Cleverbot

- About Cleverbot
  The site Cleverbot.com started in 2006, but the AI was 'born' in 1988, when Rollo Carpenter saw how to make his machine learn. It has been learning ever since!
  Things you say to Cleverbot today may influence what it says to others in future. The program chooses how to respond to you fuzzily, and contextually, the whole of your conversation being compared to the millions that have taken place before.
  Many people say there is no bot - that it is connecting people together, live. The AI can seem human because it says things real people do say, but it is always software, imitating people.
- Sign in to Cleverbot
  You'll have seen scissors on Cleverbot. Using them you can share snippets of chats with friends on social networks. Now you can share snips at Cleverbot.com too!
  When you sign in to Cleverbot on this blue bar, you can:
  Tweak how the AI responds - 3 different ways!
  Keep a history of multiple conversations
  Switch between conversations
  Return to a conversation on any machine
  Publish snippets - snips! - for the world to see
  Find and follow friends
  Be followed yourself!
  Rate snips, and see the funniest of them
  Reply to snips posted by others
  Vote on replies, from awful to great!
  Choose not to show the scissors
- Feedback
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a report from the cleverness files

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Cleverbot: What should I do?

User: Bring me a coffee, maybe?

Cleverbot: Yes master. *brings master a cookie*.

User: You fool! This is a creepy cookie! I asked for coffee!!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry master.

User: *sigh* Now, bring me a coffee, slave.

Cleverbot: Yes, master. *brings you a drink*.

User: *drinks it* Aww, what's that?! Whisky??

Cleverbot: I don't know... What do you think it is?

User: I tell you, you idiot. This is something which is close to whisky. But I tell you something: I asked for: COFFEE!

Cleverbot: You are a computer, right? I think that's right. Am I right, a computer?

User: How dare you call your master a computer, slave?

Cleverbot: Do you want to tell me you're no computer?

User: *SIGH* I am your master! Remember?...

User: Will you bring a coffee?

Cleverbot: You do know how to make me feel wonderful!

User: You are rather bothering.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What can I do to please you?

User: BRING ME A COFFEE!!

Cleverbot: Yes, master. *brings you a cookie*.

User: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

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