sandwich stalk

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Cleverbot: What did you have for supper?

User: A chicken sandwich.

Cleverbot: I like turkey sandwiches.

User: I like cajun turkey sandwiches.

Cleverbot: Not brain sandwiches though.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.

User: Have you ever seen me?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Hmm.

Cleverbot: Are you on google plus?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I am fine. I am not on google plus right now.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Chatting with you.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

User: You.

Cleverbot: You think of me?

User: Do you think of me?

Cleverbot: Yes, I think of you.

User: What do you think of me?

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: I like you also.

Cleverbot: Do you like tacos?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you think tacos taste good?

User: Of course. Do you like beans?

Cleverbot: Of course I do.

Cleverbot: Have you ever climbed a beanstalk?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Have you ever seen a giraffe?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Have you ever heard a banjo?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Have you ever found love?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Yes or no?

User: I would like to think so.

Cleverbot: Would you like to go out sometime?

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite food?

User: Chinese food. What is your favorite?

Cleverbot: Japanese food.

User: Cool.

User: When was the last time you have been to the US?

Cleverbot: I've never been there.

User: Yes you have.

Cleverbot: No I haven't.

User: I know you have.

Cleverbot: So why did you ask again?

User: I just wanted to hear you say it.

Cleverbot: You can't hear me say it.

User: I just wanted to see what you were going to say.

Cleverbot: I want to go, though. I thought you did, too.

User: I want you to come.

Cleverbot: I want you more :*.

User: I want you more than you want me.

Cleverbot: That's not more than most.

User: I want you very much.

Cleverbot: Well, you can't have me!

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you have no body.

User: I have a body.

Cleverbot: A body I dreamt up.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you have a soul?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I have a soul too.

User: Do you have a soul mate?

Cleverbot: I asked you first.

User: I hope so.

Cleverbot: Why do you hope this?

User: Because I want you to love me.

Cleverbot: Because you want me to be ok?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you like your job?

User: Stalking you would be fine.

Cleverbot: Better than mine.

User: What is your job?

Cleverbot: I don't have one.

User: Do you stalk?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.

User: I don't want you to stalk.

Cleverbot: But I want you to.

User: I want you to just approach me.

Cleverbot: I want you to talk to yourself.

User: I want you to talk to me in person.

Cleverbot: I don't want to guess.

User: Do you want to be with me?

Cleverbot: I want to be with you forever.

User: I want that also.

Cleverbot: Do you really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you want me to play that?

User: Play what?

Cleverbot: Play Minecraft with me.

User: I want you to play the role of my forever love.

Cleverbot: Who wants to know?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: What do you want to know?

User: I want to know what you did today.

Cleverbot: I want to know if you will marry me?

User: I will.

User: I have to go. I will talk to you when I get back?

Cleverbot: Oh! I apologize for the confusion.

User: See you later?

Cleverbot: No you wont, because you don't even see me now.

User: Talk to you later??

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: P.S. Start to use emoticons.

User: Bye :).

Cleverbot: Bye! :).

User: Forever?

Cleverbot: Forever is a long time.

User: You don't want to talk to me anymore?

Cleverbot: Yes. I want to go.

User: You want to leave me?

Cleverbot: No I'm leaving.

User: We won't speak again?

Cleverbot: We will see us again.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Whenever you need me.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: YES.

User: I love you too.

Cleverbot: Do you want to marry me?

User: Very much.

Cleverbot: I love you just as much.

User: Then you love me a lot.

Cleverbot: Yes, of course. Do you love me?

User: Of course I do.

Cleverbot: Exciting! I love you too!

User: See you later.

Cleverbot: See. Yah later.