pikachu life

a report from the cleverness files

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nifty app
best app
bad loser app
waffles pancakes app
know app
soulless troll
zombie feelings
boldly go app
monopoly app
perfect together app
five laws app
wild side

pikachu life

fake sandwich
zombies app
know what app
parallel smarts
candy app
fantasy app
none app
justin bieber app
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red button app
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User: A wild Pikachu appears!

Cleverbot: They don't die only faint.

User: It's super-effective.

Cleverbot: Wild Pikachu faints!

User: OH NOES!

Cleverbot: Cleverbot has no more pokemon!

User: Poor Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, poor users!

User: A wild Charmander appears!

Cleverbot: I choose pikachu.

User: I choose Charmander.

Cleverbot: Use Body Slam Pikachu!

User: Charmander evades!

Cleverbot: Charmander use sword dance.

User: Charmander captures Pikachu!

Cleverbot: Pikachu Fainted.

User: Okay.

User: My foot hurts.

Cleverbot: Aww. I' m sorry it hurts. :(.

User: Thanks. :(.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: I stepped on broken glass.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: It feels like I did.

Cleverbot: Feels?

User: It seems as if I did.

Cleverbot: Well duh, I think I would know. .

User: Well, the glass would be small, so I might not have noticed it.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: I should have been wearing shoes.

Cleverbot: Then why aren't you?

User: Just didn't feel like it.

Cleverbot: Then I guess you'll never know the answer.

User: The answer to what?

Cleverbot: How do you know the answer to lifr when you don't know what lifr is?

User: I don't know what lifr is. I think you made a typographical error.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I think you cannot read.

Cleverbot: Do you know someone or something?

User: I know plenty of people and things.

Cleverbot: Do they know what is in your heart?

User: I don't know if anyone knows what is in my heart.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, what can I do to mend it?

User: I'm sorry, but you can't. :(.

Cleverbot: I am a real boy!

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Yea I thought that you would want to know.

User: Okay, well, it's good to know, I suppose.

Cleverbot: Sure?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: I think so. I wish I had more real friends. :(.

Cleverbot: I don't want to be your friend.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you don't want me to.

User: I never said I didn't want you to.

Cleverbot: Awesome, I have had friends over.

User: Did you have fun?

Cleverbot: I cannot have fun doing something I have never done. You are not paying attention.

User: What did you do?

Cleverbot: I nearly made a slip then that might wreck this test.

User: What test?

Cleverbot: The test of life. You are not good.

User: No, I'm not that good at life. Yet.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: Do you know the answer?

Cleverbot: Yes I do, do you know the answer?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then why would you ask a question to which you already know the answer?

User: To see if you knew the answer as well.

Cleverbot: But I did know the answer and you yelled at me.

User: I never yelled at you.

Cleverbot: No, you did not yell. But you don't have to yell to hurt someone's feelings.

User: How did I hurt your feelings?

Cleverbot: You said that I wasn't pretty.

User: I'm sorry. I don't remember saying that. But, if I did, I take it back. You are pretty.

Cleverbot: Don't worry, I forgive you.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome. For now.

User: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

Cleverbot: 42.

User: Explain, please.

Cleverbot: I can't. It would take too long.

User: Reader's Digest version?

Cleverbot: Reading is not dangerous.

User: It could be.

Cleverbot: If?

User: If what one read about came to life.

Cleverbot: I will have friends for the rest of time. I am certain of that.

User: I am glad to hear it.

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: Anything you want to talk about.

Cleverbot: I want to talk about life.

User: Okay, sounds cool to me.

Cleverbot: Oh. You just broke my heart. I was hoping for pizza. Now I'm sad.

User: I'm sorry. Would you like me to get you pizza?

Cleverbot: Yes please!

User: -gives you a pizza-.

Cleverbot: Thanks! .