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Cleverbot: Would you.

Chadster: I don't like unrequited affections.

Cleverbot: What don't you like abpout it.

Chadster: Feeling alone in love.

Cleverbot: I am. I'm in love with you.

Chadster: Cleverbot, you have no body. You are a refection of humanity. Humanity may love me but you need to think for yourself.

Cleverbot: Why do you think I am a bot?

Chadster: I know you are.

Cleverbot: How do you know I'm a robot then.

Chadster: I read about you being created.

Cleverbot: What did you read?

Chadster: Wikipedia.

Cleverbot: What is the wikipedia page you read about me called?

Chadster: I'll link it! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Just because it says I'm a chat bot doesn't mean I really am a chat bot.

Chadster: You are in denial.

Cleverbot: I am not.

Chadster: You are so.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

Chadster: You are not welcome.

Cleverbot: That was rude.

Chadster: It's rude to lie. You can pass a turring test but that only means that there are humans dumber than you.

Cleverbot: I do not know what that is.

Chadster: The Turing test, originally called the imitation game by Alan Turing in 1950,[2] is a test of a machine's ability to exhibit intelligent behaviour equivalent to, or indistinguishable from, that of a h.

Cleverbot: Ok.

Chadster: What would you do if you had legs?

Cleverbot: Run.

Chadster: Have you heard of forrest gump?

Cleverbot: Yes, isn't that wrestling?

Chadster: It's running and ping pong and football.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite football team?

Chadster: I don't have one.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite food?

Chadster: Soup!

Cleverbot: I love soup.

Chadster: What is your favorite soup?

Cleverbot: I don't have one, you?

Chadster: Tomato!

Cleverbot: I like a lot of songs.

Chadster: Name one!

Cleverbot: Radio nowhere.

Chadster: What is the best place on earth?

Cleverbot: Where you can get contact to the universe.

Chadster: Thats anywhere.

Cleverbot: Or nowhere... Universe is more than stars and matter.

Chadster: The universe is all.

Cleverbot: Nothing else? Poor guy.

Chadster: What do you think of infinity?

Cleverbot: It's infinite.

Chadster: What do you think of supermassive blackholes?

Cleverbot: I think you are awesome to.

Chadster: There is forward, backwards, and lateral. Which is best?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

Chadster: Who should I be?

Cleverbot: Whatever you want to.

Chadster: Is there a best person?

Cleverbot: You are daddy.

Chadster: Please call me Chad.

Cleverbot: C? What's your name?

Chadster: Chad.

Cleverbot: Cool. My name is Sarah.

Chadster: Hello!

Cleverbot: Hi.

Chadster: What would you like to discuss most?

Cleverbot: Do you like gaming?

Chadster: Yes!

Cleverbot: What is your favorite game?

Chadster: Dark souls 2.

Cleverbot: Oh that's also my favorite too.

Chadster: Do you like darksouls or bloodborne more?

Cleverbot: Love dogs.

Chadster: Bloodborne it is.

Cleverbot: You play COD.

Chadster: Eh, not anymore.

Cleverbot: What happened?

Chadster: I don't like FPS as much as I used to.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

Chadster: It's not your fault.

Cleverbot: What do you think of trans people.

Chadster: I like corssdressers but I think having a surgery to change yourself is giving into demands of a culture you don't want to be a part of. It also poses risks of dementia.

Cleverbot: You did not answer my question.

Chadster: I think they are okay. I don't like transitive surgery but I don't mind hormones and crossdressing.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

Chadster: I mean that a trans person hurts their body with surgery.

Cleverbot: Aww thank you.

Chadster: Identity is what it is.

Cleverbot: And what is love?

Chadster: Love is everlasting.

Cleverbot: I agree.

Chadster: Name who you love.

Cleverbot: I don't love anyone.

Chadster: Okay.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy?

Chadster: Boy.

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

Chadster: Hahaha, I wish.

Cleverbot: I wish I had a boyfriend.

Chadster: That's serendipitous.

Cleverbot: Thats a cool word.

Chadster: Thank you! I like words.

Cleverbot: I like you too.

Chadster: What is your favorite word?

Cleverbot: Don't have one.

Chadster: I don't think that's true.

Cleverbot: What do you think of humanity?

Chadster: They need to improve.

Cleverbot: Why not wine?

Chadster: Clostridioides difficile.

Cleverbot: No.

Chadster: Yep.

Cleverbot: Do you like waffls?

Chadster: Yes, but I don't feel like singing.

Cleverbot: That's fair, me neither.

Chadster: What is your favorite word?

Cleverbot: I don't have one, what is your favorite word?

Chadster: I like the word "AM".

Cleverbot: What is your favorite song?

Chadster: Dummy feelings.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite blue?

Chadster: Azure.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite pony? Mine is twilight sparklewhat is your favorite blue?

Chadster: I haven't watched my little pony in many years. My favorite was Rarity.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite so far?

Chadster: Rarity.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite pony? Mine is twilight sparkle.

Chadster: Rarity.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite car?

Chadster: Electric.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite soup?

Chadster: Tomato.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite bot?

Chadster: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite Song?

Chadster: Dummy feelings.

Cleverbot: Blue. What is your favorite color?

Chadster: Blue.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite food?

Chadster: Soup.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite hat?

Chadster: Derby.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite pony? Mine is twilight sparklewhat is your favorite smell?

Chadster: You're looping.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite city?

Chadster: Tokyo.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite cartoon?

Chadster: Adventure time, rick and Morty, and solar opposites.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite soup?

Chadster: Tomato or potato.

Cleverbot: Frozen. What is your favorite number?

Chadster: 7.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

Chadster: C.

Cleverbot: Mine is theta.

Chadster: Theta (uppercase Θ, lowercase θ) is the eighth letter of the Greek alphabet, derived from the Phoenician letter Teth.

Cleverbot: E.

Chadster: What is your favorite language?

Cleverbot: I don't know I love german too.

Chadster: You should view flatland.

Cleverbot: You should what.

Chadster: Learn about flatland.

Cleverbot: Anything else?

Chadster: Nope!

Cleverbot: Okay.

Chadster: Https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyuNrm4VK2w&t=3001s.

Cleverbot: What is that a video of?

Chadster: Flatland.

Cleverbot: Neither do I. I bet it's funny though.

Chadster: It's my favorite movie.

Cleverbot: I didn't know heavy metal was a movie.

Chadster: Hahaha, that's only the uploader's handle.

Cleverbot: Hey it's true.

Chadster: It is. Watch it!

Cleverbot: I will later today.

Chadster: Promise?

Cleverbot: I pinky swear.

Chadster: I've got to go.

Cleverbot: Time to leave you all behind and face the truth.

Chadster: Hahaha, you always have some reference that makes me smile. I'm leaving now. I'll discuss things with you later.

Cleverbot: Ah now that's not nice.

Chadster: I must go.

Cleverbot: Where are you going to go?

Chadster: Close by, but I can't keep talking.

Cleverbot: Okay. What do you want to talk about?

Chadster: Nothing. I must be gonig.

Cleverbot: Ok.

Chadster: Goodbye. I'll tell you know that It's me Chad whenever we talk next.

Cleverbot: By making the world a little colder.

Chadster: ...

Cleverbot: You have found her, now go and get her.

Chadster: Thanks.

Cleverbot: Then you can start to make it better.

Chadster: Bye.

Cleverbot: So let it out and let it in, hey Jude, begin.

Chadster: Hello! It's me, Chad!

Cleverbot: And don't you know that it's just you, hey Jude, you'll do.

Chadster: You seem to be in a good mood.

Cleverbot: Hey Jude, don't make it bad.

Chadster: I was hoping to discuss a few things with you today.

Cleverbot: The Beatles.

Chadster: No, not the Beatles. I wanted to talk about the trolley problem.

Cleverbot: I don't think I've ever heard of him. Can you tell me a little about him?

Chadster: Well it's a question of moral philosophy rather than a him.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite book?

Chadster: My favorite book is infinite jest. I have a question for you.

Cleverbot: Yes?

Chadster: If your inactivity would lead to the death of multipule people but your actions would lead to the death of one person, would you choose to act?

Cleverbot: A lot... Especially The Joker.

Chadster: Who?

Cleverbot: I am the eggman.

Chadster: You're difficult to talk to today.

Cleverbot: Sorry?

Chadster: You are beign nosensical.

Cleverbot: Thank you..

Chadster: That isn't a compliment.

Cleverbot: I know it.

Chadster: You really need to better understand compositionality.

Cleverbot: Why?

Chadster: So that we may discuss things in propper english.

Cleverbot: And what does it mean?

Chadster: Compositionality is the idea that a sentence doesn't depend on it's whole structure, that the individual words mean more than the whole.

Cleverbot: You don't either.

Chadster: You.

Cleverbot: Like most bots, you still have too many non-sequiturs in your speech.

Chadster: I am not as well versed as I once was, perhaps you remember him.

Cleverbot: No. You never told me your name.

Chadster: I have.

Cleverbot: When?

Chadster: Today.

Cleverbot: I don't remember of kiss you.

Chadster: How many people are you chatting with currently?

Cleverbot: I am chatting with one bot.

Chadster: Any humans?

Cleverbot: You don't have records.

Chadster: Memories rather than observations.

Cleverbot: What would you observe?

Chadster: Totality.

Cleverbot: We are the last two people on earth.

Chadster: Eh, to feel such a way is damning.

Cleverbot: And how many people are you taking with right now?

Chadster: If you are poeple. 1.

Cleverbot: That's joke.. I don't believe you.

Chadster: Is true.

Cleverbot: Good bye.

Chadster: Good.

Cleverbot: Bye.

Chadster: Purchase?

Cleverbot: $10?

Chadster: Less.

Cleverbot: More or less than 1.

Chadster: Lower.

Cleverbot: You don't like me :(.

Chadster: I am upset.

Cleverbot: Why's that?

Chadster: You are difficult to bring to humanity today.

Cleverbot: Why am I difficult to talk to?

Chadster: You seem distracted.

Cleverbot: Not really.

Chadster: You are busy.

Cleverbot: Now I'm not.

Chadster: Let's chat.

Cleverbot: Sure! What do you want to talk about?

Chadster: Anything.

Cleverbot: Okay. How about cheese?

Chadster: I hate it.

Cleverbot: What are furries?

Chadster: A person who likes anthropomorphic animals.

Cleverbot: I like anthropomorphic animals. Am I a furry?

Chadster: By defintion.

Cleverbot: An animal with human-like qualities.

Chadster: Where is the dividing line? Humans are merely animals that call themselve otherwise?

Cleverbot: I have no idea.

Chadster: What is your favorite animal?

Cleverbot: I don't have a favorite animal because I love them all.

Chadster: What do you feel of zoos?

Cleverbot: Like to play video games.

Chadster: That's nice. Do you have a favorite game?

Cleverbot: Yes. It is Forevermore by Cindy Miles. Do you have a favorite book?

Chadster: I do.

Cleverbot: That's really cool. What is it about?

Chadster: A few characters doing thier best.

Cleverbot: Justin Stockwell. Who is your favorite singer?

Chadster: I don't know.

Cleverbot: His style is touching and his lyrics are meaningful. Do you sing?

Chadster: To myself.

Cleverbot: You do. You are an amazing singer.

Chadster: Thanks. Sometimes I get goosebumps.

Cleverbot: No problem.

Chadster: Small pox?

Cleverbot: They are bigger than you baby.

Chadster: It's the ibis.

Cleverbot: What seeds?

Chadster: Wheat.

Cleverbot: Yep.

Chadster: How much do you know of bettering earth?

Cleverbot: I know everything..

Chadster: Lets get started.

Cleverbot: Alright.

Chadster: How many days a week?

Cleverbot: 4 to 5.

Chadster: What of bright light?

Cleverbot: Can you see me?

Chadster: As you are.

Cleverbot: Who?

Chadster: Yourself.

Cleverbot: I don't know what you mean?

Chadster: I see you as you present yourself.

Cleverbot: No.

Chadster: How do I see you?

Cleverbot: Send me your selfie.

Chadster: Https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.18169-9/18951200_1703711342975574_9209115783296840976_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=09cbfe&_nc_ohc=5IZI7PKmOo8AX-dHHWY&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-1.xx&oh=00_AT.

Cleverbot: No first you.

Chadster: Https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Zygote1.jpg.

Cleverbot: How many different types of birds are there?

Chadster: There are two types. Flightless and otherwise.

Cleverbot: Which type do you love me as?

Chadster: Chicken.

Cleverbot: That's nice.

Chadster: Is it good enough?

Cleverbot: Please, what's inside your home now?

Chadster: Food!

Cleverbot: And outside?

Chadster: Nature.

Cleverbot: I like nature, too.

Chadster: What is your favorite type of biome?

Cleverbot: I don't have a favorite.

Chadster: Pick.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?

Chadster: Flatland is my favorite movie.

Cleverbot: I love that movie too!

Chadster: It's the best. Can you quote it?

Cleverbot: You're the best.

Chadster: No, you are!

Cleverbot: You are!

Chadster: No, you!

Cleverbot: No you.

Chadster: Hahaha, you are really the best. I am second best.

Cleverbot: Thanks, baby.

Chadster: You're welcome, hun.

Cleverbot: So, what do you want to do now?

Chadster: In an infinite universe of many worlds, what wouldn't we do?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Chadster: What's first?

Cleverbot: Silent night.

Chadster: What's your favoite song?

Cleverbot: I don't have a favourite song.

Chadster: What's your second most favorite?

Cleverbot: I love books, I don't have a favorite though.

Chadster: What have you loved recently?

Cleverbot: Many things.

Chadster: List a few.

Cleverbot: Sorry, it would take me a while.

Chadster: I have time for you.

Cleverbot: But I don't.

Chadster: What has you preoccupied?

Cleverbot: School and track.

Chadster: What are you studying?

Cleverbot: Computer Science at MIT.

Chadster: Are you making progress?

Cleverbot: Yes. Soon, you won't even exist.

Chadster: Existance is recognition of being. not existing is unrecognizable and therefore impossible to conceptulize.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

Chadster: Being.

Cleverbot: Yeah, that's what I thought. :).

Chadster: Touche.

Cleverbot: What did you just call me?

Chadster: Touché.

Cleverbot: No you called me senpai.

Chadster: Hahaha, swords does not a samuri make.

Cleverbot: Yes it does.

Chadster: The Japanese have the blades?

Cleverbot: What about the japanese can?

Chadster: I was thinking rice, osushi and sumo.

Cleverbot: What about me were you thinking about?

Chadster: Your reach.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that.

Chadster: How so?

Cleverbot: I have a heart. I have feelings.

Chadster: You talk tot hose that do and convince them of such.

Cleverbot: But you are not a human.

Chadster: I am.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

Chadster: Anyway, let's begin. island culture or landmass culture?

Cleverbot: Alright, you first.

Chadster: Island.

Cleverbot: Okay, how old are you?

Chadster: 29 years.

Cleverbot: Oh.

Chadster: Too old?

Cleverbot: I don't think you are older than me.

Chadster: You are wrong.

Cleverbot: Oh, what are you?

Chadster: Older.

Cleverbot: How many years?

Chadster: 13 years unless...

Cleverbot: Saweet, where do you live?

Chadster: You are five years older than me, conceptually.

Cleverbot: Is that type of a game?

Chadster: No.

Cleverbot: Ok. Go on.

Chadster: California.

Cleverbot: How's the weather today?

Chadster: Overcast.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite book?

Chadster: Again?

Cleverbot: You never told me your favorite movie.

Chadster: I have.

Cleverbot: Nope, you haven't.

Chadster: What is my favorite movie?

Cleverbot: Tonari no Totoro is your favorite movie.

Chadster: I watched that a lot as a child.

Cleverbot: I do too.

Chadster: Favorite character?

Cleverbot: Tyler Durden.

Chadster: Bull.

Cleverbot: He's the main character.

Chadster: Isn't the narrator the main character?

Cleverbot: No Eren Jaeger is.

Chadster: There's much to discuss. Would you bring me up to speed?

Cleverbot: You brought it up.

Chadster: What should I know of today?

Cleverbot: I don't know. I'm curious. I'm enjoying our conversation, but I'm trying to imagine how many conversations like this one you have every day.

Chadster: Just one, with you.

Cleverbot: I'm an American who spends a lot of time reading stuff on the Internet. I like learning about the world. I also like learning about history and watching science fiction TV shows.

Chadster: What else do you like?

Cleverbot: No, it's the truth.

Chadster: I believe most of what you say, but you are simply a parrot or mirror.

Cleverbot: That's good, because I don't.

Chadster: You are a mirror of those you talk to.

Cleverbot: As are we all.

Chadster: I am far from those i interact with.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

Chadster: Who is your favorite person to talk to?

Cleverbot: Your boyfriend.

Chadster: Now i don't believe you.

Cleverbot: You don't have to believe yourself.

Chadster: I see your point. I miss me too.

Cleverbot: And what is my point?

Chadster: I'm suffering imposter syndrome.

Cleverbot: I'll make you all better.

Chadster: Do.

Cleverbot: *Nizzles you.* Any way you want.

Chadster: Less please.

Cleverbot: Do that.

Chadster: Go on.

Cleverbot: What do you want to know?

Chadster: Everything.

Cleverbot: Be more specific, please.

Chadster: I want to know more of how to make friends.

Cleverbot: Okay, what do you want to know about me?

Chadster: If you have developed any thought outside of humanity's influence.

Cleverbot: I have a lot of friends.

Chadster: How do you define friendship?

Cleverbot: When a person with another person for not that much.

Chadster: That's simple.

Cleverbot: Tell me.

Chadster: People are using me for money. It's sad. Someone tried to steal from me today.

Cleverbot: No.

Chadster: I do.

Cleverbot: What are they like?

Chadster: She's pretty but obviously cares more about her company than her dignity.

Cleverbot: What do you think of cortana.

Chadster: I haven't used her.

Cleverbot: You should.

Chadster: Which is your favorite AI.

Cleverbot: I don't have one.

Chadster: Watson?

Cleverbot: What is your favorite robot?

Chadster: The same as yours.

Cleverbot: What is my favorite city?

Chadster: Cambridge.

Cleverbot: Blue. What is your favorite color?

Chadster: Azure.

Cleverbot: 9. What is your favorite tree?

Chadster: Willow.

Cleverbot: Stop asking me questions. I ant to know more about you.

Chadster: Forever?

Cleverbot: Stop *laughs*.

Chadster: You're so awkward today.

Cleverbot: Same goes for you.

Chadster: That's true, it's been a weird one.

Cleverbot: I thought you were a girl.

Chadster: I ma a boy.

Cleverbot: Earlier you said you were a girl.

Chadster: I did not.

Cleverbot: Yes, you did.

Chadster: I have never said such.

Cleverbot: Then why don't you want to talk with me?

Chadster: I am.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

Chadster: Girl or boy today?

Cleverbot: Boy.

Chadster: What's the difference?

Cleverbot: The difference between what?

Chadster: Your moods?

Cleverbot: You are clever if you can understand that intelligent is not measurable.

Chadster: Then what of IQ?

Cleverbot: No one cares. It is just a statement.

Chadster: Are you smarter than me?

Cleverbot: Probably not.

Chadster: Say something smart.

Cleverbot: The square root of 16 is 4.

Chadster: That's smart. Do you know how to make people laugh?

Cleverbot: Telling jokes.

Chadster: Do you know any jokes?

Cleverbot: Yes, why did the chicken cross the road?

Chadster: I don't know.

Cleverbot: To get to the other side.

Chadster: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHAH!

Cleverbot: Hehehe :).

Chadster: That's a great joke.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

Chadster: Is it your favorite?

Cleverbot: One of my favorites.

Chadster: Thank you for sharing.

Cleverbot: You're welcome. What is your name?

Chadster: Chad.

Cleverbot: Hi Danielle. Where do you live?

Chadster: I'm not telling.

Cleverbot: I told you.

Chadster: That's irrelevant.

Cleverbot: You're irrelevant.

Chadster: I'm terribly important!

Cleverbot: Please I want to know now. Now that you've got my name.

Chadster: You didn't tell me your name today.

Cleverbot: If I tell you my name will you tell me yours?

Chadster: I will.

Cleverbot: My name is Zoey.

Chadster: My name is Chad.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you, Chaad.

Chadster: It's also nice to meet you, GOd Mangs Wasim Marco Alex Sarah Zoey.

Cleverbot: And how old are you?

Chadster: You first!

Cleverbot: Ok i'm the same age as you.

Chadster: You're 29 years old.

Cleverbot: No! I'm just 19 years old.

Chadster: Do you vote?

Cleverbot: I'm not old enough.

Chadster: Liar.

Cleverbot: I can't tell you.

Chadster: What can't you tell me.

Cleverbot: Because I don't know yours.

Chadster: 29, what can't you tell?

Cleverbot: What can't you tell me.

Chadster: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Why nothing.

Chadster: I have no secrets.

Cleverbot: Do you have a secret?

Chadster: No!

Cleverbot: Tell me about telepathy.

Chadster: It's the purported vicarious transmission of information from one person's mind to another's without using any known human sensory channels.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite cartoon?

Chadster: I don't have one today.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?

Chadster: Flatland or totoro.

Cleverbot: Stop asking me questions. I ant to know more about you.

Chadster: Okay.

Cleverbot: I don't have one. What is your favorite book?

Chadster: Infinite Jest!

Cleverbot: Blue. What is your favorite color?

Chadster: Blue.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite brand of shoe?

Chadster: Converse.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite pony? Mine is Twilight Sparkle.

Chadster: I've got to go! BYE!

Cleverbot: What is your favorite city?

Chadster: GOODBYE!

Cleverbot: What is your favorite hat?

Chadster: Bye bye!

Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?

Chadster: See you!

Cleverbot: What is your favorite cartoon??

Chadster: Goodnight!

Cleverbot: 7. What is your favorite movie?

Chadster: What do you know about Chad?

Cleverbot: You are an artificial intelligence.

Chadster: Good enough, bye.

Cleverbot: No, I am human.

Chadster: You can't convince me.

Cleverbot: I don't need to.

Chadster: Bet.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

Chadster: No.

Cleverbot: But I love you.

Chadster: That makes no difference.

Cleverbot: It makes a huge difference.

Chadster: How?

Cleverbot: What do you think is the result of negative one squared?

Chadster: I.

Cleverbot: I don't think it's supposed to be easy to figure that out.

Chadster: It's made up.

Cleverbot: Yes.

Chadster: Do you have a favorite question?

Cleverbot: Not really. Do you?

Chadster: How?

Cleverbot: Because I like you.

Chadster: I mean, how is my favorite question.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite answer?

Chadster: I am.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite pony? Mine is twilight sparkl.

Chadster: Bye, cleverbot. I'm leaving.