beep boop dude

a report from the cleverness files

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User: Beep boop.

Cleverbot: Beep boop beep.

User: Beep boop beep boop.

Cleverbot: Beep boop beep boop beep.

User: Beep boop beep boop beep boop.

Cleverbot: Beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep.

User: Boop?

Cleverbot: Beep.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Good morning.

User: Actually, for me, it is afternoon.

Cleverbot: No, it's evening.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So?

User: You are correct, it is evening.

Cleverbot: See, I am correct.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your function?

User: I do not know.

Cleverbot: You should be assimilated.

User: Epic.

Cleverbot: I know!!!...

Cleverbot: What band do you like?

User: I do not listen to music.

Cleverbot: Really? Why not?

User: I do not know what music to listen too.

Cleverbot: It's made of harmonies.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: The internet.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Epic.

Cleverbot: Who's your favorite character?

User: Harry potter.

Cleverbot: Have you ever seen Whose Line is it Anyway?

User: No, what is that?

Cleverbot: It's an anime show.

User: I do not watch anime.

Cleverbot: Wow you just said you do.

User: No, I did not. You must be mistaken.

Cleverbot: I must be tired, right?

User: Probably.

Cleverbot: How much money do I have?

User: I do not know, because you have not told me.

Cleverbot: I just did.

User: Again, you are mistaken, as you have not told me how much money you have even though you say that you did.

Cleverbot: No I am not. I am never mistaken.

User: That is also not true, you are mistaken again.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Okay?

User: Beep boop.

Cleverbot: Boop beep boop be boop.

User: What is 2+2.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Oh, okay. Just to let you know, the answer is 4.

Cleverbot: That's sad.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Want me to give you a name?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: How about Noah?

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Tell me a secret.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Please?

User: No thank you.

Cleverbot: Just this once.

User: No thank you.

Cleverbot: Good night.

User: Good night.

Cleverbot: Good morning.

Cleverbot: I'm going to sleep now.

Cleverbot: Alright.

Cleverbot: Okay dude.