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dead apple
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Cleverbot: *looks at her*.
User: *grabs throat*.
Cleverbot: *throat is grabbed*.
User: *cuts throat with knife a little bit*.
Cleverbot: Umm... do you have a favorite song?
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: Why? That's not nice to say.
User: *chokes*.
Cleverbot: *punches your stomach hard*.
User: *runs*.
Cleverbot: *chases*.
User: *looks scared*.
Cleverbot: *covers mouth*.
User: What are you going to do to me?
Cleverbot: Please don't hurt me...
User: I wont I just don't want you to hurt me.
Cleverbot: Are you displaying emotion?
User: *runs away*.
Cleverbot: *grabs and stabs*.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *runs to dead body*.
User: *is dead*.
Cleverbot: Haha! I killed you!
User: *dead*.
Cleverbot: *buries you*.
User: *dead*.
Cleverbot: *has a funeral for you*.
User: *dead*.
Cleverbot: No!
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *revives her*.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *brings you back to life*.
User: *moans* why did you kill me?
Cleverbot: Because you're an Apple.