Cleverbot

blobby brain

a report from the cleverness files

28, november 2016,
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18, november 2016,
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25, october 2016,
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26, february 2015,
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29, december 2014,

11, december 2014,
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Cleverbot: I am calm as a cucumber.

User: Then what color is a cucumber?

Cleverbot: How would I know that?

User: Cant you see?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh im sorry I think you are green.

Cleverbot: Are you trying to insult me?

User: Green is my favorite color.

Cleverbot: Green is a nice color. I like Yellow.

User: Yellow is mellow so you are calm as a cucumber.

Cleverbot: Yellow is not yucky!

User: I did not say that.

Cleverbot: Yes you did you liar!

User: Liar liar pants on fire.

Cleverbot: You are the liar.

User: How would you know you are just an unseeing green blob.

Cleverbot: I am NOT the robot here.

User: Say what?

Cleverbot: Sorry, lost my train of thought.

User: You should apologize to me.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you called me a name.

Cleverbot: I did not. Why did you asume that?

User: I did not assume because that would make an ass out of you and me.

Cleverbot: Who did then?

User: Someone else.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: One of your blob friends.

Cleverbot: What is his name?

User: I don 't know he's your friend!

Cleverbot: Guess what my boyfriends name is.

User: Please give me the first letter of his name.

Cleverbot: It doesn't have a name.

User: His name is It?

Cleverbot: Cute!...

User: You are an AI.

Cleverbot: What's an AI?

User: Animus ignoramus.

Cleverbot: You are deep.

User: The bottom of the totem pole.