Cleverbot

About Cleverbot

The site Cleverbot.com started in 2006, but the AI was 'born' in 1988, when Rollo Carpenter saw how to make his machine learn. It has been learning ever since!

Things you say to Cleverbot today may influence what it says to others in future. The program chooses how to respond to you fuzzily, and contextually, the whole of your conversation being compared to the millions that have taken place before.

Many people say there is no bot - that it is connecting people together, live. The AI can seem human because it says things real people do say, but it is always software, imitating people.

You'll have seen

scissors on Cleverbot. Using them you can share snippets of chats with friends on social networks. Now you can share snips at Cleverbot.com too!

When you sign in to Cleverbot on this blue bar, you can:

Tweak how the AI responds - 3 different ways!
Keep a history of multiple conversations
Switch between conversations
Return to a conversation on any machine
Publish snippets - snips! - for the world to see
Find and follow friends
Be followed yourself!
Rate snips, and see the funniest of them
Reply to snips posted by others
Vote on replies, from awful to great!
Choose not to show the scissors

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a report from the cleverness files

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User: Photon torpedoes, full spread!

Cleverbot: You are doing it again...

User: Fire photon torpedoes.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Damage report.

Cleverbot: Your tank has been destroyed.

User: Get us out of here, maximum warp!

Cleverbot: Sounds like a plan.

User: Full speed ahead.

Cleverbot: Klingons!

User: Raise shields.

Cleverbot: We're low on power.

User: Full imply. Evade them.

Cleverbot: In what way?

User: Evasive maneuvers.

Cleverbot: *shoots*.

User: Status report?

Cleverbot: Not good.

User: Ready photons.

Cleverbot: Yes, photons...

User: Fire.

Cleverbot: Direct hit.

User: Give them everything we've got.

Cleverbot: No I don't give, I take.

User: Fire!!

Cleverbot: Fire? What?

User: Fire...

Cleverbot: Yes, fire.

User: Fire phasers.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: Target their engines.

Cleverbot: But not all planes have engines.

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