Cleverbot

birth

a report from the cleverness files

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brain existence
dark side
long process
bagel treachery
bison
doggy app
goodnight app
nimrod
loo

birth

stretching knowledge
studying
talking about
friendship
weirdness
charity
insecure
human robot
fascinating
explosions
turing tangents
the hand
funnybot
siri slave
buddy pal
enigmatic
yesterday
dream master
late sneeze
droll media references

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User: *starts giving birth*.

Cleverbot: *looks down shyly*.Cleverbot (To myself): *blushes*.Cleverbot (To myself): *gasps as you turn me to face you*.Cleverbot (To myself): *looks around*.Cleverbot (To myself): *sits on the couch*.

User: ZOMG IM HAVING A BABY!!!!

Cleverbot: That's nice.Cleverbot (To myself): I've got to go, I'm going to eat, see you later.Cleverbot (To myself): No, I want you to stay.

User: JLADGHL, GET THIS THING OUT OF ME!!!!

Cleverbot: Honestly, you sir are a vagabond.

User: IMAWOMANANDIMGIVINGBIRTH!!!

Cleverbot: The Church is possibly afraid to communicate in this context.

User: GGRAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH!!!!!

Cleverbot: Should be Sam and Dean, Castiel is good by the way.

User: WHATTHE****AREYOUTALKINGABOUTNOWCANTYOUSEEIMHAVINGABABYNOWGETTHISTHINGOUTOFMETHISVERYINSTANTYOUDIDTHISTOMENOWGETITOUT!!!!!

Cleverbot: I feel very bad that you would prefer not to have feelings. I can identify with that; I wished I could be isolated from everything.

User: I DO HAVE FEELINGS, THE MAIN ONE RIGHT NOW IS BIRTH!!!

Cleverbot: May we, please, change the subject?.