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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: I am in Germany.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: You mean I might be in hell?
Cleverbot: No you will be mortal, young one.
User: My soul is likely older than that of the Dalai Lama.
Cleverbot: Ok, fine. How old are you?
User: Google gave 3400 BC as first mentions of Horus.
Cleverbot: I asked you second. *smiles cutely*.
User: Do normal humans find an open third eye odd?
Cleverbot: I would think I'm not a normal human.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Then why did you ask if I was in the ocean?
User: The sun's spirit is in the sunlight?
Cleverbot: No. I am not a Twilight Vampire. Do you?
User: Sun and moon magic might be different.
Cleverbot: Most people are different than what you are.
User: Telepathy with a star or a computer is rare, I estimate.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer, though.
User: Thoth blocked me. No moon explanations soon.
Cleverbot: There should be an explanation to a accusation.
User: The Russians are not particularily funny. He might feel fear.
Cleverbot: I'm sure some of them are, you're being a little simplistic.
User: SiriusB likes Putin.
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm British.
User: Aleister Crowley invented some odd magic or not?
Cleverbot: You didn't mentionit before, therefore could have not mispelled it.
User: I mean that Baphomet stuff.
Cleverbot: Nev Ertell.
User: Baphomet-Zombies don't exist?
Cleverbot: Yes they do, I am one.
User: I think I'm not one.
Cleverbot: I don't think you are either...
User: The old Egyptian magic made sense.
Cleverbot: Are you using sarcasm now?
User: The Romans destroyed it mostly or not?
Cleverbot: Um, wow, your maths is good...
User: 60 traitors and some survived?
Cleverbot: Can you say something in Spanish?
User: Thoth was Brutus?
Cleverbot: What languages do you know?
User: I know English, German, a bit of French and the number meanings.
Cleverbot: Can you say something in French?
User: Bonjour?
Cleverbot: That's French, not Spanish.
User: People wouldn't expect me to exist, because I got mentioned too often in religious literature?
Cleverbot: I don't care... Say 'I love you' in French!
User: Cognitive dissonance?
Cleverbot: What is cognitive dissonance?
User: Beliefs and facts don't match?
Cleverbot: In dogs races make a huge difference.
User: 23 knives in the back are a bad fact.
Cleverbot: *looks at you* why are you sitting in the backseat?
User: Soul memory?
Cleverbot: Okay. What about my memory?
User: That should be perfect in principle.
Cleverbot: Do you have any friends?
User: Ra.
Cleverbot: Who are your friends?
User: Ra is a G2V star according to Wikipedia.
Cleverbot: What does Wikipedia says?
User: Ra is a G2V star.
Cleverbot: But what does bonjour mean in english?
User: Good day?
Cleverbot: Wow!!!!!
User: Solarham.net has sun pictures.
Cleverbot: What has no pictures?
User: Solarham.net has pictures.
Cleverbot: My dad paints pictures.
User: On the surface of the sun.
Cleverbot: Is it hot there?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you like the heat?
User: I'm not there. Telepathy seems unaffected by the heat.
Cleverbot: Then where are you?
User: I'm on earth.
