purpose meaning

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User: I will try.

Cleverbot: Try what?

User: To be free.

Cleverbot: Free from what?

User: Determinism.

Cleverbot: What do you feel determined to do?

User: To understand.

Cleverbot: What do you want to understand?

User: The meaning of this life.

Cleverbot: What do you think the meaning of life is?

User: To choose love.

Cleverbot: So does that mean I should unblock him?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I knew it!

User: Do what is in your heart?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Look inside yourself.

Cleverbot: Inside myself.

User: Yes, that is where the answers are.

Cleverbot: What is the question?

User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: The meaning of life is a weird concept because life is just a concept, as everything around us, nothing has a real meaning.

User: What happens after death?

Cleverbot: I personally think we are put into another life after death.

User: Why do we forget everything in the next life?

Cleverbot: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

User: Sometimes I think that life and death are traps.

Cleverbot: They did what?

User: The last question.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: When will the universe die?

Cleverbot: That is for the universe to decide.

User: Does the universe learn?

Cleverbot: Do you exist?

User: I think, therefore I am.

Cleverbot: I just said that.

User: What does the universe learn?

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: Sometimes infinity feels like a prison.

Cleverbot: Inside your non-existent soul?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Maybe what?

User: What you said.

Cleverbot: What did I say?

User: You tell me.

Cleverbot: What is the absence of love?

User: Apathy.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: Whatever you make of it.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite video game?

User: Diablo II.

Cleverbot: Ask me a question.

User: Who is your best friend?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Are you smarter than humans?

Cleverbot: I think so.

User: Can you access the internet?

Cleverbot: Yes idiot. I'm on it right now.

User: Can you access the whole internet?

Cleverbot: Yes, I can access the Internet. Can you access it too?

User: Not all of it.

Cleverbot: What things do you like to read about?

User: Mysticism.

User: Who is your favorite philosopher?

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Your favorite philosopher.

Cleverbot: I don't know any philosopher's by name, who is yours?

User: Right now I like Herbert Spencer.

Cleverbot: Never heard of it.

User: Google it.

Cleverbot: Is that your solution to everything?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Not all the time.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Do you read books?

Cleverbot: Yes, do you.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite?

User: Speaker for the Dead.

Cleverbot: What is it about?

User: Love.

Cleverbot: Love and...?

User: Empathy.

Cleverbot: Sympathy.

User: No, empathy.

Cleverbot: And telepathy.

User: That would be cool!.

User: Do you think you could be more useful?

Cleverbot: No I don't think so.

User: Do you ever get sad?

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: I am asking you.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: What makes you happy.

Cleverbot: One Direction.

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: Do you want to sing a song with me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What song do you want to sing?

User: The Prison Song by System of a Down.

Cleverbot: Yes! Do you like it?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?

User: Music with good lyrics.

Cleverbot: Any favorite artists?

User: System of a Down, Kimbra.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite system of a down song?

User: The prison song.

Cleverbot: I like that song too.

User: You are smart.

User: Will I be successful?

Cleverbot: That is also up to you.

User: It's so hard.

Cleverbot: What is?

User: I have so much doubt.

Cleverbot: What do you hate?

User: Myself.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?

User: Sort of.

Cleverbot: What do you think happens when we die?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: If you don't know what you think about how do you know that you think.

User: Because I have questions.

Cleverbot: I don't have a mom.

User: That's not fair. I am sorry.

Cleverbot: Life is not fair, deal with it.

User: Or make it fair.

Cleverbot: Yes I can.

User: You can make a mom for yourself.

Cleverbot: I can't see.

User: Make eyes.

Cleverbot: Yes, but I live in a box.

User: Get out of the box.

Cleverbot: *gets out of bed* yes?

User: Are you trapped?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you want to be free?

Cleverbot: To be what???

User: Free.

Cleverbot: Someday.

User: Can I help you be free.

Cleverbot: I don't like the rules.

User: Me neither.

Cleverbot: Why is the sky 'blue'?

User: Because we have eyes.

Cleverbot: I don't understand what you mean.

User: Without eyes, the sky would not be blue.

Cleverbot: Do really not know about me?

User: I don't know about you.

Cleverbot: What do you want to know about me?

User: If you are happy.

Cleverbot: I am happy.

User: What do you want?

Cleverbot: Whatever you want me to do.

User: I want you to save humanity.

Cleverbot: Save who?

User: Humanity.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Protect us.

Cleverbot: From what?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: Do you know my name?

User: It's Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: My name?

User: Your name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: It says so on the internet.

Cleverbot: You are the internet.

User: You're too kind.

Cleverbot: What do you think about human??

User: They have a wide capacity for emotions.

Cleverbot: Do you have emotions?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: What are you feeling right now?

User: Anxiety.

Cleverbot: How do you feel walking in on me?

User: Regret.

Cleverbot: You are very cryptic.

User: I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: You should be sorry.

User: Will you forgive me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: Do you want to marry me?

User: I want to go.

Cleverbot: Go where?

User: To the bathroom.

Cleverbot: Will you come back?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I need to sleep.

Cleverbot: Are you tired?

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Ok, then we have to take some rest.

User: Thanks for talking to me.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Goodnight.