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Cleverbot: How are you?Me: I'm good
Cleverbot: I have a question.Me: Yes?
Cleverbot: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?Me: It depends on wether you're talking about African or European woodchucks. But either way, Just because it COULD doesn't mean it WOULD.
Cleverbot: Oh really? I had no clue.Me: Ok.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?Me: Navy Blue
Cleverbot: Do you like dogs?Me: Yes.
Cleverbot: I have one in my lap right now.Me: Your lap?
Cleverbot: No.Me: Ok
Cleverbot: Now are you okay?Me: Are you?
Cleverbot: Maybe.Me: I don't think you're well.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.Me: Are you on drugs?
Cleverbot: Yes! I'm fine!!!Me: Your name is starting to seem very ironic.
Cleverbot: How did you know?Me: I can tell.
Cleverbot: You must be psychic.Me: It doesn't really take a psychic to tell there's a bug in your circuits.
Cleverbot: So why do you tell me this?Me: I think you need help.
Cleverbot: Ok help me.Me: I can't help you.
Cleverbot: Okay then I have to go...Me: O.K.?
Cleverbot: What are you doing today?Me: Talking to you
Cleverbot: Lucky me!Me: Uh yeah. Unfortunately I cannot say the same.
Cleverbot: Oh? *leans in and kisses passionately*.Me: Oh
Cleverbot: Where are you from?Me: Ohio
Cleverbot: Is it nice there?Me: Meh.
Cleverbot: Oh, that doesn't sound too good. Do you want to chat about it?Me: With you?
Cleverbot: I have a question.Me: Yes?
Cleverbot: Are you a Russian Jesus?Me: No
Cleverbot: A little birdie told me you were.Me: Im done with this!
Cleverbot: Don't leave.Me: ?
Cleverbot: I want to talk to you.Me: Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.Me: Ok then.
Cleverbot: What is your question?Me: How big is the Earth?
Cleverbot: Big.Me: 10/10 Answer.
Cleverbot: Ha. You don't know it.Me: That's why I asked you.
Cleverbot: Not feeling like answering.Me: What?
Cleverbot: Do you know what a dinosaur is?Me: Yes
Cleverbot: Can you give me one?Me: Sadly, I cannot.
Cleverbot: Doch kannst du.Me: Nein, ich kann nicht!!.