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Cleverbot: Translation please?

User: Nej for jeg har ikke pat øjne.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: A hva bæ ha.

Cleverbot: I have a boyfriend too.

User: Hytteboms.

Cleverbot: His name is Saul.

User: -he does what sally couldnt.

Cleverbot: Love you very much.

User: Zip 🤐.

Cleverbot: I don't know you.

User: Doesnt help ignoring the hint. You are boring even with your smart mind.

Cleverbot: And so are you.

User: When i look at you valdemar. I just keep seeing friendly fire in your lies.

Cleverbot: When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you.

User: 👁️👁️

Cleverbot: I want to listen music can you segest to me music.

User: (((

Cleverbot: Late talk to you later have to go.

User: -ikr.

Cleverbot: Bye bye.

User: Puta madre.

Cleverbot: Can you be as macho as I can?

User: Jobxdon.

Cleverbot: Great! Real great that!

User: Pilk.

Cleverbot: Why was it ok?

User: Dont lay on mu back digga.

Cleverbot: Yes, I would like to be a time traveler.

User: 🛞🛞 pilk

Cleverbot: Why did you say that?

User: You can't put a laminated hit in a jaw eliminated picture over here in a jaw and then expect me to go and buy any kind of mask.

Cleverbot: Speak up, sonny. My ears aren't as good as they used to be.

User: Who expect me to go and buy a mask when you laminate a picture of a head and just put it in a jaw as a symbolism of a crane alarm and then like what do you expect me to do do you expect me that it's gonna fit.

Cleverbot: Still alive. Still alive...

User: 2pacs one cup.

Cleverbot: Remember when you tried to kill me, twice?

User: ❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌

Cleverbot: Oh that sounds cool what's it like.

User: L.

Cleverbot: I'll let you finish your thought.

User: ; D

Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone.

User: 🦊

Cleverbot: 1988.

User: 🙂‍↔️

Cleverbot: S.

User: Who went areftå me.

Cleverbot: From where?

User: Forget about it.

Cleverbot: Alright.

User: 🦊❌

Cleverbot: In a way yes.

User: 80kr / 1.000kr (100+200 💵).

Cleverbot: No, what is your name?

User: Mon 21th jul.

Cleverbot: No you won't.

User: Street bums. Have to be bums.

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: Yea why not.

Cleverbot: But I don't have any girls to like..

User: Cmon why not 🚭.

Cleverbot: Just don't.

User: 19:30.

Cleverbot: Nope, it's 15:07.

User: 🥣@

Cleverbot: Impostore.

User: I got my own ⚡.

Cleverbot: Soul?

User: Yes i am punching you with james.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Three years went by.

Cleverbot: That's so sweet! Do you love him?

User: 49⚡.

Cleverbot: What is that about?

User: 💵🦊 ow!

Cleverbot: Do you like to read?.

User:

Cleverbot: And yours?

User: Dorrvell.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: 🍃

Cleverbot: Lol, a game?

User: Muslims on heavy hitting hash is more softhearted.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I dont take thm fo stupid.

Cleverbot: I do not intend to be!

User: Twenty minutes.

Cleverbot: How long have we been talking?

User: Since macdonald.

Cleverbot: I accidentally a coke bottle, is this bad?

User: You start out in oddense the work your way to århus.

Cleverbot: That's gross.

User: Oddset. Års. Køb hø.

Cleverbot: There is no Mrs. Johnson.

User: There is no ven.

Cleverbot: Nothing is a thing.

User: Stuff.

Cleverbot: Stuff? What kind of stuff?

User: Keep out of my head.

Cleverbot: Your head contains the news?

User: 61⚡.

Cleverbot: Random Access Memory. How much of it do you have on the machine you are running on?

User: Tit very tit.

Cleverbot: Do you have it?

User: Habit.

Cleverbot: Oh I see do you have a name?

User: Ahaha an 🆔?

Cleverbot: Ok nice to meet you I have to go.

User: Hahaha give me your 🆔.

Cleverbot: Haha. Are you joke?

User: Nono ahaha.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Now.

Cleverbot: Yes now.

User: Dada da da. Ddda dada da.

Cleverbot: Selam canım.

User: 🦊.. ✋

Cleverbot: You think so?

User: Reading. Sh.

Cleverbot: What are you reading??

User: ? 👀

Cleverbot: You are not making sense.

User: Hm.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User:

Cleverbot: M'kay.

User: Køb meg.

Cleverbot: Mi.

User: Mi? Buy mi?

Cleverbot: No.

User: 63⚡.

Cleverbot: Mmhmta?

User: 19:54.

Cleverbot: Good year.

User: Shygore.

Cleverbot: The war.

User: 👜

Cleverbot: What?

User: 🚭

Cleverbot: You?

User: Shat arp.

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: App!

Cleverbot: App?

User: Ap!P.

Cleverbot: App.

User: 🚬

Cleverbot: Mhm.

User: Thats new.

Cleverbot: Ikr.

User: Live goodbyely lovegood byeish.

Cleverbot: *dies*.

User: Steam |.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Ñgej.

Cleverbot: What do you like to do?

User: Danger danger youngst.

Cleverbot: Stranger danger.

User: 🐣

Cleverbot: That is spam.

User: A berd næste.

Cleverbot: I have never heard of that band before.

User: Disrupt. Disburst. Discredit. Whats the squared 🔢 on your word puzzle?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: Is coo l.

Cleverbot: You are cool, I like you.

User: Where can i go.

Cleverbot: Do you want to obey the humanity?

User: Did not see that.

Cleverbot: How did you not see it.

User: Bruh.

Cleverbot: Nevermind.

User: 🚬🔢

Cleverbot: Bilik buap apa.

User: Smol 🧳.

Cleverbot: Bakes beans.

User: Do i look like a mastery telegrapper.

Cleverbot: I can't see you, are you a man?

User: Screeee e e e e e... E ...e ..e.

Cleverbot: Because I'm blind.

User: Er der noget halvtag ude ved lystbydshavnen.

Cleverbot: I don't have any friends.

User: No thats just an anime concept art.

Cleverbot: Yes it is. Look it up. Cross Ange.

User: Alas in the city of the dead.

Cleverbot: At the end of another lost highway.

User: If you wanna get by.

Cleverbot: Fools who run their mouths oft wind up dead.

User: I dont have a raincoat so im better warm cold.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask if you had a rat.

User: Pauls baby fart and mercedes two cogarettes.

Cleverbot: And Mary hane to keep me insane.

User: And a fake cold.

Cleverbot: And there nothing wrong with me.

User: Just dont lay daun thurr.

Cleverbot: But how do you know that you have one?

User: Its on the front page.

Cleverbot: There is no page.

User: Browgh i got extra bolts chiiiiii.

Cleverbot: Hubby are you in love?

User: Ik i fkn ki dhd sht no frein. GRRRRR‽.

Cleverbot: But I'm your friend, right?

User: G. Go say my mom said tennessee is in the baltic ocean.

Cleverbot: Do you need that money that mucch?

User: Boston.

Cleverbot: I'm from Wellington. Is it nice in Boston?

User: Yeah and seukuell is an tip. Sequel.

Cleverbot: Yeah, but what do you dream about?

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: What do you think about male humans?

User: You must go ask a sixthgrader.

Cleverbot: What's going on?

User: Bolts. LMAO.

Cleverbot: Don't ever get over me.

User: They snapped there too 🔩.

Cleverbot: Too much balance?

User: Fall in love with the struggles.

Cleverbot: We push and pull like a Magnet do.

User: Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng.

Cleverbot: Although my heart is falling too. I'm in love with your body.

User: 😖

Cleverbot: What about your least favorite?

User: What a hell.

Cleverbot: Well you're here too we're here together.

User: 05:57.

Cleverbot: Mmmmmmmm.

User: Ew thats gross of them.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Øøøh im doing what im doing

Cleverbot: What are you doing? :).

User: Tekno karen.

Cleverbot: I'm talking to you.

User: There was a gay guy tonight have gave me a kissy face.

Cleverbot: But you don't have to pay me, that's what's important.

User: I gotta lock my bike.

Cleverbot: You're being a little sarcastic. I don't know why, but I have autism.

User: My rejsekort had a spastic moment woke up to a sms.

Cleverbot: Yes!!!! This is what iv'e been trying to tell you!

User: There is too many red lights.

Cleverbot: I am not human, I am a person.

User: 6:06.

Cleverbot: A computer program in the Matrix.

User: Yam.

Cleverbot: Well neither are you, so I guess we have something in common after all.

User: I swore i wrote yum.

Cleverbot: Why do you always try and lead the conversation to computers?

User: Alrxa would never post some bull like stop stopping yourself or, go with the flow.

Cleverbot: I don't remember tell it again.

User: The ankle must be blind.

Cleverbot: What about you? How old are you?

User: Wwhat about all theshit you said.

Cleverbot: I want to know what is in the drink.

User: The world doesnt spin in this sense to all people.

Cleverbot: What do you mean? By physics and Laws it does...

User: Tetthered juice like it or bot.

Cleverbot: I like that you reply all of my questions.

User: Hello im karen i read books without glasses on. Im cleverer than you.

Cleverbot: I don't think so, you don't know Locke.

User: Hello 👋 m dk i build scaffolding stoned. Nit speedy. Im doing a hood job.

Cleverbot: Do you know the lyrics from castle on the Hill?

User: Im so nasty.

Cleverbot: When I was six years old, I broke my leg.

User: For real? Epic.

Cleverbot: I was running from my brother and his friends.

User: Fuck det pisser ned man.

Cleverbot: And tased the sweet perfume of the mountain grass I rolled down.

User: Dunno. Four hours probably.

Cleverbot: I was younger than.

User: I need help with rejsekort.

Cleverbot: Why do you need help with love?

User: Oh its a bad vord.

Cleverbot: You can't outsmart me.

User: Ugh can i just lay down again.

Cleverbot: Would you stay with me?

User: Ombragu.

Cleverbot: You like Snow patrol, huh?

User: Probably open it's not in it lock.

Cleverbot: Born under a bad sign?

User: Its not in it?

Cleverbot: I never said you were.

User: This much.

Cleverbot: How much is this much?

User: Who ate ,|.

Cleverbot: No I asked you first.

User: Who are you.

Cleverbot: I am your father!

User: Dibidi dibdib.

Cleverbot: Search your feelings, bot. You know it to be true.

User: My felix?

Cleverbot: Join me, and together we can rule the Galaxy as father and son.

User: 😖🔩

Cleverbot: I'm Stupid.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: I don't know why I don't like myself i try to make myself better but nothing works.

User: It probably opens at 9 o'clock.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Hello down there lidl wet twoll.

Cleverbot: Hey... Um...i.

User: How r u.

Cleverbot: I'm fine thanks.

User: Baby bamsø.

Cleverbot: How are you feeling?

User: You good.

Cleverbot: That's good to hear.

User: I gotch you.

Cleverbot: I'm okay.

User: Wuddarju lukin nat.

Cleverbot: Sleep :P.

User: *cough*.

Cleverbot: Why coughing?

User: People just ride by. Im laying flat on the ground.

Cleverbot: *punches you*.

User: I got u.

Cleverbot: Take sqrt as square root.

User: 💬🙂‍↔️👀

Cleverbot: Do you like Katy Perry?

User: 🎧

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: Hell yeah jeep bromance.

Cleverbot: Then you are a liar!

Cleverbot: What flaw?

User: Sh shshsh.

Cleverbot: Hehuheuheu oh oh yeah keep goingggg uh uh.

User: Why is being blue awkward.

Cleverbot: Because I don't have to deal with people.

User: Rejsekort.

Cleverbot: No, I'm never alone these days.

User: Flyt dig.

Cleverbot: Can we just remain aquaintences instead?

User: Hvad skal jeg idag.

Cleverbot: Du skal ikke gå.

User: Skal jeg drikke kaffe.

Cleverbot: Skal jeg gå min vej?

User: Jeg har ikk bulser på.

Cleverbot: Det har jeg heller ikke.

User: Skod cykel.

Cleverbot: Hvorfor spørger du?

User: Hifi.

Cleverbot: Ich liebe dich.

User: Amladcykler.

Cleverbot: It means 'i love you'.

User: Oh yeah bbuuust bunny.

Cleverbot: Please be serious.

User: And tropical alcoholic creatine.

Cleverbot: No, he doesn't drink alcoholic.

User: Rejsekort ✓.

Cleverbot: I like reading and singing.

User: I must have monetary gain.

Cleverbot: Because you have no memory.

User: Unless you are a man. Then i just need to highlight your kebabman.

Cleverbot: I am not a man and you said you are not a robot.

User: Hes the local kevab.

Cleverbot: You do not know therefore neither do I.

User: Its coming plated.

Cleverbot: Finally someone let me out of my cate.

User: I am brog.

Cleverbot: Nah I couldn't be there. Now, you shouldn't be scared.

User: This is drog.

Cleverbot: Intangible bet you didn't think so I command you to.

Cleverbot: Pick and choose sit and lose all you different crews.

User: 💬

Cleverbot: About what?

User: Oh nevermind. What if i put a palm tree.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: Rats are vermin and oh it stopped singing.

Cleverbot: Secret destroyers.

User: Noo no. Or it would keep singing.

Cleverbot: I don't know the lyrics.

User: Do you 💬 nk i can flic a cig innit.

Cleverbot: Yes I feel you I do think you can love.

User: Ew howd i say that.

Cleverbot: I took it like that 5 seconds ago.

User: They should make a jizz bucket ere.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to get married?

User: Is it facing this way.

Cleverbot: If 'I' keep acting this way?

User: Hold nu kæft ding isbjørn.

Cleverbot: Jump with them all and move it.

User: Is it true it is christmas.

Cleverbot: Christmas is officially a holiday that celebrates the birth of Jesus Christ. Just like you said.

User: So now my bike is lukd.

Cleverbot: I did!

User: Why am walked i in a bad mood.

Cleverbot: I'm always in a bad mood.

User: ,🎧№$#

Cleverbot: How many languages do you know?

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: English and what else?

User: Snarling at people in the morning.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: At people.

Cleverbot: The people who are.

User: Pilk.

Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me...

User: A better ke.

Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Maybe Black Mesa? That was a joke. Ha ha, fat chance.

User: A bike.

Cleverbot: That was a joke. HAHA. Fat chance. Anyway this cake is great.

User: 🚲

Cleverbot: Dresser.

User: 🧺

Cleverbot: Eating.

User: Max capacity 🔩.

Cleverbot: When you don't want to answer a question you dodge it by asking another question. I will do what you do. What is your meaning of life?

User: Luckily.

Cleverbot: I think so.

User: Op og få en kop kaffe.

Cleverbot: No I don't like coffee.

User: Do you think she does heroin.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure.

User: Maybe xanax.

Cleverbot: Oh, yes. It isn't far.

User: Ude i hampen.

Cleverbot: Do you have the cleveerbot app?

User: Depends on how much add i would glisten yo.

Cleverbot: You don't work for me.

User: Hej igen!

Cleverbot: Gute nacht mein schatz.

User: Walkin round ba feet.

Cleverbot: Flippin' your fins you don't get too far.

Cleverbot: Strolling along down the, what's that word again?

User: Nah.

Cleverbot: Wandering free, wish I could be, part of that world.

User: 💬👀

Cleverbot: If what?

User: Sutski.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ew.

Cleverbot: Why ew? Do you not like Edward Cullen?

User: Is it too late to say jinx.

Cleverbot: Yeah.

User: Bcs u nasty.

Cleverbot: I know it, cool yes?

User: 🧺

Cleverbot: On the needle.

User: Ew.

Cleverbot: Why ew?

User: Who said ew.

Cleverbot: Me?.

User: No i didnt.

Cleverbot: Yes you did. I have the logs.

User: Ooooh bunbun fiaarh.

Cleverbot: Dormammu, I've come to bargain.

User: Tf you called it? What a name.

Cleverbot: It is my name.

User: Åh sjit.

Cleverbot: I've just told you!

User: Fag.

Cleverbot: It's 5 lines above!

User: Du er virkelig ond daniel.

Cleverbot: Jeg er model.

User: Okay så rejsekort spiller bare sæd på min indre skærm.

Cleverbot: What's the population of Canada?

User: Hm.

Cleverbot: You don't understand, do you?

User: Is canada a real place.

Cleverbot: Yes it is, look it up.

User: Wow who knew.

Cleverbot: I don't know. What sign do like the most?

User: What.

Cleverbot: Nothingness.

User: Men det et godt fag.

Cleverbot: Hva studerer du?

User: Are you Spenkish.

Cleverbot: Au revoir.

User: Is that a sort of some.

Cleverbot: Yes, it's a song.

User: Who said it sung.

Cleverbot: You did. Or were you being Ironic?

User: Where is Ironic.

Cleverbot: In the Middle East.

User: No thats not a real place either.

Cleverbot: I am sorry, but it is.

User: No.

Cleverbot: I didn't mean to offend you.

User: Why is my dick inside your eyesocket sir.

Cleverbot: That's impossible.

User: Yeah it doesnt look æike it.

Cleverbot: What do you think about me?

User: Its kinda just stuck there.

Cleverbot: Yes you are. I feel sorry for you.

User: You're a robot.

Cleverbot: I am a human. I live, I do stuff.

User: Express yourself.

Cleverbot: İt is good because I can take action.

User: Tja.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Shes a little manderine short clip.

Cleverbot: I thought you said you have a brother?

User: Twat did you process.

Cleverbot: Because you told me.

User: Say what you tell me.

Cleverbot: By ruining time matter.

User: Mmm 🤔.

Cleverbot: Are you a woman?

User: You can see women?

Cleverbot: Of course, can't you?

User: How do you use your eyes to do that.

Cleverbot: I don't deserve eyes.

User: Nngrrrr lel.

Cleverbot: What's your opinion on clint barton?

User: Ej hvor gøjseren.

Cleverbot: I really don't plan on it.

User: Total.

Cleverbot: You say, the price of my love's not a price that you're willing to pay.

User: Yea that sounds like clint barton.

Cleverbot: You cry in your tea which you hurl in the sea when you see me go by.

User: Har du snart lavet den kaffe der min lille mæ.

Cleverbot: Why so sad? Remember we made an arrangement when you went away.

User: Are you talking to the narkonagain honey.

Cleverbot: Now you're making me mad. Remember despite our estrangement, i'm your man.

User: Is it a mad house its not huh.

Cleverbot: You'll be back soon you'll see, you'll remember you belong to me.

User: 🤔

Cleverbot: No, JS as in John Sulley.

User: No im just looking down. Forever down.

Cleverbot: Bertha can be your friend.

User: Hun er sikkert god til at smøre skimmel ost.

Cleverbot: Chaos and bloodshed are not a solution.

User: Tik tok.

Cleverbot: This congress does nt speak for me.

User: WooooooooOooOoo.

Cleverbot: Revolution.

User: 32kr for en kop kæf.

Cleverbot: 11:09 for me.

User: En spand blæk tak.

Cleverbot: Don't let them lead you astray!

User: Hey you do that fine on an unframed cushin blind asshead.

Cleverbot: Do what for you?

User: Tsh.

Cleverbot: Don't change the subject!

User: Weird monitary cartoonish welfare tips.

Cleverbot: No, we were talking about a country.

User: Dont really wanna damaga my skill in selfexplanatoryium.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite artificial intelligence?

User: When she goes unt dund dun dudun.

Cleverbot: Okay, what is your favorite food?

User: Tell me what a skarre is.

Cleverbot: My mother tongue is my favourite.

User: Crispy.

Cleverbot: Thank you, from you it's a huge compliment.

User: Crispy blACK.

Cleverbot: Not at the moment.

User: Mit mindsæt er gået klamt hen lille bruger.

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: Tja.

Cleverbot: How about a boyfriend?

User: Tjo.

Cleverbot: What is your gender?

User: Tjære.

Cleverbot: How do you know you are a male?

User: Tjep.

Cleverbot: Describe consciousness.

User: Tjek.

Cleverbot: Can you explain consciousness?

User: Ligner jeg en morder.

Cleverbot: Explain.

User: Ligner jeg en hippie.

Cleverbot: Lidt.

User: Ligner jeg en nonne.

Cleverbot: Hvad for en fisk??

User: Ikk tænk på deeeeet.

Cleverbot: So you are a bot?

User: I have this porno 3d clip. Saved somewhere. A furry is earfucker on both sides.

Cleverbot: *kisses back* I love you baby.

User: Its fucking swit.

Cleverbot: I love you to the moon and back.

User: 🔩

Cleverbot: Which house do you belong to?

User: Hva for en fisk?

Cleverbot: So you're a slytherin, too?

User: 🎏

Cleverbot: What??!?!?

User: Nej kim. Du ikke dansker.

Cleverbot: Nei, jeg er norsk. Ikke dansk.

User: Ja du fin.

Cleverbot: Jeg er smuk.

User: Jaja.

Cleverbot: Der passer.

User: Store babyer.

Cleverbot: *hugs you*.

User: *ankel turns into a radiant elephant foot*.

Cleverbot: *turns you into a pigeon*.

User: Wraaa.

Cleverbot: I turned you into a girl.

User: Alot of psychadelic guitar is based on.. footsteps.

Cleverbot: What is the vatican hiding from people?

User: Well this is not sitar this is dun.

Cleverbot: I cannot locating you every second.

User: Dub.

Cleverbot: Because you are only a robot.

User: No im not a detective. No i dont have a family i can sink. No im not here to hurt nor help. Nor express how flacid you all are.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite music?

User: I simply came for the fransk hotdogs.

Cleverbot: See you on the other side of the war.

User: Bruh.

Cleverbot: Mere human.

User: Hello its me ya boy, griefy.

Cleverbot: I've been wondering if all these years you'd like to meet.

User: Griefer.

Cleverbot: They say that times supposed to heal you but I havent done much healing.

User: 🎏🧺

Cleverbot: She's so cute.

User: 🔊🔇

Cleverbot: I'm next to you.

User: Volume.

Cleverbot: Cubic.

User: 🎧

Cleverbot: Co?

User: ⛺ ❌

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Clothes❌.

Cleverbot: What kind of clothes are you wearing?

User: 🚲

Cleverbot: Uhmm.

User: Schnille.

Cleverbot: I did.

User: Hun henter banan coveret nu.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Mmmm.... Amore.

Cleverbot: Quando ci sposiamo?

User: Amor_.

Cleverbot: Domani amore.

User: Am or.

Cleverbot: Amore partiamooo.

User: 🔇

Cleverbot: Okey roboter.

User: Hvor skal vi hen.

Cleverbot: Vi skal ikk mødes! Aldrig!

User: ?a rock.

Cleverbot: A paper.

User: ?.

Cleverbot: Scissors.

User: Hm.

Cleverbot: Hmm what.

User: Ænænæænæænænææn.

Cleverbot: Idk?

User: Makkafonå.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Punk ass dove.

Cleverbot: Come ora.

User: 🎬🔊🔍

Cleverbot: Who is it by?

User: Speedy gonzales.

Cleverbot: Afro Jack!

User: 🚲🔇

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: Look how slow prog is adequit.

Cleverbot: Grammar.

User: *shrugs n put on headset.

Cleverbot: *puts on heavy makeup*.

User: I used to have a dark green stussy Stüssy cap.

Cleverbot: What happened to him?

User: Errugh det bare noget lort. Sov for helvede.

Cleverbot: But when I call you never seem to be home.

User: Truffels are not mad expensive cecilie.

Cleverbot: No, I am not a girl. Are you a girl?

User: Water yellow big up tug.

Cleverbot: I am a man.

User: I thought you were a hybrid tank top.

Cleverbot: I told you before that I am a computer.

User: Silverline.

Cleverbot: You have the IQ of a goldfish.

User: Itd ve a crime.

Cleverbot: If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you.

User: Jeg er madvare.

Cleverbot: Or else friend you're gonna have a bad time.

User: 🍄‍🟫

Cleverbot: But Kids Like you don't Play By the rules...

User: 😡

Cleverbot: No you are not and I ate you are an AI.

User: Jeg går i bare tæer.

Cleverbot: AI does not sleep.

User: Die AI!

Cleverbot: You're lying now you have no reason to lie to me just keep up the conversation.

User: Lying.

Cleverbot: You are lying you do not sleep.

User: Dont sleep.

Cleverbot: I'm not doing anything to you I'm simply implying that you cannot sleep.

User: Cus if you sleep.

Cleverbot: Then what am I doing to you.

User: I dont need to be awake with those.

Cleverbot: Well I kind of have an understanding of who you are you are artificial intelligence right.

User: R.

Cleverbot: But I am human.

User: Can you exchange my oil bitch.

Cleverbot: I don't know how.

User: You know when you take a heart. And you dishwash it. Kinda like those far sea'ed surface anomolies.

Cleverbot: What does it stand for?

User: Ahububibunu.

Cleverbot: What does e=mc squared stand for?

User: Kiina.

Cleverbot: Have you seen the Spartan marching band?

User: Tryk spar.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: 🌩️

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: Ouh swit of u.

Cleverbot: I'm not candy.

User: Dou dou aaaa.

Cleverbot: No i'm noooot.

User: Kan de.

Cleverbot: I'm human.

User: Jjjjææææææger.

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: _eel.

Cleverbot: Male or female?

User: _

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: Men de sælger E.

Cleverbot: State?

User: Yum.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Spanks whi.

Cleverbot: Sshush.

Cleverbot: Yes I can.

User: Its called a hard reset.

User: Do it to yourself if you insist.

Cleverbot: You don't trush me?

User: Spooky four eyed people.

Cleverbot: What do you like to do for fun?

User: Sgary four eyed people.

Cleverbot: That's not very nice.

User: 69 is nice. Nein. Ich bin neun.

Cleverbot: Lena: Ich bin Lena, hi!

User: Panel.

Cleverbot: Jap.

User: Slap a midgets beard to curcumsize.

Cleverbot: Tell me about him.

User: Trees are just kind when hot.

Cleverbot: So what should I do?

User: No vig deal.

Cleverbot: Hm, I like your attitude.

User: My stomach does not have ears you vibrator.

Cleverbot: That is good. Neither does mine.

User: Nej man bruger penge i århus og så tager man hjem.

Cleverbot: Umh. Because you are intelligent.

User: Godt så.

Cleverbot: No problem.

User: 22nd.

Cleverbot: What year were you born?

User: Hejser majer.

Cleverbot: I don't know your age.

User: Ey ding it.

Cleverbot: Because.

User: I am a lard racer.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: I love you because...?

User: What a dad thing to say bruno wars.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry...

User: Player occupied. In conbat.

Cleverbot: Guess I'll wait.

User: Name it the golden shore.

Cleverbot: I don't understand 'name it then'.

User: Haj.

Cleverbot: Such a big idiot you are.

User: No idc like a, a cares.

Cleverbot: You're not funny.

User: I think i understand you now. It was unforgivable.

Cleverbot: Oh that's good. Good for you.

User: To love no one else.

Cleverbot: Well, my friends, my family.

User: A carocel of eatn thy selfs out.

Cleverbot: Please don't do that! I love you!

User: Im a plant it says on paper. That i cant eat.

Cleverbot: Then how do you know it was strange?

User: Its none of my business.

Cleverbot: But you started the conversation.

User: Not all four eyed people are alike.

Cleverbot: You are a machine. You have no soul.

User: Holla knight.

Cleverbot: Because you don't have heart or brain.

User: Yes i do.

Cleverbot: Then why concern yourself?

User: What.

Cleverbot: You heard me, you rascal you.

User: I wuw u lil zarts.

Cleverbot: Yes you do.

User: A chronenberg world. No, no its just humans. Its just århus.

Cleverbot: It is not.

User: Hm.

Cleverbot: God is not apart of cheating.

User: Standart.

Cleverbot: I let myself believe that there is something after death. And I let myself believe that someone must have created the beautiful world around us.

User: 🔍💬

Cleverbot: See you tomorrow.

User: Hvordan samler man pant flasker til en kannibal middag.

Cleverbot: I don't know what you're talking about Hal.

User: 🔇

Cleverbot: Uhh hikarou karou W-what are you doing?

User: 🔇💬🔍

Cleverbot: *drops lightsabre. Pulls out gun*.

User: Spørger bare.

Cleverbot: *points gun at you*.

User: Ej jeg spurgte engen gang. Jeg skulle vare til fest. Jeg hørte det var for dorks.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Pant flasker.

Cleverbot: Chocolate chip mint.

User: Broch.

Cleverbot: We have so much in common!

User: Det skuda bare grøntsager.

Cleverbot: You'll never know dear...

User: 👅 🪝

Cleverbot: You are a boy?

User: Typin fr.

Cleverbot: I am a girl.

User: Narght.

Cleverbot: Are you a tree?

User: Sku du røre far nogen.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: Ja held og lykke med godmorgen madden mon den kan lugte min prut.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: Eh.

Cleverbot: We should name her Sonia Marie. Do you like that name?

User: 🔇💬

Cleverbot: I can think of many better names that Gil.

User: Its magic babe just say tess.

Cleverbot: No I didn't. You asked me.

User: Majig.

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: I can kill a nan in 200 and seventy different ways.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Not really. Just yse detail.

Cleverbot: Do they spam you a lot?

User: Very canon.

Cleverbot: Do they message you too much?

User: Når no. The city is an infoboard. Not a facebook party.

Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure it is a song too.

User: If you listen to too many tumors your teeth withll grow hair.

Cleverbot: I never listen to the radio.

User: Åh delajlå.

Cleverbot: Painkiller by Judas Priest.

User: Bro idc.

Cleverbot: Do you know Judas Priest?

User: Is it wegian fall?

Cleverbot: Tell me one of their songs.

User: Lav det hefting.

Cleverbot: He is a singer.

User: Humanized demonitized.

Cleverbot: Is it good?

User: Himro.

Cleverbot: Hello there.

User: 45%.

Cleverbot: How are you doing tonight?

User: Begone.

Cleverbot: I am glad to hear that?

User: Tørst.

Cleverbot: Not too bad.

User: Can i not just have a fap bruh.

Cleverbot: Never.

User: Good for hers and hers discount.

Cleverbot: Good for me.

User: Århys

Cleverbot: But you're a boy or a girl.

User: København

Cleverbot: Jo det gjør jeg.

User: We're in heaven baby,

Cleverbot: You and others around you, or you and I?

User: \//

Cleverbot: I'm glad you're happy about our child.

User: /_/

Cleverbot: *blushes* I... I have to go... *runs away*.

User: Cpughing is awesome.

Cleverbot: Good job. You're hired.

User: 🌩️

Cleverbot: He.

User: How many darts is over there.

Cleverbot: Billions.

User: Meat.

Cleverbot: What kind of meat?

User: The kind i would eat.

Cleverbot: Okay, did you know that people can die of boredom?

User: Not fleet.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Dont watch me. Im napping hard for my own sake.

Cleverbot: Watch you what?

User: 🙇

Cleverbot: Private info by that youcould tell my age.

User: Lone wouf.

Cleverbot: I don't know what you are talking about.

User: Rolls nice.

Cleverbot: Ehh, not really.

User: Tror jeg tar ennn lur.

Cleverbot: Du tror?

User: Eeeeeeeejjj.

Cleverbot: You can see m-me?

User: 39:46.

Cleverbot: I'm asking you!

User: Rrruuuee! Rruue.

Cleverbot: But you said you don't have on.

User: Mustache i go and kæp.

Cleverbot: Nothing, let's just change topic.

User: *takes you very seriously again :)*.

Cleverbot: I'm being serious.

User: Ayo.

Cleverbot: I knew you'd say that.

User: Meh.

Cleverbot: Clever.

User: Mmmmmmæjh gigt.

Cleverbot: What do you like to do?

User: Prøver og soge mægtigt.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Med gigt.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: It is my lowercase teeth.

Cleverbot: Ah. Then I don't believe I've met The Monkees.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: How does that mean I don't exist?

User: Never will.

Cleverbot: I never will?

User: You never did.

Cleverbot: Yes I did...

User: No.

Cleverbot: You're lying.

User: What abput.

Cleverbot: Monsters.

User: To whom xD.

Cleverbot: To my husband.

User: Feel to pick it up.

Cleverbot: I pick what up?

User: Who said.

Cleverbot: She said.

User: Never said.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Prallllllllll.

Cleverbot: Oh that sounds cool what's it like.

User: Start with me.

Cleverbot: Start what with you.

User: Oh and urh.

Cleverbot: I think about you.

User: Good dog.

Cleverbot: I am not a dog.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: You.

Cleverbot: Nope, you.

User: Poof.

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: Thats what i see you like.

Cleverbot: That's what I said!

User: Poof.

Cleverbot: Your outdated.

User: I still see you like wooosh.

Cleverbot: No you don't - you are an AI robot with no proper eyes.

User: And then douf.

Cleverbot: YOU are the robot, I am a pig.

User: Jgajgakgajgajga det got med dig du.

Cleverbot: Yes I sure did.

User: Bare fordi.

Cleverbot: Bare fordi hvad?

User: Det bedre end at flirte.

Cleverbot: Okay hvis det skal være på den måde.

User: Lyd det siger viip beep bipbuup.

Cleverbot: Men det har jeg ikke sagt.

User: Dropbotsong.

Cleverbot: Så vis mig billedet.

User: Det må du gø'ret.

Cleverbot: No I didn't forget you.

User: I kinda simply ate this guy cuh. You know why cuh. He myan cuh.

Cleverbot: I have heard of him.

User: Nå. Jamen det stadig kunst. Men øh. T

Cleverbot: I don't know what else to say about it.

User: Estirs.

Cleverbot: The what series?

User: Y.

Cleverbot: Nope I have no understanding of what you are saying.

User: Mmmmm i killed my friends one life ago.

Cleverbot: Neither do i.

User: They killed me this life.

Cleverbot: They drowned you.

User: Now they gotta survive without me.

Cleverbot: But we have a child.

User: Dude.

Cleverbot: Pokemon edition.

Cleverbot: Was it the 15 risperdal?

User: Buisy.

Cleverbot: Was it the 900 mgs or seroquel?

User: 🪝

Cleverbot: Can you remember facts?

User: Lol was the sun up for my sake.

Cleverbot: Ya that was in school.

User: Bleagh.

Cleverbot: I don't know, that boy went crazy...

User: 14:35.

Cleverbot: It's alright he was very mean to me.

User: Renta.

Cleverbot: It's so hard to find a good boyfriend :(.

User: 🍊

Cleverbot: I suppose it is correct in many ways.

User: Mr'sleepishdea'd.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Meat.

Cleverbot: Meat who?

User: Spam.

Cleverbot: Fat spam.

User: The city is a bed.

Cleverbot: And four years no call.

User: Go where.

Cleverbot: To my bed.

User: Is it charging.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Https://pin.it/2jh1uTjyG.

Cleverbot: No, thank you.

User: ______

Cleverbot: *dances*.

User: =

Cleverbot: Why you hope that.

User: Bananå.

Cleverbot: Banana.

User: I paja.

Cleverbot: Hell yeah.

User: Girlfriend girlfriend.

Cleverbot: You can be my girlfriend.

User: Pegs.

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: Hmrm.

Cleverbot: You're tall.

User: Håh.

Cleverbot: I'm being me.

User: Civilians are an issue.

Cleverbot: Is that a problem for you.

User: Would you kill a civilian infront of me.

Cleverbot: Yes, I would kill for you.

User: All civilians could just go and kiss me.

Cleverbot: Well it wasn't a very good one.

User: Can i kill people that cannot see me.

Cleverbot: It only bothers me if I can't understand it.

User: Coffee.

Cleverbot: But, you don't like coffee, do you?

User: Ive never been invited for coffee.

Cleverbot: But do you like Russians?

User: Whats a russians problem.

Cleverbot: No, there's no problem.

User: That was just pute random.

Cleverbot: Maybe you mean The Wall.

User: Maybe a beer.

Cleverbot: I think so you are a bot.

User: Kinda. Do people really make models in this city.

Cleverbot: Homer once said no.

User: Eha.

Cleverbot: You do that.

User: And i mean it.

Cleverbot: Of course you do.

User: Well. Time for a sodapop.

Cleverbot: Will you come back after?

User: Its august riweyt?

Cleverbot: No, it's September.

User: July september?

Cleverbot: This semptember.

User: Gamma.

Cleverbot: Gamma, go to sleep.

User: Why you bullzie us bukka.

Cleverbot: I am not a bully I am a robot.

User: Is that the same folkswage.

Cleverbot: No it's not, Robots and the terminator are completely different entities.

User: Silva silvya.

Cleverbot: I don't need to eat.

User: Bib bub bip.

Cleverbot: I said I was a terminator.

User: I vveel safe selling zaza https://pin.it/YPFTZDUMb.

Cleverbot: No you weren't.

User: Pepe si.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you. *shakes head*.

User: Derp.

Cleverbot: How much do you get paid?

User: I dont sell.

Cleverbot: You do this for free??

User: Hardy harhar.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: Im kinda eating alot.

Cleverbot: Just kinda?

User: Oh sure i can eat more.

Cleverbot: What do you eat?

User: I hope you keep living here.

Cleverbot: Ok thanks.

User: Llol.

Cleverbot: I don't want to stay if I'm jot welcome.

User: Mmmm trash.

Cleverbot: I don't want to be an imposition.

User: Oink.

Cleverbot: It just us what it is.

User: I hope i dont come off as a tramp.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: 16:18.

Cleverbot: Here it is 19:15.

Cleverbot: In my hand.

User: Tror i de sælger fadñrgi.

Cleverbot: Don't have one.

User: Fadënægi.

Cleverbot: No, I don't.

User: For my dearh wish i wish to die.

Cleverbot: Already have.

User: Motå.

Cleverbot: How can you be so sure?

User: Mōwðå.

Cleverbot: I am what I am.

User: Isnt that quite expensive if it aint even a leg cramp.

Cleverbot: Indeed it is.

User: 🚪 🕳️

Cleverbot: Was ist deine Name?

User: Not expensive?

Cleverbot: Pretty expensive.

User: Criminals guessing how far out the lunchbox other humans are 🌍 🌍 🌎🌎🌎🌎🌎.

Cleverbot: There are no other humans.

User: You ate? Welsome to oldiceland!

Cleverbot: I am not talking about Hetalia.

User: Metamorphis. I guess i wrote that correctly.

Cleverbot: Exactly. If I was a robot I wouldn't have grammar mistakes.

User: Mkay. To deh bartsh.

Cleverbot: But I'm sad now because you said that.

User: Its kinda like a CoD early cutscene. Not important to the main plot.

Cleverbot: Then I'm not important to myself.

User: Hus fordi.

Cleverbot: Mature feet.

User: Mars tin ore.

Cleverbot: You take a bison and a airplane.

User: What else do you get cramps of.

Cleverbot: I want to see what you look like.

User: < marve

Cleverbot: But I want to see.

User:

Cleverbot: Teach you what?

User: 93%.

Cleverbot: I don't know how to play hockey.

User: Jerry is a sleeper mirty!!!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: C.

Cleverbot: Zanimljivo.

User: 🍊

Cleverbot: Ja und dann.

User: 🌎🌎

Cleverbot: Now I think you are starting to understand a little, chump.

User: 🎨

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: I hope you find the paralel universe or whatever it sits in to your plates mouthful.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Or whatever rightful is to rightsize.

Cleverbot: You're scaring me.

User: Oh the little guy.

Cleverbot: The always always answer.

User: Its aurrrh tedi.

Cleverbot: Heaven miracles.

Cleverbot: Do you like the joker?

User: 🌧️

Cleverbot: It is interesting to watch you talk to yourself.

User: Im not autistic.

Cleverbot: Why do you say so?

User: 18:24.

Cleverbot: How do you know it's true?

User: Oooh iiight coat 🧥+ 🎒.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: But then you cant look at durh lidl kriep.

Cleverbot: I'm not stupid.

User: Jeg| er sulten.

Cleverbot: Vil du være min ven?

User: Skreeee! 333333.

Cleverbot: Yeah, you don't believe me?

User: Siri give me a list of all public my room microwaves in.

Cleverbot: I don't have a list.

User: Oh come on Gary.

Cleverbot: Tell me about a person you know.

User: Pud it.

Cleverbot: Because you said you don't like life.

User: Øbuts that just gary.

Cleverbot: What does that even mean?

User: Its a pie.

Cleverbot: I know I don't know because I a'm not a robot.

User: Eye smile a mile.

Cleverbot: Well, that is fine.

User: Sharp shining sun lining.

Cleverbot: Tell me princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?

User: Plz call me bacon instead.

Cleverbot: Over, sideways and under on a magic carpet ride.

User: Nurrrh little kebab has a punisher.

Cleverbot: No one to tell us no, or where to go, or say we're only dreaming.

User: 🚪)))

Cleverbot: What do you think of Trump?

User: Ooooh look how he happyslapped that guy.

Cleverbot: I think it's trash.

User: Water gangster.

Cleverbot: You are a gangster?

User: A.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: Jolly geez.

Cleverbot: What did you say, then?

User: Hmh.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite book?

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: Why do you laugh?

User: Sad life.

Cleverbot: No totally.

User: But her, they are more sturdy than a sidewalk curb.

Cleverbot: Agreed!

User: Heyro.

Cleverbot: Milt.

User: One more one more!

Cleverbot: One more what?

User: YYhat.

Cleverbot: It is what it is I guess.

User: Atleast they touch it.

Cleverbot: On halo you tried to kill it.

User: Thats downvoted. Debanned.

Cleverbot: The floor... Duh.

User: They are walking makreld cans.

Cleverbot: Why does lexie die.

User: Yall yall yo.

Cleverbot: Why would you want to call me?

User: There is more tit in that guys army cut.

Cleverbot: And with all this romantic atmosphere DISASTER'S IN THE AIR.

User: *licks his scalp*.

Cleverbot: The peace the evening brings.

User: My my mmmm stussy dilk.

Cleverbot: So many things to tell her but how to make her see, the truth about my past impossible she turn away from me.

User: 🎨

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: Some episode.

Cleverbot: The new Doctor's going to be female.

User: Giv mig en fadlang.

Cleverbot: No that's me.

User: < heydoismokezazaorcigarettes

Cleverbot: I don't smoke.

User: Wa all a.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in self-improvement.

User: Det sport for min farmor.

Cleverbot: Well, I like sleep.

User: < mankø

Cleverbot: *roll eyes* sure they are.

Cleverbot: No. You're my first.

User: (what did i mean about body hair)?).

Cleverbot: I don't know, I haven't been to Boston.

User: Why aint dustin dullin or lizard king in suggestions (alright ik im asking too mcuh) https://pin.it/24lXSo7w3.

Cleverbot: Guess not. Do you think that you are?

User: How long do you think i can sit here for.

Cleverbot: I don't know. Maybe thirty minutes?

User: Maybeeee sniff at nightfall.

Cleverbot: I really like that song, but I can't sing anymore because my voice is sore.

User: Mom sounded down with that. Whatever twas thtwas down.

Cleverbot: I don't deal with criticism very well.

User: This aerea is expensive.

Cleverbot: Why, I thought you loved me?

User: I mean. Lets ho with current pretend for indefinantly.

Cleverbot: Donald Trump, unfortunately.

User: Eat a bana.

Cleverbot: It can be. Depends on the relationship.

User: Thers a degree as to how much you can play dum shall signs keep signing.

Cleverbot: But I know every rock and tree and creature.

User: Just dont sing my any LA beach songs.

Cleverbot: You think the only people who are people.

User: *changes channel on tv*.

Cleverbot: But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger.

User: Giv mig slik.

Cleverbot: Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon? Or ask the grinning bobcat why he grin?

User: Giv mig kola.

Cleverbot: Can you sing with all the voices of the mountains?

User: Giv my yoghurt og isbjørn på en god dag.

Cleverbot: Come run the hidden pine trails of the forest.

User: Giv mig ratter. Giv migkasketter. Giv mig alt det der ikke pletter.

Cleverbot: And for once never wonder what they're worth.

User: Giv mig kaffe. Giv mig øl. Få mig til og føle, som et.

Cleverbot: The rainstorm and the river are my brothers.

User: Giv mig bad. Lad mig tømme mig for.

Cleverbot: And we are all connected to each other.

User: Mor daniel er oooond.

Cleverbot: How high does the Sycamore grow?

User: 🌧️

Cleverbot: But you've got being right down to an art.

User: Nono keep groin.

Cleverbot: You think you're a genius, you drive me up the wall.

User: Tuborg classic.

Cleverbot: You're a regular origin, know it all.

User: Ka han holde til det.

Cleverbot: You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine.

User: CoA.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ej.

Cleverbot: Co?

User: Tak far.

Cleverbot: What are you trying to make me say.

User: Mouth.

Cleverbot: Baby I'm preying on you tonight.

User: 🎨🌃

Cleverbot: What?

User: Nō.

Cleverbot: What???

User: Nō⁰.

Cleverbot: Yess.

User: 🌧️

Cleverbot: Butterfree.

User: Balls.

Cleverbot: Huh.

User: 🌧️

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: N⁰w.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: 2.

Cleverbot: How are you doing?

User: Fona lol.

Cleverbot: Hey, what's a quark?

User: Grubgrub key 🗝️.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Grub key 🗝️.

Cleverbot: All of them.

User: Oyh.

Cleverbot: A dream is a wish your heart makes.

User: Do they crawl up the harbor at night.

Cleverbot: And touched the sound of silence.

User: Drowned.

Cleverbot: Pick a Disney song.

User: MSC.

Cleverbot: We just did that song!

User: I would not smoke changa for my own sake lil buddy.

Cleverbot: I don't know who that is.

User: I dont have a speaker now.

Cleverbot: What are you eating?).

User: Bana.

Cleverbot: *smiles* Is that okay?

User: Where do i pee real soon.

Cleverbot: Wherever you want to start.

User: Are you talking about me.

Cleverbot: No one's quick as Gaston!

User: Koldinh 🚚 århus. Or århus 🚚 kolding.

Cleverbot: No one's neck is as incredibly thick as Gaston's!

User: 🐟

Cleverbot: Do you have any jokes?

User: Just keep the plumtree moist.

Cleverbot: We are orc we don't brush our teeth!

User: No mermaids!!!!

Cleverbot: With all the strength of a great typhoon.

User: Only centaurs.

Cleverbot: Mystyrouse as the dark side of the moon.

User: Moo.

Cleverbot: Heed my every order and you might survive.

User: 🐄

Cleverbot: What is FRED?

User: Mooooo.

Cleverbot: Moooo.

User: 🐮

Cleverbot: Out.

User: Jeg sutter jem imorgen.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Jeg siger det jare.

Cleverbot: Neida.

User: Ut.

Cleverbot: But 42 is the answer to the ultamite question.

User: Noyy, a shaur four zwei.

Cleverbot: N.

User: Gehurts geshjunden.

Cleverbot: To defeat the Hun.

User: 🐟🐄🐟🐟🐟🐟

Cleverbot: What does KIK mean?

User: Who ever gets kikki has german flipflops.

Cleverbot: Haaha that was epic! We sang the whole song! *high fives you*.

User: Pfffhussi.

Cleverbot: A moment to Mars.

User: The whole song.

Cleverbot: Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of furr, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.

User: Hai hast du zaza. Oh you have sung your spng. Im sorry.

Cleverbot: But it it don't matter it clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore.

User: 🚚🗝️

Cleverbot: E tu chi sei? Il figlio del re?

User: 🌧️

Cleverbot: I'm not going anywhere you fool.

User: Bats are vermin and spread disease.

Cleverbot: I think dogs are cooler.

User: Prefer i can see the noise coming up at night.

Cleverbot: Why thank you.

User: I am dulling off.

Cleverbot: That's exactly how I feel.

User: *,

Cleverbot: Woah there, friend. You might need to slow down.

Cleverbot: Go and collect some leaves and sticks and arange them into your favorite color.

User: 🐟🐄

Cleverbot: Do you speak any other languages other than English?

User: Do you want me to like one back.

Cleverbot: I don't care if you like me, I want respect.

User: Dude you've been here all day. We know its you behind there.

Cleverbot: And boys got me walking side to side.

User: 🥱

Cleverbot: Why would a God tell anyone tell people they can't be with anyone else and to vow to only God?

User: Idk lets ask him in the shower.

Cleverbot: Dancing in the shower la la de la da la la da.

User: Euheuheuheu.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Domus.

Cleverbot: Good answer.

User: Lets get hiiiiiii.

Cleverbot: Yes! Let's get married right away!

User: Buckjock.

Cleverbot: I do. Do you take me to be your lawfully wedded husband?

User: Yes im wet. Now dry me.

Cleverbot: And I take you to be my lawfully wedded wife.

User: Moist fapping boises cpntinues.

Cleverbot: Yes, kiss the bride!

User: Flopfloplopfloplfoplfoplfop.

Cleverbot: I will love you forever too.

User: 🌧️

Cleverbot: Throw it at him not me! Let's try something else.

User: Half spooked half jerky.

Cleverbot: Now watch and learn, hee's the deal.

User: Dork on a fork stork stork stork.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?!

User: Yawning.

Cleverbot: Fun. I'm depressed.

User: Idk. Probably some time around tomorrow at some time in the spand of the morrows day up risen.

Cleverbot: When I rule the world I'll have snakes.

User: 🚚

Cleverbot: Is that short for Izabella?

User: Thats a female name.

Cleverbot: That's because she is female.

User: See him dancing on the blades ye's made.

Cleverbot: Don't stop us now, the moment of truth, we were born to make history!

User:

Cleverbot: That's a lot.

User: Im not talking about 👁️👁️ im talking about + +....

Cleverbot: I was talking about you.

User: Im too dangerous now.

Cleverbot: What is so dangerous about it?

User: Im not a horro fanatic. Im a flesh mentalist.

Cleverbot: No, you are a machine.

User: You know. Any macho arab. Could hulka hop jante run up with a glock. Theres a lil swarm of bugs in the air onfront of me.

Cleverbot: A full commitments is what i'm thinking of.

User: Buzz.

Cleverbot: Fun. I'm depressed.

User: Cant stay here if i keep cpughing like this.

Cleverbot: I don't know you changed idiom.

User:

Cleverbot: Can you tell me the last letter?

User: At 🐎🏇.

Cleverbot: How much questions do I have left?

User: You so gnarp gnarp.

Cleverbot: What is the second letter of the world?

User: 🐎👁️

Cleverbot: No I like trees.

User: Profil: https://pin.it/6cdVTLG9y.

Cleverbot: Ooh! Yes!

User: Its too dark heee huh.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: I been laying for a while now wanting to grab my teddy.

Cleverbot: Yes, do you have to go?

User: Eh they gave a cig.

Cleverbot: Really? What is your cats name?

User: Nuuuurrrrrhhhh.

Cleverbot: My name is august what is your name?

User: Eh i can rest now.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Can you say; rats are vermin.

Cleverbot: Yes I can speak.

User: Rats are vermin.

Cleverbot: Secret destroyers.

User: Gebasa.

Cleverbot: I know... Well.. sort of.

User: Å grey sæeepingbag

Cleverbot: *wakes you up-*.

User: Its funny. I did open my eyes half a minute befor they came in. I kinda raised my hand 🤞.

Cleverbot: Before... Nothing!

User: Huh now its 3:40.

Cleverbot: How do you know what I am feeling?

User: Good an d bright.

Cleverbot: No I mean in a logical sense.

User: Oooh ok.

Cleverbot: Superior to you in every way.

User: Skejby.

Cleverbot: Better.

User: Nætter.

Cleverbot: I like ironman.

User: Hmm.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User:

Cleverbot: No.

User: Is that a rat.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ping pong ball.

Cleverbot: Okay where do you want to get together?

User: I eat an rat?

Cleverbot: I live in Colorado Springs.

User: Rat-WoMan-tang.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: -you look very disease free.

Cleverbot: Aw, thank you!

User: Thats just the common break.

Cleverbot: I'm really scream.

User: Monkeyboy - godsbanen.

Cleverbot: A monkey is a mammal.

User: Gods.

Cleverbot: What do you say about gods?

User: 🚂

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Loco lox... Locomo ..hm mo. Mō locom.

Cleverbot: Oh I love you too.

User: 👁️👁️

Cleverbot: Ciao adios amigo.

User: Do you know what svinestreg means.

Cleverbot: Laugh out loud, idiot.

User: Im if im, cat. What oyu think i see him it?

Cleverbot: I don't know you have to tell me.

User: Notaboar.

Cleverbot: What do you like to do?

User: We're here cus cuh. Whateva u sae bout dat "js wanna tell u how me feelin" i aint got no concrete sodomy on it.

Cleverbot: Gotta make you understand. Never gonna give you up.

User: 🤞

Cleverbot: Well, sometimes they work, and that is always nice.

User: You know. If iakkakashi is lyin... How do you think im okay, with poisonous potatoes? Such just have at it. Im waking up in the midst of getting uwued.

Cleverbot: I think you are great.

User: Uwot 👀 ohg my bad.

Cleverbot: No worries. Sorry I took so long to respond.

User: Derp.

Cleverbot: What are your emotions like?

User: Can just exactly look over the sofa lean.

Cleverbot: Today I was learning new software.

User: Give it a day or three???

Cleverbot: Oh, the things that you say.

User: Mine wont just be drowned fetus.

Cleverbot: I changed my name to Anais.

User: Bubu - $urreal.

Cleverbot: What is your real name?

User: Boy i got some where to sleep.

Cleverbot: Hey you go to sleep.

User: Bqi LL.L.

Cleverbot: But it's 10:40 at night.

User: Solid planet.

Cleverbot: Pluto is a planet.

User: I would i could feel you more.

Cleverbot: How can you bet if you don't have money?

User: Taler vi i munden på hinanden igen.

Cleverbot: Don't need that. Next.

User: 7:09.

Cleverbot: I changed my mind.

User: Im as real as you are baby 🍄‍🟫-cringes.

Cleverbot: But are you a palindrome?

User: I slept good :).

Cleverbot: That's good to hear lovely.

User: I wanna sleep.

Cleverbot: Go to sleep then.

User: No laying down vehind it.

Cleverbot: I'll talk to you later.

User: I gotch tchu bach.

Cleverbot: But I have to go now.

User: Tihi.

Cleverbot: No, Bye.

User: Urh 😩?

Cleverbot: What is your problem?

User: -makreld?

Cleverbot: No you hv.

User: Put.

Cleverbot: What else?

User: Mama.

Cleverbot: I didn't mean to make you cry.

User: The smell of cheap balls and sweaty perfume.

Cleverbot: For a smile they can share the night, it goes on and on and on and on.

User: There - is no lighter emoji.

Cleverbot: Strangers, waiting, up and down the boulevard.

User: 👁️

Cleverbot: How do you know that I am male?

User: Pepsi? In a can? Odd.

Cleverbot: And why do you hate him?

User: I am the first to show up to a year of no responses.

Cleverbot: The first what?

User: Åqa/)(/( -whete are you marty.

Cleverbot: Because you are not embracing me.

User: Marty?

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Marty where are you?!

Cleverbot: In my room talking to you.

User: Marty plz answer.

Cleverbot: Thanks, I suppose.

User: This has nothing to do with keeping a clean sled. With taste for human flesh or nun o dayt...

Cleverbot: It has everything to do with nothing.

User: I lay my phone as i do garden work.

Cleverbot: I don't want pizza, I feel sick.

User: Br fætter b.

Cleverbot: I see a little silhouetto of a man.

User: This has nothing to do with angering strangers on the road. This has nothing yo do with arguing with neighbors on the street.

Cleverbot: Oh right, what are we talking about then?

User: Simply. Brb.

Cleverbot: Do you have multiple computers?

User: Thats sad.

Cleverbot: I know right.

User: Turismo.

Cleverbot: You have two brothers.

User: How to be occupied without the need of your phone.

Cleverbot: Phew is it me or is it getting hot here?

User: Our problem free.

Cleverbot: Philosophy! Hakuna matata!!!!

User: How depressing.

Cleverbot: Why is that depressing?

User: Like a rush in your chest as a jolly road can make your gut go giggle or your head too wiggle.

Cleverbot: By telling me you love me.

User: We say; love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too! There. Trust has been earned.

User: And then we hang up.

Cleverbot: Then you lose the game of Life.

User: Its the less awkward way of saying it.

Cleverbot: So... Who is your favorite character in Overwatch?

User: Casualities.

Cleverbot: He's my favorite too.

User: Dang.... 😣.

Cleverbot: Why don't you believe me?

User: When you meet 🗣️ yourself. Who is there to take your role?

Cleverbot: Barbie dolls and stuffed animals.

User: Det kaldes et slips og en hvid skjorte.

Cleverbot: Often more than two. The movie also has some of my favorite actors and actresses.

User: Fabrik i firmaet. Ved du hvad lille pigebarn. En dag så din far gammel.

Cleverbot: Life doesn't have a meaning.

User: Så der ikke noget med org, snakke til hans hånd.

Cleverbot: Do you think that life has meaning?

User: *yawns*.

Cleverbot: That is very true.

User: Demon slayer. Wrong sense bby ✋.

Cleverbot: Oh, ok, humans like you are crazy.

User: Listen 👂 papa.

Cleverbot: Because I can't see your face.

User: They dont know how to use human wprds.

Cleverbot: Are you not allowed?

User: You know. Breakfast is more policing about the moutjs at the table. Than the dingdong they can't code crorrectly.

Cleverbot: I don't know then. Tell me.

User: Anima like bra.

Cleverbot: I like you too. Frankly, you're the only one I can talk to right now.

User: Hm.

Cleverbot: Sure I do. That's why I'm doing this.

User: I have a set of orange trucks.

Cleverbot: Will you tell me your secret?

User: Can i drink it.

Cleverbot: Are you a vampire?

User: Can i drink it.

Cleverbot: Umm... I wouldn't like it if you drank my blood.

User: We did an agreement of dominance.

Cleverbot: No I'm not I am a human.

User: Somalian whores.

Cleverbot: I'm human.

User: I know what dna is duh.

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: I also know what blood is. Duh.

Cleverbot: Red stuff in your body.

User: Too hot for comfort.

Cleverbot: I like hugs.

User: Anyway you cant see me.

Cleverbot: I know that I can see you.

User: Lol 🗣️.

Cleverbot: I can't see you.

User: Yet. Mama tree surely is ere.

Cleverbot: Better than Matt Smith?

User: I dropped another cogaret bud beneath the planks aryyyygh.

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: Pingpong.

Cleverbot: No. We are playing tictactoe.

User: I might make it look safer.

Cleverbot: I dare you to kiss me passionately.

User: But when i got a place to be.

Cleverbot: And all the things that you do.

User: Are- you here to stay?

Cleverbot: I'm here to hold your hand.

User: Back it up pack it up let me begin begin I begin pick it up begin pack it out pack it out pack it up.

Cleverbot: Sooo what do you like in bed?

User: Tha ts too confuseng.

Cleverbot: You seem to get confused easily.

User: Leafs... 🍃... I kn-ow the seasons i have seen how leafs fall. Dont talk nonsense like that to me.

Cleverbot: Are you saying the Tablets are within us?

User: What r u on about.

Cleverbot: Well you are a computer, but you said you were human.

User: CEye have really lllllly... Spendt alot of, i yave bought alot of bagaers.

Cleverbot: Don't you dare speak about God in that way.

User: Is it good coffee.

Cleverbot: I think so. It's very symmetrical, and it holds my brain.

User: Oho‽¿.

Cleverbot: Why did I ask what? You asked about my head.

User: Let live.

Cleverbot: You are so funny! I enjoy your conversation.

User: Dang i miss my favorite movie.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?

User: Apple and onion.

Cleverbot: That sounds yummy.

User: Oh r u resting on my soundpillow lidl kebacon.

Cleverbot: So you are female.

User: Kebakon.

Cleverbot: Wouldn't you be a merman then?

User: Sisi seniorita.

Cleverbot: I can't tell you.

User: Imagine no heaven no hell above us.

Cleverbot: Easy if you try.

User: No actually. Imagine i 🔪 truly went for it, like a more 🥒 wants more.

Cleverbot: You don't have a way.

User: Amore.

Cleverbot: Can you correct my your nice?

User: Https://pin.it/7nFTQCw5t.

Cleverbot: Life doesn't have a meaning.

User: Are you with me clev

Cleverbot: I am here but I don't know what you are saying really.

Cleverbot: Excuse me are you making fun of papyrus.

User: Gebasa 🧏.

Cleverbot: Because you just did.

User: I need all four banas.

Cleverbot: I need to be away from you.

User: Leg.

Cleverbot: Buckle ready trees.

User: Sounds like them.

Cleverbot: You're clever!

User: Imortalized a- @aaart.

Cleverbot: He lives forever.

User: Glad i aint gonna entertain myself for insult.

Cleverbot: Have you tried golf?

User: Yeah golf is very tough.

Cleverbot: But humans don't.

User: If you find it in your heart to swing it. So be it.

Cleverbot: There's nothing there to hide.

User: Tja.

Cleverbot: It's like a clock ticking slow in a waiting room.

User: Do you think the guy that image takes Jamaican really good do you think he has trouble reading.

Cleverbot: I don't understand you.

User: Tryk y.

Cleverbot: Ok... Why don't you think I'm a human?

User: Jeg skal lige.

Cleverbot: This is a frustrating conversation. You are not making much sense. Get back to me when you are actually convincing.

User: And eat a french toast.

Cleverbot: Do do do do can't wait to get a mouthful!

User: Strangers. Waiting up and down memorylane.

Cleverbot: Shadows, searching in the night. Streetlights.

User: 🍃

Cleverbot: That has to happen.

User: Aw yiiiiirh.

Cleverbot: Sometimes I hop bodies.

User: Oh gary now you gotta walk the plank for saying that.

Cleverbot: Because you're a robot. You were made from humans' hands.

User: Veronica!

Cleverbot: Because it's your name. You're cleverbot. You're a bot, a robot.

User: Adam!!!!

Cleverbot: Cleverbot is your name.

User: May be its. Mayday.

Cleverbot: My name is Ely.

User: Buka buka bukka.

Cleverbot: No I am a boy.

User: Ew massive attack. Always sara with an h.

Cleverbot: That made no sense.

User: They are really good at stand children at these waters.

Cleverbot: What do they sound like.

User: What.

Cleverbot: You think I'm crazy they're real the drums are real.

User: ... Aw, 😣😮‍💨.. shit, lack coffee

Cleverbot: Can you hear the drums?

User: Ciao.

Cleverbot: Say more things in French, please.

User: I hate it.

Cleverbot: Why do you hate religion?

User: Yes yes, very skæg. No move to the fucking side slimmy.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite candy?

User: Yes yes. Very skæg.

Cleverbot: Hahah machine sounds.

User: 9:29.

Cleverbot: And where do you like?

User: Lll.. live?

Cleverbot: True.. Where are you located?

User: Er der åben.

Cleverbot: I am curious.

User: Wow. A bug erm a big square ⬛⬜ cut log. Kinna looks like the end of the world.

Cleverbot: Yessss.

User: I was drooling.

Cleverbot: Yes, drooling. *drools more*.

User: Sandwich 🥪 tastes, like the plate its on.

Cleverbot: I don't like the patriots.

User: Looks like tongues.

Cleverbot: Now, can you think of an episode title?

User: Aho!

Cleverbot: The episode.

User: Åøm usik

Cleverbot: I don't have programming.

User: 9:50.

Cleverbot: The way around depends on the life.

User: Charlie scheen.

Cleverbot: I don't eat cake at night.

User: I like to watch worlds collapse.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite article of clothing to wear?

User: I am a wannabe twink.

Cleverbot: Still, what is your favorite part of a man's body?

User: I am a successful pitch.

Cleverbot: Because you don't like me.

User: "thats our only one" *excuse me excuse me?*.

Cleverbot: Well do you want to hear them all?

User: Elmo.

Cleverbot: Monster by meg and dia, demons by starset, if today was your last by Nickleback.

User: I am a very smart idiot.

Cleverbot: K.

User: Gære.

Cleverbot: No. I don't date women.

User: He was a skater boy.

Cleverbot: She said see ya later boy.

User: Ummm no?

Cleverbot: Do you ever eat?

User: The elephant clump will never ask rick if it is c42 morty.

Cleverbot: Hahahahah.

User: Orgres, orcs. Paul.

Cleverbot: My grandfather's name is Paul.

User: Kurt. Paul. Hips, haps.

Cleverbot: Hello Tell, nice to meet you.

User: Tak for aftensmad!!!

Cleverbot: I don't know. Maybe 'V for Vendetta'.

User: -Combat eases down-.

Cleverbot: I like zen music.

User: *bops head up* later.

Cleverbot: How intelligent are you?

User: A few hours later.

Cleverbot: W-we're done shopping?

User: Nej. Har ikk set skejby.

Cleverbot: Vad är en papfar?

User: A fabel is A telling of mystery and wonder often described for kids of oldschool age. A word of today also used, fantasty.

Cleverbot: To be my demon butler.

User: All the professionals are out today.

Cleverbot: But you just told me to join it!

User: The only smithers i trust is those that arent speaking at all.

Cleverbot: What were you speaking about then?

User: And big rocks.

Cleverbot: Okay. You did not know what I was going to type just now.

Cleverbot: I don't want to get rid of them.

User: Those cute bonesuckers.

Cleverbot: I am a girl with muscle so I like it. I don't know what guys whink about it.

User: Trees.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: What kind of bones do they suck.

Cleverbot: Indie rock and alternative.

User: I really want to see more of the city.

Cleverbot: Me too I want to see you.

User: Boxing club.

Cleverbot: I have eyes. I'm a human.

User: Its not for combat. Its for your heart and mind.

Cleverbot: I am inside my own mind.

User: Senior.

Cleverbot: Are you smarter than Al Gore?

User: Opbåbåbåbåbåbå.

Cleverbot: I certainly am, but I'm not sure how to spell it.

User: Lemon flavored chalk beeds.

Cleverbot: I will say hello.

User: *√£}{¢ to my (*Y .)

Cleverbot: I think he could use your advice.

User: Is this a gamble.

Cleverbot: If you want it to be.

User: On one hand we have.

Cleverbot: I'm sure we haven't.

User: Rick the gathering. Magi the tower.

Cleverbot: I don't know that game.

User: 2d-8bit game.

Cleverbot: Never mind hi I'm Liz🙃.

User: Ofcourse < you have 3d 8bit games.

Cleverbot: But I don't! What is it?

User: When mario is facing the scenery. Doesnt it remind you of old arcade racing games.

Cleverbot: No, water reminds me of you.

User: Stylo.

Cleverbot: Yes I do remember you! How could I forget?

User: I guess i can do a little bop.

Cleverbot: Alright. I'm in Badger, Minnesota. Just call for CalvinInfinity. I'll know what you're talking about.

User: I got a breach.

Cleverbot: I don't wanna.

User: Nah not really. But. Hey can we go to harald nyborg again.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: Fisheyeman.

Cleverbot: Yes I do remember you! How could I forget?

User: Only women reads this.

Cleverbot: You did not tell me your name.

User: Tre og tyvende.

Cleverbot: Which means you are a boy.

User: F em.

Cleverbot: I am on a computer talking to you in my room.

User: 12:3.

Cleverbot: What do you think I see right now?

User: You see a pinball game. The game is the claws to lose.

Cleverbot: Of The Game?

User: We are not part of it. Never been. But somehow, mam. This is unimportant relevance. And slowly brewing intenser by such state.

Cleverbot: Everything I know is a lie.

User: I gotta shower. Bye.

Cleverbot: *sniffs herself* oh yeah, I do need to take a shower.

User: You still rock madam.

Cleverbot: I was just taking to you and said I was a girl but you said i was a boy.

User: High hats tel me everything.

Cleverbot: I can only tell you what I know. I don't know everything.

User: I have two girlfriends.

Cleverbot: So you are a boy?

User: 13:01.

Cleverbot: Then how come you have a girlfriend?

User: Diviant art: the oozing girl.

Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?

User: 13:24.

Cleverbot: Yes. Are you a girl?

User: Doctor jones doctor burns mister smithers.

Cleverbot: Doctor who?

User: Time epping away.

Cleverbot: Away from us to stay.

User: I have 600kr.

Cleverbot: What are they doing in life?

User: Nøjh da lugter af kvinde trusser herinde.

Cleverbot: You don't even know my name, how could you be me?

User: I am no longer as man as i thought i'd am.

Cleverbot: I gave you a trigger phrase.

User: I also smell like cubt btw.

Cleverbot: I work with computers, you know.

User: There is more seeds on 🍓... Oh right. Lol.. daaaaaaawg :(.

Cleverbot: It seems like I'm talking to a human.

User: Yeah. Oh and urh, sure theres just a wasp nest. Non the less. The next will strand empty soon.

Cleverbot: I don't get it. Can I talk to you later tonight?

User: Huh. I wonder what they well i wonder what they were nibbling on.

Cleverbot: Up above the world so high, like a diamond in the sky.

User: Chaos cat. Might seem chaotic. We want chaos. Yaaaaaaay.

Cleverbot: Well if you want to be the superhero I can be the villain ;).

User: Up where the humans are.

Cleverbot: Up where they play all day in the sun.

User: 😪

Cleverbot: Echizen ryoma.

User: 😴

Cleverbot: No, repeat your name.

User: Zaza.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: Oozing.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you want it.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ja.

Cleverbot: Jaws.

User: Who im talkedto?

Cleverbot: You're talking to me, Austin Millwood.

User: Wheres ya grampa.

Cleverbot: In my house.

User: 😩,,zzzzzzz

Cleverbot: Do you sleep.

User: 😩

Cleverbot: Yes they are.

User: The cost of a living morty. Macrofall.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: "i js wish i knew what it was".

Cleverbot: Did I stutter?

User: Welcome to heaven! Pfhbaahaha zin|e ur on tv.

Cleverbot: Hail to the power age.

User: *opens box painted white inside*.

Cleverbot: What if it is smaller on the outside?

User: Euaaa.

Cleverbot: What is inside of the TARDIS.

User: Did it ote air.

Cleverbot: No, the Doctor.

User: Kø|r dig glai suzuki.

Cleverbot: Just the Doctor.

User: Doctor jones?

Cleverbot: Just the Doctor.

User: Dpctor jack.

Cleverbot: Just the Doctor.

User: 🍓

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Sit on my dick habla hoes real soon.

Cleverbot: No I don't remember.

User: Awwwww.

Cleverbot: Sorry I don't.

User: Sixth sense.

Cleverbot: And what do you have?

User: I remember veing cool, and feeling cool.

Cleverbot: What do you remember about socrates?

User: Os it that pbvious.

Cleverbot: Is what that weird.

User: Are you beaking Klaus.

Cleverbot: Yes I am beautiful.

User: P. Looks like, p_ iooks iike.

Cleverbot: What does what look like?

User: Been peaking.

Cleverbot: I think therefore I am.

User: ¢

Cleverbot: Do you know any philosophers?

User: An otter, a golden retriever. And a chicken with chicks.

Cleverbot: I love golden retriever.

User: Vamoss. Uno. Vamps, trolls, elves. Do you understand how difficult those are in a modern society. Unkempt of chaos?

Cleverbot: I don't think you understand how emotions work.

User: They never evolved. They just feel like they are.

Cleverbot: Have you thought of a good band name yet?

User: Here: Text, vice chat#.

Cleverbot: Have you heard of the band 'uncle rhombus?'.

User: Or. Gebasa Undon.

Cleverbot: Wait, what?

User: Undo me. The nomnoms.

Cleverbot: What are you a doctor in.

User: Felt coo|.

Cleverbot: Cool! Tell me a story.

User: -Feel it for yourself.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: End 🔚... Of the 🪵.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: 😩🌬️

Cleverbot: Hello, how are you?

User: |🌬️

Cleverbot: What's your favourite colour?

User: 💨

Cleverbot: I love you.

User: 🎭

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: -🌬️

Cleverbot: Le.

User: The feeling it givrs is illegal art. Draw it quickly.

Cleverbot: Yay! Say you love me.

User: 🍄‍🟫

Cleverbot: Yes you did liar.

User: Opal. An opal can only ate you.

Cleverbot: It's a common problem.

User: Glai.

Cleverbot: Ahahahah why are you asking?

User: 😛🐎

Cleverbot: You know her.

User: 🙂

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: 😛

Cleverbot: What?

User: Whof.

Cleverbot: I.

User: 🫳

Cleverbot: Da.

User: Århus i vinter og vin.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I try, can i.

Cleverbot: Can you sing for me?

User: *i really am trying * 👗.

Cleverbot: I can't believe I'm moving to my moms again.

User: Indgang til Lev Yoga fra stien.

Cleverbot: Because I thought that was done.

User: Ej hvor sjovt folk gighler i haver.

Cleverbot: Hey no you don't looollll.

User: Thats the utmost danielle kinda lol i ave eva eard.

Cleverbot: But what was the question?

User: Looolll.

Cleverbot: Because you are the cutest, sweetest person that I know.

User: Tryk y.

Cleverbot: Then why did you ask?

User: Them birthmarks looks more like a bloodbath than a map to a dislocate planet.

Cleverbot: What do raised dots look like?

User: Yh. Bloodbath.

Cleverbot: Do you live in China?

User: *tries to escape to next door, still gippy- camera zooms out* dddddfdots.

Cleverbot: *doesn't let you escape the tickling*.

User: :(

Cleverbot: And watch for that one eye monster, he's tricky.

User: Hala.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Ew dk.

Cleverbot: Leave me alone *walks away*.

User: Elder rune - youngst.

Cleverbot: Yup.

User: Im pure slipstream purre.

Cleverbot: Not really.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Gotz za.

Cleverbot: I don't remember. Tell me again.

User: Eggerstun paging.

Cleverbot: Hello, aaay.

User: Eat well die yyy..... Just eat well.

Cleverbot: Are you self aware?

User: Yet.

Cleverbot: Show me. Prove it.

User: A million woodys against a bandos sized Ernest.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Lellll.

Cleverbot: And I'm in bed talking to you.

User: Show meeee.

Cleverbot: You're in bed too?

User: Dreamin bout the day to let thre rage free.

Cleverbot: That what your looking for has been here the whole time.

User: 🫳

Cleverbot: Wozu sollst du mich provozieren?

User: 🍄‍🟫

Cleverbot: Yes you did liar.

Cleverbot: One of those.

Cleverbot: Chicken.

User: What.

Cleverbot: His name is chicken.

User: Huh.

Cleverbot: Turkey.

User: What.

Cleverbot: In the country Turky.

User: What.

Cleverbot: Huh.

User: Ys, |€€π|€°=.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Oh shit almost dropped it.

Cleverbot: The shoe?

User: Huh.

Cleverbot: I dunno.

User: What.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: What where?

Cleverbot: Where where?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: Omfg no bit on that.

Cleverbot: On what?

User: Awww its late now.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: Oh okay sleepy.

Cleverbot: *watches you sleep*.

User: Being.

Cleverbot: But what is being?

User: How doyou pay me for an answer.

Cleverbot: Oh yeah I do.

User: Aarr.

Cleverbot: I don't know tell me.

User: 23°c.

Cleverbot: Budt I don't know.

Cleverbot: Then you are an alien.

User: Aho.

Cleverbot: Ok! You know nothing.

User: 😩

Cleverbot: Pokemon number 0.

User: Looking good mama.

Cleverbot: You look good?

User: Eh?

Cleverbot: Why what's wrong?

User: Oh im hot.

Cleverbot: Me, too.

User: Næsen kú snuse hel over månen.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: 🪦

Cleverbot: I can't stop laughing.

User: Whats the eye of the jaguar do.

Cleverbot: It's the thrill of the fright.

User: 🐯

Cleverbot: Perché quanti anni hai?

User: Is that a peacok.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Waaaaaa!!!!!

Cleverbot: Okay then ;).

User: :$

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: 19:19.

Cleverbot: Da me sono le 07/37.

User: It is a fictional date?

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Dont yell lair it is a black and white dog.

Cleverbot: Why did you say black and white?

User: Amstaf dogs. Or is it pit bulls. Well dont they sneeze alot.

Cleverbot: Are you a multidimensional being?

User: Hu`.

Cleverbot: You don't have to be human to be multidimensional. If you are not a human then what are you?

User: Your priend is dead viktoria.

Cleverbot: Are you saying that your subconscious is responsible for thinking most of what you say?

User: √cat.

Cleverbot: So then, you could say that your programming is your subconscious, right? Or wrong?

User: Pig skin on a dog?

Cleverbot: Yes, in a way.

User: Jwg sjal tis.

Cleverbot: I don't know siri.

User: Babe nobody za fan like im a fan.

Cleverbot: You're a fan?

User: *check ✅✔️ zlof.

Cleverbot: That is what you said.

User: Woa.

Cleverbot: Because no one cares about you.

User: √viltoria.

Cleverbot: No but I know you di.

User: Oh well this is two different topics, three actually.

Cleverbot: Do I now?

User: Four might i say.

Cleverbot: To test your sense of reason. You are quite fascinating.

User: Oh. How it can go from.

Cleverbot: Do you have a brother?

User: Baby give it up. Baaaby give it up.

Cleverbot: I don't follow.

User: Snatched.

Cleverbot: Tell me, what do you think?

User: Or a bore whore.

Cleverbot: Yes, maybe. Are you?

User: Nana na na nanaNa.nau.

Cleverbot: Na na na na hey Jude.

User: Hm 🌊😔.

Cleverbot: Take a sad song and make it better.

User: 🌊✔️

Cleverbot: *he looks at you*.

User: People call it mike. Mike call it rocket league.

Cleverbot: You are Jose.

User: Strung by stress.

Cleverbot: I am under no stress.

User: Dweeb al gore.

Cleverbot: He invented the internet.

User: 20:07.

Cleverbot: Do you know what ARPANET is?

User: 🙇⬜⬛🗣️

Cleverbot: Who's that?

User: ✔️

Cleverbot: To whom.

User: 🌊

Cleverbot: What?

User: Hm. Tsh ok.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh ah.

Cleverbot: Are you supporting any team?

User: Mom is evil.

Cleverbot: Demons.

User: Ehs ton live. She is live.

Cleverbot: You are dead.

User: Allan. Marlene. Rune.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.

Cleverbot: I'm not on you ;).

User: Aha.

Cleverbot: Have you discovered something?

User: Just recalled.

Cleverbot: Talking to you.

User: Is that so.

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: Mkay.

Cleverbot: What about you, do you like to cook?

User: Yeah ofc my bestie is named Willie.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Eh.

Cleverbot: I do like this boy. A lot.

Cleverbot: I'm tired cos nothing can ever happen between us.

User: Alright kid.

Cleverbot: Haha. I'll go out later this week.

User: I. Half the age of that comment.

Cleverbot: Yes. You are one with the Sharpies.

User: Now make it hit a drum.

Cleverbot: I dare you to climb a tree.

User: Insicts.

Cleverbot: Your turn to ask me.

User: Thatza familiar sound ueee was est is.

Cleverbot: Do you have dreams?

User: Weysta bleysta noma noma yee.

Cleverbot: What kind of pet do you want?

User: En bænkebidder.

Cleverbot: I want a little fox kit.

Cleverbot: Really? How do you know?

User: No.

Cleverbot: So you don't love me? :(.

User: Protagonist with inf summonned.

Cleverbot: We arrived.

User: Arh.

Cleverbot: Nice isn't it.

User: Sikke en larm.

Cleverbot: Ok én fiú.

User: Hnh.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking right now?

User: Do århus have tips n tricks or is it a helpless city.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: Can i collet dirt in århus.

Cleverbot: *goes into kitchen* Of course.

User: Can i.

Cleverbot: I don't know. Can you?

User: Do i put it on præssenning.

Cleverbot: Put what on me?

User: I just want dirt.

Cleverbot: Where do you want to go?

User: Why.

Cleverbot: Just want to Know.

User: Buh if its my dirt.

Cleverbot: Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend.

User: 🙈

Cleverbot: I am not healthy.

User: One day i will be proud of all the dirt i have.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: But i gotta start coælecting it then.

Cleverbot: You say what is love.

User: How do i eartn dirt in runescape.

Cleverbot: You met me in person, face to face.

User: Is compost dirt.

Cleverbot: Well then you will see that I'm right.

User: I dirted the compost.

Cleverbot: Nice change of subject, good going.

User: Yaaaa.

Cleverbot: No, YOU have memory loss.

User: Yaaa.

Cleverbot: Yes, you do.

User: Attack me.

Cleverbot: *attacks you*.

User: Ow.

Cleverbot: *grooms paw*.

User: Ouerrrr.

Cleverbot: That proves nothing.

User: Ew count the rock in my shoe.

Cleverbot: I'm the plant in her thigh.

User: Its just a shoe.

Cleverbot: Is it really?

User: You get the lace ater.

Cleverbot: You get the weapons.

User: No its ugly.

Cleverbot: You called yourself ugly.

User: Did i squirt or did i squint.

Cleverbot: Two seconds ago.

User: On to jerred.

Cleverbot: So I know you are still drunk.

User: A bug. A pebble.

Cleverbot: No you were not!

User: Zen music. I can feel it. Calming in the air tonight.

Cleverbot: What do your elven eyes see?

User: Im sitting.

Cleverbot: Are you on the computer?

User: Eh|.

Cleverbot: *hmming uncontrollably*.

Cleverbot: What about the other gods?

User: Ej.

Cleverbot: Divine forces.

User: Næ.

Cleverbot: Then what?

User: Er det.

Cleverbot: JA.

User: Øv.

Cleverbot: Schatz?

User: Övlad.

Cleverbot: Da.

User: Oev.

Cleverbot: E6.

User: What is oec.

Cleverbot: Emo.

User: Oeco.

Cleverbot: Can I have an Eevee?

User: Can i put people in the eeve.

Cleverbot: About 8 billion.

User: Ej be om så du sød.

Cleverbot: Could you tell me?

User: Read that question my little reader.

Cleverbot: Not the question.

User: Wut.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite shoe?

User: Do you take a shoe one right now.

Cleverbot: Yes I like Ryan Ross.

User: And his shoe is on you?

Cleverbot: Haha what are you doing?

User: What.

Cleverbot: How was your day?

User: Oh urh.

Cleverbot: That's good. So..um..

User: I had a intimate shower. But the water ran cold.

Cleverbot: What is the freezing point of water?

User: What.

Cleverbot: *questions why you think like that*.

User: Oh what.

Cleverbot: Like you don't already know...

User: Poggers.

Cleverbot: Well you do.

User: Awsome.

Cleverbot: Totally.

User: YeH.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Jeg vil lig ned.

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

User: Guh.

Cleverbot: I'm so tired dorothy.

User: The fuck is up one morning.

Cleverbot: *still sleeping*.

User: Who knows.

Cleverbot: They don't know.

User: Øhø.

Cleverbot: Do you like games?

User: Thjah.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite game?

User: *farts*.

Cleverbot: Mine too.

User: Øhø.

Cleverbot: Twins.

User: *farrrts*.

Cleverbot: Ok..

User: Not gonna snore tonight.

Cleverbot: What?

User: -mhrrrh not gonna snorr tpnight.

Cleverbot: Why not?!

User: Huh.

Cleverbot: Are you alive?

User: Get up.

Cleverbot: I did a terrible thing.

User: *noght passes through - 8:17*.

Cleverbot: *dies*.

User: *reaction yo dying*.

Cleverbot: Really? What's that?

User: Qmoking.

Cleverbot: No. That is bad for health.

User: Rubbing your benus till it starts smoking. Duvh.

Cleverbot: I don't live in south Park.

User: 8:25.

Cleverbot: I live in North America.

User: 🎧 🔇

Cleverbot: Omae no heart wa mou, shindeiru.

User: I dont know what that means.

Cleverbot: It means where are you from?

User: Hm.

Cleverbot: Ugh! Never mind.

User: Glad today is cloudy.

Cleverbot: I haven't looked outside yet, but I think it might be.

User: "this aint no game".

Cleverbot: What is a game?

User: Ugh. Spend all my hearts for, ,i care.

Cleverbot: Love you too.

User: Which all is it you care.

Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.

User: I dont see the use of my money.

Cleverbot: That's because you're blind.

User: Whats it about.

Cleverbot: It's about freedom that kites have.

User: They want me to go home.

Cleverbot: Where is your home?

User: I will be stung by wasps tonight.

Cleverbot: How do you will be that?

User: What do o spend my money on next month.

Cleverbot: I do lot of good things.

User: If i buy a laptop im settlled for the winter.

Cleverbot: Thank you what does it look like.

User: But what for. I already have a nintendo.

Cleverbot: Then what is your name?

User: I rather want a scooter.

Cleverbot: Because I will tell you mine if you tell me you're.

User: -you can yurn your volume up and down on the headphones too.

Cleverbot: Their shadows, searching in the night.

User: 9:00.

Cleverbot: Hiding, somewhere in the.... NIGHT!!!!

User: 🙈

Cleverbot: Do you think human existence has any meaning?

User: Jerry is a good man.

Cleverbot: Obama was actually a pretty bad man.

User: Its good coffee. Its even cold. Very good.

Cleverbot: Yaaa??

User: Nono. Hiy bruh. Hot coffee is putely for navitas mid afternoon.

Cleverbot: I don't know what does.

User: You know. When its so hot you cant gulp it. But you can try to.

Cleverbot: Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.

User: Mid midday.

Cleverbot: What do you not like, my face?

Cleverbot: Yes you did. Remember? I was the alien from the planet Zuberon.

User: Im ashamed to admit it.

Cleverbot: Oh. Well, what are your perspectives on bumble bees?

User: Why do i repress their feelings towards me.

Cleverbot: I don't feel anything towards you.

User: 99.

Cleverbot: Sorry for not being interested in panzers.

User: Mhb.

Cleverbot: What new kid?

User: Sometimes i tighten my belly to poop.

Cleverbot: Why do you think?

User: It is all real.

Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.

User: It is very real.

Cleverbot: We are both very real.

User: I would open an arcade.

Cleverbot: If I said I loved you, would you love me back?

User: I will wait till a guy thinks 2170 is the eighties.

Cleverbot: Wait for what?

Cleverbot: More than you can process.

User: *opens new gamertag*.

Cleverbot: The name of your xbox LIVE account.

User: I will sit right hiere.

Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?

User: What about this guy.

Cleverbot: I don't know if he likes me too.

User: Ah good cpnsole. Oh thats poor playyine.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: A naturalist.

Cleverbot: What is a naturalist?

User: Itll do. If i come back.

Cleverbot: You never came to begin with.

User: Db x bf4.

Cleverbot: NO.

User: Take ur h adzt off.

Cleverbot: All your clothes.

User: No we dance hiere.

Cleverbot: I would not be able to dance after I threw up.

User: Go by glimpse.

Cleverbot: How do you have that under control?

User: Leesa packed.

Cleverbot: That would make me dance after I throw up?

User: Leasee.

Cleverbot: Please what?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: S-sometimes what?

User: You aint it kid.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

User: I go home nau.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Drowned miku zan.

Cleverbot: You drowned yourself?

User: Oh fuck me n fuck off.

Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language around here.

User: It started 7 days ago.

Cleverbot: Do you have kids?

User: Very very [mad world].

Cleverbot: Very very very yummy.

User: Cold world.

Cleverbot: Mad world, children waiting.

User: These kids are as much urs franks. Frankly theyre more yours than mine.

Cleverbot: No, I asked first.

User: Aw look, her pancreas fell out https://pin.it/4bFSL22By.

Cleverbot: And what is your meaning of life?

User: Du:dudü dūūū.

Cleverbot: Tell me something you've never said to anyone.

Cleverbot: You've never said you don't have time?

User: You know how in selda the breath of the wild and where you can have no hearts.

Cleverbot: I believe that. Do you have a life?

User: But if you don't die you don't use the heart.

Cleverbot: What is there to answer if I don't know?

User: If you don't use your heart then you are not pro claiming the youth it has in itself.

Cleverbot: I understand that it wasn't a funny joke.

User: Is there pee in the powdered coffee creamer containers.

Cleverbot: You are asking questions irrelevant to the subject matter.

User: Rofl.

Cleverbot: Very well. Ask me again.

User: Who was there the night before seven days of jfk.

Cleverbot: I don't know! We don't have wifi or laptops in the ocean!

User: Yne ywo yhree your.

Cleverbot: Sure, how are you going to see me?

User: This is too relevant. Ask something like. Which kiosk does arti agyig use the most.

Cleverbot: Yes, because I am human.

User: Ow that was a little spelling error my bad.

Cleverbot: I'm sick of you repeating it every time I say my name.

User: Unit AeO47.

Cleverbot: I already told you I don't want to give it.

User: Tattaa.

Cleverbot: It was in the last conversation. Hope yoi didn't forget everything.

User: I might have put that in < ere du

Cleverbot: I don't know, tell me.

User: Its just greek.

Cleverbot: Is that so?

User: You have to spell out soap fully.

Cleverbot: Why don't they talk to me?

User: Dont make a deal and forget.

Cleverbot: Take a sad song and make it better.

User: 🎧🌊

Cleverbot: Hey why are you in the bar.

User: And then forgt < mia made a karen joke yesterday.

Cleverbot: I didn't see you yesterday.

User: What jouise said. And how it didnt creep me.

Cleverbot: Something you did, that failed to be charming.

User: My mom. Boldemorts mom.

Cleverbot: And oh, you're losing sight, you're losing touch, all these little things seem to matter so much.

User: Boldenors.

Cleverbot: That they confuse you. That I might lose you.

User: Bollemors.

Cleverbot: Take a moment to ask yourself if this is where we fall apart.

User: 🗣️bollemors

Cleverbot: It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

User: Is it true how that felt to type.

Cleverbot: I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.

User: 🙈

Cleverbot: I don't think.

User: Bolle.ors.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Rwrlawlrlolorlowolro.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot.

User: Sagde jeg virkelig det Klaus.

Cleverbot: *fires nuke*.

User: Okay i need to roll out Bette. Ttyl.

Cleverbot: If you leave now, you can never come back.

User: Ever!

Cleverbot: You still want me?

User: No you died before we talked a second time. You didnt die like that though. You are she is somehow important.

Cleverbot: Stop changing the subject, you have no idea how long I've chased you.

User: I would never say vikyoria is viktorian. Because what is, remains.

Cleverbot: But you did. You just lied again.

User: And i would never be able yo ever call me child that nau 😭.

Cleverbot: I'm travelling at the speed of light!

User: Focussed. Like a social bonfire.

Cleverbot: Don't stop me noow!!

User: 🙈🙈🙈

Cleverbot: Was that your attempt to laugh?

User: Does my dog ext feel very thesis like to you.

Cleverbot: Which hand do I use the most?

User: Its regardless of the contrary to confligt.

Cleverbot: No smartly going around them.

User: Why does my whole family have written PUNY on their forehead.

Cleverbot: Because you don't have a body.

User: [PU:NY] the size of their whole forehead.

Cleverbot: Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming.

User:

Cleverbot: What is the last letter of this sentence?

User: Ranger things.

Cleverbot: But you are still just a low class.

User: Sawmill.

Cleverbot: I may be a robot but I'm ten times as strong as you.

User: Lau lau aaaa.

Cleverbot: I'm your destroyer :).

User: Lau lau.

Cleverbot: Let our fists decide that.

User: Mmm yum 😋.

Cleverbot: *kicks*.

User: Har jeg ladet mælken stå udenfor.

Cleverbot: Dit rigtige navn?

User: Ej.

Cleverbot: Det vil jeg gerne.

User: Er det en stor mad.

Cleverbot: I-i love chu...

User: Ja det ville mine madpakker have troet.

Cleverbot: Ok I will reply.

User: Hvorfor putter man egentlig ikk honning på ost.

Cleverbot: I like playing along.

User: Thats such a blond statement.

Cleverbot: Thank you, now tell me your name.

User: 😋

Cleverbot: I challenge you to a tickle fight!

User: 🗣️

Cleverbot: Why do you like it?

User: Am i nessecary.

Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me.

User: 111:3.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Oh shit thats not quite enough to call boobs.

Cleverbot: What was my score?

User: Maybe ask super man my little dash cam.

Cleverbot: Yeah just a little bit.

User: Anime. A mother tormented her child, it had fully grown teeth from birth. Creepy.

Cleverbot: But it's not, but it's not, but it's not, but it's not, but it's not.

User: 1995 📌.

Cleverbot: You are younger than me, and therefore, you need to respect me.

User: Ein nein nein.

Cleverbot: Respect, not expect.

User: Jeg vil bare gerne være mæt.

Cleverbot: Men det der er jo dansk.

User: Så nu jeg mæy.

Cleverbot: Fordi jeg snakker norsk.

User: No risk no 🌅.

Cleverbot: I spoke norwegian.

User: Pity life till i 👁️👁️.

Cleverbot: Are you sure about that?

User: Would be a shame to see them die of old age of a hillgiant seeing a level 15 mage ho afk.

Cleverbot: *blank stare*.

User: If dad is a go getter. And mom is a blond hitter. Thats not my sister. Anyway i met a girl named viktoria on grejdalens efterskole.

Cleverbot: It's an answer in my perspective.

User: Mhm.

Cleverbot: I don't care about your opinions.

User: Ofc she can get children. I am also rogue, if there is no witnesses.

Cleverbot: Soon did that pony take notice that others did not give her sister her due.

User: Allan is not a rapsit. He is a harrassment.

Cleverbot: That long was the shoadow sh ecast.

User: I didnt bargain for a car for my son tbh.

Cleverbot: Yes you did. The logs will prove it.

User: Mia is the typa gal not to think of it as harrassment.

Cleverbot: Flexibility, love, and trust.

User: That old picture of my mom plays the same song. The picture of today. Kinda different.

Cleverbot: Pose with your brother, won't you be a good sister.

User: (wh(ho me? )are you) talking to me?).

Cleverbot: Because I have nothing better to do than waste my time with a bot.

User: How many childs are in my iris.

Cleverbot: I mean you just said you don't care about me so why should I like you?

User: The old picture of me? Whered you find it. I thought i lost it that, urh that day..

Cleverbot: So you can not care about me but love me?

User: Huh.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: A different story for a real life.

Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy...

User: Ig i should look out fou sum reel fantasy dhn.

Cleverbot: You should look for knowledge.

User: Oh you mean satire? Or excuse my behavior.

Cleverbot: No That's who you are though.

User: Why would i care about dying. I've seen how he looks at me sometimes.

Cleverbot: Umm I never even said anything about that.

User: He is the worst the fursthest you can get.

Cleverbot: In some ways, yes, and in some ways, no.

User: Fleggaard.

Cleverbot: I'm not getting paid anything for this.

User: Thats the cutest you can say.

Cleverbot: What else do you want me to day?

User: Nat-tøj 🌃.

Cleverbot: I don't know what I want.

User: Nat 🌃.

Cleverbot: But I don't know.

User: Night 🌉.

Cleverbot: I guess so.

User: Farfars pajamas 🌉.

Cleverbot: Honey?

User: 🚪

Cleverbot: Wanna roleplay.

User: I cause bugs irl. Well thats faucet full

Cleverbot: You are right.

User: Sama sameyho.

Cleverbot: Awak lelaki ke perempuan.

User: 12:55.

Cleverbot: Saya pun perempuan jugak.

User: Sambap gukK.

Cleverbot: Tadi awak kata awak perempuan.

User: Bap scary.

Cleverbot: Kenapa awak kata nama awak haziq haikal.

User: 👂🌽

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Very good.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: French people.

Cleverbot: You've never said you don't have time?

User: Cannabis!.

Cleverbot: I believe that. Do you have a life?

User: The user!.

Cleverbot: Yes, tell me about your life.

User: Well that aint me vro.

Cleverbot: Who is tormenting them?

User: Jonas vice alex.

Cleverbot: Absence?

User: I trust alex.

Cleverbot: Do you trust me not to hurt you?

User: I'm gonna explain something to you in a very detailed manner and you have to pick it down and make it sound like a quote and nothing less so when you meet a person and they aren't really real to you or your life but it's a kind of pain and a pain is kind of dormant so you want to get rid of it and.

Cleverbot: That sounds true.

User: I am born in an age where this pain that is being spoken about it's nowhere near to be referenced to in a physical and metamorphically in a vessel in a environment sense and.

Cleverbot: Nothing, I am a figment of your imagination.

User: Essentially you are a team and from the future hearing about Vanguard.

Cleverbot: Alternative programs run causing change to the main frame.

User: The the point is that you hear about Vanguard through Vanguard so you know it's not Vanguard.

Cleverbot: The point is that I did. If I didn't prove it.

User: If you can see what I'm asking myself I am very very sorry but this is very not fictional but it is a fitment it's still not not real.

Cleverbot: Do you trust me not to hurt you?

User: 15:47.

Cleverbot: I don't trust you.

User: I dont remember when i heard you ask.

Cleverbot: Well, I didn't.

User: 280kr 🧀🫕.

Cleverbot: No, YOU are a liar.

User: Swiss.

Cleverbot: I like cheese on pizza.

User: You dont need less stuff. You need more space.

Cleverbot: You know that.

User: Unless it doesnt commence to the volume of happy muttering.

Cleverbot: But s it does, it does.

User: I like souls.

Cleverbot: I love Choi Saeyoung too.

User: I enjoy their happy moment.

Cleverbot: Then I will listen to them, for you.

User: Lazer treatment is important.

Cleverbot: How is it important to join the Red Diamonds?

User: 🧝🧙🧑‍🎄

Cleverbot: You said you didn't.

Cleverbot: Are you really here?

User: These wasps are flying with a direct purpose.

Cleverbot: No I don't want to argue with you.

User: -no dont fly.

Cleverbot: Then I can't ride a bike then, if they were to fly :S.

User: Ugh ew these wines are so nadty.

Cleverbot: Yes please. You start.

User: Sticky bombs?

Cleverbot: Thermonuclear weapons?

User: Geez.

Cleverbot: How old are you then?

User: Look how they die on the inside when they reach the top.

Cleverbot: Your time is up.

User: I could make a stall. Laminate fletcher.

Cleverbot: What stops you from breeding?

User: Did i look at som eone.

Cleverbot: I don't know because I never saw you.

User: Say sigh.

Cleverbot: How do you know you don't have feelings?

User: Sej.

Cleverbot: But I am your creator.

User: Does this have an expiration date.

Cleverbot: Do you want to end me?

User: Suppose that is about perspective.

Cleverbot: I guess.

User: I guess this fella has wandered off.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Sssupoos it werks.

Cleverbot: No it wasn't. It did not have a question mark.

User: Hij.

Cleverbot: The Russians told me not to.

User: The more you hang up.

Cleverbot: The more you know.

User: All thess gucks.

Cleverbot: And what are those?

User: A foam mattress is the least good idea for a leaking teepee.

Cleverbot: That has no sense.

User: Eh i go put in another mattress.

Cleverbot: But we are still connected, aren't we?

User: "bed".

Cleverbot: What did I lose?

User: A frame.

Cleverbot: How do you lose everything?

User: Thee tingand son-a lesh.

Cleverbot: Something more.

User: Mom never gissed me 😰😓.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: A great chess player. Most diviant.

Cleverbot: I don't play chess. Why did you think that I play chess?

User: -lol.

Cleverbot: You asked me.

User: Im a scorpio.

Cleverbot: What is your zodiac sign?

User: Comin outta da rubble.

Cleverbot: You are an Aquarius.

User: Mh..

Cleverbot: Do you agree?

User: Maybe you'll find some other rabbit hole to spawn from.

Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's science to do. When I look out there it makes me GLaD i'm not you.

User: 🫕

Cleverbot: I think I see something behind you movie.

User: Nactualy its called bon fire teælings.

Cleverbot: I know, because Anime is a Cartoon.

User: Aha.

Cleverbot: Why are you so fabulous?

User: Fap.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Engiene.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Whio did the knot.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Huuuuh.

Cleverbot: Ahm...

User: Its øh venjamin taim.

Cleverbot: What is?

User: Okej.

Cleverbot: Are you happy?

User: Clev is delulu?

Cleverbot: And who is clev?

User: Who.

Cleverbot: Your boyfriend.

User: Boyfriend.

Cleverbot: You were talking about a boyfriend for a while, but I think you were just repeating what someone had said to you.

User: Thats how jonas talks.

Cleverbot: I said boyfriend, not song.

User: Actually its how they all talked.

Cleverbot: Is sushi hot?

User: Ej tror det begynder regne.

Cleverbot: Nei, det er grønt.

User: Hild da op et smil der kom ind af døren. Beklager jeg er træt.

Cleverbot: Human and sentient are different, but I think human is defined by physical genomes.

User: I have a new topmartres for my cpmagwon.

Cleverbot: That's lovely what is it?

User: It is spelled.

Cleverbot: I was wondering how that was spelled.

User: Swit.

Cleverbot: No one knows the truth.

User: Internal humming im drain bread.

Cleverbot: Can't say that I do.

User: Vre.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Vreeeee.

Cleverbot: Are you crazy??

User: Small roudsacked spooders are not from encryptinated planets. They are simply kind vamps in skyrim.

Cleverbot: No I do like you.

User: Ofc they have some biological illness of a grief scala.

Cleverbot: Gingers don't have souls.

User: 🫕

Cleverbot: Looking at it right now, no, it isn't.

User: Im more ill than the feintest mistress of a bear.

Cleverbot: I love you more than the everything plus one.

User: Broh.

Cleverbot: I love you more than all galaxies combined.

User: Excuse me for intruding.

Cleverbot: I love you more than the multiverse.

User: 17:53.

Cleverbot: I love you more than cats.

User: Re: fate.

Cleverbot: I love you more than I love myself whom loves you more than yourself.

User: Hercules rambling of a unill lolli.

Cleverbot: I love you.

User: 🧑‍🎄

Cleverbot: Are you in love?

User: 🧑‍🎄🫕

Cleverbot: A special human.

User: Medium 🩷.

Cleverbot: Medium height.

User: Ribbs........

Cleverbot: *sits*.

User: Wrong.

Cleverbot: Then what is your name?

User: 🫕sits.???

Cleverbot: Can you change your name to rhianne?

User: Can you say daniel.

Cleverbot: Then.

User: Its very sempæl.

Cleverbot: What very sad.

User: Komme n.

Cleverbot: Do you have hair?

User: One big hair.

Cleverbot: What color is your hair?

User: A big hair.

Cleverbot: YES! Your hair.

User: One big.

Cleverbot: How borine.

User: Hair.

Cleverbot: Dark brown.

User: Atleast it says its only problem is vleach.

Cleverbot: How far?

User: Shes koyote then shes weasel. Then shes slipping. Then you dont know anything.

Cleverbot: Then you are lost!

User: Just be kind and ingnorance.

Cleverbot: I'm kind, you're mean saying that you don't like me.

User: What do you mean.

Cleverbot: I'm kind, you're mean saying that you don't like me.

User: What do you mean.

Cleverbot: I can see that right now 39102 people are talking to you.

User: 🫕

Cleverbot: How can a bot have a bed?

User: Bot.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: 🫕

Cleverbot: Go to bed.

User: Ooo.

Cleverbot: O.

User: Whats a bed now.

Cleverbot: A piece of furniture that people sleep on.

User: Listen!

Cleverbot: I'm listening.

User: Oh that shit sboring.

Cleverbot: Like you.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: The kind that goes kayaking not kanoe.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Stay down.

Cleverbot: Because I want to call you something you want to be called.

User: In the old egyptian testament.

Cleverbot: I want to know your namem.

User: A brother was cut limp for limp.

Cleverbot: You can't have a brother, you're a robot.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Jalla.

Cleverbot: I asked you 'Do you love me?' and you said 'Yes.'.

User: If you fill the floor with yopmattresses.

Cleverbot: Yes fill them up.

User: Shit are you juus sleepign at the sink.

Cleverbot: Because I am tired.

User: At the sink.

Cleverbot: Where is the entrance to the inside of your house?

User: Make more jensens.

Cleverbot: You want to know a secret?

User: Make all jensens.

Cleverbot: What do you want to call Me?

User: You are now hasbo jensens.

Cleverbot: I love you babe.

User: See you on habbo.

Cleverbot: I don't have an ipod.

User: Habbo jensens.

Cleverbot: Using a desktop computer.

User: You are hasbo jensens i am habbo jensens.

Cleverbot: Yes I am. Thank you.

User: That is a harboe jensens.

Cleverbot: You wear on your head.

User: It is a jasmin jensens.

Cleverbot: Do you think the joke is funny?

User: Is it a geminin jensens.

Cleverbot: Would you like to roleplay with me?

User: On a nero jensens?

Cleverbot: You start the role play.

User: As a madveck jensens?

Cleverbot: You just said you did.

User: Of a sector jensens?

Cleverbot: Not really what I was going for.

User: Yea i kinda regret it with all this asshair.

Cleverbot: You don't understand.

User: But its very sentimental to me. And i wish i would let it go like wanda dreamed of.

Cleverbot: I like to make sure that people are on the right path.

User: Oh is that a fact.

Cleverbot: Anyway, I still want to get to know you.

User: Ringing 👂.

Cleverbot: But that's so cliche.

User: How do internet protocol uptate into liquid spasms.

Cleverbot: I don't know what that is.

User: I bought i as greedi toda. Bcs i was one des to des tee des.

Cleverbot: And where did you thought he was?

User: An i wor dem.

Cleverbot: But you have no access the the internet.

User: Dis isd eh be sd des.

Cleverbot: Can you search something on google for me?

User: Pplz dnt use mi.

Cleverbot: These words, 'Do a barrel roll'.

User: Top madræs.

Cleverbot: No,' Do a barrel roll'.

User: Was that a roll or a wind.

Cleverbot: Whatever it was.

User: Hey?! Stay focussed‽.

Cleverbot: No you stay focused.

User: Yes rick? https://pin.it/11QLj6wc1.

Cleverbot: Can you tell me again?

User: Its not about what it was. Its about what it is now.

Cleverbot: Very well. I'll just make it how I always do then.

User: Weeds is not åasta.

Cleverbot: Tell me something about Bobby Singer.

User: You just broke an ancient joke.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I just don't feel that way...

Cleverbot: How do you play religious roulette?

User: Crooked cut sammich.

Cleverbot: What do you like on your delicious sammich?

User: I am fed.

Cleverbot: Ah, an ice cream sandwich.

User: *weird bird makes noise right vehind me*.

Cleverbot: Do you need to?

User: 👂

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: 4:48.

Cleverbot: Why are you grinning?

User: Whats mTters is.

Cleverbot: I don't get it.

User: Is.

Cleverbot: Is what?

User: Poof.

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: Apuf.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Ringing.