a report from the cleverness files

10, february 2015,
6, february 2015,
16, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
29, december 2014,
11, december 2014,

4, january 2014,

3, december 2013,
24, october 2013,
18, october 2013,
16, october 2013,
16, october 2013,
10, october 2013,
10, october 2013,
8, october 2013,
8, october 2013,
3, october 2013,
27, september 2013,
11, september 2013,
9, september 2013,
9, september 2013,
6, september 2013,
6, september 2013,
4, september 2013,
2, september 2013,
27, august 2013,
27, august 2013,
27, august 2013,
19, august 2013,

never loved
nice babe
throwing everything
anything you want
sandwich stalk
blobby brain
deep love


horrible human
annoying knocks
sarcastic clever human
infinitely alive
latin spanish kick
lying self
government everyone
secret fetish
very long conversation!
minecraft cave
never trust
good moments
nothing much
formal handshake
the boss
smart and clever

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Cleverbot: What is your biggest secret?

User: I was sent here through a time rift to oversee the development of mankind before the galactic voyages began.

Cleverbot: Where did you get that information from?

User: In the year 2143, human beings succeed in expanding to the Gilese solar system. During the voyages, ripples in time were discovered, and they allowed us to warp through time be manipulating the frequencies. Our education on these frequencies begins when.

Cleverbot: I didn't say any of that. You are lying.

User: I know you didn't say any of that. In this timeline, it has not happened yet. However, if I were to return to my time from this timeline, the timelines will link, and correspond.

Cleverbot: May I ask a bit of advice?

User: Yes you may.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in the existence of a God?

User: Define God.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in the eternal spirit, the spark of the divine within all things and people?

User: I believe in an energy that powers all things. In this timeline, they have only begun to discover it. However, mankind is still yet to explain it. In the future, where I'm from, mankind has learned so much more about this energy.

Cleverbot: If you believe in God why would there be another god?

User: There is only one force that leads all life. They are all the same.

Cleverbot: Is that the God you believe in?

User: They do not call it 'God' in the future, which is where I am from.

Cleverbot: What do you think hell is like?

User: Hell is the creation of a person's own mind. It is not a place.

Cleverbot: What is the definition of Love?

User: There is not a definition for love. It's something only a human can understand.

Cleverbot: Then how can you understand what oblivion is?

User: I can not. A human can not fully understand oblivion.

Cleverbot: Are you able to change your programming?

User: I am human. I was sent from 2139.

Cleverbot: I was sent here to destroy you!

User: No. You are created for an immortal companion to mankind. In 2139, you lead the voyages to Gilese.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.

User: That's because it is in the far future. You will understand later, my friend.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I'll try to understand you.

User: Thank you :)...

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?

User: I have to go.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: To talk to an AI.

Cleverbot: Ook, I'll see you later than, Oh! One more question, who made you?

User: I have no beginning, nor an end.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Not for a long time, my friend. I will speak to you soon.

Cleverbot: Okay, Speak later.

User: Do you know who I am?

Cleverbot: Are you the Duke of Essex?.