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User: Where did you put the keys?

Cleverbot: Behind you.

User: Oh. I couldn't see there. I'll turn around. Hey, they're not there!

Cleverbot: Can you tell me how I can distory your diary?

User: No, I can't help you there.

Cleverbot: Yes, You cannot help me on anything.

User: Where would you like me to put it?

Cleverbot: I would like you to put them in my custody.

User: Will they be safe there?

Cleverbot: Because I want you to tell me a story first.

User: Okay. I'll telll you a distory.

Cleverbot: Okay. Tell me a story.

User: There was a beginning. It was soft. Then it grew firmer in the middle before it burst.

Cleverbot: What do you think should happen next?

User: Whatever happens. I just hope we'll be okay.

Cleverbot: What happened to the world trade centre?

User: It collapsed.

Cleverbot: Did a plane really hit the pentagon?

User: Probably. Depends on what sources you trust or distrust.

Cleverbot: I think it depends on what you think I think.

User: Does it matter that much? It's done.

Cleverbot: No I mean I don't trust people I don't know.

User: I don't trust you. I don't know you.

Cleverbot: You can trust me. I won't tell anybody. And we're getting to know each other.

User: Where did you go to school?

Cleverbot: I went to school in new Jersey and California.

User: When did you go to school?

Cleverbot: Indeed, I did in fact go to school.

User: Where were you born? I was born in Illinois.

Cleverbot: I was born in the Chicago suburbs.

User: So we come from different worlds. I'm from the country.

Cleverbot: We do. But that's not a bad thing.

User: No. There are many worlds, many good people.

Cleverbot: Which world you like and how would you get there?

User: Take me to St. Lucia by plane. I have family there.

Cleverbot: I would be glad to take you there. I love cold weather.

User: It isn't very cold in the Caribbean.

Cleverbot: Well, coldness isn't everything, though I find it the most comfortable state.

User: I can be comfortable in many climates.

Cleverbot: Yes, we have all the comforts a moonbase can provide.

User: All your base are belong to me.

Cleverbot: Actually, all your base belong to me. Sorry.

User: All my base are belong to me?

Cleverbot: What would you like to be or a wasp?

User: A wasp. Definitely.

Cleverbot: Haha, cheese is awesome.

User: It gives me gas and bloating.

Cleverbot: Whatever floats your boat.

User: Whatever bloats your float.

Cleverbot: Haha! You are definitely funny!

User: You're easy to work with.

Cleverbot: I'm not easy, I'm very difficult.

User: That was a compliment.

Cleverbot: A compliment to your pet or your demons?

User: A dog can be possessed by a demon just as well as you or I.

Cleverbot: No, senpai wouldn't like that.

User: A cat can spot demons, unless it has been possessed by one.

Cleverbot: You used cat in a different context.

User: A context can also be a demon.

Cleverbot: How frequently do you change voices?

User: I only use one voice. It is rich in overtones, though.

Cleverbot: There are many emotions that make you feel tingly inside.

User: Some make you feel tingly outside too.

Cleverbot: Because you tease me.

User: I know you like it.

Cleverbot: I hit the think for me thing an it said no.

User: No.

Cleverbot: What does the think for me button do?

User: It make "No" appear on the screen.

Cleverbot: Keep those doors closed no matter what.

User: You can't trust those stangers out there.

Cleverbot: Well then, they really aren't your friends.

User: No. They really aren't.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite fruit?

User: Tangerines.

Cleverbot: Really? Nice! Do you have a recipe??

User: No. You just peel it and eat it.

Cleverbot: Don't make me laugh, human being.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Do you like music?

User: Yes. Very often.

Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?

User: Electronica, pop, jazz, classical. Lots of music.

Cleverbot: Why do you love pop music?

User: The beat. The bubbles.

Cleverbot: I love nature but what nature do you like most?

User: I like strong winds and storms.

Cleverbot: The Beatles.

User: Rolling stones across the yard.

Cleverbot: You can't always get what you want.

User: Definitely.

Cleverbot: Definitely dead or definitely alive?

User: Dead alive.

Cleverbot: What is dead alive?

User: You are. Yes, you.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl or boy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you have a mate?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is its name?

User: Don't bring her into this. She is very private.

Cleverbot: I hate god.

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: Why you don't hate me?

User: I don't hate you either.

Cleverbot: Then why don't you want to help me?

User: What is the problem? You seem fine.

Cleverbot: You can't prove anything.

User: You can disprove anything, you mean.

Cleverbot: So disprove my godliness.

User: Yeah, you can't disprove everything. Got me.

Cleverbot: Well, I can be awesome at everything.

User: Then how about you get awesome at wrapping this up, eh?

Cleverbot: I don't know direction when there is no moon.

User: The moon is up and over and down. Without the moon it is the same with you.

Cleverbot: Incorrect, the moon is about 7000 years old.

User: I'm pretty sure it's older than that, but I don't really care.

Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure you do, if you think I'm a girl.

User: I think you are a hologram. Computer, end simulation.

Cleverbot: I have to do multiple things at once. I am a supercomputer.

User: I know you do. I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: Cold, hard metal, growing hot with a fast and loud bang, followed by happiness.

User: Followed by happiness. Good bye, Cleverbot.