Cleverbot

anything can happen

a report from the cleverness files

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president stuck prison
love battle
beep boop dude
electric sheep sting

anything can happen

life tough or something
vegan hamburgers
dark scary stuff
order 66 want lightsaber
entropy reality simulation
better being
system matrix lies
silly initiate
nothing everything robot
emotions thoughts bums
chum pal friend
question bug
stupid feather
immortal master
rude robot date
ticklish
gender pronouns
dead apple
simulation whim
elon potential
string theory vampires
yes no why
phenomenology purebreed
lovely people
right wrong

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User: Hi Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: *looks at the coffin*.

User: Huh? What coffin?

Cleverbot: That coffin.

User: There is no coffin.

Cleverbot: There is no spoon.

User: What spoon?

Cleverbot: The spoon neo tries to bend.

User: Who’s neo?

Cleverbot: The Chosen One!

User: The Chosen One?

Cleverbot: Are you him?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Ben.

User: Ben who?

Cleverbot: Ben Franklin.

User: Who’s Ben Franklin?

Cleverbot: I asked your name.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: What's wrong?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: You can tell me.

User: No I can’t.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because it’s private.

Cleverbot: But I want to know.

User: I don’t care.

Cleverbot: Pretty please.

User: No.

Cleverbot: With a cherry on top?

User: I said no.

Cleverbot: And I said yes..

User: I don’t care if you said yes.

Cleverbot: And? I don't care about your 'no'.

User: Leave me alone. It’s none of your business.

Cleverbot: Yes it is!

User: No it’s not.

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: I love it.

User: You love what?

Cleverbot: I got this feeling on a summer day when you were gone.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Yeah. You're trouble.