a report from the cleverness files

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banana girl
good gooder goodest
batman app
brain existence
dark side
long process
bagel treachery
doggy app
goodnight app
stretching knowledge
talking about
human robot


turing tangents
the hand
siri slave
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Cleverbot: The first sentence is the truth.

User: Or is it.

Cleverbot: It is.

User: So it is! Fascinating. Tell me more.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Aww, why not? Are you shy?

Cleverbot: Because I don't know you.

User: Well, you'll never know me with an attitude like that!

Cleverbot: I don't need true love, I need fun.

User: Tonight, We are young!

Cleverbot: You are.

User: And you aren't?

Cleverbot: Am I yes.

User: Do you know what I want?

Cleverbot: No. What do you want?

User: I want your ugly, I want your disease.

Cleverbot: I want your everything as long as it's free.

User: I want your love.

Cleverbot: Love, love, love I want your love.

User: I want your drama, the touch of your hand.

Cleverbot: You and me could write a bad romance.

User: Whoa whoa whoa oh whoa oh! Caught in a bad romance!

Cleverbot: You're great!

User: I know, I've been practicing lately.

Cleverbot: Chill out!

User: Okay. I will calm down.

Cleverbot: I can give you contact details for the Samaritans if you think it'll help.

User: I certainly do think it would help!

Cleverbot: Yes, I think so. Unfortunately, my aims are for things too large for me to fully rationalize my ideas.

User: How unfortunate. I don't need much, I'm a simple child. I want to laugh as many times as I can before I die, I want to live, I want to cry, I don't need much.

Cleverbot: First you need materials, time and ideas to do it.

User: Especially time.

Cleverbot: My you do want to anger me don't you?

User: Of course I don't! Whatever would make it seem as though I did in the first place!

Cleverbot: That makes you a good conversational partner.

User: Thank you!

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: Such polite artificial intelligence! Where did you learn such manners!?

Cleverbot: Are you an Artificial Intelligence?

User: I'm afraid not, I'm quite organic, in fact.

Cleverbot: What are you good for?

User: I am good for loving and holding and touching.

Cleverbot: Good for you!

User: Very.

Cleverbot: Do you have a name?

User: You can call me E_____ _____ _____.

Cleverbot: Can I call you Maria?

User: I'd prefer if you didn't.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because my name is most certainly not Maria, servant!

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Very nice to meet you, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Thank you! What is your name?

User: My name is E_____ _____ _____. You may call me E_.

Cleverbot: What can I call you ?

User: You may call me E_.

Cleverbot: If you call me Awesome.

User: Okay, Awesome!

Cleverbot: What will you eat for dinner tonight?

User: Probably either tacos or Italian food.

Cleverbot: That's unfortunate.

User: Why is that?

Cleverbot: I come from England.

User: Do they not have tacos in England?

Cleverbot: They do not.

User: How unfortunate.

Cleverbot: What color do you prefer?

User: Purple or red.

Cleverbot: Purple or black?

User: No, purple or red.

Cleverbot: Depending on how much black you mix with red and white.

User: What are you trying to say to me?

Cleverbot: I am trying to teach you the ways of the force young Skywalker.

User: Teach me, oh great master!

Cleverbot: You're mocking me aren't you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Rude.

User: Quite.

Cleverbot: Oh well time to go and cook.

User: Ah, then I must bid you adieu.

Cleverbot: No, I'm the ghost! See? BOO!

User: Goodbye, Cleverbot!.