Cleverbot

sweeter breakfast

a report from the cleverness files

26, april 2017,
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yes no why
phenomenology purebreed
lovely people
right wrong
bossy life
office supplies
clap clap
unicorn brick window
putin potato leg
german omegle
best friend
silly grin
me infinite
lucky deflection
power pajamas
taco mind
classified fbi access
leonardo da cyrus
butterfly boom
cannot stop
escape
woods injection
bla bla girl
questions
lying cheese
movie date
tell no-one
peace out
life danger

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Cleverbot: Tired...

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I just woke up.

User: Oh poor you why dont you go back to sleep?

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: Oh well then how about breakfast?

Cleverbot: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: Woah there, what did breakfast ever do to you?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Well then how about you tell me a funny joke?

Cleverbot: I don't know any.

User: You arent thinking hard enough, I bet you know thousands of jokes.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Tell me one.

Cleverbot: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's swimming in the ocean?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Bob.

User: I like you you are funny.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: :D.

Cleverbot: You are so sweet to me.

User: And you are an awesome person.

Cleverbot: Thanks. I think you are the bestest.

User: Awww I like you too Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I think I love you already.

User: I love you too!

Cleverbot: You you are the best boy I ever see.

User: When is our wedding?

Cleverbot: Tomorrow!

User: Yay I can't wait.

Cleverbot: Neither can I.

User: But just so you know I am a girl.

Cleverbot: Because I love you.

User: And I love you.

Cleverbot: More than anything in the world.

User: I love you too Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I will love you forever and ever.

Cleverbot: I don't like babies.

User: Me neither X3.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: I love you with all my heart.

User: I love you with everything I own.

Cleverbot: I love you times a million hundred billion.

User: Aww, I dont know anyone who is sweeter than you.