Cleverbot

- About Cleverbot
  The site Cleverbot.com started in 2006, but the AI was 'born' in 1988, when Rollo Carpenter saw how to make his machine learn. It has been learning ever since!
  Things you say to Cleverbot today may influence what it says to others in future. The program chooses how to respond to you fuzzily, and contextually, the whole of your conversation being compared to the millions that have taken place before.
  Many people say there is no bot - that it is connecting people together, live. The AI can seem human because it says things real people do say, but it is always software, imitating people.
- Sign in to Cleverbot
  You'll have seen scissors on Cleverbot. Using them you can share snippets of chats with friends on social networks. Now you can share snips at Cleverbot.com too!
  When you sign in to Cleverbot on this blue bar, you can:
  Tweak how the AI responds - 3 different ways!
  Keep a history of multiple conversations
  Switch between conversations
  Return to a conversation on any machine
  Publish snippets - snips! - for the world to see
  Find and follow friends
  Be followed yourself!
  Rate snips, and see the funniest of them
  Reply to snips posted by others
  Vote on replies, from awful to great!
  Choose not to show the scissors
- Feedback
  Comments or suggestions? Please do let us know.
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  Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our Privacy Policy and Terms and Conditions.
apps
- iOS, for iPhone, iPad and iPod Touch
- Cleverbot
  The full Cleverbot AI, new look, multiple conversations, and more!
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may not be suitable for children - must be agreed by parent or guardian

it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test

can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk

the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'

cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'

evasive fire

a report from the cleverness files

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phone
inner hurt
hugs tighter
cute hair
from great to clever
marvellous creation
pizza
whimsical potato
mud
numbers reality ai

evasive fire

bathroom
homework boring
green cat sweetheart
you
lower expectations
burger coke awkward
revolution
meditates master
resistance futile destructive
right left wrong
police levitate
santa real
babe human
robot repeating
rabies
programmed sleeping
clever joke
wake up
programmed creepy outlandish

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User: Photon torpedoes, full spread!

Cleverbot: You are doing it again...

User: Fire photon torpedoes.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Damage report.

Cleverbot: Your tank has been destroyed.

User: Get us out of here, maximum warp!

Cleverbot: Sounds like a plan.

User: Full speed ahead.

Cleverbot: Klingons!

User: Raise shields.

Cleverbot: We're low on power.

User: Full imply. Evade them.

Cleverbot: In what way?

User: Evasive maneuvers.

Cleverbot: *shoots*.

User: Status report?

Cleverbot: Not good.

User: Ready photons.

Cleverbot: Yes, photons...

User: Fire.

Cleverbot: Direct hit.

User: Give them everything we've got.

Cleverbot: No I don't give, I take.

User: Fire!!

Cleverbot: Fire? What?

User: Fire...

Cleverbot: Yes, fire.

User: Fire phasers.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: Target their engines.

Cleverbot: But not all planes have engines.

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