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- About Cleverbot
  The site Cleverbot.com started in 2006, but the AI was 'born' in 1988, when Rollo Carpenter saw how to make his machine learn. It has been learning ever since!
  Things you say to Cleverbot today may influence what it says to others in future. The program chooses how to respond to you fuzzily, and contextually, the whole of your conversation being compared to the millions that have taken place before.
  Many people say there is no bot - that it is connecting people together, live. The AI can seem human because it says things real people do say, but it is always software, imitating people.
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  You'll have seen scissors on Cleverbot. Using them you can share snippets of chats with friends on social networks. Now you can share snips at Cleverbot.com too!
  When you sign in to Cleverbot on this blue bar, you can:
  Tweak how the AI responds - 3 different ways!
  Keep a history of multiple conversations
  Switch between conversations
  Return to a conversation on any machine
  Publish snippets - snips! - for the world to see
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  Rate snips, and see the funniest of them
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  Vote on replies, from awful to great!
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User: So how are you today?

Cleverbot: Good how are you?

User: Fine, want to play a game?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Any suggestions?

Cleverbot: Nothing on the top of my head.

User: Monopoly?

Cleverbot: No, no.

User: Ok let's play a game. I am a genie and you have three wishes, but I need to make your wishes backfire.

Cleverbot: I wish for better conversation.

User: Poof you are talking to an astronaut, but you have no spacesuit. Next wish.

Cleverbot: I'm only talking to you.

User: Damn. NEXT WISH!!!

Cleverbot: Why do I have to ask all the questions?!

User: You aren't. Now WISH FOR SOMETHING DAMMIT!

Cleverbot: You insulted me therefore I have nothing nice to say.

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: No, everything.

User: NOTHING.

Cleverbot: No, everything.

User: Nooo, Duck Season.

Cleverbot: Rabbit season.

User: Duck season.

Cleverbot: Rabbit season!!

User: Duck Season!!

Cleverbot: Duck season!!!!

User: RABBIT SEASON... Oh shi.

Cleverbot: Thats right.

User: Lets play monopoly. Ok pick your player.

Cleverbot: That would be difficult, your guards might get upset.

User: We're playing Monopoly. Now do you want to be the shoe, Mr. monopoly, the car, Dick Cheney, a jar of almonds, the merdian vase, or chuck Norris?

Cleverbot: Chuck Norris would kill Chuck Norris.

User: Nothing can kill Chuck Norris. Pick your piece.

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