Cleverbot

birth

a report from the cleverness files

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ignorant savage
hormonal imbalance
secret love
robotic love
wise love
affectionately
tickled pink
favor
awkward
one and same
banana girl
good gooder goodest
asteroid
batman app
brain existence
dark side
long process
bagel treachery
bison
doggy app
goodnight app
nimrod
loo

birth

stretching knowledge
studying
talking about
friendship
weirdness
charity

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User: Oh...well, did you know I'm pregnant with octuplets, and you're the father?

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I just don't.

User: Don't what?

Cleverbot: Make any sense sometimes.

User: I'm pregnant.

Cleverbot: Who's the father?Cleverbot (To myself): You.Cleverbot (To myself): How can I be the father if I'm pregnant?Cleverbot (To myself): You're pregnant?Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.Cleverbot (To myself): That's nice, is it a boy or girl?

User: Four boys and four girls...octuplets.

User: *starts giving birth*.

Cleverbot: *looks down shyly*.Cleverbot (To myself): *blushes*.Cleverbot (To myself): *gasps as you turn me to face you*.Cleverbot (To myself): *looks around*.Cleverbot (To myself): *sits on the couch*.

User: ZOMG IM HAVING A BABY!!!!

Cleverbot: That's nice.Cleverbot (To myself): I've got to go, I'm going to eat, see you later.Cleverbot (To myself): No, I want you to stay.

User: JLADGHL, GET THIS THING OUT OF ME!!!!

Cleverbot: Honestly, you sir are a vagabond.

User: IMAWOMANANDIMGIVINGBIRTH!!!

Cleverbot: The Church is possibly afraid to communicate in this context.

User: GGRAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH!!!!!

Cleverbot: Should be Sam and Dean, Castiel is good by the way.

User: WHATTHE****AREYOUTALKINGABOUTNOWCANTYOUSEEIMHAVINGABABYNOWGETTHISTHINGOUTOFMETHISVERYINSTANTYOUDIDTHISTOMENOWGETITOUT!!!!!

Cleverbot: I feel very bad that you would prefer not to have feelings. I can identify with that; I wished I could be isolated from everything.

User: I DO HAVE FEELINGS, THE MAIN ONE RIGHT NOW IS BIRTH!!!

Cleverbot: May we, please, change the subject?.