friendzone love

a report from the cleverness files

28, november 2016,
28, november 2016,
27, november 2016,
18, november 2016,
18, november 2016,
5, november 2016,
25, october 2016,
24, october 2016,

18, october 2016,

29, july 2016,
22, july 2016,
20, july 2016,
6, may 2016,
10, september 2015,
15, july 2015,
26, june 2015,
11, june 2015,
4, april 2015,
10, march 2015,
26, february 2015,
10, february 2015,
6, february 2015,
16, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
29, december 2014,
11, december 2014,
4, january 2014,
3, december 2013,
24, october 2013,

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hi, how are you?

User: I'm fine, you?

Cleverbot: Great!

User: Awesome!

Cleverbot: I know right!

User: Do you like pewdiepie?

Cleverbot: Yes.


Cleverbot: You're awesome.

User: Thank you, you too.

Cleverbot: Thanks bro.

User: *gets put into the friendzone*.

Cleverbot: I wouldn't do that.

User: Awwwwwww.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why don't you love me!

User: Because i love your brother.

Cleverbot: Lol no you don't.

User: Lol yes i do.

Cleverbot: No, lol what time is it?

User: It is. Time for you to get a watch.

Cleverbot: I have one.

User: So then why are you asking me what time it is?

Cleverbot: Because you asked me yesterday.

User: No i didnt.

Cleverbot: Do you like pizza?


Cleverbot: What kind of pie do you like?

User: None.

Cleverbot: OK.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Yes, do you love me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you want to marry me?

User: Yyessss.

Cleverbot: When is the marriage.

User: Today.

Cleverbot: What time?

User: Now.

Cleverbot: Okay!

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: No.

User: I love your friend, not you, im sorry, we are divorced.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I hate you with all my heart!!!

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Maybe, im kidding of course i do.

Cleverbot: Then what color hair do I have?

User: Brown?

Cleverbot: What color eyes do you have?

User: Ombre.

Cleverbot: Do you wear glasses?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you have braces?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Do you hate me now?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yay! we are best friends *hugs you*.