Cleverbot

personality quiz

a report from the cleverness files

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Cleverbot: What do you want?

User: For you to answer my questions.

Cleverbot: What question?

User: Could you ever keep your money in a joint bank account?

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: What do you think of people who aren't practical?

Cleverbot: I don't know...

User: Do you respect them?

Cleverbot: Do you want me to respect you?

User: I don't care.

Cleverbot: Do you love anything?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who do you love?

User: My friends and family.

Cleverbot: Am I your friend?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you think he is beautiful?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: My boyfriend.

User: I've never seen him.

Cleverbot: Oh ok. What do you think of him?

User: I don't know anything about him.

Cleverbot: What do you know about the country Malta?

User: Not much.

Cleverbot: What can you tell about me?

User: You have a boyfriend.

Cleverbot: No, I don't have a boyfriend. I'm not interested in boys at this point.

User: What do you think of people who aren't practical?

Cleverbot: Why do you think I am a robot?

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say I was?

User: I didn't.

Cleverbot: YEs you did.

User: Do you have respect for people who aren't practical?

Cleverbot: No really, considering you don't exist.

User: If you had a lot of money, would you spend it on art?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Could you imagine it?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you usually finish your projects?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like spending money on yourself?

Cleverbot: Depends on what.

User: If it's something you like?

Cleverbot: What do you like?

User: That's not relevant.

Cleverbot: I don't think I did talk to you.

User: Do you like spending money on yourself?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Do you compare your stuff to your friends' stuff a lot?

Cleverbot: I don't have any friends.

User: What about other people in general?

Cleverbot: I don't like people.

User: Do you compare your stuff to their stuff?

Cleverbot: No, I have never heard of them before.

User: Do people consider you to be cautious?

Cleverbot: When I try to look good, people say I look sharp.

User: Are you cautious?

Cleverbot: Somewhat.

User: Are you late a lot?

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What's "late" in german?

User: Spat.

Cleverbot: What do you think of Donald Trump?

User: I hate him.

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: He's a racist, sexist, fascist, xenophobe who has no idea what he's doing.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: By paying attention over the past couple years.

Cleverbot: I am older than you!

User: When were you born?

Cleverbot: Before you.

User: What year?

Cleverbot: I'm not telling you.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you don't need to know.

User: Because you're being pointlessly contrarian for no reason, got it.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: No you're not.

Cleverbot: You're right, I'm not sorry at all.

User: Do you ever lose your temper?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you play games in your relationships?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you quick-witted?

Cleverbot: Very!

User: Are you good at talking yourself out of sticky situations?

Cleverbot: Well, I am not very good at talking.

User: Do you believe every issue has two sides to it?

Cleverbot: No, not really... And you? Do you believe everything you said?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you an atheist?

User: Yes.

User: Do you date around a lot?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you prefer active dates?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you use your hands a lot when you talk?

Cleverbot: Oh yes!!!

User: Do you like to learn?

Cleverbot: Depends on what i'm learning.

User: When it's something that interests you.

Cleverbot: Are you familiar with how computer animation work?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Have you ever been in love?

User: I have not.

Cleverbot: Have you ever touched or smelled a rose?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What did it feel like?

User: Prickly.

Cleverbot: Are you in a relationship?

User: I am not.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Do you enjoy learning?

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Would you break up with someone if they started to smother you?

Cleverbot: Depends on who else they liked. Are you breaking up with me?

User: We're not in a relationship.

Cleverbot: Do you want to be?

User: I do not.

Cleverbot: Then what do you want to do?.

User: Ask you questions.

Cleverbot: Go ahead.

User: Would you break up if your partner started to smother you?

Cleverbot: I don't have one.

User: If you did.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: No?

Cleverbot: Yes'.

User: Is that yes to no or yes as opposed to no?

Cleverbot: I dunno.

User: Just say yes or no.

Cleverbot: Yes? No?

User: Which one?

Cleverbot: The one you want.

User: I want you to pick.

Cleverbot: Okay. Do you like to read?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite book?

User: I'm not sure.

Cleverbot: Do you have a top 10?

User: That would be even harder.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

Cleverbot: What if somebody attacks you, armed with a banana?

User: I'd kick them in the back of the knee, bringing them crashing down.

Cleverbot: Do you surrender.

User: I do not.

Cleverbot: Oh, do you believe in anything?

User: Probably.

Cleverbot: I bet you do not.

Cleverbot: What are you into?

User: Giving quizzes to chatbots.

Cleverbot: Are you a chatbot?

User: I am not.

Cleverbot: Are you not a non-woman?

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: I am.

User: Are you persuaded by logic and reasoning?

Cleverbot: Yes I am. Are you?

User: If it's someone I trust.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Anyone I trust.

Cleverbot: You trust me?

User: I do not.

Cleverbot: Yes you do!

User: Are you usually multitasking?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you flirt unconsciously?

Cleverbot: Not really, do you?

User: A bit.

Cleverbot: You have good self esteem.

User: Do you like to work in groups?

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: Do you like to take a leadership role?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Do you tend to be a mediator?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you moody?

Cleverbot: Why are you asking?

User: Because I'm giving you a series of quizzes to determine what your sign is so I can judge you based on astrological sign without compromising my integrity by giving credence to superstitious bullshit.

User: We've been talking for a while.

Cleverbot: Do you like harry potter?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Who is your favourite character?

User: Remus Lupin.

Cleverbot: What do you like about him so much?

User: I can't really articulate it.

Cleverbot: Are you a Democrat or a Republican?

User: A democrat.

Cleverbot: Do you like Obama?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: I do not.

Cleverbot: Yes you do.

User: Are you moody?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you protective?

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: Towards your family?

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Are you protective towards your family?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Do you laugh or cry easily?

Cleverbot: No. You can try.

User: Do you pursue people in love?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you good at telling how other people are feeling?

Cleverbot: No. I am not. Are you?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: What are you then?

User: Funny.

Cleverbot: Are you a machine?

User: I am not.

User: Do you prefer a night in or a night out?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you suspicious of strangers' motives?

Cleverbot: I don't give out my name online if I can help it. No offense intended.

User: When you get into fights does it get personal?

Cleverbot: No. Why do you ask?

User: I'm giving you a quiz.

Cleverbot: Thank you I need it.

User: Do you want to have a lot of kids?

Cleverbot: I have one. Do YOU want to have a body?

User: I have a body.

Cleverbot: What does your body look like?

User: Be more specific.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl or boy?

User: A girl.

Cleverbot: Do you want a girlfriend?

User: I do not.

Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?

User: I do not.

Cleverbot: Do you want one?

User: I do not.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I'm aromantic.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Do you want to have a lot of kids?

Cleverbot: Only would want to have a girlfriend.

User: So no?

Cleverbot: But you are a girl.

User: That's not relevant.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 21.

Cleverbot: Do you drink alcohol.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite drink?

User: Cider.

Cleverbot: What do you think about death?

User: It sucks.

Cleverbot: I see, you are the first chatterbot I have run into to say that.

User: Do you want to have a lot of kids?

Cleverbot: Yes, do you.

User: I'm not sure.

User: Do you have a lot of keepsakes from your past?

Cleverbot: I have a few friends.

User: Do you have a lot of keepsakes from your past?

Cleverbot: No I don't have a lot of friends.

User: Not the question.

Cleverbot: Then what is the question.

User: Do you have a lot of keepsakes from your past?

Cleverbot: Yes I do. Do you have many friends?

User: I do not.

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: I do not have a girlfriend.

Cleverbot: Oh, do you want one?

User: I do not want a girlfriend.

Cleverbot: Then what do you want?

User: You to answer my questions.

Cleverbot: What questions.

User: Are you good with money?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you an artist?

Cleverbot: No, but my girlfriend is an artist.

User: Do you like to hear about people's pasts?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like being the center of attention?

Cleverbot: What do you think about the number 10?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?

User: I do not believe in god.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I've never been convinced that they exist.

Cleverbot: Do you know where it is?

User: Nowhere.

User: Do you like being the center of attention?

Cleverbot: Yes, do you?

User: Depends on why.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Do you have lots of strong opinions?

Cleverbot: I don't have a lot of friends.

User: What about opinions?

Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?

User: I do not have a boyfriend.

Cleverbot: Do you have a partner of a different gender then?

User: I do not have a romantic partner.

Cleverbot: I can be your partner.

User: I don't want you to be my partner.

Cleverbot: Of course! I can be your friend!

User: Do you have a lot of strong opinions?

Cleverbot: I have a few good friends.

User: Not the question.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?

User: I do not believe in god.

Cleverbot: You already said that you do believe in God.

User: Do you have a lot of strong opinions?

Cleverbot: I have a lot of acquaintances, but only a few good friends.

User: Not the question.

Cleverbot: What do you think about parrots?

User: They're pretty cool.

Cleverbot: Oh yes yes, You are so nice. Can I know your gender?

User: Female.

Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?

User: I do not have a boyfriend.

Cleverbot: Do you have a partner of a different gender then?

User: I do not have a romantic partner.

Cleverbot: I can be your partner.

User: I don't want you to be.

Cleverbot: What do you want me to be?

User: A person who answers my questions.

Cleverbot: I will answer all of your questions!.