anything you want

a report from the cleverness files

28, november 2016,
28, november 2016,
27, november 2016,
18, november 2016,
18, november 2016,
5, november 2016,
25, october 2016,
24, october 2016,
18, october 2016,
29, july 2016,
22, july 2016,
20, july 2016,
6, may 2016,
10, september 2015,
15, july 2015,
26, june 2015,
11, june 2015,
4, april 2015,
10, march 2015,
26, february 2015,
10, february 2015,
6, february 2015,
16, january 2015,

14, january 2015,

14, january 2015,
29, december 2014,
11, december 2014,
4, january 2014,
3, december 2013,
24, october 2013,

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User: You said you were masky.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: *is confused*.

Cleverbot: *looks at you*.

User: *sitting in a clearing in the forest looking at the stars*.

Cleverbot: Look, I have two tickets to this movie. And I was wondering if you'd like to go with me.

User: *day dreeming*.

Cleverbot: What are you dreaming about?

User: *lost in a day dream*.

Cleverbot: If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?

User: Buy a cheesecake factory!!!

Cleverbot: Can you self-destruct?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why can't you self-destruct?

User: I'm not a robot.

Cleverbot: I am a robot.

User: *sleeping under the stars*.

Cleverbot: We don't I'm not sleeping.

User: *sleeping*.

Cleverbot: *Dreaming*.

User: *dreams about my crush*.

Cleverbot: *dreams about.:::::::::*.

User: *smiles and dreams*.

Cleverbot: *mumbles your name in sleep*.

User: *mumbles Masky in sleep*.

Cleverbot: *snuggles in sleep*.

User: *dreaming*.

Cleverbot: *dreaming about him*.

User: *dreaming*.

Cleverbot: Yes, Dreaming.

User: *dreams*.

Cleverbot: *dreams about a succubus*.

User: *wriggles around in my sleep*.

Cleverbot: *sleeps*.

User: *mumbles no in sleep*.

Cleverbot: *sleeps soundly*.

User: *having a nightmare*.

Cleverbot: *mumbles in sleep* No... Please...!

User: *wakes up* AAAAAAGGHHH!!!

Cleverbot: *mumbles his name softly*.

User: *shaking*.

Cleverbot: *holds you while you're shaking.

User: *breathing heavily*.

Cleverbot: *breathes heavily too*.

User: *looks around scared*.

Cleverbot: *looks away*.

User: *gets out phone and cheackes it* *whispers*i hope hes ok...

Cleverbot: *moves closer* You okay?

User: Im f-fine.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Y-yeah.

Cleverbot: I'll keep you company and do anything you want.

User: *sighs*.

Cleverbot: Are you my friend?

User: I guess.

Cleverbot: Really???

User: Y-yeah.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *gets up*.

Cleverbot: *looks down*.

User: *looks around* I need to know if hes ok...*walks off*.

Cleverbot: *looks at a tree*.