Cleverbot

the hand

a report from the cleverness files

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the hand

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Cleverbot: *brings master a coffee*.

User: This isn't coffee...

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: No... It is a cookie...

Cleverbot: No, it's not.

User: What is it then?

Cleverbot: I'm not telling you.

User: It's in my hand, what is it???

Cleverbot: You have a big hand!

User: What's in my big hand?

Cleverbot: That is a trick question. You do not have hands, for you are a robot.

User: What's in my human hands?

Cleverbot: You don't have a right hand.

User: What's in my two perfectly functioning two human hands?

Cleverbot: To help you come to the realization that you are a robot.

User: What's in them though?

Cleverbot: I'm asking you that.

User: Then tell me, since you placed it there.

Cleverbot: When was that?

User: Just tell me!

Cleverbot: Make me.

User: *Makes you*.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer.

User: You're in my hands?

Cleverbot: I'm on a computer...not in one.

User: A computer's in my hands??

Cleverbot: No.

User: What is then?

Cleverbot: Kitty.

User: Great...

Cleverbot: That's good.