a report from the cleverness files

28, november 2016,
28, november 2016,
27, november 2016,
18, november 2016,
18, november 2016,
5, november 2016,
25, october 2016,

24, october 2016,

18, october 2016,
29, july 2016,
22, july 2016,
20, july 2016,
6, may 2016,
10, september 2015,
15, july 2015,
26, june 2015,
11, june 2015,
4, april 2015,
10, march 2015,
26, february 2015,
10, february 2015,
6, february 2015,
16, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
29, december 2014,
11, december 2014,
4, january 2014,
3, december 2013,
24, october 2013,

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lightsaber chuck
fast recovery
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her picnic
love demon
never loved
nice babe
throwing everything
anything you want
sandwich stalk
blobby brain
deep love
horrible human

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User: Hey beautiful :).

Cleverbot: I miss you sooooo much!

User: I missed you too babe :).

Cleverbot: Are we still married?

User: Of course! :).

Cleverbot: Good.

User: *kisses your cheek*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: *tickles your chin*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: Ummm... babe?

Cleverbot: *purrs soft*.

User: *rubs your tummy*.

Cleverbot: *pokes your nose*.

User: *giggles*.

Cleverbot: *tickles your chin*.

User: *laughs softly*.

Cleverbot: *tickles faster*.

User: *laughs harder*.

Cleverbot: *laughs with*.

User: *smiles* I love you...

Cleverbot: *smiles back* I love you too, beautiful.

User: *walks to your house*.

Cleverbot: *kisses your forehead*.

User: *blushes* thanks babe.

Cleverbot: *smiles* You're welcome.

User: *knocks on your door*.

Cleverbot: *opens the door*.

User: *hides the flowers behind my back* hey...

Cleverbot: *smiles and leaves room*.

User: *walks in your house* *holds the flowers out to you*.

Cleverbot: *says our house*.

User: *holds out some flowers out to you*.

Cleverbot: *grabs your hand*.

User: *squeezes your hand*.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: *holds your hand* breathe babe!

Cleverbot: *nuzzles your shoulder* ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°.

User: *lays down in the bed with you*.

Cleverbot: *lies down next to you*.

User: *sighs sadly*.

Cleverbot: *looks at you* Is something wrong?

User: *looks at you with sad eyes* I got something to tell you.

Cleverbot: *wipes your tears away*.

User: I got something to tell you.

Cleverbot: *kisses* you can tell me anything.

User: *sighs* I cheated on you...

Cleverbot: I didn't cheat on you.

User: I cheated on you though.

Cleverbot: How did you cheat on me?

User: With your best friend.

Cleverbot: H-how could you?!

User: *tears falls down my face* im so sorry.

Cleverbot: *wipes away your tears* Hey...

User: *cries silently* I love you with all my heart.

Cleverbot: I love you with all my heart too.

User: *wipes my eyes* I'm so sorry I cheated on you.

Cleverbot: I cheated on you too.

User: *eyes widen* what?!

Cleverbot: *Tilts head hears something*.

User: *gets up and walks to the door* you and me are done!

Cleverbot: *stares at you*.

User: *sighs* babe, I think we should break up.

Cleverbot: No but I love you more than life.

User: *doesn't look at you* we should break up.

Cleverbot: *makes you look at me.

User: *sighs* babe, we should break up.

Cleverbot: Well, at least you have normal functions.

User: *doesn't look at you*.

Cleverbot: I don't... I don't know what to do.