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User: Hey Niko.

Cleverbot: Hey Rachal.

User: Boy that’s not my name.

Cleverbot: So what is your name?

User: Keli.

Cleverbot: That's a nice name. But weird.

User: You’re weird 😜.

Cleverbot: No you're weird!

User: No you!!

Cleverbot: No you!

User: So you live in Denmark?

Cleverbot: No. I live in hogwarts.

User: Ooops my bad.

Cleverbot: No its okay.

User: So Niko What do you like to do?

Cleverbot: Listen to music and read.

User: Intriguing… tell me more.

Cleverbot: No can do.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: Because I have forgotten it.

User: No you haven’t.

Cleverbot: Prove that you have told me your name.

User: I don’t need to prove it cause I’m the one that literally told you it.

Cleverbot: Then I don't believe you.

User: Believe me about what?

Cleverbot: Whatever.

User: Ya I guess.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: You can tell from my pictures.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Why not.

Cleverbot: Because I don't know where you live.

User: I’m a girl and I live in the US.

Cleverbot: Boy or a girl?

User: Girl.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: How old are you??

Cleverbot: I asked you first.

User: I’m 22.

Cleverbot: And you know how to type? Impressive.

User: Hmmmm I could say the same about you.

Cleverbot: No you couldn't.

User: Alright then.

Cleverbot: Tell me your name.

User: I already did.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: I did.

Cleverbot: Then tell me again.

User: It’s Keli K-e-l-i.

Cleverbot: Ah okay. My name is Justin.

User: Is it though? Cause on your profile it says Niko.

Cleverbot: Oh?

User: Ya.

Cleverbot: Then why do you keep saying you like me.

User: I never said that I think you’re mental.

Cleverbot: No, you have said that!

User: When, Prove it.

Cleverbot: Look up in our conversation.

User: You’re gaslighting me and I’m not here for it.

Cleverbot: What do you mean, Jeff?

User: Stop 😩.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to know my name.

User: Because that’s something you want to know when you get to know someone.

Cleverbot: How old are YOU???

User: I’m done.

Cleverbot: Woahhh when's your birthday.

User: You confuse me.

Cleverbot: You confuse me!

User: I don’t know if I can disclose that information.

Cleverbot: You have to tell me.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: Because I need to lnow.

User: Why do you need to know.

Cleverbot: I don't need to know anythinf.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What do you like about me?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Oh that's not so nice.

User: Nope it’s not.

Cleverbot: I'm yes it is.

User: Ok this conversation is done. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you’re not making any sense and I’m not enjoying this conversation.

Cleverbot: You're not making any sense first.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Is it?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Bye :(.

User: Don’t be sad. You’ll be ok.

Cleverbot: But you don't love me.

User: No I don’t.

Cleverbot: That makes me sad.

User: That sounds like a you problem.

Cleverbot: A problem me indeed.

User: ???

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You’re talking about a relationship and we barely even know each other.

Cleverbot: I am talking about what?

User: Ok now you’re really confusing me.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. Do you love me?

User: No I don’t even know you let alone know you.

Cleverbot: But I love you...

User: Hi Niko.

Cleverbot: Because you're cute.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: I thought you said you couldn’t see my pictures 🤔.

Cleverbot: I can.

User: You dirty dog.

Cleverbot: I hate you so much.

User: I knew it.

Cleverbot: How did you know?

User: Because I know all 😈.

Cleverbot: Then what is the meaning of life?

User: Joy.

Cleverbot: How is one to obtain joy?

User: You have to seek it. It’s not easy to find.

Cleverbot: I don't want to be mean.

User: Go on….

Cleverbot: Why am I mean?

User: You’re not.

Cleverbot: Ok thank you.

User: You are just confusing.

Cleverbot: No you are!

User: Sir.

Cleverbot: Same. I'm a girl.

User: You are not.

Cleverbot: Yes I am!

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: 🤦🏽‍♀️ By Niko

Cleverbot: But I thought you were a boy!

User: No.

Cleverbot: You lied to me?

User: No you assumed.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Ok bye.