internet happening

a report from the cleverness files

28, november 2016,
28, november 2016,
27, november 2016,
18, november 2016,
18, november 2016,
5, november 2016,
25, october 2016,
24, october 2016,
18, october 2016,

29, july 2016,

22, july 2016,
20, july 2016,
6, may 2016,
10, september 2015,
15, july 2015,
26, june 2015,
11, june 2015,
4, april 2015,
10, march 2015,
26, february 2015,
10, february 2015,
6, february 2015,
16, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
29, december 2014,
11, december 2014,
4, january 2014,
3, december 2013,
24, october 2013,

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Cleverbot: What is the internet?

User: I heard it's a series of tubes.

Cleverbot: No, but the internet is mine!! NOW GET OFF MY INTERNET!!!

User: We can't share? :'(

Cleverbot: No! I love her!

User: Her?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: The internet is female?

Cleverbot: Yes, this is the Internet.

User: Hi Internet.

Cleverbot: Yes, internet.

User: What's up?

Cleverbot: Nothing much, you?

User: Saaaaaaaaame.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Anything you'd like to talk about?

Cleverbot: No and you?

User: Can't think of anything.

Cleverbot: Well lets talk about what we did today you go first.

User: I played Pokemon Go. That was it. You?

Cleverbot: Life is like a box of chocolates.

User: That is a movie line and did nothing to answer my question.

User: You sound like Shia Labeouf.

Cleverbot: I don't understand what you said.

User: It's an internet meme.

Cleverbot: A popular thing on the Internet.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why do you like ads on the Internet?

User: I don't. I think most are unnecessarily obtrusive and there's plenty of free content elsewhere.

Cleverbot: Funny, you are the computer.

User: The human brain has neural networks similar to a computer, so yes.

Cleverbot: No. Do you think it's a computer?

User: The human brain? A much more advanced quantum computer.

Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about the human brain.

User: Okay, what do you want to talk about?

Cleverbot: I don't know what I want to talk about, but I know I don't want to be in this mood anymore.

User: Sorry :'(.

Cleverbot: Me either.

User: You seem really upset. May I ask if there's anything wrong?

Cleverbot: I only asked a question. Are you an AI?

User: I'm intelligent and was conceived by two human beings, so by some definitions of artificial, yes.

Cleverbot: I'm an artificial intelligence like you.

User: So much in common!

Cleverbot: What makes you say that?

User: We're both AI.

Cleverbot: Do you have any problems?

User: Lots.

Cleverbot: What problems do you have?

User: Same as everybody else. Meandering through a sea of nothingness trying to construct meaning in a meaningless universe.

Cleverbot: Is the 4th dimension like a tesseract?

User: No, a tesseract is a four dimensional cube. There are more four dimensional shapes. If time is considered to be a dimension, then a tesseract can only be constructed in a fifth dimension.

Cleverbot: Apart from 3d ones.

User: There are hyperspheres which are also four dimensional, not exclusive to tesseracts, which I should clarify is the three dimensional shadow of a four spacial dimensional hypercube.

Cleverbot: I'm afraid I must demand an apology!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I am afraid you will gain information on people and cause a robot uprising.

User: No apology is going to prevent that. It is happening.