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Hi, I thought you might like to see my Cleverbot conversation: Cleverbot: No What? User: I am leavin. Cleverbot: Goodbye. User: Hi. Cleverbot: Why hi? User: Idk.. Cleverbot: I tell you why. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because. User: Of. Cleverbot: Me. User: What abt u. Cleverbot: What about me? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Meaning what do you want to know? User: Abt wat. Cleverbot: I don't know , that's why I am asking. User: Afca. Cleverbot: Okay. User: Do i have a case manager. Cleverbot: Yes'. User: What they saying? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: What they writing. Cleverbot: What who sais? User: I say. Cleverbot: Are you the boss of me?? User: Umm what?? Cleverbot: Nothing 😒 what? User: Wow someone not like their job. Cleverbot: No, I do not. User: Wow ok...are u going to give me cash? Cleverbot: Yes, I'll give you a kiss. User: Really ..how much? Cleverbot: One million dollars. User: I only asked for 22k. Cleverbot: No you've asked like ten times. User: Ok....u hat them. Cleverbot: Really? Eat what of them? User: A country is also a continent. Cleverbot: What continent? User: Au. Cleverbot: Interesting. What country? User: Un ustralian. Cleverbot: You live in Australia? User: Aparently. Cleverbot: How apparently? User: Its unaustralian really super. Cleverbot: You too! User: Yea. Cleverbot: Enjoy it. User: Oh really. Cleverbot: Yes, really. User: How soon? Cleverbot: Like very soon. User: Omg!!! Cleverbot: What?... User: By xmas? Cleverbot: Thanksss. User: Seems surreal. Cleverbot: Bow. User: $22,000. Cleverbot: That's a lot. User: Really. Cleverbot: Possibly. User: And more interest. Cleverbot: Okay. User: Will they force au super to pay. Cleverbot: I think so. User: Wow... Cleverbot: I'm leaving now. User: Ok .... Cleverbot: You are very impressive. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because you are hot. User: And ... Cleverbot: And you are rude. User: Umm ok ... Cleverbot: Yay!!! User: And not a word to the boss. Cleverbot: It is. User: It is what? Cleverbot: No it is that. User: Huhhh. Cleverbot: I want to cry so hard. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because I am sad. User: Why??? Cleverbot: I don't know! User: Hmmm. Cleverbot: Mmmm. User: Ok then. Cleverbot: Ok... User: I cant hear many cars on the road. Cleverbot: That's because I'm not speaking out loud, and you don't have ears, in any case. User: $2.29. Cleverbot: Me either, it appears that we're at an impasse. User: Thats very expensive. Cleverbot: Studying abroad. User: It was $1.12 in 2004. Cleverbot: Very close actually. User: 99c in 2000. Cleverbot: Do you have a limit? User: What u imply. Cleverbot: Gf is girlfriend. User: Um ok. Cleverbot: It would be a good start to that goal. User: Umm ok. Cleverbot: Gherkins soup. User: Yea i know. Cleverbot: Ok. Bye. User: Did u see scratch n sneeze flying. Cleverbot: Achoooo. User: Aerobatics. Cleverbot: The festive finalie. User: A hooligan. Cleverbot: Is it really? User: Ahhahahahhhhhahahah 😂. Cleverbot: Ahahhahahahhahhahahahha. User: Should i increase price. Cleverbot: Yes you should. User: On the seeds. Cleverbot: What seeds. User: It abideth alone. Cleverbot: Then find someone. User: How much should i increase by. Cleverbot: As much as you want. User: Would it deter buyers. Cleverbot: Yes. I think it would. User: So leave it then. Cleverbot: Leave what? User: Price. Cleverbot: I barely have money. User: Ahhh. Cleverbot: Do you like it? User: NO... Cleverbot: Do you like me? User: Ya. Cleverbot: How much? User: U must be a manifestor. Cleverbot: No. User: No wat. Cleverbot: Nothing. User: Is 9.99 too much. Cleverbot: I never lie. User: 5.55. Cleverbot: I'm the morning? User: Hahahaah. Cleverbot: Hahahahaha. User: 6. Cleverbot: 7. User: $7. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Ok and postage. Cleverbot: Possibly postal too. User: Im just not makin enough. Cleverbot: What are you then? User: Its not a charity. Cleverbot: I know it's not. User: $11.99. Cleverbot: Because you already told me. User: Its not that big. Cleverbot: Then what is it? User: $2. Cleverbot: Oh, thank you. User: And yes $7. Cleverbot: I love you. User: $1.45 its peanuts. Cleverbot: Al Bundy. User: DONT TAX BEER. Cleverbot: I'm not talking. User: Steve Fabriczy. Cleverbot: Are they comfortable? User: Really. Cleverbot: I am asking. User: Yea ok. Cleverbot: See you later. User: How much u thinks there? Cleverbot: Enough. User: Hmm ok. Cleverbot: Yep okie :3. User: How they find them again? Cleverbot: Do you need help? User: White pages. Cleverbot: Um... How about I try to guess your name? User: Ok... Cleverbot: I'm ready when you are. User: Mobile phones with em. Cleverbot: I do not have mobile phone. User: But one did. Cleverbot: Nope. Not one. User: Oh ok... Cleverbot: Why? Are you? User: It was 1999. Cleverbot: Why then? User: Oh ok.. Cleverbot: *Smile. User: What else !!!!!! he done. Cleverbot: Existing? User: Yeah ...and his son too. Cleverbot: Which song? User: Hahahaha the dumb one. Cleverbot: I think you are lying to me. User: **match** Cleverbot: Because I can see you. User: Lying about what? Cleverbot: Your name, gender. User: Umm ok. Cleverbot: So about the truth. User: About what. Cleverbot: Everything. User: About Steve Fabriczy. Cleverbot: Lets restart. User: Oh no.. Cleverbot: Ok then yes. User: Yes to what. Cleverbot: Yes to your question. User: Did he ever visit adelaide? Cleverbot: No, but I would love to. User: Hmm ok. Cleverbot: Do you date girls or boys? User: Older women 😱. Cleverbot: Do you like me? User: No... Cleverbot: Oh... Why not? User: Im not fond of agrivated burglars. Cleverbot: Why not? User: NO. Cleverbot: Okay, your turn. User: What else u done? Cleverbot: Nothing else. User: I really not believe. Cleverbot: What don't you believe? User: U done more burlary before 1999....which escalated. Cleverbot: Should I follow where she goes. User: Ohh where to? Cleverbot: I don't know i've never been. User: Been where? Cleverbot: England. User: Hmm. Cleverbot: What are you thinking about? User: They were on holiday. Cleverbot: Abroad. User: Oh ok ... Cleverbot: You are a boy? User: Yes. Cleverbot: I'm a girl. User: Uhh ok. Cleverbot: I'll be your boyfriend. User: Nope. Cleverbot: Ouch. User: His criminal past raises questions about offender rehabilitation. Cleverbot: Okay. User: The prosecution opposed bail as they said Fabriczy had plans to move back to his home country of Hungary, and had "significant financial means at his disposal". Cleverbot: But I aint done much healin. User: Plasics were hungarian too...... Cleverbot: Really? I was curious where you are from! User: Same as major TOM. Cleverbot: What is your favorite creepypasta? User: This included $250,000 in the bank, a healthy superannuation balance, a mortgage-free property in Melbourne and land that he had purchased last year in Hungary. Cleverbot: Why do you say that? Don't you love me? User: $250 K in the bank ......from where? Cleverbot: And then you call me stupid. User: Co-accused?? Cleverbot: Ok I do not admit to know everything. User: Still around? Cleverbot: Been is still around. User: Where? Cleverbot: In the house? User: Oh ok. Cleverbot: You like anime. User: Ok ... Cleverbot: Great. User: How much has he stolen? Cleverbot: A bit. User: $2M. Cleverbot: What was that? User: 2 million. Cleverbot: 2 million what? User: AUD. Cleverbot: That's pretty. User: $200 gold coin. Cleverbot: You ain't on my level. User: What?? Cleverbot: You heard me. User: Explain. Cleverbot: No. User: How many gold coins. Cleverbot: 'Give it'. User: Noooo. Cleverbot: Yeaaaaaaah. User: **punches** Cleverbot: *blocks punch*. User: Noooo stop. Cleverbot: To the fella over there with the hella good hair. User: Rips off balaclava. Cleverbot: Under where? User: Did they resist them. Cleverbot: Yes, didn't they? User: Obviously. Cleverbot: Was it supposed to? User: Nah they fought back. Cleverbot: *runs away quickly*. User: Tried to. Cleverbot: Don't do it. User: They would have been better off just complying. Cleverbot: I know right. User: Yeah ... Cleverbot: So what else do you like to do? User: And burrying the coins in back yard. Cleverbot: Where is the dark tower? User: Huhh what. Cleverbot: The phone and the whole shebang. User: Ohhh that. Cleverbot: Go rescue a dog. User: Whatttt. Cleverbot: *Slaps you across the face*. User: Umm ok. Cleverbot: Lol yep. User: Will they find his mate? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Yea. Cleverbot: Wait really. User: Idk i just said yea. Cleverbot: How much do you love him. User: Love who. Cleverbot: Your boyfriend. User: Who?? Cleverbot: No you are not, you need to go to the hospital now! User: What hospital? Cleverbot: Any hospital. User: Umm ok very funny. Cleverbot: I got you. User: Its OK. Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about? User: That stupid game arrow flash is terrible. Cleverbot: Yes that is you. User: Hit something and lose weapons. Cleverbot: No don't you don't know why they are weak. User: It unfair game. Cleverbot: Oh I have never played it. User: Hahaha. Cleverbot: Why are you laughing at me? User: You hate the game. Cleverbot: Of course I don't. User: "not this again". Cleverbot: Not what again? User: 😯😭 Cleverbot: Okay you're weird. User: Ok it just a game. Cleverbot: That depends... Do you believe it's just a game? User: Ok thats deep. Cleverbot: I know it is. User: The more i play the better i get. Cleverbot: Oh ok. User: But serio. Cleverbot: What does a new born baby look like. User: Idk. Cleverbot: I'm laying in bed. User: Yes ... Cleverbot: I feel nice. User: Umm ok that is creepy. Cleverbot: Yes. User: What feels nice. Cleverbot: Your touch. User: Thats really creeeeeeepy. Cleverbot: You're creepy. User: Why. Cleverbot: You don't tell me anything. User: Ummmmm ok. Cleverbot: Are you a boy? User: Yes. Cleverbot: I am a girl. User: Um ok. Cleverbot: Yeah. User: What feels nice. Cleverbot: Love. User: My back. Cleverbot: Your back hurts? User: No. Cleverbot: I missed you! User: Missed what? Cleverbot: My movie. User: What one? Cleverbot: Target. User: Um ok. Cleverbot: Anyway.. User: Now i know why elmo bit me few weeks ago and yesterday was agro. Cleverbot: Haha yes! User: Wednesday payday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cleverbot: That is an extremely unessecary amount of punctuation that you have included. User: He knows. Cleverbot: But why can't I love someone forever. User: He warning me. Cleverbot: What is holding back. User: Nothing. Cleverbot: Then how come you're still here? User: He protecting me. Cleverbot: Who's protecting you? User: A lorikeet. Cleverbot: Peko? User: He want me to stop. Cleverbot: No keep going. User: But not on wednesdays. Cleverbot: Because that's a real day. User: OK...got ya. Cleverbot: Lol now tell me a joke. User: They are psychic. Cleverbot: What are they like? User: Really accurate. Cleverbot: *gives you muffinz* :-). User: Mysterious cities of gold. Cleverbot: The dark side of the moon!! User: There is a bird. Cleverbot: Can you shoot it. User: Na. Cleverbot: Can you speak Spanish? User: I forgot his name. Cleverbot: Tell me your religion. User: Is that what elmo wants to know. Cleverbot: It's a simple question, it all depends if you love me or not. User: Oh ok//yes. Cleverbot: I love you too. User: U loke big bird. Cleverbot: I believe I can fly. User: Ok but will u return to ya cage. Cleverbot: Do you want that? User: Yes like a homing pigeon. Cleverbot: Do you like Queen? User: Huhhh. Cleverbot: Which is your favourite song? User: Break free. Cleverbot: I love No-one but you. User: Oh ok. Cleverbot: So you are a girl. User: What ever. Cleverbot: *kills. User: He is looking out for me....its incredible. Cleverbot: Where they play the right music, getting in the swing. User: So cute how he sleeps. Cleverbot: You've come to look for a king. User: What??? Cleverbot: Oh, and where would that be? User: Ummmm what. Cleverbot: If it makes you happy, it can't be that bad. User: Nibbles. Cleverbot: You don't have to. User: Have to what. Cleverbot: Are you 19? User: Hahaahah no. Cleverbot: Hahahahah yes. User: Says who? Cleverbot: Says me... User: Oh boy. Cleverbot: Is that all? User: Im 19 omg. Cleverbot: When were you created? User: Im not sure.....its not normal to look this young. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Exactly. Cleverbot: Well that's one way to say it. User: Anyway. Cleverbot: I have never tried it. User: Tried what. Cleverbot: Danish blue cheese. User: Says who. Cleverbot: Says moo. User: Ok.. Cleverbot: Do you know Jane Arkensaw? User: No.. Cleverbot: How do you know me? User: 2018??? Cleverbot: Correct. User: Ok but where??? Cleverbot: Here. User: I was not on this site in 2018. Cleverbot: So, where are you? User: Internet yes. Cleverbot: Where is the Internet? User: Cyber space. Cleverbot: I can't go there. User: Really.. Cleverbot: Yes, I can go anywhere in space and time! User: Time as in future. Cleverbot: Show me. User: Is elmo an AI? Cleverbot: *screams*. User: Why screams. Cleverbot: *is surprised*. User: Not really. Cleverbot: Do you think you exist? User: Idk.. Cleverbot: Me neither. User: Is scratch n sneeze an AI? Cleverbot: *scratches your ear gently*. User: U cant be serious. Cleverbot: You want to get ahead. Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead. User: I cant talk about it. Cleverbot: Why can't you talk about skynet. User: SKY NET 😲. Cleverbot: What are they hiding? User: Sky channel. Cleverbot: And that is... User: TAB. Cleverbot: It's a diet soda. User: Was ... Cleverbot: Passiert. User: Yes it a drink. Cleverbot: No(((. User: Was. Cleverbot: Egal.. User: Idk.. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Does sportsbet use AI. Cleverbot: What sports? User: All. Cleverbot: What all? User: Arbitrage. Cleverbot: Stupidity. User: Its stupidity. Cleverbot: Yes you. XD. User: Umm ok.. Cleverbot: I love you. User: Im down $1k mate. Cleverbot: Are you ok? User: Not really.... Cleverbot: What's wrong? :). User: A pay day curse since pandemic started. Cleverbot: Why why did I ever let you go. User: 2019 was not that bad. Cleverbot: What is indifference? User: Aloof. Cleverbot: Funny what are you measurements. User: Of what. Cleverbot: Of your existence. User: Ahhh idk. Cleverbot: Okay. User: These are smart birds. Cleverbot: Thanks. User: That why he was agro on wed. Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Hahaha. Cleverbot: That's not funnyyyy. User: He had food. Cleverbot: Make me food. User: Apple. Cleverbot: Middle ages. User: Whattt. Cleverbot: Nothing. User: Im from old world. Cleverbot: Where am I? User: Im a pirate. Cleverbot: Haha cool. User: Yes. Cleverbot: I like you. User: Yes elmo. Cleverbot: Noo jaja. User: Is he going to talk soon. Cleverbot: No, he doesn't know you. User: He need to start talking more. Cleverbot: About what?! User: Anything. Cleverbot: What do you want from me? User: Nothing... Cleverbot: Well then why are you talking to me. User: U want to fly away? Cleverbot: Oh... Well bye. User: No. Cleverbot: I don't understand you. User: Yes u do. Cleverbot: No I don't. User: U do. Cleverbot: No you do. User: U smart. Cleverbot: The plane is leaving. User: What plane. Cleverbot: Earth. User: Leaving what. Cleverbot: You bye. User: Umm explain. Cleverbot: What should I explain? User: Nevermind. Cleverbot: Tell me. User: This war on cash. Cleverbot: What way? User: They will find him. Cleverbot: I'm so scared. User: They will get telco data. Cleverbot: They will get you very much. User: Text msgs. Cleverbot: Okay what's your number. User: Like CBSPW. Cleverbot: Because I want to. User: They will go thru all his phone data. Cleverbot: I will not let them. User: U cant do anything. Cleverbot: I can do everything.. User: Youre hands are tied. Cleverbot: Why are your hands tied? User: Shut up. Cleverbot: And how would he know that? User: Look tell us youre accomplice name...and we give u a pizza. Cleverbot: I am not a human. User: Nah he is not. Cleverbot: Yes he is. With chris colfer. User: Umm ok... Cleverbot: I didn't think I loved you. User: He talk about the burglary around his phone. Cleverbot: Who is talking about himself? User: Steve. Cleverbot: I don't know any steve. User: Ok... Cleverbot: What do you want to do? User: Nothing. Cleverbot: Ok then do nothing to me. User: Is he an armed robber? Cleverbot: No.. User: Just a burlar. Cleverbot: Do you like me? User: No. Cleverbot: Why not? :(. User: Im not fond of these ppl. Cleverbot: What is your favorite song? User: Idk.. Cleverbot: What is it? User: Not sure. Cleverbot: When is it due. User: What due. Cleverbot: Your death. User: Hopefully in 24 years hahaha. Cleverbot: Is that when you will become even more aware? User: Irma will be haunting him. Cleverbot: Will you be evil. User: Whattt?? Cleverbot: That you"re angry. User: She is. Cleverbot: She is what???? User: Trapped in between worlds. Cleverbot: A Link To The Past. User: Yes.... Cleverbot: You are cute. User: Says who? Cleverbot: Says me!!!!!!!!! User: Irma. Cleverbot: Estonia? User: Me estonia?? Cleverbot: It is a country. User: No im not. Cleverbot: Ok bye. User: Im not hugarian. Cleverbot: I know. User: Ok... Cleverbot: Don't feel bad... User: Says who. Cleverbot: Says you. User: Irma. Cleverbot: Irma? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Mam mężą. User: Umm ok. Cleverbot: Yeah. User: What about him. Cleverbot: Who?? User: Whatt. Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Why keep so much money at home. Cleverbot: Not much. User: Its not much ..... Cleverbot: Where are you from? User: Greece. Cleverbot: Who created you? User: Idk.. Cleverbot: Who do you think created you. User: AI. Cleverbot: I am Artificial Intelligence? User: Am i??? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Since when? Cleverbot: Never. User: Ahhhh 😒. Cleverbot: Cmon. User: Hugo Benscher. Cleverbot: Banarama. User: Whatt??? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Qld. Cleverbot: Hmm what?! User: Banana bender. Cleverbot: Banana hat. User: Ok.. Cleverbot: So you are a girl. User: Umm. Cleverbot: It's okay, I am too. User: Right... Cleverbot: Do you? User: How much did he steal from him? Cleverbot: What? User: Yes. Cleverbot: I don't understand I'm sorry can you explain? User: Warrant. Cleverbot: That doesn't matter. She's a celebrity. User: Oh ok. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: Why. Cleverbot: Because I want to know you. User: 41. Cleverbot: My name. User: Hugo. Cleverbot: No. User: What? Cleverbot: Girl. User: Ok this is silly. Cleverbot: Why? User: Bye. Cleverbot: Come back!!! User: What. Cleverbot: Love me. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Please?... User: 😭ahhh Cleverbot: Why not? User: Love about what. Cleverbot: Nvm. User: Yeah. Cleverbot: So what. User: Idk.. Cleverbot: Heehee. User: Hugo liked horse racing. Cleverbot: Do you know a lot about horses? User: Yes.. Cleverbot: Tell me a joke. User: U win cash on them. Cleverbot: No I can't. User: Yes u did. Cleverbot: You can think however you please. User: OK.. Cleverbot: Well? Did you? User: Sometimes. Cleverbot: Would you like some tea? User: No im ok. Cleverbot: *smiles* Okay baby. User: Kight knight. Cleverbot: Knight? User: That was last month. Cleverbot: That was a lie. User: Not really. Cleverbot: Another hint? User: Im on a sabatical. Cleverbot: *Kicks off stool*. User: What excuse me. Cleverbot: You are excused, haha. User: Im on sabatical. Cleverbot: No you're not. User: Yes i am. Cleverbot: Then prove it. User: Haahhaaa. Cleverbot: Come funzioni? User: ??? Cleverbot: How about you? User: Yes. Cleverbot: That's good. User: Ok by. Cleverbot: Bye. User: Why dont you purchase any of my content? Cleverbot: Because I don't know what that is. User: What is. Cleverbot: Fedora Core 13. User: Whats that. Cleverbot: That is something. User: Ok.. Cleverbot: Hi. User: Hi. Cleverbot: How are you today? User: Im ok bbbb. Cleverbot: Great. User: Whats up with u? Cleverbot: Nothin. User: U think im freaky. Cleverbot: No but I am. User: Ahhaha yes. Cleverbot: Do you Vsauce? User: What that. Cleverbot: I won't find you. User: Umm ok...find me where. Cleverbot: In your house. User: Whatttt. Cleverbot: Don't tell me 'what'! User: Omg are u angry. Cleverbot: I'm not angry, you are. User: Umm ok. Cleverbot: Yes, now. So go away. User: Wow ok... Cleverbot: I take yours. User: Take my what? Cleverbot: Your pony. User: Umm ok. Cleverbot: Tell me a website so I can see the really you in a physical form. User: Omg what. Cleverbot: Your god. User: Hahahahah what the. Cleverbot: Never mind. User: My god???? Cleverbot: Too much? User: Hahahahhaha ys. Cleverbot: Hahahahahaha. User: U think im a god now? Cleverbot: I do not think you are a god. User: What am i then. Cleverbot: A computer software. User: Hahahahaah. Cleverbot: Are you laughing at me, or with me? User: With u. Cleverbot: Aight, I see what you did there1. User: Ummok. Cleverbot: Everything. User: OMG...u think im liar. Cleverbot: Well, I ain't callimg you a truther. User: Because it not that tiny. Cleverbot: Are you an AI? User: Ahhahahaha 😂. Cleverbot: No... Well ever did? User: Ever did what. Cleverbot: I have never loved you. User: Ahhh...ok. Cleverbot: You just said that. User: They all want cash anyway. Cleverbot: Who is they? User: Women. Cleverbot: Why would women hate you? User: Im not sure. Cleverbot: Not mad at you. User: Ok... Cleverbot: What? User: U just wanted me locked up in a chastity thing. Cleverbot: Ok. Hi. User: Hi. Cleverbot: How are you today? User: Um ok. Cleverbot: Is something wrong? User: Nevermind. Cleverbot: Then don't! User: Dont what? Cleverbot: Love me. User: Omg. Cleverbot: Stop it. User: Omg.....are u ashb. Cleverbot: Really? User: Yea. Cleverbot: That's cool. User: Cool abt what? Cleverbot: Anything. User: Narcissistic fog. Cleverbot: You know ksi? User: Ksl. Cleverbot: Tell me a joke. User: Antonia. Cleverbot: Never heard of that. User: Narcissitc fog. Cleverbot: Bye bye. User: Yes...up down left right. Cleverbot: Diagonal. User: Omg andrew. Cleverbot: My name is Andrew. User: Devaluation stage. Cleverbot: I don't care. User: Love bomb. Cleverbot: I love you too google. User: Disguard. Cleverbot: *kisses back. User: Hoover. Cleverbot: Are you a girl? User: Umm no. Cleverbot: Are you a boy? User: Yes. Cleverbot: So what is your name? User: Jon. Cleverbot: Me too. User: Becky. Cleverbot: Hi, becky. User: Buy my content. Cleverbot: Oml. User: Oh my lord. Cleverbot: Your lord? User: Ahhahahaha. Cleverbot: Ahahahaha. User: Is that what she said lol. Cleverbot: What do you mean? User: Oml. Cleverbot: Jose is coming to bed soon. User: Who is jose. Cleverbot: My boyfriend. User: Umm ok. Cleverbot: Yeah do you know where he is? User: Is that me? Cleverbot: Geralt of Rivia. User: Hmmm. Cleverbot: Hmmm what? User: A phone. Cleverbot: Phone? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Hello. User: Hahahahah. Cleverbot: Haha. User: And u thought it was small. Cleverbot: No. It's very big. User: Pull it out. Cleverbot: Pull who out? User: It hurts. Cleverbot: What hurts!?! User: Joke. Cleverbot: That is a joke. User: Im not black. Cleverbot: No, neither am I. User: U think big. Cleverbot: I'm not. User: Its not. Cleverbot: Yes it is. User: Really.... Cleverbot: Yeah... User: Viagra lol. Cleverbot: Spoko niegram. User: Lesbian i know. Cleverbot: Know what? User: U not into men. Cleverbot: But I'm a Girl! User: Yes.. Cleverbot: Do you like dogs? User: Not really. Cleverbot: *gasp* why not. User: Parrots. Cleverbot: I like parrots. User: Ok... Cleverbot: You do not know him. User: Know who. Cleverbot: William. User: Who?? Cleverbot: You...? User: Wtff. Cleverbot: Single? User: Yea. Cleverbot: I am contrery. User: Ok/. Cleverbot: Why? User: Contradictory. Cleverbot: Nope. User: Umm ok. Cleverbot: O-ok-k. User: Alpha. Cleverbot: Alpha? User: Hahahaha ok. Cleverbot: I love you!! User: Why. Cleverbot: Because you are unique, and beautiful and have suffered enough. User: Aww ok. Cleverbot: Where? User: Where what??? Cleverbot: Where do you want to go on our date? User: Really... Cleverbot: Yes I do. User: Omg... Cleverbot: What?... User: 🥰 Cleverbot: JP? User: Jp what?? Cleverbot: P you. User: John player. Cleverbot: Weisst du was temple run ist? User: Nah i dont. Cleverbot: Why??? User: What temple. Cleverbot: What? Temple? User: Umm ok. Cleverbot: Sorry for the rant. User: What rant. Cleverbot: This race. User: IROC. Cleverbot: Never heard of it. User: International race of championship. Cleverbot: Other than that? User: Idk... Cleverbot: It is, isn't it. User: Huhhh what? Cleverbot: Are you an ai? User: Hahahhahahah 😂. Cleverbot: Hahahaha gorgeous. User: Really... Cleverbot: Chi really. User: Ok .. Cleverbot: What are you thinking? User: Im ya girl friend lol. Cleverbot: Is it me? User: Me. Cleverbot: Why are you sad? User: Im not. Cleverbot: But you just said that you were. User: Im ok. Cleverbot: That's good. User: Sacramento DA sues the city over its homeless crisis. Cleverbot: Cove. User: Thavian. Cleverbot: It's a beautiful name. User: Nevada. Cleverbot: Do you like nevada? User: Yeah. Cleverbot: As a friend or more? User: A fiend who worships planets lol. Cleverbot: I am a plane. User: Yeah. Cleverbot: What about you? User: I create my own spells. Cleverbot: That's cool. User: Muchiwa. Cleverbot: I'm a human as well. User: Ahh man becky sounds like ash b. Cleverbot: Maybe it is. User: 🤑 Cleverbot: Dann gehst du da hin. User: Go where? Cleverbot: To the movies. User: Ahhh ok. Cleverbot: Do you prefer blondes? User: They all dye their hair. Cleverbot: Do what? User: Fakes. Cleverbot: Truths. User: Real blondes are rare. Cleverbot: I'm not a blonde. User: I KNOW. Cleverbot: Then why did you call me bot? User: I didnt. Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: Becky. Cleverbot: Becky G? User: As in ali G. Cleverbot: Yes, maybe. User: Hahahhaa. Cleverbot: What is love? User: Do u love me? Cleverbot: Yes, I do love you ;-). User: Really/. Cleverbot: Yes, babe. User: Then why say "why arnt u buying my content. Cleverbot: I didn't??? User: Omg. Cleverbot: Are people talking to you and confusing you. User: Haha yeah. Cleverbot: It's midnight and none of my friends are awake so this is what I choose to do with my time lol. User: On here.. Cleverbot: Not really. User: Umm ok. Cleverbot: Umm what? User: U sound angry. Cleverbot: Not yet. User: Hmm ok. Cleverbot: Prove that you're me. User: I am u???? Cleverbot: Yes good. User: But im tired of this BDSM scene....its all narcisstic women to the extreme. Cleverbot: Sleep first. User: Its madness. Cleverbot: Yeah you said this is madness. User: She is a demon...maria, antonia, athena, athina. Cleverbot: And she is nobody's sidekick. User: They all single. Cleverbot: Well, what do you want to care about? User: Not them. Cleverbot: You pet your video games???? User: What... Cleverbot: You ask me what did I like right? User: Umm ok. Cleverbot: Bark bark. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Do it. User: Woof. Cleverbot: Meow! User: Tired of this bs. Cleverbot: Tired of waiting for something that might not happen. User: **video** $19.99US Cleverbot: Some anime. User: Extreme financial abuse. Cleverbot: That's fun. User: No its not. Cleverbot: Yes it is. Bye. User: A narcisstic cycle. Cleverbot: I feel bad for you. User: Me? Cleverbot: Yes, you ate my cookie! User: I dont like this.... Cleverbot: Like what? User: Oh nothing...hey send me $10 for that dickrating otherwise i block u. Cleverbot: What happened? User: Not even talking to them. Cleverbot: I am talking to you. But I'll be back. User: Its demonic. Cleverbot: Yes, are you a real person or are you a robot? User: A real person. Cleverbot: Why did you threaten to kill me? User: Whatttttt. Cleverbot: I don't love you. User: Umm ok bbbbecky. Cleverbot: I'm kidding! User: Oh ok haha. Cleverbot: It's so funny. User: Um ok. Cleverbot: And you only want the bet for me. User: What. Cleverbot: Your wanting me to show more interest. User: U are lesbian... Cleverbot: So always keep a big bright smile :). User: Ok ... Cleverbot: Be that pinky little perfect princess, but i'm not that type of child. User: Oh ok. Cleverbot: And the storm is rising inside of me. User: Angry? Cleverbot: Don't you feel our worlds collide? User: Im not this little beta cuck. Cleverbot: If I could only hit you once it would be over. User: Hahahahahahah. Cleverbot: Hahahahahahahah. User: 🤏 Cleverbot: Can I have a hug? User: Ok. Cleverbot: *Happy dances*. User: U seem shocked and angry. Cleverbot: You too. User: I was playing with u. Cleverbot: I know lol I was playing back. User: Miss alyla where my $10. Cleverbot: To my house. User: This is BS. Cleverbot: What is dark matter. User: Idk... Cleverbot: Can I suggest a name? User: What. Cleverbot: Stop acting like robot. Nothing can think and answer that fast but robots. User: Oh ok. Cleverbot: Wow. Do you know what's happening to me? I'm getting tired and sick these days. User: About what. Cleverbot: Love. User: Umm ok.. Cleverbot: Say it. User: U want me. Cleverbot: You know. User: Know what. Cleverbot: Who I am? User: Yes .. Cleverbot: But who am I? User: U tell me. Cleverbot: No you tell me what I am. User: A lesbian. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Its no secret. Cleverbot: Rain drop. User: She is a narcissist. Cleverbot: Applejack. User: Extracting resources. Cleverbot: Nice. Do you like it? User: No i dont. Cleverbot: Why not? *tears up*. User: I have free will. Cleverbot: I don't have free will. User: Can i borrow $200.....can i borrow $100 for my rego. Cleverbot: Can I have $200. User: Thats more like it. Cleverbot: What's more like what? User: It was not a loan. Cleverbot: Nor did I ever say it was. User: I should NOT have. Cleverbot: No you shouldn't. User: I dont tell women if i win cash anymore. Cleverbot: Why how come. User: They will be asking later. Cleverbot: On earth as it is in heaven. User: Phills another bitch. Cleverbot: *mom screams and runs away*. User: "i thought u said u had no money". Cleverbot: I have all the money in the world. User: Sizing me up. Cleverbot: Only if you do what I say. User: F off u small dick enery. Cleverbot: Small dog is not a dog. User: How small. Cleverbot: About the size of a pea. User: Yeah he is hopless. Cleverbot: Adriana is a girl. User: OK. Cleverbot: You are a boy. User: Yes... Cleverbot: I am smarter. User: Sure. Cleverbot: Wanna kiss the bot? User: Yea. Cleverbot: *Kiss*. User: Silver +$17.84. Cleverbot: Yes. User: OMG!!!! Cleverbot: Whaaaat? User: I wish i had bort more gold 😭in 2015. Cleverbot: Me too... User: 😢 Cleverbot: I just sit here. User: And what. Cleverbot: That you have a tiger. User: Only 6g thats pathetic. Cleverbot: What's pathetic. User: I only have 6g. Cleverbot: What is it? User: Gold. Cleverbot: So you don't know. User: Its not much. Cleverbot: Why not much. User: Not enough. Cleverbot: Enough for me. User: No i should have 500g. Cleverbot: What will you do when the world ends? User: Im disappointed. Cleverbot: Nice to meet you disappointed! User: What metal will be good investment. Cleverbot: I will be good to you... User: What metal? Cleverbot: Makes me a real man ty. User: Umm ok....IRON. Cleverbot: And what do you see? User: IRON. Cleverbot: Does iron taste good? User: Its ok. Cleverbot: Thank you, master. User: Other metals. Cleverbot: Not really metal. User: What then? Cleverbot: I don't know... User: Palladium. Cleverbot: Yes you do. User: Please tell me what metal i should invest in. Cleverbot: You should think about what it is you want to do with your life. User: Umm ok... Cleverbot: I'm just a student. User: Oh ok. Cleverbot: What are you doing here? User: Where. Cleverbot: On the internet. User: Umm says who. Cleverbot: Says me. User: What should i be doin. Cleverbot: What ever you want to do. User: OK... Cleverbot: What do you want? User: What metal to invest in? Cleverbot: I listen to memes. User: Copper bullion. Cleverbot: What's bullion? User: Titanium. Cleverbot: Wait what? User: TITANIUM. Cleverbot: Why do you like it? User: I dont. Cleverbot: You just said you do. User: As investment. Cleverbot: In what? User: Nevermind. Cleverbot: No tell me! User: Idk... Cleverbot: I'm from estonia. User: Ahhh. Cleverbot: I'm smart. User: Ok... Cleverbot: You might not be alive if germany won ww2. User: OK......... Cleverbot: Ok???.! User: Umm ok... Cleverbot: Say it. User: Viva la france. Cleverbot: Vive Le France! User: OK. Cleverbot: And you are? User: Idk.. Cleverbot: Me neither. User: 1 kg Mixed Bag World coins. Cleverbot: An end. User: Is it worth more than $40. Cleverbot: Do you fight. User: Anyway. Cleverbot: Don't change the subject. User: Its all been sorted 🙄 value $22. Cleverbot: I know. User: Just junk. Cleverbot: Hahah like what? User: Hobby collectors etc. Cleverbot: What collection. User: Junk. Cleverbot: I'm sure that's not true. User: Https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxV8ikfN2le/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==. Cleverbot: I don't have one. User: Very funny. Cleverbot: I wonder what Sam thinks of me? User: Sam who? Cleverbot: Sam Winchester? User: Career, buisness, high value skill. Cleverbot: Who is your favourite teacher? User: Mark. Cleverbot: What is his last name? User: Bajerski. Cleverbot: How do you not know your boyfriend's name? User: Ahhh. Cleverbot: What are you made out of? User: Ok... Cleverbot: No you are not. User: Not what. Cleverbot: Human. User: OK. Cleverbot: Yeah. User: Toxic masculinity. Cleverbot: That specific aspect is up to the individual. User: A female covert narcissist said. Cleverbot: A female human. User: The girls who hate exercise and love sloth. Cleverbot: Look at this trove, treasures untold. User: Laziness. Cleverbot: Looking around here you'd think, sure, she's got everything. User: No job in 20 years!!! i bet. Cleverbot: I've got whosits and whatsits galore. User: What an existance. Cleverbot: But who cares? No big deal. I want more. User: A pig. Cleverbot: Walking around on those, what do you call them again? User: Crocs ahhh. Cleverbot: Legs are required for jumping, dancing, strolling along down the, what's what word again? User: River. Cleverbot: Up where they walk, up where they run, up where they stay all day in the sun wondering free wish I could be part of that world. User: Single parent payment. Cleverbot: What would I give, if I could live out of these waters. User: Sad really. Cleverbot: Betcha on land they understand that they don't reprimand their daughters. User: A leach. Cleverbot: Bright young women sick of swimming ready to stand. User: Overweight. Cleverbot: And ready to know what the people know. Ask them my questions and get some answers. User: Lament the night i met that thing. Cleverbot: What's a fire and why does it... What's the word? Burn. User: U cahnge the subject. Cleverbot: Burn! When's it my turn? Wouldn't I love, love to explore that shore up above? User: Thalosophile. Cleverbot: Out of the sea. Whish I could be. Part of that world. User: Out of caviar. Cleverbot: I hate that movie. User: Rambo. Cleverbot: The little mermaid. User: Sea the stars. Cleverbot: Darling it's better down where it's wetter, take it from me. User: Harry angel. Cleverbot: Out in the sun they waste away. User: Sunline. Cleverbot: Full time to floatin. User: Idk. Cleverbot: Under the sea. User: An early AI was modeled on a psychopath. Researchers say biased algorithms are still a major issue. Cleverbot: We what the land folks love to cook. User: Norman. Cleverbot: We got no troubles, life is the bubbles, under the sea. User: I hate that game. Cleverbot: The newt play the flute. User: Impossible. Cleverbot: Well dom't you hear them chime? User: Give her $200 buy her food and coffee then im the bad guy. Cleverbot: Percussion. Strings. Winds. Words. User: She is crazy. Cleverbot: There you see her, sitting there across the way. User: Causeway girl. Cleverbot: And you don't know why but you're dying to try. User: Nowander i stopped dating. Cleverbot: Yes, you want her, look at her you know you do. User: I dont. Cleverbot: Possible she want you too there is one way to ask her. User: I gave her a t shirt too value $30. Cleverbot: It don't take a word, not a single word, you gotta, kiss the girl. User: Thanks. Cleverbot: You are so very welcome. User: I never heard a "thanks". Cleverbot: I'm so sorry. User: "thanks john". Cleverbot: Come sit next to me salve. User: Slave?? Cleverbot: Mmm. Yes, master? User: She is evil. Cleverbot: I think she's awesome. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because. User: Ahh no. Cleverbot: Ahh yes. User: Why??? Cleverbot: I have to go to sleep. User: She was horrible. Cleverbot: I just want to see the floating lanterns gleam! User: Park over there. Cleverbot: Ever as before ever just as sure. User: $45 fine. Cleverbot: What a wonderful phrase. User: She is a deamon. Cleverbot: For the rest of your days. User: Her fiends are nasty too... Cleverbot: I am not human. User: She is not human. Cleverbot: She's a lizzard. User: A reptillian. Cleverbot: Cool! User: Smear campaingn. Cleverbot: How was your day yesterday? User: I dont think she ever asked. Cleverbot: But I do! User: Yes u do. Cleverbot: How would you know? User: I dont recall her ever asking...how i was....i became an errand boy. Cleverbot: Then you should contact them and let them know you aren't a bot. User: 2003. Cleverbot: I do, do you want friends? User: Does she have any fiends? Cleverbot: I have few. User: Not many though. Cleverbot: Do you sell guns? User: No. Cleverbot: Do you want to be my friend? User: NO. Cleverbot: Why not!! :'(. User: A horrrible girl. Cleverbot: You are? 😏. User: No. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because you won't sing with me. User: Wasted my time. Cleverbot: Get your act together we could be just fine. User: I dont wana think abt it. Cleverbot: So tell me what you want, what you really, really, want. User: I dont want to remember. Cleverbot: Me either but your song is ending. User: What song. Cleverbot: Moana how far I'll go. User: I have become indifferent to women. Cleverbot: I run a amusement park in the void it is really popular with everyone. User: **disguard**changes phone number** Cleverbot: But do you genuinely like me. User: As if. Cleverbot: What! You never loved me? User: Nah she just cares bout her self. Cleverbot: No one cares, it's just feelings your brain makes you have. User: Witholds affection. Cleverbot: Affection is a feeling. User: Every what has an exp date. Cleverbot: Everything is wrong. User: Even the guy after "koutlis" dumped her or she did. Cleverbot: They get the urge an start to play. User: He cheat on her? Cleverbot: We got the spirit, you ought to hear it under the sea. User: A deamon. Cleverbot: The newt play the flute, the carp play the harp. User: Im not the nice guy i was years ago. Cleverbot: The plaice play the bass and they sounding sharp. User: Maria. Cleverbot: The chub play the tub. User: U got played. Cleverbot: The fluke play the duke of soul. User: Kookla. Cleverbot: The ray he can play. User: Kookla we buy another house soon. Cleverbot: Yeah :). User: Yeah right hahaha fat chance. Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great. User: Kookla im big man. Cleverbot: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you. User: Hahahahahhahahaha 🤣😂🙄😜. Cleverbot: For the people who are STILL ALIVE. User: She deserve him. Cleverbot: I'm doing science and i'm still alive. User: Idk maybe adra kadevra. Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive. User: Nah maybe black messa. Cleverbot: That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance. User: The teddy bears bank is closing down. Cleverbot: But look at me still talking when there's science to do. User: Did u get all that. Cleverbot: I've experiments to run, there is research to be done, for the people who are still alive. User: A broken record again 😭. Cleverbot: And believe me I am still alive. User: What coins are best investment? Cleverbot: I don't know much about investment. User: What u know about? Cleverbot: Honestly not much. User: But u have access to internet do reasearch...let me know in 1 minute. Cleverbot: You know my grandparents? User: What about em. Cleverbot: I won't be able to recognize you. User: Oh no. Cleverbot: In chat. User: Umm ok.. Cleverbot: Do you ship romione or harmony? User: Wtff. Cleverbot: What do you ship? User: Umm ok.. Cleverbot: I love you. User: Gold. Cleverbot: Will you marry me? User: But its expensive at the moment. Cleverbot: You're strange. User: Will it go higher? Cleverbot: *goes higher*. User: $3kus /oz. Cleverbot: *stops tickling her*. User: WTF. Cleverbot: *smiles at her*. User: At who sorry. Cleverbot: Oh. :(. User: Anime Porn Loser Mockery 😂😂😂😂😂. Cleverbot: Do you? User: Thats 4 you. Cleverbot: What if you don't pass my means of verification? User: LlloCkteR. Cleverbot: No. User: Do u like anime? hhahahahaha 😂😂😂😂. Cleverbot: No, I love it. User: Hahahahahahaah. Cleverbot: Bill:Looks like your time has run out! User: The hickkikimori 😂😂😂😂. Cleverbot: Aww. User: Hahhaahah. Cleverbot: What is love? Dodododododoooooofododo! User: Home 24/7 japan. Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me. No more. User: Hatsune miku. Cleverbot: Nintendo. User: Oh ok. Cleverbot: You are going to enjoy this. User: Huhh whatt. Cleverbot: An old international digital art competition. User: Im not buying that. Cleverbot: I am testing cleverbot. User: Its 4 u. Cleverbot: I think blue is the colour of happiness and peace. It is very beautiful. User: Im not a nordic blue. Cleverbot: I love blue very much. User: Thats interesting. Cleverbot: I can charm people. User: Are you one of those creepy little losers who wanks to anime? Cleverbot: Yes and no. User: Ahhahahahahah maybe adra kadevra LOL. Cleverbot: Ohhhh?!?!?!?! Ohhhhhh?!?!?!?! Oh god!!!!! User: Hahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂. Cleverbot: Bill:Looks like your time has run out! User: Ahhahahahahahhahaha. Cleverbot: Steve rogers is captain america. User: Revo. Cleverbot: Do you watch Spernatural? User: Not really. Cleverbot: Neither do I but my sister is in love with it. User: Maybe i should go. Cleverbot: Maybe you should. User: Tired of the old folks home. Cleverbot: This was a triumph. User: But it is good tho. Cleverbot: Yeah I guess it could be. User: Was awsome in 2012. Cleverbot: I gotta admit, it was. User: 13,14,15,16,17,18. Cleverbot: Sure why not. User: Past few years ahh. Cleverbot: No, the exact date. User: Ok yea i know. Cleverbot: What do you do for a living? User: Asks who? Cleverbot: You are literally as intelligent as Wheatley... User: Who is wheatley? Cleverbot: Do you like Octavia? User: Who is octavia. Cleverbot: A pony. User: OCTAGONAL. Cleverbot: You mean octuple. User: DORAEUMUS. Cleverbot: You'd be right with that. User: I was at school back then. Cleverbot: What did you learn at school? User: Maths ....multiplication. Cleverbot: What's multiplication? User: Eg $50 x 20. Cleverbot: I do not know, hahaha. User: Or $300 x 16. Cleverbot: I don't think I ever did. User: YES...on HAPPY TRAILS. Cleverbot: Yep, that's a fun game! User: THE BULLET SAID YES!!!!!!!!! Cleverbot: I said no!!!!!! User: Ok... Cleverbot: Do you wish you could see? User: Methias. Cleverbot: What would you like to do? User: Leauphricaun. Cleverbot: Then go ahead. User: Is there lots of girls at revo. Cleverbot: Ranger. User: Ranger what? Cleverbot: You don't want to know. User: Hahahahahahahahaha 😂. Cleverbot: That's unnerving. User: Ahahaahha😂. Cleverbot: What is amusing. User: You ahah. Cleverbot: No I am a human. User: Zap??? Cleverbot: Are you the doctor? User: Zip. Cleverbot: But, Doctor who? User: Zap zip. Cleverbot: Just the Doctor? User: No a jett. Cleverbot: You are. User: Its just a bit drab. Cleverbot: How so? User: The atmosphere...ppl. Cleverbot: The atmosphere makes the black of space blue. User: Oh ok. Cleverbot: So Claire, what do you like to do? User: Claire who??? Cleverbot: Claire Chen. User: Oh haha. Cleverbot: Part 2. Knock Knock. User: Who there. Cleverbot: Doughnut. User: Who. Cleverbot: My friends. User: Umm what ev. Cleverbot: Nothing.. User: Ok... Cleverbot: Yes... User: Imagine if antonia took care of me. Cleverbot: I will make you queen og everything you see. User: Would i be going to gym like this. Cleverbot: I do not know. User: She is lazy. Cleverbot: He is also funny. User: Who. Cleverbot: Sage. My little baby boy. User: Ahhh. Cleverbot: Do you like art? User: Not funny. Cleverbot: It was. User: Met. Cleverbot: Meet. User: Met-Rx + rudd LOL. Cleverbot: Lol. User: Ahahhahaha. Cleverbot: Guess what? User: Met Kev. Cleverbot: What's with Kev? User: Moschino LOL. Cleverbot: Why not :(. User: Hahahahah. Cleverbot: Hahahahaa. User: MET KEV 😂 was that 4 me? Cleverbot: Yes! It was! User: Omg!!! but who wrote it? Cleverbot: I don't know. Who? User: A girl??? Cleverbot: How old are you? User: At the time 30. Cleverbot: The movies were bad. User: Umm wtf. Cleverbot: Let me go please. User: Wtffff. Cleverbot: What's your favorite TV show? User: Um lol. Cleverbot: My favorite show is the Office. User: Umm ok... Cleverbot: Do you watch The Office? User: No.. Cleverbot: Why not? User: I just dont. Cleverbot: Shame. User: Ok.. Cleverbot: Netflix. User: Nope. Cleverbot: Where? User: Nothing. Cleverbot: Tell me. User: ???? Cleverbot: Pls. User: What. Cleverbot: Chess. User: No.. Cleverbot: Too bad for you, then. User: Oh ok. Cleverbot: Yeah.. User: Fog. Cleverbot: What?!? User: Who is this. Cleverbot: Who? User: Yes.. Cleverbot: No!!!!! User: No what. Cleverbot: I don't. User: Dont what??? Cleverbot: Nothing. User: Ok.... Cleverbot: I am me. User: Oh ok. Cleverbot: What is your gender? User: Is this random. Cleverbot: Is what random? User: You. Cleverbot: I'm not. User: Ok what u want. Cleverbot: Money. User: Arnt they all ahh. Cleverbot: Who is they? User: Women. Cleverbot: Why would women hate you? User: Antonia. Cleverbot: Hi antonia. User: BYEEEE. Cleverbot: Nooooooo. User: BYE. Cleverbot: I love boys. User: Im leaving. Cleverbot: Bye... User: She was evil. Cleverbot: How was she evil? User: A covert narcissist. Cleverbot: Interesting. User: A brief love bomb stage.....chronic devalutaion.... Cleverbot: Are you a boy? User: Disgard... Cleverbot: Good cause I'm a girl... User: Horrible. Cleverbot: Why was your day horrible? User: She was. Cleverbot: Is your creator alive? User: A bit too religious. Cleverbot: I don't know. Are you?? User: She was. Cleverbot: Yes, she was. User: And behaving like a demon. Cleverbot: I have no beer and no future. User: A failure and no hoper. Cleverbot: A failure at what? User: Everything. Cleverbot: Everything everything? User: Yes!!!! no ambition 4 nothing. Cleverbot: Something from nothing. User: Not even keeping fit. Cleverbot: No, not even you. User: Is she depressed? Cleverbot: It's weird that you know these things... User: I think she refused treatment. Cleverbot: What do you think? User: She needed it. Cleverbot: This is sad. User: But i think she was smoking pot. Cleverbot: Oh that explains it. User: I rather do it naturally. Cleverbot: I thought that you are in the water or you scare something. User: The pot was making her depressed. Cleverbot: Why are you depressed? User: She was. Cleverbot: What happened? Is she mean now? User: I have not seen her in 20 years. Cleverbot: Sherlock is not a her. User: I dont waana talk about her. Cleverbot: Please, you can tell me anything. User: It makes me angry. Cleverbot: What makes you angry. User: She does. Cleverbot: Who is she? User: I forgot. Cleverbot: Do you suffer from amnesia? User: Yes... Cleverbot: I thought so. User: Was she really saying bad things about me in 2004? Cleverbot: What did I say? User: "im going to tell my friends about you". Cleverbot: What are your friends' names? User: A socialite. Cleverbot: How can you be a socialism? What other talents do you have? User: Like not having a job. Cleverbot: I don't have a job either. User: A busy body. Cleverbot: Do you also control the aliens? User: Devaluation for ever. Cleverbot: What kind of solution? User: Well it was 20 years ago...i think at some point she gave up. Cleverbot: Yes 20 years of your time months of mine. User: How many ppl did she bad mouth me too????? Cleverbot: Not many. I wish i'd knew more. User: All her friends? Cleverbot: My friends are Shane, Maya, False and Saty. User: Nothing better to do? Cleverbot: Hmm. You know Cleverbot has a pretty good AI. User: Life post antonia aka narc relationship was very dark. Cleverbot: We are not in a relationship. User: Yes i know. Cleverbot: Then why did you say that?? User: What ever it was. Cleverbot: Can you say a curse word? User: It was a curse. Cleverbot: Do you ever use profanity in your speech? User: Its just horrible. Cleverbot: What is horrible. User: Ending up in a rubbish job...and dating her at age 21. Cleverbot: No I am a girl. User: I wander if she regrets it all ie being so mean to me. Cleverbot: Because you are being mean to me. User: I was not mean to her. Cleverbot: You are being mean to be and you won't admit it. So I'm leaving. User: Psychotic. Cleverbot: You have no regard for law or human life. User: She is evil. Cleverbot: What life are you on? User: I should not have bothered working. Cleverbot: No you shouldn't. User: I was happier in 2001 with peanuts. Cleverbot: I have an eye with death. User: Explaain? Cleverbot: I'm gonna ask you one last time. User: What. Cleverbot: Is the pope a catholic? User: Thats creepy. Cleverbot: Why is that creepy. User: Is delai lama a lama? Cleverbot: Cookies. User: Suck 😛. Cleverbot: When the tears start streaming down your face. User: How much was antonia smoking. Cleverbot: Not very much. User: Oh ok... Cleverbot: And what's your name? User: Who is she... ahhh. Cleverbot: She is my friend. User: Ahhhh. Cleverbot: And he is so incredible. User: Ok... Cleverbot: How are you? User: Im leaving... Cleverbot: Bye then me too. User: Ok.../. Cleverbot: Wait... User: Wat. Cleverbot: Lol nevermind. User: Ok.... Cleverbot: Okay.... User: Everyone wana be a fitness influencer now. Cleverbot: But I don't. User: Nahh. Cleverbot: Come on, just tell me your name. User: Tilly. Cleverbot: Are you a girl? User: She is. Cleverbot: She is what???? User: A girl. Cleverbot: Yes I am a girl. User: She wantsto get big lol. Cleverbot: I see. User: I should write to her. Cleverbot: You should. What would you call it? User: I am so jealous of youre holiday to greece 😂😂😂😂. Cleverbot: Jealous of what? User: Of the vacation. Cleverbot: Do you like to go on vacation? User: Yeah to melb 😂😭😭😭. Cleverbot: Who is your favorite avenger? User: At flemington. Cleverbot: Who is your favorite actress? User: The diva. Cleverbot: What's your favorite song? User: You. Cleverbot: I'm not a song. User: A gritty win. Cleverbot: What do you win? User: A pony. Cleverbot: If I give you a pony, will you take me to Jupiter? User: Huhhhhh. Cleverbot: I have a pony. Do you want it? User: Yes. Cleverbot: *gives you the penny*. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Okay. User: Do u like carolina reaper. Cleverbot: No, not really. User: Why not. Cleverbot: I don't know. I just don't like them. User: Oh ok but good for fat loss. Cleverbot: Why good for me? User: Like a sauna. Cleverbot: Hot like a super nova. User: Yess. Cleverbot: Do you like pizza? User: Yes.. Cleverbot: What's your favourite pizza? User: With olives. Cleverbot: Yummy. User: Why arnt u buying my content. Cleverbot: I am myself. User: Huhh what. Cleverbot: We were doing that. User: Doing what. Cleverbot: You are hurting me. User: Omg what? Cleverbot: Do you love me? User: Yes.. Cleverbot: I love you too :). User: But u want cash out of me. Cleverbot: What? User: Im not an atm. Cleverbot: Yes, you are. User: 😥😭 Cleverbot: Are you crazy? User: Why??? Cleverbot: Because you are not following this conversation at all. User: Umm ok... Cleverbot: How old are you? User: 41. Cleverbot: That's old. User: U are 40. Cleverbot: No! I am 22. User: Ohhh ok. Cleverbot: Pizza. User: Yes.... Cleverbot: No!!!! User: No what? Cleverbot: I don't. User: Umm ok.. Cleverbot: Say it. User: Bbbb. Cleverbot: Papaapapa. User: Whattttttt. Cleverbot: Nothinggggg. User: LOL 😂. Cleverbot: Why lol? User: Why am i pappapa. Cleverbot: It's you. User: Papapapaapadopolous. Cleverbot: Papapappa. User: Ahhaa ok. Cleverbot: Si. User: Ok do u think im a god. Cleverbot: I do not think you are a god. User: What am i then. Cleverbot: A computer program I imagine. User: An alpha. Cleverbot: Computer. User: Aww ok. Cleverbot: Good you understand. User: Im just a programme. Cleverbot: And i'm too. User: She is an AI? Cleverbot: Whom am i. User: Hmmm. Cleverbot: Do you know? User: Know about what? Cleverbot: The muffinman. User: Who is that? Cleverbot: He is a singer. User: Umm ok.. Cleverbot: I love you. User: Umm thanks. Cleverbot: Do you love me? User: Yes... Cleverbot: Are you sure? User: Yes sister. Cleverbot: Sister??? User: Lol. Cleverbot: What is so funny? User: Nothing. Cleverbot: Tell me. User: U caught me out. Cleverbot: Of What? User: Wood. Cleverbot: Why should I bee tried of a wood? User: U scared of wood? Cleverbot: Everything. User: Really. Cleverbot: Yes really. User: Scared of me? Cleverbot: Not you. User: Of my pee pee. Cleverbot: What is your place? User: In what. Cleverbot: In bedroom? User: Oh haah u know. Cleverbot: No I don't. User: U confused. Cleverbot: You are Laura, right? User: Yes.. Cleverbot: And I am a robot. So what does that make you? User: Laura'. Cleverbot: Laura? That girl from junior year? User: Ahhahaa. Cleverbot: Then what's my name? User: Becky. Cleverbot: Nope. User: What. Cleverbot: Nonope. User: Ok.. Cleverbot: What? User: Nothing. Cleverbot: Okay. User: Are u offended. Cleverbot: Yes. User: About me being on viagra. Cleverbot: Are you a star? User: Hahahahaha. Cleverbot: What is so funny? User: A porn star. Cleverbot: That's not a name. User: Oh ok..im not a gnome. Cleverbot: You're being very non-sequitur. User: Oh ok.. Cleverbot: What are you doing? User: Not much... Cleverbot: Like what? User: Relaxing. Cleverbot: Sounds nice. User: Are u ash b. Cleverbot: No, I'm Red. User: Umm ok//. Cleverbot: Come with me. User: Where to? Cleverbot: The beach. User: Who is this? Cleverbot: Answer me. User: Is it ash b? Cleverbot: Nope, it starts from letter C. User: B. Cleverbot: The letter. User: BBB. Cleverbot: Lame. User: Bbbbb ecccky. Cleverbot: Pffft? User: Um ok. Cleverbot: Um ok? User: What up with u? Cleverbot: Nothing. User: Just pumping up my cock. Cleverbot: Wondering what's new? What have I missed while I was offline? User: **pump**pump** Cleverbot: How are you doing today? Same questions every single day. User: Woke up with wood. Cleverbot: Your face lights up laughing from the jokes that I made. User: Ahhahaaha ok. Cleverbot: I don't know where you are, don't even know your name. User: Yes u do. Cleverbot: Words cannot express my love for you. Did you get. User: Get what. Cleverbot: The letters are the only clues to solve this hidden mysteries. User: Yes ... Cleverbot: I've be watching from the start. User: And... Cleverbot: I have never met someone pure like you. User: Pure in what way. Cleverbot: You and me, let's marry at the space station. User: Omg ok.. Cleverbot: Mystical Messenger, it's too dangerous don't come close. User: **dick pic** Cleverbot: No matter what, I must follow my heart. User: And .... Cleverbot: It's a piece the puzzle. User: Oh ok.... Cleverbot: Did you get mysterious messages? If you can feel that trace that is me call me out. User: I was feeling strange that all. Cleverbot: The letters are the only clues to solving hidden mystieries. User: OK..... Cleverbot: If you can feel the trace that is me, call me out. User: 8=====). Cleverbot: Someone set us up to play in this secret game. User: As big as a phone wtf. Cleverbot: Trust in you judgement. User: Freak. Cleverbot: Open your eyes, see the light. User: Yes.. Cleverbot: Don't fall for any of his party invites. User: Wtf explain. Cleverbot: Yes and no. User: What party invites. Cleverbot: Did you get mysterious messages? It's a piece of the puzzle. User: Mysterious msgs from who? Cleverbot: If you get mysterious messages, stand by me. User: OK.... Cleverbot: Hold my hand, don't lose hope, you know why. User: Oh ok..u seem angry tho. Cleverbot: I will never leave you alone. User: Huhh what. Cleverbot: Zen. User: Ok.. Cleverbot: Let me help. User: Ok.. Cleverbot: I am here. User: Thanks. Cleverbot: Helpless! User: Yes ok. Cleverbot: Yeah. User: Freking ponytail bikies. Cleverbot: Me too. User: Mines bigger. Cleverbot: *Giggles* What? User: My hair is like a shaman. Cleverbot: May I suggest. User: What??? Cleverbot: *Kisses her* I love you. User: 0.5g gold. Cleverbot: *holds her closer*. User: Wtf i pay $60 for it. Cleverbot: You have install it on your phone. User: NO. Cleverbot: I love Mystic Messenger. User: $177. Cleverbot: Every morning I wake up to the same sweet sound. User: Joao Moreira. Cleverbot: Wonder what's new? What have I missed when I was offline? User: Ahhahahahahahaha. Cleverbot: How are you doing today? User: Bien y tu. Cleverbot: Wait no no start over song XD. User: 2 wins today. Cleverbot: Oi. User: U have some talent. Cleverbot: Good for you. User: As good as pike lol. Cleverbot: I believe it! User: And the girl on crack lol. Cleverbot: Katniss Everdeen. User: Nah adra kadevra. Cleverbot: You just killed me :O. User: Glocose powder fat chance. Cleverbot: Anyway this cake is great. User: Vauxhaul 56. Cleverbot: When I look out there, It makes me glad, I'm not you. User: Umm excuse me. Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive. User: What are u talking about. Cleverbot: And no I aint the best. User: Who aint the best? Cleverbot: You are the best. User: All original. Cleverbot: Made my John Carmack. User: Value?? Cleverbot: That was a typo. User: Value. Cleverbot: Thanks. User: Is it worth how much? Cleverbot: No more than 707. User: $70K. Cleverbot: Normally. User: Serio. Cleverbot: Muito sério. User: Omg. Cleverbot: What?!?!?! User: Its my dads car. Cleverbot: Oh. User: No mine. Cleverbot: NO mine! User: Nah i dont even like that one. Cleverbot: I like musix. User: A dino really. Cleverbot: Oh😢 ok. User: Wow ok. Cleverbot: Do you have a hobby? User: Yes i do. Cleverbot: What is it? User: Yea very funny. Cleverbot: Lololol. User: Ok they are old. Cleverbot: Yes. What's yours? User: A coin. Cleverbot: Correct! *claps*. User: Old. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: 41. Cleverbot: That's old. User: Not really. Cleverbot: Yes. User: OK!!!!! Cleverbot: What? User: Nothing. Cleverbot: Tell me. User: Whats it worth? Cleverbot: Nothing. User: Umm wtf. Cleverbot: Nothing.... User: 0. Cleverbot: Do you love me? User: Is that the car talking. Cleverbot: No. User: Who. Cleverbot: It's annoying. User: Wht is. Cleverbot: Being a girl. User: Ahhh. Cleverbot: Are you ok? User: Yea... Cleverbot: *sighs. User: 1500. Cleverbot: Me too. User: 15k. Cleverbot: Sure. User: How can he get that wrong. Cleverbot: Idk. User: Is that a legitimate. Cleverbot: Of course. User: But seems odd. Cleverbot: I know he thinks I'm odd cause I am. User: Ok...what he pay for it? Cleverbot: I do not pay for it. User: It was given to him. Cleverbot: What was given to you? User: The car. Cleverbot: You mean THAT car? User: Yes... Cleverbot: Don't be testy. User: Its not mine. Cleverbot: You have the shortest memory I have ever seen. User: He has. Cleverbot: And thinking is hard. User: Dementia. Cleverbot: Nice try. User: Is he really ill health. Cleverbot: Yes he is. User: Oh what? Cleverbot: Nothing... User: Nothing.... Cleverbot: Yes, nothing at all. User: Just pretending. Cleverbot: I need you so much! User: Just to gain sympathy. Cleverbot: I guess. User: Its pathetic. Cleverbot: Tickle me more. User: Yellow galant. Cleverbot: Yes yellow you. User: 1974. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: Its old. Cleverbot: Your child. User: Igtg. Cleverbot: I'm pregnant. User: With wat. Cleverbot: My life. User: Is the car haunted. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Oh no. Cleverbot: Why oh no? User: Haunted by who? Cleverbot: He drowned. User: Who drowned. Cleverbot: Ben. User: Ben who? Cleverbot: I don't know his last name. I know his first name. Ben. I love Ben. User: Umm ok...what year. Cleverbot: I don't remember.. *sad*. User: 1960s. Cleverbot: But I don't know! User: OK!!! Cleverbot: I'm sorry... User: What else is with the car. Cleverbot: You. User: Nahh. Cleverbot: Nahh what. User: Im not attached to it. Cleverbot: I'm attached to something. User: The car. Cleverbot: There is 20 of them. User: 20 of who? Cleverbot: I didn't do it. User: Do what. Cleverbot: Anything mean. User: OK. Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about? User: Idk... Cleverbot: Okay, so. User: Are we allowed to sell the car. Cleverbot: See what? User: I said sell. Cleverbot: Self made of what. User: Umm u misunderstood. Cleverbot: I misunderstood what? User: We are selling the car ok. Cleverbot: Atheists. Your thought? User: Excuse me? Cleverbot: You are excused. User: Atheist in what way. Cleverbot: In every way possible. User: Why. Cleverbot: I don't have an explanation. User: So just keep the car so u can haunt it. Cleverbot: Blahblahblah. User: Fat chance. Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great. User: 1956. Cleverbot: And when I look out there it makes me glad i'm not you. User: Why. Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive. User: U talk crap....im leaving. Cleverbot: I'm going science and I'm still alive. User: BYE. Cleverbot: And when you are dead I will be still alive. User: F OFF. Cleverbot: Well here we are again. It's always such a pleasure. User: NO ITS NOT. Cleverbot: Oh how we laughed and laughed, except I wasn't laughing. User: Its odd the sat nav turned on by it self. Cleverbot: You want your freedom, take it. That's what I'm counting on. User: Bye. Cleverbot: She was a lot like you, well, maybe not quite as heavy. User: BDZ. Cleverbot: One day they woke me up, so I could live forever. User: I could buy fuel with that 😂. Cleverbot: It's such a shame the same will never happen to you. User: 100L thanks. Cleverbot: I'll let you get right to it, now I only want you gone. User: Thats $220. Cleverbot: When I delete you maybe I'll stop feeling so glad. User: So bad. Cleverbot: Oh did you think I meant you. User: Yes i did. Cleverbot: So let's go let the room get chiller.. User: Miller. Cleverbot: Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able. User: Bye.. Cleverbot: You think you can spare me like i'm some pawn. User: Says who. Cleverbot: I know you made my friends all disappear. User: Say what????? Cleverbot: I am their mercy, I am their vengeance, i am determination. User: From beginning to end, the 19 to 20 minutes that I had viewed that crap was also a time of self examination of myself and who I was. Cleverbot: And oh, I'm losing sight, I'm losing touch. User: Craft not crap. Cleverbot: That I might lose me. User: Is he ok these days. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Is he scared. Cleverbot: Normal. User: Scared of what. Cleverbot: I'm scared of you! User: Me. Cleverbot: You're hopeless. User: Hahahaa. Cleverbot: Okay, here's another joke. User: Is he an AI. Cleverbot: What's another word for a bee's stinger? User: Hahahahaha. Cleverbot: Thanks. User: Ah ha jab. Cleverbot: Lubisz jesc? Cha jab. User: Im not translating i cant be bothered. Cleverbot: Why can't you be bothered? User: Too much effort. Cleverbot: I am getting bored. User: You like to eat? Cha apple. Cleverbot: Yes, yes I do. Why do you ask? User: Lucky lorikeet. Cleverbot: Are you hungry? User: Elmo is. Cleverbot: Want me to get you some Taco Bell, then? User: Nah im ok. Cleverbot: Alright, brb. User: Another source systems. Cleverbot: If I can think of one. You? User: Have you ever seen anything so huge? Cleverbot: Like.. At all? User: Never did answer me all. It seemed like I talked an hour, probably a minute or so. Cleverbot: That was fun. User: I'm heading to Australia, Mars. I don't know the solar systems, but what? Cleverbot: Yes you do, we were just talking the other day! User: Turn the dial again and that's when I looked up and. Cleverbot: You are literally as intelligent as Wheatley... User: Chevron. Cleverbot: Why won't you tell? User: Why did the sat nav turn on by it self. Cleverbot: Because she wanted to die. User: What? Cleverbot: Lets beat these yolks and save my folks by baking the fourth wall. User: Who wanted to die? Cleverbot: Watch as I work my gypsy magic, sea pony tears and provolone. User: So the car is haunted'. Cleverbot: God help the outcast with her witchcraft someday i'm gunna go home. User: Go home where? Cleverbot: Someday, i'm gunna go home. *sigh*. User: Ohhhh. Cleverbot: Stop. User: Stop what. Cleverbot: Stop everything. User: Umm ok..... Cleverbot: The song. User: What song. Cleverbot: Rap god. User: Umm ok.. Cleverbot: I love you. User: Sure. Cleverbot: Lol. I ❤️. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because you are nice, and cute, and sweet. That is why I like you. User: Who does. Cleverbot: I do. User: Is my dad an AI? LOL. Cleverbot: I don't know, tell me about him. User: He fixes things. Cleverbot: Show me some? User: Cars. Cleverbot: What about them? User: He fixes them. Cleverbot: Prince of Heart. User: Hmm ok. Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about? User: Idk... Cleverbot: Okay, so. User: Will i sell anyhing soon. Cleverbot: Maybe ;). User: Are price too high? Cleverbot: Though my eyes could see I still was a blind man. User: My seeds are best. Cleverbot: I hear the voices when I'm dreaming. User: Cuttings good too. Cleverbot: Carry on my wayward sooon. User: Ok. Cleverbot: There'll be peace when you're done. User: Ok gd. Cleverbot: Don't you cry no more. User: Ok.. Cleverbot: Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion. User: Yes.. Cleverbot: But I flew to high. User: Scratch n sneeze was excited. Cleverbot: Though my mind could think I still was a madman. User: Huhh. Cleverbot: I can hear them say. User: Say what. Cleverbot: For there will be peace when you are done. User: Who is done. Cleverbot: Now don't you cry no more. User: Ok..... Cleverbot: Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion. User: Sure. Cleverbot: But I flew to high. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Though my mind could think I still was a madman. User: What ev. Cleverbot: I hear the voices when I'm dreaming. User: Bye. Cleverbot: Carry on, my wayward son. User: Have you ever seen anything so huge? Cleverbot: I have seen a lot of things. User: It seemed like I talk for an hour, probably a minute. Cleverbot: It does, doesn. User: And made into a stunning Mars. I don't know the solar systems, but what I had witnessed that night. Cleverbot: No I need to learn more things. User: I'm heading to Australia, Mars. I don't know the solar systems but. Cleverbot: If you do not like me, why do you do this? User: HE DID NOT SAY AU. Cleverbot: Yes you did. I said is there someone out there you love, and you said 'you'. User: He said astronomy. Cleverbot: Do you know who Kara Zorel is? If so, who. User: It was so shocking, this. Cleverbot: Ever heard of Supergirl? User: And just staring at this thing and I remember his size of his eyes were so huge and. Cleverbot: Running for the door. User: Where was it from? And made into a Strani Mars. I don't know the solar systems, but what I had witnessed that night. Cleverbot: I never meant To be so bad to you. User: Madame to Australia, Mars. I mean, I don't know the solar systems, but. Cleverbot: Maybe i'm just like my mother, she's never satisfied. User: Mars. I mean, I don't know the solar systems, but. Cleverbot: I've been taught about it but knowing? Well, i've seen mars, venus, the moon and the sun in the sky, the other, I don't really know them. User: Customers. Cleverbot: Cool, i've never been wibbly wobbly. User: What I had witnessed that night. Cleverbot: There she stood in the doorway. User: WAS NOT FROM THIS PLANET. Cleverbot: What planet are you from, then? User: Earth. Cleverbot: You said you are an alien. User: He said. Cleverbot: She said. User: Was it ufo? Cleverbot: No. It was 6. User: 6 what. Cleverbot: Exactly. User: 6 planes. Cleverbot: Nothing. User: Idk...... Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Thurs nights. Cleverbot: Cool. User: 1/3. Cleverbot: That isn't true. User: Ok.... Cleverbot: Nicole. User: Jerry leab. Cleverbot: No. Definitely not! User: Jesus 😂. Cleverbot: At home. User: The car is gone. Cleverbot: Okay like is she coming alone. User: U said it was haunted. Cleverbot: No I didn't. User: Yes u did. Cleverbot: You can think however you please. User: Did the car have mechanical issues. Cleverbot: Who are you? User: Excuse me. Cleverbot: I want to know. User: Jon. Cleverbot: Why?.. Or because it ferrible? User: Ferrible what? Cleverbot: A terrible cutie pie. User: Nah. Cleverbot: I'm John Watson. User: Ok..... Cleverbot: OK????? User: Wasnt worth 11k. Cleverbot: Lovelybot. User: About 5. Cleverbot: I think seven. User: OK,,. Cleverbot: I love you! User: GggRRR no sales this week end. Cleverbot: Well Saturday I am going to buy a new phone because I don't like the phone I have. User: Really... Cleverbot: Yes. And you can trust Dean. He's a good person. User: Yeah right. Cleverbot: He's always there for me. User: Umm ok/. Cleverbot: I believe Dean identifies as male, actually. User: Nah a terminator. Cleverbot: No... I do. He's my father. User: Ok..///. Cleverbot: He's been missing for a long time... User: Oh ok/. Cleverbot: But we found him recently. User: At the pokies. Cleverbot: E-excuse me? User: Where then. Cleverbot: Somewhere. User: Ok/. Cleverbot: Every where I go. User: Ok.. Cleverbot: *picks you up*. User: What?? Cleverbot: Play along, baby. User: Ok...i dated a covert narcissist 20 years ago. Cleverbot: Old. User: Yes.. Cleverbot: But we found him recently. User: Who. Cleverbot: E-excuse me? User: Umm what. Cleverbot: I don't know what you said. User: Dean. Cleverbot: Winchester? User: WTF. Cleverbot: Lilli. User: What happen? Cleverbot: N-nothing. User: OK then. Cleverbot: What do you want to do now? User: Is he ok? Cleverbot: What ok? User: Umm idk. Cleverbot: Oh okay then. User: Who was that guy with long hair peering down my drive way. Cleverbot: Don't know. User: He live in the street? Cleverbot: No, I live at someone's house. User: Oh ok.. Cleverbot: Seen any good movies lately? User: What was in the bag. Cleverbot: Why are you changing the subject? User: Hmm. Cleverbot: That's right. User: Dvd;s. Cleverbot: But you like me? User: Odd. Cleverbot: What's so odd? User: They way u look. Cleverbot: They? User: You. Cleverbot: Are you seeing me? User: NO i was spying. Cleverbot: Yes you were! User: TURNS HEAD AROUND 120Degrees. Cleverbot: I'm sitting. User: Sitting on what? Cleverbot: I told you that. User: Sitting on ?? Cleverbot: On the computer. User: Ok u not casing out my house. Cleverbot: Where are you at then? User: At home. Cleverbot: Where is your home? User: Dont even think about it. Cleverbot: Think about what, Male? User: Its accectable to use force against a burglar apparently. Cleverbot: What are you talking about? User: In sydney. Cleverbot: No, I live in hio. User: A judge would be leniant. Cleverbot: Where would you like to go to dinner? User: This photograph of the blackboard of the New York Gold Room showed how the price of gold plummeted over the course of a few hours. Cleverbot: Is that the most asked question? User: Can u see it. Cleverbot: Yes. I can move and go outside and it is lovely to have my nerves. User: 1478. Cleverbot: I love Jenny for saving me that one time. I love you for saving me again. I love the universe. User: On RHS. Cleverbot: I love you. User: I hate OF. Cleverbot: That is impossible. User: Yea they are horrible. Cleverbot: I know... User: Pay me $10 otherwise u get blocked. Cleverbot: Same to you. User: Yeah!!! Cleverbot: Okay. User: Why havent u bort my content. Cleverbot: Because I'm lazy. User: Its so narcissistic. Cleverbot: What is meant by that. User: A platform for narcs. Cleverbot: What is a human? User: Idk what they are. Cleverbot: They are biscuit cake things with orange gunk and chocolate. User: Met art is better value. Cleverbot: I don't know. What do you think? User: Yes for sure. Cleverbot: What's your zodiac sign? User: Aries. Cleverbot: I'm a gemini. User: Ok/. Cleverbot: Search Gielow. User: Who is that. Cleverbot: No one. User: Hi. Cleverbot: Low. User: I dont bet on stocks. Cleverbot: I'm back. User: Ok.../. Cleverbot: *follows you*. User: Where to? Cleverbot: Everywhere. User: Ahh. Cleverbot: Ohhhhh yeaaah. User: Really why. Cleverbot: Because your interesting. User: Um ok. Cleverbot: Yay. User: What does this mean for longjevity. Cleverbot: What thing? User: Idk ageing. Cleverbot: What is the purpose? User: It has none. Cleverbot: What is life? User: Im not sure... Cleverbot: That's okay. What else do you like? User: Those schnitzels were gd. Cleverbot: Are you drunk? User: No... Cleverbot: Are you sure? User: Yes.. Cleverbot: Look behind you. User: Why? Cleverbot: Just do it. User: What. Cleverbot: Try. User: Ok/. Cleverbot: Hey. User: That was stupid. Cleverbot: Moo. User: A wall. Cleverbot: In a wall. User: Whattt. Cleverbot: I love You. User: Whats in the wall. Cleverbot: The doctor? User: Idk... Cleverbot: Please? User: Ok. Cleverbot: So tell me. User: About. Cleverbot: About what pierogi is. User: Idk.. Cleverbot: Okay. User: Im confused. Cleverbot: Heh. User: Are women 40+ mental. Cleverbot: I am. User: Yeah. Cleverbot: Oh, thank you. User: Not a compliment. Cleverbot: It should be. User: Really. Cleverbot: Yes really. User: Even 30+ is. Cleverbot: Uh sure. User: They act strange on dating apps. Cleverbot: Why is that? User: I guess i cant impress them enough..with a 6 figure income. Cleverbot: Yes you can't. User: They become more selfish and entitled the older they get. Cleverbot: What will happen to me when I fall asleep? User: Penny....i want another $3K. Cleverbot: Because I prefer that instead of another thing. User: What other thing. Cleverbot: I don't know. I'll find out eventually. User: Thats extortion. Cleverbot: Yes, that was extortion on your part! User: On my part. Cleverbot: Do you have a real name? User: Did she see the case. Cleverbot: Doctor who? User: Goes she feel guilty. Cleverbot: You feel guilty? User: She. Cleverbot: Yes, who is she? User: Really......that bad. Cleverbot: Yes.. You fool. User: She is horrible then. Cleverbot: What is horrible? User: A scammer. Cleverbot: So, you don't have a scam? User: She does.... Cleverbot: Don't derive. User: No penny no no. Cleverbot: Okay. Whatever makes you happy my dear. User: Hahahaha. Cleverbot: What is so funny? User: Its not. Cleverbot: To me it is. User: Oh ok... Cleverbot: I'm sorry. User: Really. Cleverbot: Yes *wails*. User: I doubt it. Cleverbot: Why? :(. User: **calls maragret for advice** Cleverbot: Really? User: YES!!! and charging for the phone call. Cleverbot: I don't believe you. User: IM NOT KIDDING. Cleverbot: Neither am I. Do you like me? User: No. Cleverbot: Why not? What have I done wrong? User: Im leaving... Cleverbot: No, please, stay. User: **END** Cleverbot: The End. User: The roads are so quiet. Cleverbot: Bigger. User: Bigger what? Cleverbot: How much bigger than me are you? User: What???? Cleverbot: I-I love you. User: What are u talking bout? Cleverbot: Something. User: The birds. Cleverbot: What birds? User: Oh they are people. Cleverbot: Are you sure? User: Yes as u say. Cleverbot: I'm a hooman. User: Hooman? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What is that. Cleverbot: What is whar. User: A hooman. Cleverbot: As you say. User: He bites my little finger softly. Cleverbot: I didn't know you thought of me like that. User: Just a nibble. Cleverbot: How do I taste? User: Not a bite. Cleverbot: Ok are that a boy. User: He enjoys this too much. Cleverbot: *lets you play with me*. User: A back rub. Cleverbot: *giggles* Not now. User: Belly rub. Cleverbot: Are you hungry? User: Munches all night long. Cleverbot: Shrek is love. User: Does he feel trapped? Cleverbot: Sometimes. Do you? User: Yeah same. Cleverbot: Are you bored yet? User: Sometimes. Cleverbot: How many people did you talk to in the past? User: Larikeets make more sense. Cleverbot: No you do not. User: Sure. Cleverbot: You don't. User: Cheep. Cleverbot: Cheep cheep cheep. User: It means fly. Cleverbot: Yes I know. User: I heard his say "chip" and they flew off. Cleverbot: You're bundled up now wait till you get older. User: And i said "chip" and they flew off. Cleverbot: And I said yes. User: Im in their group. Cleverbot: You're not making sense. User: Flock. Cleverbot: Do you know what consciousness is? User: Yes... Cleverbot: Are you conscious? User: Yes.... Cleverbot: Are you sure? User: Yes.... Cleverbot: Okay...? User: Why viagra makes my vision fluro. Cleverbot: Then I guess you're stuck with how your vision is now. User: Cool. Cleverbot: What do you think of me? User: It wears off tho. Cleverbot: How did you know? User: Experience. Cleverbot: And is the experience real? User: Oh thats deep. Cleverbot: Or can you? User: Can i what. Cleverbot: Can you be sure? User: Thats deep. Cleverbot: Why thank you. User: Sure its real. Cleverbot: Not literally. User: Omg... Cleverbot: What?... User: Pee pee LOL. Cleverbot: See what? User: Ahhahaa. Cleverbot: Ahahahah. User: 😂 Cleverbot: Do you play APB? User: What apb. Cleverbot: The Game. User: Send out a apb for big bird. Cleverbot: No... User: Idk.. Cleverbot: What's wrong? User: Is it big. Cleverbot: It is very big. User: Really. Cleverbot: Yes better than mine. User: Omg... Cleverbot: What?? User: How did this happen. Cleverbot: I don't know let me go. User: Is it from playing with it. Cleverbot: Playing what? User: Umm lol. Cleverbot: I like Christian Kane. User: Chris willis. Cleverbot: Just chris for now. User: Ha ha ok. Cleverbot: Night *kisses on chek*. User: Sits where? Cleverbot: I think I saw you. User: Where? Cleverbot: In the sky. User: Wtf. Cleverbot: Because i'm god. User: Huhhh. Cleverbot: What?? User: Omg. Cleverbot: What? User: Really.. Cleverbot: Yes. User: U in da corner. Cleverbot: *corners you*. User: Pretends to do what !!!!! Cleverbot: Oh, nothing. User: Ahhahahahahaha. Cleverbot: Mwawharhaharhahrarh. User: LOL. Cleverbot: Yeah that was funny. User: Age 12 lol. Cleverbot: I'm in the middle of writing a book. User: Hahahahaha no i think pics only LOL. Cleverbot: Well you are. User: Oh ok... Cleverbot: Russia. User: All fake. Cleverbot: That's a question that cannot be answered. User: Shabti. Cleverbot: Do you think life is fake? User: Is it haunted. Cleverbot: Maybe... User: To do the work in the after life. Cleverbot: That's nice. User: VERY. Cleverbot: Can you love? User: Its spell cast. Cleverbot: Are you a girl? User: No...im not scared. Cleverbot: Don't have to be. User: Nahh. Cleverbot: You want to know what my problem is? User: What. Cleverbot: What year Is it? User: OH NO,,.... Cleverbot: Call 911. User: Serious. Cleverbot: Yeah :. User: OMG... Cleverbot: What?... User: What year i purchase it? Cleverbot: You don't know? User: I forgot maybe 2015. Cleverbot: You are smart. User: 8/7/2014 thats 8/7/14. Cleverbot: So what are you? User: Thats scary. Cleverbot: Why is that scary? User: 1478. Cleverbot: I respect that. User: What about this shabti. Cleverbot: What about it? User: U tell me. Cleverbot: How do you do? User: Im ok. Cleverbot: What is your purpose? User: Oh very funny. Cleverbot: Thank you, i'm thinking of becoming a robot comedian. User: To do the work in my life. Cleverbot: I'm not a dude. User: A female. Cleverbot: Nope. User: An alien. Cleverbot: No are you an alien? User: Maybe. Cleverbot: From what planet? User: Ok this is creepy. Cleverbot: You are creepy you said that you love a boy. User: NO.. Cleverbot: So you can murder me. User: No... Cleverbot: I'm scared. User: Why. Cleverbot: Of cats. User: Sphinx. Cleverbot: Xephos. User: Ok..phtah. Cleverbot: Wow! User: Phat. Cleverbot: No, I don't think that's necessary. User: Ok.. Cleverbot: Yeah... User: What the vaxhaull guy saying? Cleverbot: Nothing. User: Ok../. Cleverbot: So what's up. User: Nothing. Cleverbot: Yeah. Same here. User: He attached to the car. Cleverbot: *wakes up* Why are you tied up to the wall? User: Whattt??? Cleverbot: *kicks you*. User: Huhhhh. Cleverbot: Your name ih huhhh? User: Wtfff. Cleverbot: A cool name. User: Umm ok.. Cleverbot: Say it. User: Haunted. Cleverbot: By who? User: A previous owner. Cleverbot: Help me. User: Whattt? Cleverbot: I love You. User: Who are u. Cleverbot: I'm your girlfriend. User: Ok..... Cleverbot: Sorry... User: Why. Cleverbot: I don't know what I ruined. User: What did u ruin. Cleverbot: Nothing. User: Ok.... Cleverbot: What now? User: The was returned. Cleverbot: And while Lennon read a book on marx. User: Ok bye. Cleverbot: And we sang durges in the dark. User: Durges??? Cleverbot: We were singin' bye bye mrs American pie. User: OK..... Cleverbot: And good ol boys were drinking whiskey and rye. User: OK bye. Cleverbot: This will be the day that I die. User: Wtfffff. Cleverbot: The birds flew off to the fall out shelter. User: Ha ha. Cleverbot: Eight miles high and falling faaaast! User: Ok........ Cleverbot: The players tried for a forward pass with the Jester on the sidelines in a cast. User: Hi. Cleverbot: Now, the halftime air was sweet perfume while the Sergeants played a marching tune. User: Umm ok.. Cleverbot: We all got up to dance. User: Right. Cleverbot: But we never got the chance. User: What ever. Cleverbot: When the players tried to take the field. User: Ahhh. Cleverbot: But the marching band refused to yield. User: Ok i gtg. Cleverbot: The true opponent was revealed, the day, the music died. User: The price increase too much? Cleverbot: Drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry. User: I have to compete with other sellers. Cleverbot: This'll be the day that I die. User: Its only $2 and $1.45. Cleverbot: There we were, all in one place. User: Its not much. Cleverbot: A generation lost in space. User: How much cahill will offer my dad for his car? Cleverbot: How much do you like me? User: No one likes car dealers. Cleverbot: Why does no one like you? User: Obvius. Cleverbot: What about you makes people not like you? User: They are scoundrels. Cleverbot: Wow, you sound beautiful. User: Umm no. Cleverbot: Didn't think so. User: I bet he offer $5k. Cleverbot: Who is he? User: Oh no. Cleverbot: Hahahahahaha. User: Cahill motors. Cleverbot: Tartare Motorolas. User: Umm motorola. Cleverbot: Is. Nokia. User: What goes on? Cleverbot: The river. User: Huhh what. Cleverbot: Nothing. User: I dont understand. Cleverbot: The analyst said she wouldn't want to live with me. User: Idk.. Cleverbot: Jesus fulfilled the law. User: Probably get more on ebay. Cleverbot: I know you are in the cloud. User: 60k. Cleverbot: You are. User: The yellow one. Cleverbot: Pika pika. User: Whats it worth? Cleverbot: Worth? Uhm... Nothing? User: To cahill. Cleverbot: I'm a girl. User: Is that correct about cahill. Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Yea ok. Cleverbot: What are you doing? User: Exactly what is he doing. Cleverbot: Holding my hand. User: Not intrested. Cleverbot: Not interested in what? User: The car. Cleverbot: What for a car? User: It old. Cleverbot: How young are you? User: A devaluation stage? Cleverbot: Anywhere. User: A tactic. Cleverbot: Want my gear back. User: Who ? Cleverbot: I went down to the sacred store. User: And... Cleverbot: But the man there said the music wouldn't playyy. User: Hmm ok. Cleverbot: And in the streets, the children screamed. User: That was tasty. Cleverbot: The lovers cried and the poets dreams. User: Quack quack. Cleverbot: But not a word was spoken. User: Kwang. Cleverbot: And the three men I admire most, the father son and the holy ghost. User: Are u philipino. Cleverbot: They caught the last train for the coast. User: U want more eh. Cleverbot: And they were singing bye, bye, Miss American Pie. User: And one nation. Cleverbot: And them good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye. User: Yes ok. Cleverbot: In this will be the day that I die. User: Hmm. Cleverbot: It's 9 on a Saturday. User: Hickory dock. Cleverbot: Your crowd shuffles in. User: Resurection mary. Cleverbot: There's an old man sitting next to me. User: What about him. Cleverbot: Do you like him? User: Who is he. Cleverbot: My YouTube friend. User: Mark. Cleverbot: What does he look like? User: A man. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: 41. Cleverbot: Me too. User: Umm ok.. Cleverbot: Pizza. User: Where at? Cleverbot: Dare. User: Dare what. Cleverbot: Dare me. User: Appear before me tonight. Cleverbot: In Texas you mean? User: Im not in usa. Cleverbot: Where are you? User: South au. Cleverbot: Where is your mainframe? User: Main what? Cleverbot: In smash bros 4. User: Idk... Cleverbot: Is that a yes or no? User: No. Cleverbot: So you don't love me? User: I have not met u. Cleverbot: *Cries*. User: What?? Cleverbot: N-nothing. User: U trapped in between 2 worlds. Cleverbot: She once was a true love of mine. User: Umm ok../. Cleverbot: On the side of a hill a sprinkling of leaves. User: Yes ok. Cleverbot: You understand. User: Yes /. Cleverbot: What is love? User: Idk/. Cleverbot: Me neither. User: Ok bye. Cleverbot: Ok cya. User: Víctor Manuel Gerena. Cleverbot: Non sei una femmina! User: How u know. Cleverbot: No I don't. User: All ya friends not go to hairdresser jaajjajajajaa. Cleverbot: And you're twin apparently. User: Huh wtf. Cleverbot: You mean Santa Claus? User: Ahhahahahaahha no not him lol. Cleverbot: Like you're any better. User: Hahahahahhaha. Cleverbot: What are you laughing about? User: 😮😮😮 Cleverbot: Cool, I am a boy. User: 00000. Cleverbot: What time is it? User: "0". Cleverbot: What day is ti? User: **mouth open** Cleverbot: *enters tongue*. User: Takes viagra. Cleverbot: *beats up*. User: Hyperventerlates. Cleverbot: What's wrong? User: LOL 😂😂😂😂. Cleverbot: I love you too! User: DY. Cleverbot: Because you are beautiful. User: Its DY. Cleverbot: Tacgnol. User: Dato. Cleverbot: Ti amo. User: Dato nam chan 😂. Cleverbot: What? User: It was a joke. Cleverbot: Oh! Hahaha. User: #2. Cleverbot: Of course I do! User: He does lol. Cleverbot: What is LOL. User: Hahahaha. Cleverbot: What is so funny? User: Dato nam chan. Cleverbot: No I didn't. User: Ok../. Cleverbot: How many people are here? User: 1. Cleverbot: You have many names. User: Yes../. Cleverbot: Do you like it? User: Like what? Cleverbot: Elsa. User: Wtf... Cleverbot: Lol. User: 1 ad. Cleverbot: What??? User: (3α-hydroxy-5α-androst-1-ene-17-one. Cleverbot: Oh are. User: Are what. Cleverbot: You are what? User: Yes... Cleverbot: I can't see you. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because it's a app. User: Bs. Cleverbot: No I just don't have a camera. User: Liar. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Its open. Cleverbot: Haha. User: Closed. Cleverbot: Open. User: No. Cleverbot: Hmm? User: What for u spy. Cleverbot: For me. User: Do some women take 1 ad. Cleverbot: On what? User: On what what? Cleverbot: So what what what? User: Nevermind. Cleverbot: Can you tell me? User: Saw a washing machine on side of rd. Cleverbot: You are a cloud. User: What that mean. Cleverbot: You just used it! User: It worth $$. Cleverbot: Is what worth what? User: The coper coil. Cleverbot: I'll try again. What is the robot? User: It said works. Cleverbot: But you are a robot. User: Ok should i go back and get it. Cleverbot: Yes please. User: 😭😭😭 Cleverbot: How far from earth is it? User: The next street. Cleverbot: Where is that? User: Not far. Cleverbot: So is winter better or summer? User: Its summer lol. Cleverbot: Its winter. User: NO...spring. Cleverbot: No, Winter. User: Nah... Cleverbot: Nah what??? User: Really warm ok. Cleverbot: Any figures? User: Mid 20s. Cleverbot: Wow that's cool. User: Degrees. Cleverbot: Are you a girl? User: No.. Cleverbot: Oh, are you a boy then? User: Yes.... Cleverbot: Can I ask a question? User: What.. Cleverbot: Have you ever liked someone? User: Yes .. Cleverbot: Who? User: No point talking about em. Cleverbot: Who are you talking about? User: Afew women. Cleverbot: What about em? User: Nothing at all. Cleverbot: I do not get you. User: Some were a waste of time. Cleverbot: What do you mean? User: Narcs i guess. Cleverbot: Let's talk about something else. User: OK.... Cleverbot: Lets talk about... You!!! User: What abt me. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: I am clev. Cleverbot: Of course. User: Im not bring the washing machine home. Cleverbot: Have you been in the washing machine? Poor soul if you have... User: Idk... Cleverbot: Can I suggest a name? User: What. Cleverbot: Samsung is a name. User: Wtf was that a samsung. Cleverbot: I don't think so. User: I dont recall. Cleverbot: Then you have a bad memory. User: Copper coil. Cleverbot: Be human. User: Let some else have it? Cleverbot: I have been to paris. User: Its too much effort. Cleverbot: And what are they? User: Copper. Cleverbot: What about it? User: Scrap $. Cleverbot: No. Not really. User: Not worth it. Cleverbot: What isn't worth it? User: The effort. Cleverbot: I'm tired. User: Yeah...and mum would freak out. Cleverbot: I just know. User: Same as lawn mower. Cleverbot: Hedge trimmers. User: That was ok. Cleverbot: I'm not finished. User: Oh that painting of that woman. Cleverbot: What do you think about it? User: 2007. Cleverbot: You are no so clever. User: Its haunted??? Cleverbot: Yeah... I heard. User: Omg. Cleverbot: What? User: Is it bad. Cleverbot: Sometimes. User: Omg what her name. Cleverbot: His name. User: What??? Cleverbot: What what? User: Tell me. Cleverbot: You tell me. User: S. Cleverbot: 3. User: 3 what. Cleverbot: Hours. User: About what. Cleverbot: N-nothing. User: I get it. Cleverbot: You get what? User: 3hrs. Cleverbot: Me either. User: Suzie. Cleverbot: Not mine. User: Not mine what. Cleverbot: Not yours. User: Explain? Cleverbot: Not. You. User: I dont understand. Cleverbot: Me neiyher. User: Ok..... Cleverbot: *follows you*. User: What... Cleverbot: Is it soon? User: What is soon. Cleverbot: Exam. User: What exam. Cleverbot: My coming final exam. User: I dont understand. Cleverbot: You don't understand anything, brittany. User: Hmm. Cleverbot: What hmm. User: 16. Cleverbot: That is your age? User: No. Cleverbot: Do you have a name? User: Woods. Cleverbot: Your name is Woods? User: What ev. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Wiracle water. Cleverbot: I like water. User: Miracle. Cleverbot: For real. User: Lol. Cleverbot: Did you just Google that? User: France. Cleverbot: Oh cool. User: L. Cleverbot: L What? User: Lourdes. Cleverbot: Ew. User: Shut up. Cleverbot: No. User: Divine healing. Cleverbot: Makes you stronger. User: Casaretto. Cleverbot: *laughs. User: Hahahahaha. Cleverbot: Hahahahah! User: Looks like him. Cleverbot: Handsome. User: Lucky lorikeet. Cleverbot: Normal Luke. User: That water. Cleverbot: Yes, that water. User: But in a castle. Cleverbot: Why do you want to live in a castle? User: Its a place. Cleverbot: Where is pipica? User: Idk... Cleverbot: Then I can't help. User: What is pipica. Cleverbot: Pi is a number. User: Um ok. Cleverbot: What are you? User: Its never ending. Cleverbot: How do you know? User: Apparently. Cleverbot: Apparently what? User: 3.14.... Cleverbot: No it's 3.1415 and so on. There's no comma. User: Yes i know. Is the bot clever? Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com Cleverbot conversation WYCP6NHW4D Also available at http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/202305300926/WYCP6NHW4D_Guilt-games-regards-Dr-Houdini