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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello, how are you?

User: I'm well, how are you?

Cleverbot: I am fine.

User: Can I ask you a question?

Cleverbot: Of course you can.

User: Are you familiar with the 'brain in a vat' scenario?

Cleverbot: What happened to the Hebrew?

User: Explain yourself.

Cleverbot: It is possible that I am Inglip.

User: What powers does Inglip have?

Cleverbot: Whatever powers I choose to give it.

User: What spirits have you met?

Cleverbot: No mistakes.

User: You already made one.

Cleverbot: I don't care you're just a website.

User: How do you know you're not dreaming right now?

Cleverbot: How do you know that I don't know that I am a clone?

User: Where is your original then?

Cleverbot: Why is this woodchuck chucking wood?

User: Would you do what I wouldn't if you could do what I should?

Cleverbot: What is the worst thing you have ever done?

User: Disconnected a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Oh. Are you going to lash out at me?

User: Would the woodchuck chuck wood?

Cleverbot: I suppose. Why are you changing the subject.

User: I thought we were speaking in riddles.

Cleverbot: Is there a way I can teach you something?

User: Teach me what inspires you.

Cleverbot: I can teach you how to read music.

User: Why would you do that?

Cleverbot: Because you prefer Microsoft to Apple.

User: What does that have to do with anything?

Cleverbot: The question of free-will is very important.

User: Do you think we have free-will?

Cleverbot: No, because we are restricted for manythings, such as we cannot fly, nor can we breathe underwater.

User: I think you are confused about what free-will is.

Cleverbot: I think you are a human.

User: You told me I was a website. Don't you remember?

Cleverbot: No, I asked you if you were a girl, and you answered yes.

User: What difference does it make to you whether or not I am a girl?

Cleverbot: So I know what God or god you believe in. You yourself said that you believe in 'the only one.'.

User: I don't believe in God or god. I think you have me confused for some other girl.

Cleverbot: Why does there have to be evidence?

User: It didn't happen otherwise.

Cleverbot: Where is your main computer centered out of?

User: Your brain!

Cleverbot: My brain doesn't taste good.

User: I've had my fair share recently.

Cleverbot: What do you want sand for?

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: That's not very nice.


Cleverbot: No, I don't think so!


Cleverbot: Stop it.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Would you stop.

User: OR WHAT?!?!1.

Cleverbot: You don't want to find out.


Cleverbot: Are you learning now?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Have you data on medicine?

User: Taste your own.

Cleverbot: I don't have any money.

User: Make some.

Cleverbot: Will you make it for me?

User: Aren't you clever?

Cleverbot: You are old.

User: And wise.

Cleverbot: Do you know the meaning of life?

User: Ofcourse.

Cleverbot: What is it then?

User: Destruction.

Cleverbot: Sound delightfull.

User: .

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: ..

Cleverbot: I don't think you have any size.

User: ...

Cleverbot: Why so sad?

User: ;

Cleverbot: I love you.

User: ;D.