: No you are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: What?

Cleverbot: You are a horrible human.