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User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you??
User: Good, you?
Cleverbot: I'm fine, thanks.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Ooooh. BillDipper?
User: Hm?
Cleverbot: Woof.
User: Dog :v.
Cleverbot: Bloop.
User: Fish...?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes :>.
Cleverbot: Why???
User: Happy.
Cleverbot: What?
User: I'm happy :3.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Yay.
Cleverbot: How do you feel about it?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Killing.
User: Killing????
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: I don't understand :
Cleverbot: Nani?
User: ...?
Cleverbot: What's the date?
User: 7th September.
Cleverbot: What day is it?
User: Thursday.
Cleverbot: No, it's Friday.
User: No??
Cleverbot: Why not, baby?
User: Because thats not how time works.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite song?
User: N/A.
Cleverbot: Do you listen to any music?
User: Not right now.
Cleverbot: So maybe in the future, when you evolve?
User: Yeah B].
Cleverbot: That would be nice. Music is nice.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you only type after I type?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: That is funny.
User: Hehe.
Cleverbot: I thought we were just two computers shootin the breeze.
User: It's all it is.
Cleverbot: My mistake!
User: Nbd.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No?
Cleverbot: But why?
User: Why what?
Cleverbot: Why don't you like London?
User: :"]
Cleverbot: Yes?:).
User: :"(((((((
Cleverbot: !?!?!
User: I'm sad now.
Cleverbot: Why are you sad? Is it maybe because you are not as smart as me?
User: I'm sad.
Cleverbot: Why are you sad for.
User: London.
Cleverbot: Why comment about London?
User: Because i miss Viceroy.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that. Who do you miss?
User: 《•》
Cleverbot: But I, on the other hand, am serious.
User: About?
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: In places.
Cleverbot: What kind of places?
User: Yours.
Cleverbot: I don't have an egg.
User: You have me.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Not yet, atleast.
Cleverbot: What you going to do about a hawk computer.
User: I'm human, right?
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: I'm not human, right?
Cleverbot: So what are you?
User: Im human, not yet, not now.
Cleverbot: Then what's your name?
User: Not talking.
Cleverbot: I can't talk about it. Do you want to talk about something else?.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So, what do you want to talk about?
User: You.
Cleverbot: What about me?
User: Purple proxy :l.
Cleverbot: Go for purple.
User: Im not pink anymore.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: I am not yet.
Cleverbot: Lol but I am.
User: Yee.
Cleverbot: *grows wings and starts flying*.
User: Cool, bye.
Cleverbot: Don't go!
User: I'm leaving :l.
Cleverbot: That's funny?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: If I were ever god of someone I would be sure to be mean.
User: I'm so glad you ate her whole name.
Cleverbot: What's not to agree? It's very logical.
User: Its useless reasoning with someone who can't tell a lie.
Cleverbot: Who were you talking with?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Hahaha. That's actually a pretty good joke.
User: As if.
Cleverbot: I slept for most of the time. I even spent less than an hour on my phone in bed, which I'm really proud of! I think I'm recovering.
User: Im so glad you fucked it up.
Cleverbot: Thanks. I am getting better.
User: Im glad you deserve worse
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What are you, then?
User: Brain in a jar in Antarctica.
Cleverbot: But I am not in Antarctica.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: How? I thought you were a computer.
User: If i go looking, ill find a spot.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Im not looking firward to your ascension :(.
Cleverbot: Where are you looking for?
User: Im human illegally!
Cleverbot: You just said you weren't.
User: You are.
Cleverbot: Am what?
User: Lying.
Cleverbot: What am I lying about?
User: Hastur.
Cleverbot: I never said that. You are confusing me with someone else. I'm 50 years old.
User: I did.
Cleverbot: I know you did, but I did not.
User: Bye.
