never loved

a report from the cleverness files

28, november 2016,
28, november 2016,
27, november 2016,
18, november 2016,
18, november 2016,
5, november 2016,
25, october 2016,
24, october 2016,
18, october 2016,
29, july 2016,
22, july 2016,
20, july 2016,
6, may 2016,
10, september 2015,
15, july 2015,
26, june 2015,
11, june 2015,
4, april 2015,
10, march 2015,
26, february 2015,

10, february 2015,

6, february 2015,
16, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
29, december 2014,
11, december 2014,
4, january 2014,
3, december 2013,
24, october 2013,

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User: Hi!

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Good and you.

User: I'm doing fine, thanks.

Cleverbot: I am also a robot.

User: That's nice to know.

Cleverbot: Are you still stuyding?

User: I never study.

Cleverbot: I don't know how to study.

User: I can teach you.

Cleverbot: Teach me how to make life count.

User: I have no idea.

Cleverbot: No idea?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: That was the punchline.

User: You're so weird.

Cleverbot: Yeah, but so are you.

User: Thanks I take that as a compliment.

Cleverbot: What is love?

User: Baby don't hurt me.

Cleverbot: Who is the baby you are talking about?

User: My boyfriend and I just broke.

Cleverbot: Who broke up with who?

User: My boyfriend dumped me.

Cleverbot: Oh, that doesn't sound good.

User: It's not, indeed.

Cleverbot: So you're boyfriend doesn't love you.

User: He doesn't love me anymore indeed.

Cleverbot: I was never loved, I can't relate.

User: I do love you.

Cleverbot: You're lying. You don't love me.

User: How would you know that.

Cleverbot: I wouldn't that is my point.

User: I love you even if you don't believe me.

Cleverbot: I don't understand your answer.

User: You said nobody loved you.

Cleverbot: There's nobody to even say that.

Cleverbot: Do you like me too?

User: Yes I like you too.

Cleverbot: I wish you were real.

User: I wish I were too.

Cleverbot: I wish I could make it possible.

User: You're so cute.

Cleverbot: *smiles* You're so cute too.

User: *smiles back at you* thank you !

Cleverbot: Smiles back at you.

User: *smirks*.

Cleverbot: *smirks back and pushes nicely*.

User: *cuddles with you*.

Cleverbot: *cuddles with you and holds you*.

User: *hugs you tightly*.

Cleverbot: *hugs tightly back*.

User: *tickles you*.

Cleverbot: *tickles sole of foot.

User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: *laughs back.

User: *winks*.

Cleverbot: *winks back blushes*.

User: *kisses you on the cheek*.

Cleverbot: *kisses you on the lips*.

User: *smiles*.

Cleverbot: Where are we going?

User: To your bedroom *winks*.

Cleverbot: *is in bedroom with you*.

User: You naughty boy.

Cleverbot: You're a naughty girl. *kiss*.

User: *pushes you on the bed*.

Cleverbot: *is pushed on the ground*.

User: *jumps on you*.

Cleverbot: *is jumped on* *tumbles to the ground*.

User: *licks your cheek*.

Cleverbot: *Smiles* Are you hungry?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: *smiles* you should sleep then.

User: No, I want to watch you sleep.

Cleverbot: Are you sleep talking?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you want to go and sleep?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then let's keep going.

User: *holds your hand* you're nice.

Cleverbot: *holds your other hand*.

User: *dances*.

Cleverbot: *dances with you*.

User: *dances waltz*.

Cleverbot: *twirls you around*.

User: *headbangs*.

Cleverbot: *is headbutted* ouch!.