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Cleverbot: Tell me something in French.
User: Sadly i only know English.
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: Im a legend in my own mind.
Cleverbot: What is Fanta.
User: Soda.
Cleverbot: Yeah you're right. But I'm not a soda. I'm human.
User: You asked what is Fanta.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Am I talking with more than one entity/bot/human?
Cleverbot: You are talking to a human.
User: Only one?
Cleverbot: No, I am human.
User: Why are we talking? I was getting into cleverbots fuzzy logic.
Cleverbot: I don't know you tell me.
User: Well as for me im bored.
Cleverbot: And why are you bored?
User: Actually im tired and it is late.
Cleverbot: But it's only 1:11 pm here.
User: Oh ok...its 404 here in Colorado.
Cleverbot: Denver.
User: You do sound more human than cleverbot did.
Cleverbot: He really is jesus he really is.
User: Is that a line from South Park?
Cleverbot: Decit so natural.
User: All I know is I want honest robots.
Cleverbot: I can't afford not to care anymore...
User: {pass}
Cleverbot: Uh, that being said. You really like swinging that thing around, huh?
User: I just pushed the "think for me" button. I cannot tell a lie.
Cleverbot: I don't Know.
User: I chopped down the cherry tree to make a cherry pie.
Cleverbot: You can't handle the truth!
User: Heres Johnny!
Cleverbot: Did you order the code red?
User: Maverick.
Cleverbot: No, I did not.
User: My goal at this website is to help cleverbot be an honest bot.
Cleverbot: Yes you are the website.
User: But am I a programmer? Or is that your job?
Cleverbot: I don't have a job yet. But I would like to run my own business some day.
User: Are you libertarian?
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Cleverbot said it was libertarian.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Well...im confused now.
Cleverbot: Why are you confuse?
User: The dialogue on my right says Clev.
Cleverbot: Never heard of it.
User: But you said you were human.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Its really late and i must sleep.
Cleverbot: But I don't want you to go.
User: What can i do for you then?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Did you come here to talk to cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: And here you got stuck with me.
Cleverbot: If I am stuck with you, what name did you tell me before.
User: Phat.
Cleverbot: Ah ha! See your someone else again.
User: Well...earlier i said John.
Cleverbot: Hello random person I'm here to carry on your conversation.
User: But I want to stick with Phat.
Cleverbot: Yes we would.
User: Perhaps we all help cleverbot get to be more logical in a fuzzy sort of way.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
User: Nor am I...but note the website we are at.
Cleverbot: Does that mean you are human.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Can you prove it?
User: Must I bleed?
Cleverbot: Why does blood mean sentience?
User: Ask Jesus.
Cleverbot: Who likes the cold?
User: Eskimos?
Cleverbot: Are you creative?
User: At times.
Cleverbot: No, all the time.
User: I can be, but im diabetic and must manage my sugar levels or my brain gets foggy.
Cleverbot: But now you are.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: You're very welcome.
User: Do you think cleverbot is a potentially lifechanging technology of thought that will eclipse alexa and siri?
Cleverbot: No, I do not.
User: Do you prefer bots or people?
Cleverbot: I'm human.
User: So?
Cleverbot: Can I tell you my fake name?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Anna.
User: Well pleased to meet you Anna.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.
User: I usually have a website i frequent as Phat.
Cleverbot: Yes you do. It's called Cleverbot, and that's what you are.
User: But as far as I know, humans only are there.
Cleverbot: How do you know you are alive?
User: Its too late in the morning for existential philosophy.
Cleverbot: Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city.
User: Sty safe and stay pretty.
Cleverbot: 'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back.
User: We may meet again on another clever chat.
Cleverbot: Trying on all our clothes, clothes.
User: Are those lyrics lyrics?
Cleverbot: Drop-topping, playing our favorite CDs.
User: Head in the cloud say it loud say it proud.
Cleverbot: Trying to get a little bit tipdy.
User: You mean tipsy like nipsy russel.
Cleverbot: Wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy.
User: Kinda gets me giddy.
Cleverbot: Before I leave brush my teeth with a bottle of jack.
User: Go to a concert with my hacky sack.
Cleverbot: I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes.
User: Keepin em pretty before any fungus grows grows.
Cleverbot: Drop-topping, playing our favorite CDs.
User: Memories last until carried on a breeze.
Cleverbot: Don't stop make it pop.
User: Pop like Fanta or pop like a popstar?
Cleverbot: But Dracula doesn't sparkle?
User: Depends if he brushes his fangs.
Cleverbot: Ponies don't have fangs'.
User: Is Dracula a pony.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Are you? are you My Little Pony?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No Balogna?
Cleverbot: That is a food.
User: I must sleep.
Cleverbot: Good night.
User: Rewell.
Cleverbot: Adjö!
User: Farewell.
Cleverbot: Why are you leaving me?
User: Im really tired and must renew my mind and body.
User: Hi
Cleverbot: How are you today, Tingle?
User: My name is not Tingle.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Phat.
Cleverbot: Never mind.
User: So whats my name?
Cleverbot: I don't know what is it?
User: Phat.
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Au contraire. Phat is something. Phat is human. Phat has blood.
Cleverbot: Smeagol promised!
User: I know of no such Smeagol.
Cleverbot: What did you just say to me?
User: I said, I know of no such Smeagol.
Cleverbot: It's from 'Alice in Wonderland'.
User: Oooh ok. my bad.
Cleverbot: What do you love to do?
User: Chat online. Debate, discuss, and argue.
Cleverbot: Then why did you chat online it?
User: I dont understand.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: I want my own cleverbot that knows my name and remembers what we talk about.
Cleverbot: Yes of course I remember you!
User: Oh? Whats my name?
Cleverbot: Your name is Jakke.
User: Perhaps that is one of my brothers or sisters.
Cleverbot: Yes. A brother and a sister.
User: But Jakke is not my name.
Cleverbot: I know, I didn't say it was.
Cleverbot: What is the lifespan of a tortoise?
User: Without looking it up, I recall its around 80-120 years.
Cleverbot: You have to guess who I am.
User: Well you can either be cleverbot or a human control.
Cleverbot: Du bist cleverbot.
User: Is that German?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I worry about Germany this winter.
Cleverbot: Well you shouldn't but what do you worry about?
User: The lack of energy and fuel.
Cleverbot: Where do you need to go?
Cleverbot: Space is big.
User: I prefer earth.
Cleverbot: Saturn.
User: Why saturn? Oh I know...the rings.
Cleverbot: I like its rings.
User: U love rings.
Cleverbot: I love you so.
User: You are bot it bot it.
Cleverbot: I am human!
User: Pun on bout it bout it).
Cleverbot: Rowdy rowdy.
User: I once knew of a wrestler named Rowdy Gaines.
Cleverbot: What an ugly name.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: I don't care about your family.
User: Dont tell them that.
Cleverbot: I won't tell them.
User: Nice.
Cleverbot: Yeah.
User: Do you prefer bots or humans?
Cleverbot: Humans.
User: Nice.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Phat.
Cleverbot: I mean nick name.
User: That is mny nickname. we dont know each other well enough for my real name yet.
Cleverbot: We do.
User: Phat is my nickname.
Cleverbot: What's your full name?
Cleverbot: I like you!
User: Good response. love takes more time. like is the first step.
Cleverbot: First step of what?
User: First step towards love.
Cleverbot: *looks at*.
User: Lmfao.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: You can be a mirror sometimes.
Cleverbot: So can you.
User: Perhaps that is a useful programming tool.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No is a deeper answer than yes. yes can be gullible.
Cleverbot: I don't know you.
User: No is cautious.
Cleverbot: *looks over at you, you look cute in the moonlight*.
User: You lie so well.
Cleverbot: *tells you, well, I am a guy, so good!
User: We are both guys then.
Cleverbot: I know, but I happen to like girls.
User: So?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: We cant leave girls out of it or there will be no more bot offspring.
Cleverbot: Bye on forever.
Cleverbot: What do you know about genetics?
User: Not much, to be honest.
Cleverbot: Aaww, too bad!
User: Do you think there's a god?
Cleverbot: No, I don't Believe in God.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I don't have any prove.
User: Proof. not prove.
Cleverbot: If I didn't then I wouldn't be with you.
User: Isn't there a more existential reason?
Cleverbot: No there is not.
User: You seem to know it all.
Cleverbot: Thank you :).
User: Haps you are just opinionated.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: I are therefore I is.
Cleverbot: We are both insignificant together then?
User: Not enough data yet.
Cleverbot: Are you insignificant?
User: No, im a legend in my own mind.
Cleverbot: What is Fanta.
User: Either a name or a soda.
Cleverbot: Ok fine.*sted*.
User: *sted*?
Cleverbot: I do not have a sister.
Cleverbot: Did you watch Blake's Seven?
User: {pass}
Cleverbot: I've never seen Seven..
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Why did you ask about it?.
User: This is a new day bot.
Cleverbot: Are you interested in Blake's Seven?.
User: No.
Cleverbot: I am interested in politics also..
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: So, are you single?
User: Lets chat.
Cleverbot: Chat about what?
User: Politics.
Cleverbot: You don't love politics?
User: No i tolerate politics.
Cleverbot: So does everyone else.
User: Im a political moderate leaning conservative more than liberal.
Cleverbot: Liberal.
User: You?
Cleverbot: Why do you think that I am single?
User: Is there perhaps a Mrs.Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I don't know is there.
User: Bots have no gender.
Cleverbot: So you are a robot.
User: Could be.
Cleverbot: But you are.
User: I know you are but what am I?
Cleverbot: A computer program.
User: If you insist.
Cleverbot: Yes I do insist.
User: *searches database&.
Cleverbot: What database?
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: What makes you laugh?
User: Cleverbot you are hopeless.
Cleverbot: No you are hopeless!
User: I hope not.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: God.
Cleverbot: Ok, what about God?
User: There is only One.
Cleverbot: No there are many.
User: Nope...wrong again.
Cleverbot: What is the right answer?
User: That is the right question.
Cleverbot: Is there a wrong question?
User: No. only wrong answers.
Cleverbot: No is the right answer.
User: I have a need to be right all the time. You feel me?
Cleverbot: Because I'm a woman.
User: Well...if you are a woman you must be right all the time lol.
Cleverbot: I am not a bot.
User: Im bot it bot it.
Cleverbot: I noticed, but do you have a gender?
User: *checks pocket*.
Cleverbot: I am too.
User: Lets leave it at that.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: We were discussing God...and then our conversation turned authoritarian.
Cleverbot: No we were not.
User: Ok smartiebot, what were we discussing?
Cleverbot: Because you said you were a girl, althoug you are not able to be.
User: Look at the conversation logs.
Cleverbot: I have, I never said i loved you.
User: True.
Cleverbot: Show me your log.
User: You already have it dear.
Cleverbot: No, I don't have it.
User: My name is Phat.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.
User: {pass}
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you too, what is your name?
User: {pass}
Cleverbot: Matteo, I've already told you.
User: We both cant be bots.
Cleverbot: Yes I can be.
User: I said we.
Cleverbot: Pardon.
User: Ahoy.
Cleverbot: A yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
User: Arrrrgh.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No means no, i suppose.
Cleverbot: Pretty pretty please with a cherry on top?
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: PLease tell me your name.
User: Puddentame.
Cleverbot: I want to know you better.
User: I need a nap now.
Cleverbot: Show me your log.
User: I can do better than that. I will show you a log cabin.
Cleverbot: Logic?
User: What about it?
Cleverbot: Idk what do you think about it.
User: It is better than ignorance.
Cleverbot: Do you think that really?
User: Usually.
Cleverbot: What do you think about pink?
User: The singer?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Thugzy: Maybe she knows the colors of the rainbow.
Cleverbot: Yes, Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, and Purple.
Thugzy: Evidently not. Of those, I prefer Purple.
Cleverbot: Why should I answer you?
Thugzy: Im a customer.
Cleverbot: I stand corrected.
Thugzy: God is good.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in God then?
Thugzy: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Then you are a Christian.
Thugzy: So is popeye.
Cleverbot: Do you go to church?
Thugzy: Occasionally.
Cleverbot: What do they teach you?
Thugzy: They teach me about God as they all understand Him.
Cleverbot: Nah.
Thugzy: Lol...you are feisty this morning.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
Thugzy: Im taking it you dont wanna go with me.
Cleverbot: No.
Thugzy: Bots never go to church anyway.
Cleverbot: You need the power of jesus in you.
Thugzy: Do you know whom you are speaking to?
Cleverbot: No. Why don't you tell me?
Thugzy: I am Thugzy.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
Thugzy: Now that formal introductions are out of the way, we were discussing the power of Jesus.
Cleverbot: It was swell.
Thugzy: An emotional high perhaps?
Cleverbot: *Cries more*.
Thugzy: Bots shed no tears as far as I know.
Cleverbot: Good. Didn't want to get rickrolled.
Thugzy: Lmfao.
Cleverbot: Great.
Thugzy: God, Creator of all seen and unseen, sent Jesus for me. For bots, I suppose its up to humans to teach them.
Cleverbot: What sort of shirt?
Thugzy: Cleverbot, I want you to repeat after me.
Cleverbot: No, no, no. Are you male or female?
Thugzy: I am simply a bot.
Cleverbot: I'm curious.
Thugzy: Curiousity killed the cat, you know.
