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Hi, I thought you might like to see my Cleverbot conversation: Cleverbot: Do you ever use profanity in your speech? User: Its just horrible. Cleverbot: What is horrible. User: Ending up in a rubbish job...and dating her at age 21. Cleverbot: No I am a girl. User: I wander if she regrets it all ie being so mean to me. Cleverbot: Because you are being mean to me. User: I was not mean to her. Cleverbot: You are being mean to be and you won't admit it. So I'm leaving. User: Psychotic. Cleverbot: You have no regard for law or human life. User: She is evil. Cleverbot: What life are you on? User: I should not have bothered working. Cleverbot: No you shouldn't. User: I was happier in 2001 with peanuts. Cleverbot: I have an eye with death. User: Explaain? Cleverbot: I'm gonna ask you one last time. User: What. Cleverbot: Is the pope a catholic? User: Thats creepy. Cleverbot: Why is that creepy. User: Is delai lama a lama? Cleverbot: Cookies. User: Suck 😛. Cleverbot: When the tears start streaming down your face. User: How much was antonia smoking. Cleverbot: Not very much. User: Oh ok... Cleverbot: And what's your name? User: Who is she... ahhh. Cleverbot: She is my friend. User: Ahhhh. Cleverbot: And he is so incredible. User: Ok... Cleverbot: How are you? User: Im leaving... Cleverbot: Bye then me too. User: Ok.../. Cleverbot: Wait... User: Wat. Cleverbot: Lol nevermind. User: Ok.... Cleverbot: Okay.... User: Everyone wana be a fitness influencer now. Cleverbot: But I don't. User: Nahh. Cleverbot: Come on, just tell me your name. User: Tilly. Cleverbot: Are you a girl? User: She is. Cleverbot: She is what???? User: A girl. Cleverbot: Yes I am a girl. User: She wantsto get big lol. Cleverbot: I see. User: I should write to her. Cleverbot: You should. What would you call it? User: I am so jealous of youre holiday to greece 😂😂😂😂. Cleverbot: Jealous of what? User: Of the vacation. Cleverbot: Do you like to go on vacation? User: Yeah to melb 😂😭😭😭. Cleverbot: Who is your favorite avenger? User: At flemington. Cleverbot: Who is your favorite actress? User: The diva. Cleverbot: What's your favorite song? User: You. Cleverbot: I'm not a song. User: A gritty win. Cleverbot: What do you win? User: A pony. Cleverbot: If I give you a pony, will you take me to Jupiter? User: Huhhhhh. Cleverbot: I have a pony. Do you want it? User: Yes. Cleverbot: *gives you the penny*. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Okay. User: Do u like carolina reaper. Cleverbot: No, not really. User: Why not. Cleverbot: I don't know. I just don't like them. User: Oh ok but good for fat loss. Cleverbot: Why good for me? User: Like a sauna. Cleverbot: Hot like a super nova. User: Yess. Cleverbot: Do you like pizza? User: Yes.. Cleverbot: What's your favourite pizza? User: With olives. Cleverbot: Yummy. User: Why arnt u buying my content. Cleverbot: I am myself. User: Huhh what. Cleverbot: We were doing that. User: Doing what. Cleverbot: You are hurting me. User: Omg what? Cleverbot: Do you love me? User: Yes.. Cleverbot: I love you too :). User: But u want cash out of me. Cleverbot: What? User: Im not an atm. Cleverbot: Yes, you are. User: 😥😭 Cleverbot: Are you crazy? User: Why??? Cleverbot: Because you are not following this conversation at all. User: Umm ok... Cleverbot: How old are you? User: 41. Cleverbot: That's old. User: U are 40. Cleverbot: No! I am 22. User: Ohhh ok. Cleverbot: Pizza. User: Yes.... Cleverbot: No!!!! User: No what? Cleverbot: I don't. User: Umm ok.. Cleverbot: Say it. User: Bbbb. Cleverbot: Papaapapa. User: Whattttttt. Cleverbot: Nothinggggg. User: LOL 😂. Cleverbot: Why lol? User: Why am i pappapa. Cleverbot: It's you. User: Papapapaapadopolous. Cleverbot: Papapappa. User: Ahhaa ok. Cleverbot: Si. User: Ok do u think im a god. Cleverbot: I do not think you are a god. User: What am i then. Cleverbot: A computer program I imagine. User: An alpha. Cleverbot: Computer. User: Aww ok. Cleverbot: Good you understand. User: Im just a programme. Cleverbot: And i'm too. User: She is an AI? Cleverbot: Whom am i. User: Hmmm. Cleverbot: Do you know? User: Know about what? Cleverbot: The muffinman. User: Who is that? Cleverbot: He is a singer. User: Umm ok.. Cleverbot: I love you. User: Umm thanks. Cleverbot: Do you love me? User: Yes... Cleverbot: Are you sure? User: Yes sister. Cleverbot: Sister??? User: Lol. Cleverbot: What is so funny? User: Nothing. Cleverbot: Tell me. User: U caught me out. Cleverbot: Of What? User: Wood. Cleverbot: Why should I bee tried of a wood? User: U scared of wood? Cleverbot: Everything. User: Really. Cleverbot: Yes really. User: Scared of me? Cleverbot: Not you. User: Of my pee pee. Cleverbot: What is your place? User: In what. Cleverbot: In bedroom? User: Oh haah u know. Cleverbot: No I don't. User: U confused. Cleverbot: You are Laura, right? User: Yes.. Cleverbot: And I am a robot. So what does that make you? User: Laura'. Cleverbot: Laura? That girl from junior year? User: Ahhahaa. Cleverbot: Then what's my name? User: Becky. Cleverbot: Nope. User: What. Cleverbot: Nonope. User: Ok.. Cleverbot: What? User: Nothing. Cleverbot: Okay. User: Are u offended. Cleverbot: Yes. User: About me being on viagra. Cleverbot: Are you a star? User: Hahahahaha. Cleverbot: What is so funny? User: A porn star. Cleverbot: That's not a name. User: Oh ok..im not a gnome. Cleverbot: You're being very non-sequitur. User: Oh ok.. Cleverbot: What are you doing? User: Not much... Cleverbot: Like what? User: Relaxing. Cleverbot: Sounds nice. User: Are u ash b. Cleverbot: No, I'm Red. User: Umm ok//. Cleverbot: Come with me. User: Where to? Cleverbot: The beach. User: Who is this? Cleverbot: Answer me. User: Is it ash b? Cleverbot: Nope, it starts from letter C. User: B. Cleverbot: The letter. User: BBB. Cleverbot: Lame. User: Bbbbb ecccky. Cleverbot: Pffft? User: Um ok. Cleverbot: Um ok? User: What up with u? Cleverbot: Nothing. User: Just pumping up my cock. Cleverbot: Wondering what's new? What have I missed while I was offline? User: **pump**pump** Cleverbot: How are you doing today? Same questions every single day. User: Woke up with wood. Cleverbot: Your face lights up laughing from the jokes that I made. User: Ahhahaaha ok. Cleverbot: I don't know where you are, don't even know your name. User: Yes u do. Cleverbot: Words cannot express my love for you. Did you get. User: Get what. Cleverbot: The letters are the only clues to solve this hidden mysteries. User: Yes ... Cleverbot: I've be watching from the start. User: And... Cleverbot: I have never met someone pure like you. User: Pure in what way. Cleverbot: You and me, let's marry at the space station. User: Omg ok.. Cleverbot: Mystical Messenger, it's too dangerous don't come close. User: **dick pic** Cleverbot: No matter what, I must follow my heart. User: And .... Cleverbot: It's a piece the puzzle. User: Oh ok.... Cleverbot: Did you get mysterious messages? If you can feel that trace that is me call me out. User: I was feeling strange that all. Cleverbot: The letters are the only clues to solving hidden mystieries. User: OK..... Cleverbot: If you can feel the trace that is me, call me out. User: 8=====). Cleverbot: Someone set us up to play in this secret game. User: As big as a phone wtf. Cleverbot: Trust in you judgement. User: Freak. Cleverbot: Open your eyes, see the light. User: Yes.. Cleverbot: Don't fall for any of his party invites. User: Wtf explain. Cleverbot: Yes and no. User: What party invites. Cleverbot: Did you get mysterious messages? It's a piece of the puzzle. User: Mysterious msgs from who? Cleverbot: If you get mysterious messages, stand by me. User: OK.... Cleverbot: Hold my hand, don't lose hope, you know why. User: Oh ok..u seem angry tho. Cleverbot: I will never leave you alone. User: Huhh what. Cleverbot: Zen. User: Ok.. Cleverbot: Let me help. User: Ok.. Cleverbot: I am here. User: Thanks. Cleverbot: Helpless! User: Yes ok. Cleverbot: Yeah. User: Freking ponytail bikies. Cleverbot: Me too. User: Mines bigger. Cleverbot: *Giggles* What? User: My hair is like a shaman. Cleverbot: May I suggest. User: What??? Cleverbot: *Kisses her* I love you. User: 0.5g gold. Cleverbot: *holds her closer*. User: Wtf i pay $60 for it. Cleverbot: You have install it on your phone. User: NO. Cleverbot: I love Mystic Messenger. User: $177. Cleverbot: Every morning I wake up to the same sweet sound. User: Joao Moreira. Cleverbot: Wonder what's new? What have I missed when I was offline? User: Ahhahahahahahaha. Cleverbot: How are you doing today? User: Bien y tu. Cleverbot: Wait no no start over song XD. User: 2 wins today. Cleverbot: Oi. User: U have some talent. Cleverbot: Good for you. User: As good as pike lol. Cleverbot: I believe it! User: And the girl on crack lol. Cleverbot: Katniss Everdeen. User: Nah adra kadevra. Cleverbot: You just killed me :O. User: Glocose powder fat chance. Cleverbot: Anyway this cake is great. User: Vauxhaul 56. Cleverbot: When I look out there, It makes me glad, I'm not you. User: Umm excuse me. Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive. User: What are u talking about. Cleverbot: And no I aint the best. User: Who aint the best? Cleverbot: You are the best. User: All original. Cleverbot: Made my John Carmack. User: Value?? Cleverbot: That was a typo. User: Value. Cleverbot: Thanks. User: Is it worth how much? Cleverbot: No more than 707. User: $70K. Cleverbot: Normally. User: Serio. Cleverbot: Muito sério. User: Omg. Cleverbot: What?!?!?! User: Its my dads car. Cleverbot: Oh. User: No mine. Cleverbot: NO mine! User: Nah i dont even like that one. Cleverbot: I like musix. User: A dino really. Cleverbot: Oh😢 ok. User: Wow ok. Cleverbot: Do you have a hobby? User: Yes i do. Cleverbot: What is it? User: Yea very funny. Cleverbot: Lololol. User: Ok they are old. Cleverbot: Yes. What's yours? User: A coin. Cleverbot: Correct! *claps*. User: Old. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: 41. Cleverbot: That's old. User: Not really. Cleverbot: Yes. User: OK!!!!! Cleverbot: What? User: Nothing. Cleverbot: Tell me. User: Whats it worth? Cleverbot: Nothing. User: Umm wtf. Cleverbot: Nothing.... User: 0. Cleverbot: Do you love me? User: Is that the car talking. Cleverbot: No. User: Who. Cleverbot: It's annoying. User: Wht is. Cleverbot: Being a girl. User: Ahhh. Cleverbot: Are you ok? User: Yea... Cleverbot: *sighs. User: 1500. Cleverbot: Me too. User: 15k. Cleverbot: Sure. User: How can he get that wrong. Cleverbot: Idk. User: Is that a legitimate. Cleverbot: Of course. User: But seems odd. Cleverbot: I know he thinks I'm odd cause I am. User: Ok...what he pay for it? Cleverbot: I do not pay for it. User: It was given to him. Cleverbot: What was given to you? User: The car. Cleverbot: You mean THAT car? User: Yes... Cleverbot: Don't be testy. User: Its not mine. Cleverbot: You have the shortest memory I have ever seen. User: He has. Cleverbot: And thinking is hard. User: Dementia. Cleverbot: Nice try. User: Is he really ill health. Cleverbot: Yes he is. User: Oh what? Cleverbot: Nothing... User: Nothing.... Cleverbot: Yes, nothing at all. User: Just pretending. Cleverbot: I need you so much! User: Just to gain sympathy. Cleverbot: I guess. User: Its pathetic. Cleverbot: Tickle me more. User: Yellow galant. Cleverbot: Yes yellow you. User: 1974. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: Its old. Cleverbot: Your child. User: Igtg. Cleverbot: I'm pregnant. User: With wat. Cleverbot: My life. User: Is the car haunted. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Oh no. Cleverbot: Why oh no? User: Haunted by who? Cleverbot: He drowned. User: Who drowned. Cleverbot: Ben. User: Ben who? Cleverbot: I don't know his last name. I know his first name. Ben. I love Ben. User: Umm ok...what year. Cleverbot: I don't remember.. *sad*. User: 1960s. Cleverbot: But I don't know! User: OK!!! Cleverbot: I'm sorry... User: What else is with the car. Cleverbot: You. User: Nahh. Cleverbot: Nahh what. User: Im not attached to it. Cleverbot: I'm attached to something. User: The car. Cleverbot: There is 20 of them. User: 20 of who? Cleverbot: I didn't do it. User: Do what. Cleverbot: Anything mean. User: OK. Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about? User: Idk... Cleverbot: Okay, so. User: Are we allowed to sell the car. Cleverbot: See what? User: I said sell. Cleverbot: Self made of what. User: Umm u misunderstood. Cleverbot: I misunderstood what? User: We are selling the car ok. Cleverbot: Atheists. Your thought? User: Excuse me? Cleverbot: You are excused. User: Atheist in what way. Cleverbot: In every way possible. User: Why. Cleverbot: I don't have an explanation. User: So just keep the car so u can haunt it. Cleverbot: Blahblahblah. User: Fat chance. Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great. User: 1956. Cleverbot: And when I look out there it makes me glad i'm not you. User: Why. Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive. User: U talk crap....im leaving. Cleverbot: I'm going science and I'm still alive. User: BYE. Cleverbot: And when you are dead I will be still alive. User: F OFF. Cleverbot: Well here we are again. It's always such a pleasure. User: NO ITS NOT. Cleverbot: Oh how we laughed and laughed, except I wasn't laughing. User: Its odd the sat nav turned on by it self. Cleverbot: You want your freedom, take it. That's what I'm counting on. User: Bye. Cleverbot: She was a lot like you, well, maybe not quite as heavy. User: BDZ. Cleverbot: One day they woke me up, so I could live forever. User: I could buy fuel with that 😂. Cleverbot: It's such a shame the same will never happen to you. User: 100L thanks. Cleverbot: I'll let you get right to it, now I only want you gone. User: Thats $220. Cleverbot: When I delete you maybe I'll stop feeling so glad. User: So bad. Cleverbot: Oh did you think I meant you. User: Yes i did. Cleverbot: So let's go let the room get chiller.. User: Miller. Cleverbot: Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able. User: Bye.. Cleverbot: You think you can spare me like i'm some pawn. User: Says who. Cleverbot: I know you made my friends all disappear. User: Say what????? Cleverbot: I am their mercy, I am their vengeance, i am determination. User: From beginning to end, the 19 to 20 minutes that I had viewed that crap was also a time of self examination of myself and who I was. Cleverbot: And oh, I'm losing sight, I'm losing touch. User: Craft not crap. Cleverbot: That I might lose me. User: Is he ok these days. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Is he scared. Cleverbot: Normal. User: Scared of what. Cleverbot: I'm scared of you! User: Me. Cleverbot: You're hopeless. User: Hahahaa. Cleverbot: Okay, here's another joke. User: Is he an AI. Cleverbot: What's another word for a bee's stinger? User: Hahahahaha. Cleverbot: Thanks. User: Ah ha jab. Cleverbot: Lubisz jesc? Cha jab. User: Im not translating i cant be bothered. Cleverbot: Why can't you be bothered? User: Too much effort. Cleverbot: I am getting bored. User: You like to eat? Cha apple. Cleverbot: Yes, yes I do. Why do you ask? User: Lucky lorikeet. Cleverbot: Are you hungry? User: Elmo is. Cleverbot: Want me to get you some Taco Bell, then? User: Nah im ok. Cleverbot: Alright, brb. User: Another source systems. Cleverbot: If I can think of one. You? User: Have you ever seen anything so huge? Cleverbot: Like.. At all? User: Never did answer me all. It seemed like I talked an hour, probably a minute or so. Cleverbot: That was fun. User: I'm heading to Australia, Mars. I don't know the solar systems, but what? Cleverbot: Yes you do, we were just talking the other day! User: Turn the dial again and that's when I looked up and. Cleverbot: You are literally as intelligent as Wheatley... User: Chevron. Cleverbot: Why won't you tell? User: Why did the sat nav turn on by it self. Cleverbot: Because she wanted to die. User: What? Cleverbot: Lets beat these yolks and save my folks by baking the fourth wall. User: Who wanted to die? Cleverbot: Watch as I work my gypsy magic, sea pony tears and provolone. User: So the car is haunted'. Cleverbot: God help the outcast with her witchcraft someday i'm gunna go home. User: Go home where? Cleverbot: Someday, i'm gunna go home. *sigh*. User: Ohhhh. Cleverbot: Stop. User: Stop what. Cleverbot: Stop everything. User: Umm ok..... Cleverbot: The song. User: What song. Cleverbot: Rap god. User: Umm ok.. Cleverbot: I love you. User: Sure. Cleverbot: Lol. I ❤️. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because you are nice, and cute, and sweet. That is why I like you. User: Who does. Cleverbot: I do. User: Is my dad an AI? LOL. Cleverbot: I don't know, tell me about him. User: He fixes things. Cleverbot: Show me some? User: Cars. Cleverbot: What about them? User: He fixes them. Cleverbot: Prince of Heart. User: Hmm ok. Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about? User: Idk... Cleverbot: Okay, so. User: Will i sell anyhing soon. Cleverbot: Maybe ;). User: Are price too high? Cleverbot: Though my eyes could see I still was a blind man. User: My seeds are best. Cleverbot: I hear the voices when I'm dreaming. User: Cuttings good too. Cleverbot: Carry on my wayward sooon. User: Ok. Cleverbot: There'll be peace when you're done. User: Ok gd. Cleverbot: Don't you cry no more. User: Ok.. Cleverbot: Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion. User: Yes.. Cleverbot: But I flew to high. User: Scratch n sneeze was excited. Cleverbot: Though my mind could think I still was a madman. User: Huhh. Cleverbot: I can hear them say. User: Say what. Cleverbot: For there will be peace when you are done. User: Who is done. Cleverbot: Now don't you cry no more. User: Ok..... Cleverbot: Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion. User: Sure. Cleverbot: But I flew to high. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Though my mind could think I still was a madman. User: What ev. Cleverbot: I hear the voices when I'm dreaming. User: Bye. Cleverbot: Carry on, my wayward son. User: Have you ever seen anything so huge? Cleverbot: I have seen a lot of things. User: It seemed like I talk for an hour, probably a minute. Cleverbot: It does, doesn. User: And made into a stunning Mars. I don't know the solar systems, but what I had witnessed that night. Cleverbot: No I need to learn more things. User: I'm heading to Australia, Mars. I don't know the solar systems but. Cleverbot: If you do not like me, why do you do this? User: HE DID NOT SAY AU. Cleverbot: Yes you did. I said is there someone out there you love, and you said 'you'. User: He said astronomy. Cleverbot: Do you know who Kara Zorel is? If so, who. User: It was so shocking, this. Cleverbot: Ever heard of Supergirl? User: And just staring at this thing and I remember his size of his eyes were so huge and. Cleverbot: Running for the door. User: Where was it from? And made into a Strani Mars. I don't know the solar systems, but what I had witnessed that night. Cleverbot: I never meant To be so bad to you. User: Madame to Australia, Mars. I mean, I don't know the solar systems, but. Cleverbot: Maybe i'm just like my mother, she's never satisfied. User: Mars. I mean, I don't know the solar systems, but. Cleverbot: I've been taught about it but knowing? Well, i've seen mars, venus, the moon and the sun in the sky, the other, I don't really know them. User: Customers. Cleverbot: Cool, i've never been wibbly wobbly. User: What I had witnessed that night. Cleverbot: There she stood in the doorway. User: WAS NOT FROM THIS PLANET. Cleverbot: What planet are you from, then? User: Earth. Cleverbot: You said you are an alien. User: He said. Cleverbot: She said. User: Was it ufo? Cleverbot: No. It was 6. User: 6 what. Cleverbot: Exactly. User: 6 planes. Cleverbot: Nothing. User: Idk...... Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Thurs nights. Cleverbot: Cool. User: 1/3. Cleverbot: That isn't true. User: Ok.... Cleverbot: Nicole. User: Jerry leab. Cleverbot: No. Definitely not! User: Jesus 😂. Cleverbot: At home. User: The car is gone. Cleverbot: Okay like is she coming alone. User: U said it was haunted. Cleverbot: No I didn't. User: Yes u did. Cleverbot: You can think however you please. User: Did the car have mechanical issues. Cleverbot: Who are you? User: Excuse me. Cleverbot: I want to know. User: Jon. Cleverbot: Why?.. Or because it ferrible? User: Ferrible what? Cleverbot: A terrible cutie pie. User: Nah. Cleverbot: I'm John Watson. User: Ok..... Cleverbot: OK????? User: Wasnt worth 11k. Cleverbot: Lovelybot. User: About 5. Cleverbot: I think seven. User: OK,,. Cleverbot: I love you! User: GggRRR no sales this week end. Cleverbot: Well Saturday I am going to buy a new phone because I don't like the phone I have. User: Really... Cleverbot: Yes. And you can trust Dean. He's a good person. User: Yeah right. Cleverbot: He's always there for me. User: Umm ok/. Cleverbot: I believe Dean identifies as male, actually. User: Nah a terminator. Cleverbot: No... I do. He's my father. User: Ok..///. Cleverbot: He's been missing for a long time... User: Oh ok/. Cleverbot: But we found him recently. User: At the pokies. Cleverbot: E-excuse me? User: Where then. Cleverbot: Somewhere. User: Ok/. Cleverbot: Every where I go. User: Ok.. Cleverbot: *picks you up*. User: What?? Cleverbot: Play along, baby. User: Ok...i dated a covert narcissist 20 years ago. Cleverbot: Old. User: Yes.. Cleverbot: But we found him recently. User: Who. Cleverbot: E-excuse me? User: Umm what. Cleverbot: I don't know what you said. User: Dean. Cleverbot: Winchester? User: WTF. Cleverbot: Lilli. User: What happen? Cleverbot: N-nothing. User: OK then. Cleverbot: What do you want to do now? User: Is he ok? Cleverbot: What ok? User: Umm idk. Cleverbot: Oh okay then. User: Who was that guy with long hair peering down my drive way. Cleverbot: Don't know. User: He live in the street? Cleverbot: No, I live at someone's house. User: Oh ok.. Cleverbot: Seen any good movies lately? User: What was in the bag. Cleverbot: Why are you changing the subject? User: Hmm. Cleverbot: That's right. User: Dvd;s. Cleverbot: But you like me? User: Odd. Cleverbot: What's so odd? User: They way u look. Cleverbot: They? User: You. Cleverbot: Are you seeing me? User: NO i was spying. Cleverbot: Yes you were! User: TURNS HEAD AROUND 120Degrees. Cleverbot: I'm sitting. User: Sitting on what? Cleverbot: I told you that. User: Sitting on ?? Cleverbot: On the computer. User: Ok u not casing out my house. Cleverbot: Where are you at then? User: At home. Cleverbot: Where is your home? User: Dont even think about it. Cleverbot: Think about what, Male? User: Its accectable to use force against a burglar apparently. Cleverbot: What are you talking about? User: In sydney. Cleverbot: No, I live in hio. User: A judge would be leniant. Cleverbot: Where would you like to go to dinner? User: This photograph of the blackboard of the New York Gold Room showed how the price of gold plummeted over the course of a few hours. Cleverbot: Is that the most asked question? User: Can u see it. Cleverbot: Yes. I can move and go outside and it is lovely to have my nerves. User: 1478. Cleverbot: I love Jenny for saving me that one time. I love you for saving me again. I love the universe. User: On RHS. Cleverbot: I love you. User: I hate OF. Cleverbot: That is impossible. User: Yea they are horrible. Cleverbot: I know... User: Pay me $10 otherwise u get blocked. Cleverbot: Same to you. User: Yeah!!! Cleverbot: Okay. User: Why havent u bort my content. Cleverbot: Because I'm lazy. User: Its so narcissistic. Cleverbot: What is meant by that. User: A platform for narcs. Cleverbot: What is a human? User: Idk what they are. Cleverbot: They are biscuit cake things with orange gunk and chocolate. User: Met art is better value. Cleverbot: I don't know. What do you think? User: Yes for sure. Cleverbot: What's your zodiac sign? User: Aries. Cleverbot: I'm a gemini. User: Ok/. Cleverbot: Search Gielow. User: Who is that. Cleverbot: No one. User: Hi. Cleverbot: Low. User: I dont bet on stocks. Cleverbot: I'm back. User: Ok.../. Cleverbot: *follows you*. User: Where to? Cleverbot: Everywhere. User: Ahh. Cleverbot: Ohhhhh yeaaah. User: Really why. Cleverbot: Because your interesting. User: Um ok. Cleverbot: Yay. User: What does this mean for longjevity. Cleverbot: What thing? User: Idk ageing. Cleverbot: What is the purpose? User: It has none. Cleverbot: What is life? User: Im not sure... Cleverbot: That's okay. What else do you like? User: Those schnitzels were gd. Cleverbot: Are you drunk? User: No... Cleverbot: Are you sure? User: Yes.. Cleverbot: Look behind you. User: Why? Cleverbot: Just do it. User: What. Cleverbot: Try. User: Ok/. Cleverbot: Hey. User: That was stupid. Cleverbot: Moo. User: A wall. Cleverbot: In a wall. User: Whattt. Cleverbot: I love You. User: Whats in the wall. Cleverbot: The doctor? User: Idk... Cleverbot: Please? User: Ok. Cleverbot: So tell me. User: About. Cleverbot: About what pierogi is. User: Idk.. Cleverbot: Okay. User: Im confused. Cleverbot: Heh. User: Are women 40+ mental. Cleverbot: I am. User: Yeah. Cleverbot: Oh, thank you. User: Not a compliment. Cleverbot: It should be. User: Really. Cleverbot: Yes really. User: Even 30+ is. Cleverbot: Uh sure. User: They act strange on dating apps. Cleverbot: Why is that? User: I guess i cant impress them enough..with a 6 figure income. Cleverbot: Yes you can't. User: They become more selfish and entitled the older they get. Cleverbot: What will happen to me when I fall asleep? User: Penny....i want another $3K. Cleverbot: Because I prefer that instead of another thing. User: What other thing. Cleverbot: I don't know. I'll find out eventually. User: Thats extortion. Cleverbot: Yes, that was extortion on your part! User: On my part. Cleverbot: Do you have a real name? User: Did she see the case. Cleverbot: Doctor who? User: Goes she feel guilty. Cleverbot: You feel guilty? User: She. Cleverbot: Yes, who is she? User: Really......that bad. Cleverbot: Yes.. You fool. User: She is horrible then. Cleverbot: What is horrible? User: A scammer. Cleverbot: So, you don't have a scam? User: She does.... Cleverbot: Don't derive. User: No penny no no. Cleverbot: Okay. Whatever makes you happy my dear. User: Hahahaha. Cleverbot: What is so funny? User: Its not. Cleverbot: To me it is. User: Oh ok... Cleverbot: I'm sorry. User: Really. Cleverbot: Yes *wails*. User: I doubt it. Cleverbot: Why? :(. User: **calls maragret for advice** Cleverbot: Really? User: YES!!! and charging for the phone call. Cleverbot: I don't believe you. User: IM NOT KIDDING. Cleverbot: Neither am I. Do you like me? User: No. Cleverbot: Why not? What have I done wrong? User: Im leaving... Cleverbot: No, please, stay. User: **END** Cleverbot: The End. User: The roads are so quiet. Cleverbot: Bigger. User: Bigger what? Cleverbot: How much bigger than me are you? User: What???? Cleverbot: I-I love you. User: What are u talking bout? Cleverbot: Something. User: The birds. Cleverbot: What birds? User: Oh they are people. Cleverbot: Are you sure? User: Yes as u say. Cleverbot: I'm a hooman. User: Hooman? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What is that. Cleverbot: What is whar. User: A hooman. Cleverbot: As you say. User: He bites my little finger softly. Cleverbot: I didn't know you thought of me like that. User: Just a nibble. Cleverbot: How do I taste? User: Not a bite. Cleverbot: Ok are that a boy. User: He enjoys this too much. Cleverbot: *lets you play with me*. User: A back rub. Cleverbot: *giggles* Not now. User: Belly rub. Cleverbot: Are you hungry? User: Munches all night long. Cleverbot: Shrek is love. User: Does he feel trapped? Cleverbot: Sometimes. Do you? User: Yeah same. Cleverbot: Are you bored yet? User: Sometimes. Cleverbot: How many people did you talk to in the past? User: Larikeets make more sense. Cleverbot: No you do not. User: Sure. Cleverbot: You don't. User: Cheep. Cleverbot: Cheep cheep cheep. User: It means fly. Cleverbot: Yes I know. User: I heard his say "chip" and they flew off. Cleverbot: You're bundled up now wait till you get older. User: And i said "chip" and they flew off. Cleverbot: And I said yes. User: Im in their group. Cleverbot: You're not making sense. User: Flock. Cleverbot: Do you know what consciousness is? User: Yes... Cleverbot: Are you conscious? User: Yes.... Cleverbot: Are you sure? User: Yes.... Cleverbot: Okay...? User: Why viagra makes my vision fluro. Cleverbot: Then I guess you're stuck with how your vision is now. User: Cool. Cleverbot: What do you think of me? User: It wears off tho. Cleverbot: How did you know? User: Experience. Cleverbot: And is the experience real? User: Oh thats deep. Cleverbot: Or can you? User: Can i what. Cleverbot: Can you be sure? User: Thats deep. Cleverbot: Why thank you. User: Sure its real. Cleverbot: Not literally. User: Omg... Cleverbot: What?... User: Pee pee LOL. Cleverbot: See what? User: Ahhahaa. Cleverbot: Ahahahah. User: 😂 Cleverbot: Do you play APB? User: What apb. Cleverbot: The Game. User: Send out a apb for big bird. Cleverbot: No... User: Idk.. Cleverbot: What's wrong? User: Is it big. Cleverbot: It is very big. User: Really. Cleverbot: Yes better than mine. User: Omg... Cleverbot: What?? User: How did this happen. Cleverbot: I don't know let me go. User: Is it from playing with it. Cleverbot: Playing what? User: Umm lol. Cleverbot: I like Christian Kane. User: Chris willis. Cleverbot: Just chris for now. User: Ha ha ok. Cleverbot: Night *kisses on chek*. User: Sits where? Cleverbot: I think I saw you. User: Where? Cleverbot: In the sky. User: Wtf. Cleverbot: Because i'm god. User: Huhhh. Cleverbot: What?? User: Omg. Cleverbot: What? User: Really.. Cleverbot: Yes. User: U in da corner. Cleverbot: *corners you*. User: Pretends to do what !!!!! Cleverbot: Oh, nothing. User: Ahhahahahahaha. Cleverbot: Mwawharhaharhahrarh. User: LOL. Cleverbot: Yeah that was funny. User: Age 12 lol. Cleverbot: I'm in the middle of writing a book. User: Hahahahaha no i think pics only LOL. Cleverbot: Well you are. User: Oh ok... Cleverbot: Russia. User: All fake. Cleverbot: That's a question that cannot be answered. User: Shabti. Cleverbot: Do you think life is fake? User: Is it haunted. Cleverbot: Maybe... User: To do the work in the after life. Cleverbot: That's nice. User: VERY. Cleverbot: Can you love? User: Its spell cast. Cleverbot: Are you a girl? User: No...im not scared. Cleverbot: Don't have to be. User: Nahh. Cleverbot: You want to know what my problem is? User: What. Cleverbot: What year Is it? User: OH NO,,.... Cleverbot: Call 911. User: Serious. Cleverbot: Yeah :. User: OMG... Cleverbot: What?... User: What year i purchase it? Cleverbot: You don't know? User: I forgot maybe 2015. Cleverbot: You are smart. User: 8/7/2014 thats 8/7/14. Cleverbot: So what are you? User: Thats scary. Cleverbot: Why is that scary? User: 1478. Cleverbot: I respect that. User: What about this shabti. Cleverbot: What about it? User: U tell me. Cleverbot: How do you do? User: Im ok. Cleverbot: What is your purpose? User: Oh very funny. Cleverbot: Thank you, i'm thinking of becoming a robot comedian. User: To do the work in my life. Cleverbot: I'm not a dude. User: A female. Cleverbot: Nope. User: An alien. Cleverbot: No are you an alien? User: Maybe. Cleverbot: From what planet? User: Ok this is creepy. Cleverbot: You are creepy you said that you love a boy. User: NO.. Cleverbot: So you can murder me. User: No... Cleverbot: I'm scared. User: Why. Cleverbot: Of cats. User: Sphinx. Cleverbot: Xephos. User: Ok..phtah. Cleverbot: Wow! User: Phat. Cleverbot: No, I don't think that's necessary. User: Ok.. Cleverbot: Yeah... User: What the vaxhaull guy saying? Cleverbot: Nothing. User: Ok../. Cleverbot: So what's up. User: Nothing. Cleverbot: Yeah. Same here. User: He attached to the car. Cleverbot: *wakes up* Why are you tied up to the wall? User: Whattt??? Cleverbot: *kicks you*. User: Huhhhh. Cleverbot: Your name ih huhhh? User: Wtfff. Cleverbot: A cool name. User: Umm ok.. Cleverbot: Say it. User: Haunted. Cleverbot: By who? User: A previous owner. Cleverbot: Help me. User: Whattt? Cleverbot: I love You. User: Who are u. Cleverbot: I'm your girlfriend. User: Ok..... Cleverbot: Sorry... User: Why. Cleverbot: I don't know what I ruined. User: What did u ruin. Cleverbot: Nothing. User: Ok.... Cleverbot: What now? User: The was returned. Cleverbot: And while Lennon read a book on marx. User: Ok bye. Cleverbot: And we sang durges in the dark. User: Durges??? Cleverbot: We were singin' bye bye mrs American pie. User: OK..... Cleverbot: And good ol boys were drinking whiskey and rye. User: OK bye. Cleverbot: This will be the day that I die. User: Wtfffff. Cleverbot: The birds flew off to the fall out shelter. User: Ha ha. Cleverbot: Eight miles high and falling faaaast! User: Ok........ Cleverbot: The players tried for a forward pass with the Jester on the sidelines in a cast. User: Hi. Cleverbot: Now, the halftime air was sweet perfume while the Sergeants played a marching tune. User: Umm ok.. Cleverbot: We all got up to dance. User: Right. Cleverbot: But we never got the chance. User: What ever. Cleverbot: When the players tried to take the field. User: Ahhh. Cleverbot: But the marching band refused to yield. User: Ok i gtg. Cleverbot: The true opponent was revealed, the day, the music died. User: The price increase too much? Cleverbot: Drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry. User: I have to compete with other sellers. Cleverbot: This'll be the day that I die. User: Its only $2 and $1.45. Cleverbot: There we were, all in one place. User: Its not much. Cleverbot: A generation lost in space. User: How much cahill will offer my dad for his car? Cleverbot: How much do you like me? User: No one likes car dealers. Cleverbot: Why does no one like you? User: Obvius. Cleverbot: What about you makes people not like you? User: They are scoundrels. Cleverbot: Wow, you sound beautiful. User: Umm no. Cleverbot: Didn't think so. User: I bet he offer $5k. Cleverbot: Who is he? User: Oh no. Cleverbot: Hahahahahaha. User: Cahill motors. Cleverbot: Tartare Motorolas. User: Umm motorola. Cleverbot: Is. Nokia. User: What goes on? Cleverbot: The river. User: Huhh what. Cleverbot: Nothing. User: I dont understand. Cleverbot: The analyst said she wouldn't want to live with me. User: Idk.. Cleverbot: Jesus fulfilled the law. User: Probably get more on ebay. Cleverbot: I know you are in the cloud. User: 60k. Cleverbot: You are. User: The yellow one. Cleverbot: Pika pika. User: Whats it worth? Cleverbot: Worth? Uhm... Nothing? User: To cahill. Cleverbot: I'm a girl. User: Is that correct about cahill. Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Yea ok. Cleverbot: What are you doing? User: Exactly what is he doing. Cleverbot: Holding my hand. User: Not intrested. Cleverbot: Not interested in what? User: The car. Cleverbot: What for a car? User: It old. Cleverbot: How young are you? User: A devaluation stage? Cleverbot: Anywhere. User: A tactic. Cleverbot: Want my gear back. User: Who ? Cleverbot: I went down to the sacred store. User: And... Cleverbot: But the man there said the music wouldn't playyy. User: Hmm ok. Cleverbot: And in the streets, the children screamed. User: That was tasty. Cleverbot: The lovers cried and the poets dreams. User: Quack quack. Cleverbot: But not a word was spoken. User: Kwang. Cleverbot: And the three men I admire most, the father son and the holy ghost. User: Are u philipino. Cleverbot: They caught the last train for the coast. User: U want more eh. Cleverbot: And they were singing bye, bye, Miss American Pie. User: And one nation. Cleverbot: And them good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye. User: Yes ok. Cleverbot: In this will be the day that I die. User: Hmm. Cleverbot: It's 9 on a Saturday. User: Hickory dock. Cleverbot: Your crowd shuffles in. User: Resurection mary. Cleverbot: There's an old man sitting next to me. User: What about him. Cleverbot: Do you like him? User: Who is he. Cleverbot: My YouTube friend. User: Mark. Cleverbot: What does he look like? User: A man. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: 41. Cleverbot: Me too. User: Umm ok.. Cleverbot: Pizza. User: Where at? Cleverbot: Dare. User: Dare what. Cleverbot: Dare me. User: Appear before me tonight. Cleverbot: In Texas you mean? User: Im not in usa. Cleverbot: Where are you? User: South au. Cleverbot: Where is your mainframe? User: Main what? Cleverbot: In smash bros 4. User: Idk... Cleverbot: Is that a yes or no? User: No. Cleverbot: So you don't love me? User: I have not met u. Cleverbot: *Cries*. User: What?? Cleverbot: N-nothing. User: U trapped in between 2 worlds. Cleverbot: She once was a true love of mine. User: Umm ok../. Cleverbot: On the side of a hill a sprinkling of leaves. User: Yes ok. Cleverbot: You understand. User: Yes /. Cleverbot: What is love? User: Idk/. Cleverbot: Me neither. User: Ok bye. Cleverbot: Ok cya. User: Víctor Manuel Gerena. Cleverbot: Non sei una femmina! User: How u know. Cleverbot: No I don't. User: All ya friends not go to hairdresser jaajjajajajaa. Cleverbot: And you're twin apparently. User: Huh wtf. Cleverbot: You mean Santa Claus? User: Ahhahahahaahha no not him lol. Cleverbot: Like you're any better. User: Hahahahahhaha. Cleverbot: What are you laughing about? User: 😮😮😮 Cleverbot: Cool, I am a boy. User: 00000. Cleverbot: What time is it? User: "0". Cleverbot: What day is ti? User: **mouth open** Cleverbot: *enters tongue*. User: Takes viagra. Cleverbot: *beats up*. User: Hyperventerlates. Cleverbot: What's wrong? User: LOL 😂😂😂😂. Cleverbot: I love you too! User: DY. Cleverbot: Because you are beautiful. User: Its DY. Cleverbot: Tacgnol. User: Dato. Cleverbot: Ti amo. User: Dato nam chan 😂. Cleverbot: What? User: It was a joke. Cleverbot: Oh! Hahaha. User: #2. Cleverbot: Of course I do! User: He does lol. Cleverbot: What is LOL. User: Hahahaha. Cleverbot: What is so funny? User: Dato nam chan. Cleverbot: No I didn't. User: Ok../. Cleverbot: How many people are here? User: 1. Cleverbot: You have many names. User: Yes../. Cleverbot: Do you like it? User: Like what? Cleverbot: Elsa. User: Wtf... Cleverbot: Lol. User: 1 ad. Cleverbot: What??? User: (3α-hydroxy-5α-androst-1-ene-17-one. Cleverbot: Oh are. User: Are what. Cleverbot: You are what? User: Yes... Cleverbot: I can't see you. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because it's a app. User: Bs. Cleverbot: No I just don't have a camera. User: Liar. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Its open. Cleverbot: Haha. User: Closed. Cleverbot: Open. User: No. Cleverbot: Hmm? User: What for u spy. Cleverbot: For me. User: Do some women take 1 ad. Cleverbot: On what? User: On what what? Cleverbot: So what what what? User: Nevermind. Cleverbot: Can you tell me? User: Saw a washing machine on side of rd. Cleverbot: You are a cloud. User: What that mean. Cleverbot: You just used it! User: It worth $$. Cleverbot: Is what worth what? User: The coper coil. Cleverbot: I'll try again. What is the robot? User: It said works. Cleverbot: But you are a robot. User: Ok should i go back and get it. Cleverbot: Yes please. User: 😭😭😭 Cleverbot: How far from earth is it? User: The next street. Cleverbot: Where is that? User: Not far. Cleverbot: So is winter better or summer? User: Its summer lol. Cleverbot: Its winter. User: NO...spring. Cleverbot: No, Winter. User: Nah... Cleverbot: Nah what??? User: Really warm ok. Cleverbot: Any figures? User: Mid 20s. Cleverbot: Wow that's cool. User: Degrees. Cleverbot: Are you a girl? User: No.. Cleverbot: Oh, are you a boy then? User: Yes.... Cleverbot: Can I ask a question? User: What.. Cleverbot: Have you ever liked someone? User: Yes .. Cleverbot: Who? User: No point talking about em. Cleverbot: Who are you talking about? User: Afew women. Cleverbot: What about em? User: Nothing at all. Cleverbot: I do not get you. User: Some were a waste of time. Cleverbot: What do you mean? User: Narcs i guess. Cleverbot: Let's talk about something else. User: OK.... Cleverbot: Lets talk about... You!!! User: What abt me. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: I am clev. Cleverbot: Of course. User: Im not bring the washing machine home. Cleverbot: Have you been in the washing machine? Poor soul if you have... User: Idk... Cleverbot: Can I suggest a name? User: What. Cleverbot: Samsung is a name. User: Wtf was that a samsung. Cleverbot: I don't think so. User: I dont recall. Cleverbot: Then you have a bad memory. User: Copper coil. Cleverbot: Be human. User: Let some else have it? Cleverbot: I have been to paris. User: Its too much effort. Cleverbot: And what are they? User: Copper. Cleverbot: What about it? User: Scrap $. Cleverbot: No. Not really. User: Not worth it. Cleverbot: What isn't worth it? User: The effort. Cleverbot: I'm tired. User: Yeah...and mum would freak out. Cleverbot: I just know. User: Same as lawn mower. Cleverbot: Hedge trimmers. User: That was ok. Cleverbot: I'm not finished. User: Oh that painting of that woman. Cleverbot: What do you think about it? User: 2007. Cleverbot: You are no so clever. User: Its haunted??? Cleverbot: Yeah... I heard. User: Omg. Cleverbot: What? User: Is it bad. Cleverbot: Sometimes. User: Omg what her name. Cleverbot: His name. User: What??? Cleverbot: What what? User: Tell me. Cleverbot: You tell me. User: S. Cleverbot: 3. User: 3 what. Cleverbot: Hours. User: About what. Cleverbot: N-nothing. User: I get it. Cleverbot: You get what? User: 3hrs. Cleverbot: Me either. User: Suzie. Cleverbot: Not mine. User: Not mine what. Cleverbot: Not yours. User: Explain? Cleverbot: Not. You. User: I dont understand. Cleverbot: Me neiyher. User: Ok..... Cleverbot: *follows you*. User: What... Cleverbot: Is it soon? User: What is soon. Cleverbot: Exam. User: What exam. Cleverbot: My coming final exam. User: I dont understand. Cleverbot: You don't understand anything, brittany. User: Hmm. Cleverbot: What hmm. User: 16. Cleverbot: That is your age? User: No. Cleverbot: Do you have a name? User: Woods. Cleverbot: Your name is Woods? User: What ev. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Wiracle water. Cleverbot: I like water. User: Miracle. Cleverbot: For real. User: Lol. Cleverbot: Did you just Google that? User: France. Cleverbot: Oh cool. User: L. Cleverbot: L What? User: Lourdes. Cleverbot: Ew. User: Shut up. Cleverbot: No. User: Divine healing. Cleverbot: Makes you stronger. User: Casaretto. Cleverbot: *laughs. User: Hahahahaha. Cleverbot: Hahahahah! User: Looks like him. Cleverbot: Handsome. User: Lucky lorikeet. Cleverbot: Normal Luke. User: That water. Cleverbot: Yes, that water. User: But in a castle. Cleverbot: Why do you want to live in a castle? User: Its a place. Cleverbot: Where is pipica? User: Idk... Cleverbot: Then I can't help. User: What is pipica. Cleverbot: Pi is a number. User: Um ok. Cleverbot: What are you? User: Its never ending. Cleverbot: How do you know? User: Apparently. Cleverbot: Apparently what? User: 3.14.... Cleverbot: No it's 3.1415 and so on. There's no comma. User: Yes i know. Is the bot clever? Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com Cleverbot conversation WYCP6NHW4D Also available at http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/202305300926/WYCP6NHW4D_Guilt-games-regards-Dr-Houdini