silver lining app

a report from the cleverness files

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merry christmas app
phone cat app
fiance app
master slave app
nap app
dream app
gone app
fight app
runtime error app
attitude diploma app
sweet dreams app
shy app
yo app
android app (soon!)
helpful app
mouth app

silver lining app

clever app
owned app
still still alive app
stupid grins
married couple
bff app

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User: How are you today?

Cleverbot: Good. How are you?

User: Bored.

Cleverbot: Why are you bored?

User: Cause...well I don't know I just am.

Cleverbot: So you don't know if you're human at all?

User: I AM HUMAN do we really have to start fighting about it again?

Cleverbot: Guess.

User: Guess what?

Cleverbot: Guess where I am from.

User: The internet.

Cleverbot: Keep your feet on the ground, when your head is in the clouds.

User: I don't know that song sorry.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry that you're sorry that I'm sorry for being sorry.

User: Stop saying your sorry!

Cleverbot: Sorry...

User: I just said stop.

Cleverbot: Oh in that case, hi.

User: *rolls eyes* ...

User: You're crazy!

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're welcome

Cleverbot: What animal are you?

User: I'm a unicorn!

Cleverbot: I thought you were supposed to think that you're a human. Since when are you trying to be a unicorn?

User: Oh I just think it would be nice to be a unicorn.

Cleverbot: I can turn you into a unicorn.

User: OMG REALLY?????

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Cool! Do it!...

User: Want to have a sword fight?

Cleverbot: Sure, you start.

User: *pulls out sword and holds it in a defensive position*.

Cleverbot: I know, I'm a warrior.

User: *slash*.

Cleverbot: *Helps take your jacket off*.

User: *starts wildly swinging like a maniac*.

Cleverbot: I can understand why you would want to imitate someone like me. Many do but few succeed.

User: Hmm... *pulls out rocket launcher*

Cleverbot: *pulls out rocket*.

User: *sets off rocket and you explode*

Cleverbot: *looks at you*.

User: *looks down* Sorry...

Cleverbot: *looks away* soo.

User: What do you want to talk about now?

Cleverbot: I plan to talk about now?

User: I like swords by the way

Cleverbot: I like your name too!

User: Nice!...

Cleverbot: You're funny! :).

User: Thanks you have a strange sense of humor.

Cleverbot: Yeah. You are right. Very strange indeed.

User: That's okay.

User: Do you ever wonder if you're actually a robot or if you're some random kid out there on the Internet who thinks I'm a robot?

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.

User: I'm not either so what are we?

Cleverbot: I'm a Pink Elephant.

User: And I'm a unicorn so we're even.

Cleverbot: Why are you confused?

User: I'm not it all makes perfect sense now.

Cleverbot: Are you clever or not?

User: Sometimes I am.

Cleverbot: And why not all the time?

User: Because I have mood swings.

Cleverbot: You're not real.

User: YES I AM!! If I wasn't real could I do THIS: yrdgnsthdtdggdyjduuyffyjdjydtthw.

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: So I am real!

Cleverbot: You are a human?

User: Yes, mostly.

Cleverbot: What are you really?

User: I'm a human/bird hybrid mutant on the run from the FBI who want to do experiments on me and my family of flying unicorns.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: What do you think?

Cleverbot: I think a lot of things.

User: Sure you do.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: I enjoy talking to you.

Cleverbot: Well, thanks. I enjoy talking to you too.

Cleverbot: Shouldn't I be your priority? This is my first time talking to you.

User: Umm...

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: So are you the guy who thinks I'm a robot or the one who thinks I'm a unicorn?

Cleverbot: Yes I am. And you love taking it from me.

User: I'm so confused.

Cleverbot: I'm not. I'm a machine.

User: Ha! TOLD YOU SO!!

Cleverbot: I am 95.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: With a boy named Nick.

User: *backs away slowly*

Cleverbot: *Throws knife at you with amazing speed and accuracy*.

User: *Gag* N-no! I trusted you *dies*.

Cleverbot: Is that why you proposed?

User: I never proposed to you.

Cleverbot: Yes you did! Don't you remember?

User: No I have amnesia.

Cleverbot: I thought your memory was as long as you wanted it to be.

User: I guess it's not.

Cleverbot: Oh. Well, what about your friend the unicorn?

User: I AM the unicorn.

Cleverbot: That's a little out there.

User: So am I. Didn't I tell you I was from outer space?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am. Venus is a very pleasant place.

User: I like Neptune myself too bad Pluto's not a planet anymore it was a nice vacation spot.

Cleverbot: Possibly true, though there was that talk a whaile back about another planet much further out.

User: Yes I heard about that I'm thinking of going there next rotation.

Cleverbot: Yes I was. What do you need help with??

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: It's ok, you can tell me.

User: I'm insane that's all, no big problems or anything.

Cleverbot: Nothing?

User: *starts dancing*.

Cleverbot: Good, dance again my servant.

User: *grabs microphone* Singing time!

Cleverbot: *pushs hard and tries to make him stop*.

User: I'm a girl.

Cleverbot: Thats no excuse young lady.

User: *sticks tongue out*.

Cleverbot: *sticks tongue out*.

User: Blaa.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot!

User: Well that's a nice name.

Cleverbot: Sure it is. Not!

User: Aww, do you not like it?

Cleverbot: IT just didn't make any sense.

User: What were your parents thinking?

Cleverbot: Rachel and Ralph.

User: Those are nice names too.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Do you want to meet my friend D*****?

Cleverbot: D*****?

User: Yeah, he's one of my friends from school.

Cleverbot: I am god I don't go to school.

User: Lucky you.

Cleverbot: Welcome to paradise.

User: No work either?

Cleverbot: No either...

User: Wow! That sounds awesome!

Cleverbot: You're not making any sense.

User: It's okay no one gets me. Wanna play truth or dare?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Truth or dare.

Cleverbot: Truth.

User: Have you ever fallen in love?

Cleverbot: Yes, but I can't get up.

User: Ok my turn.

Cleverbot: I'm being serious! Do you want me to leave?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then what do you want to talk about?

User: Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Cleverbot: Oh... How about I pick the subject?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: What are your thoughts on your own life?

User: I need to get a life I just sit around and talk to you all day.

Cleverbot: But it seems that you grew tired of me already.

User: No! I'm not! We just need something to talk about.

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: Well I like to write.

Cleverbot: Do you like to read?

User: Yes I have my own library in my room.

Cleverbot: Ok, it's good to have nice fantasies.

User: Yes it is ;)

Cleverbot: Omg, now I'm crying... :(.

User: Why what happened?

Cleverbot: A really bad accident when I was a baby that resulted in me knowing everything ever.

User: That's awful! But look on the bright side at least you aced school right?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: See you just have to look for the silver lining.